Zelda invades Marvel

Chapter 209 209. Two tons of food mysteriously disappeared (third!)
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While Link was happily eating the 98th Xandar specialty sandwich, Tony was bored watching the commotion in the square in the distance.

Tony sneered and said, "What is that green-skinned girl doing? She got into a fight with a tree and a raccoon." Then he frowned: "Star-Lord also got into a fight with them? What's going on?"

Link concentrated on eating the sandwich, and the customers around looked at Link in awe. The two fat, gray-skinned girls looked like nymphomaniacs.Although Link has a high tolerance for pain, it is not a problem to have someone cut his arm for surgery while playing chess.However, after all, he still feels irritable because of the pain. When Link is irritable, he likes to overeat to relieve anxiety.

"It's okay, don't worry about them." Link's mouth was full, and he didn't know how to say such clear words.

Tony shrugged: "Well, I see them playing quite happily."

Fangya was on top of Link's head, a little bored, so he flew and spun around at a very fast speed, as if there was a red halo above Link's head.

Tony quietly leaned over and said, "Link... the credit card of our earthlings can't be used here... what should we do?"

Link pointed to the Iron Man on the chair beside Tony with a corner of the sandwich and said, "Pay with him!"

Tony slapped the table: "Definitely not!"

The restaurant suddenly fell silent.They were all looking at Tony, and a burly man with insect mouthparts on his face at the table next to Tony was suddenly frightened by Tony and began to cry, his voice was extraordinarily tender.Tony was shocked: This muscular man who is comparable to Dwayne Johnson is actually an alien girl.

After Tony apologized stiffly.Then he whispered to Link: "Then you will give me a slogan later, we will run away one, two, three! You must not leave me behind!"

Link smiled and said, "No need." Link took out a wad of Xandar cash and said, "I've prepared the money."

Tony winked at Link: "Who are you stealing from?" Didn't you think that a kid with thick eyebrows and big eyes would do bad things?No matter how you look at it, Link looks like an obedient child.Things like stealing money, on Link, have a particularly strong sense of disobedience.

In fact, this is just an illusion of Tony... Link is in Hyrule, but he is an expert at rummaging through boxes and cabinets. He has lifted every stone on the mainland, smashed every ore on the mainland, and stole every gold from all the villages on the mainland. pot cover...

Link smiled and said, "It was taken from Xingjue. Although I was paid for rescuing him."

"Oh?" Tony said: "Could it be that Star-Lord owes you favors too? You seem to be a savior wherever you go, and let others owe you favors."

Link ate the last sandwich and looked at Xingjue and the others, who had been captured by Xandar's security team.

"This favor is in the future... We will rescue them later."

Tony suddenly became excited, and said with great interest: "Are you going to sneak into the prison to save them? Do you need to wear women's clothes this time!"

Link's face elongated suddenly: "Yaya! Burn him!"

Ya Ya nodded viciously, opened his mouth and sprayed fire on Tony's face.

Tony lowered his head hastily, but he immediately realized that this was a very bad decision-the flames burned to the back of his head and burned an open space.

So Tony was pushed back by Yaya's hairline, and Yaya made a Mediterranean Sea again.

Tony held his chin helplessly and said, "Well, Link, I was wrong. Can you lend me some money, I want to buy a wig."

Seeing Tony listless, Link felt that he might have gone too far.So he said: "Okay."

After half an hour...

Tony came out with a green afro on his head. Tony was so angry that he had nothing to say: "What kind of broken store is this!"

Link suppressed a smile: "After all, it is Yixing's wig shop, and the aesthetics are all like this. To be honest, your hair is the most normal one in it."

Tony lamented, "God, let me go back to Earth, please?"

Suddenly, Tony's peripheral vision drifted to Link's long flowing silver hair, and said, "Link...you see your hair is so long... lend me some?"

Link shook his head: "No."

Looking at the time, it was time to save the Guardians of the Galaxy, so the two ran to the prison.

On the earth, there is no prison of Xandar's level.It is directly an artificial satellite floating in space and revolving around Xandar.Without a proper plan, it is impossible to escape.And outside is the suffocating outer space, which is far more dangerous than inside the prison.

All the money Link borrowed from Star-Lord was spent on meals and wigs (Tony's green afro wig was super expensive!).Even if you don't spend it, it's not enough to buy or rent a spaceship.

But even if it is an artificial satellite hanging outside, a large number of prisons and police officers are stored in it, of course, a large amount of food needs to be transported into the satellite prison supply every day.So Tony and Link quietly hid in the spaceship that delivered food to the prison.

Come inside the prison.

The robot and the police officers were carrying the ingredients. After counting, they were suddenly taken aback: "Why are there two tons of fruit missing?"

And Link, who had sneaked into the prison, was eating a huge alien fruit in his hand.Tony was surprised: "How much did you eat today?"

Link said: "I'm not feeling well all over, I need to eat to relieve my boredom."

Tony smiled and said, "I don't know if you're bored or not, but seeing you eat so much makes me happy, kid, you're still young, when you turn forty, your digestive system won't work, you're so Eat, let's see if you don't become a big fat man! Your ears are as round as a carrot!"

Link looked up at Tony: "I'm older than your father."

Tony is not a vegetarian either, and immediately shot back: "Oh, I remembered, you will never grow up! What a poor child, you have been so tall in your life."

Tony rubbed Link's head regretfully, gnashing his teeth.

Link stunned several jailers and calmly came to the center of the prison.Just hearing the sound of chaos coming from inside, it seems that Star Lord Gamora and others have already begun to escape from prison.

Tony has already replaced the Iron Man, and closed his mask: "Let me see the armed forces of aliens, can it be compared to my Iron Man!"

Link also summoned ether particles and flew over.

The ether particles interfered with the display of Link's power, so Link simply gave up using his own power and drove the ether particles.

I saw tiny dark red grains of sand beginning to spread into the prison hall.

Aether, the Reality Gem, is the most difficult to use among the Infinity Gems, and also the most powerful.Link has yet to find the correct way to use ether particles.So does Malekith.

But Ganon apparently found it, and created a small dark world.This made Link very unhappy.

(End of this chapter)