Douluo's incarnation Douluo

Chapter 81 Yue Xinghe who played cards against common sense
"Wait! I have a question, what exercise does singing these songs do for us?"

Dai Mubai is very concerned about face, asking him to sing such a shameful song in front of the public will really kill him!
Yue Xinghe already knew that most of the crowd would object, so he coughed twice and brought out his carefully prepared remarks.

"This is to exercise your face! As we all know, a successful strong man can become strong because they have done three things:
first, shameless
Second, shameless
Third, insist on being shameless!

Think about it, you are all gifted young geniuses, what would you do if you encountered an enemy who was incapable of fighting?
I think the idea of ​​normal people should be to retreat!After all, if you keep the green hills, you are not afraid of running out of firewood, and at this time, the benefits of thick skin are highlighted!

Think about it, the other party has been greeting your family and insulting your personality by the way. At this time, the enraged Leng Touqing will definitely turn back and fuck him!
But thick-skinned you are different!

Let the other party scold you dry, and you all just treat him as a bastard and recite scriptures, and you don't listen or listen. Then, you escaped smoothly. After many years, your strength has improved, you have found your enemy, and you will pay back the shame of the past a hundredfold. Isn't it beautiful? "

Hearing Yue Xinghe's words, the students were a little hard to accept, but Flender, Zhao Wou-ki and others nodded repeatedly after listening.

No matter in fiction or reality, bowing your head is indeed the only choice in the face of unsolvable difficulties.

It's like going to bed at night, just when the sky is thundering non-stop, young people will be annoyed, and maybe they will run upstairs and shout "I can't help my fate, God! You have a kind You try again!"

Then, the fate of this kind of person is mostly God's trial, and then he died on the spot...

And a mature adult faced with the endless thunderstorms would definitely cover up the quilt and sleep, thinking that it would rain heavily for a while, maybe he would not have to go to work tomorrow, and shouted "Let the storm be more violent." !Then I laughed out loud in the quilt...

What Yue Xinghe said makes sense, but there are always people with strange brain circuits.

For example, Ma Hongjun, he retorted: "When we become stronger, if the enemy dies of old age, then what's the point of us becoming stronger?"

"Why doesn't it make sense? He's dead, isn't that better? You can run to his grave and play disco, then take out your phone, turn the volume up to the maximum, turn on Douyin, find a video full of crazy laughter, even Put on a [-] mAh power bank and keep playing it on a loop, believe me, he will be so angry that he will come back to life!"

Everyone: What are you talking about?

It was only then that Yue Xinghe realized that he had said something wrong, and explained: "In short, if he dies, you have all kinds of ways to retaliate, for example, you can dig his grave, lift up his ashes by the way, and then step on him. His ashes dance, and his descendants or friends have to praise you because of your strength, "Your dance is good, you can dance in seconds"! Look, is there anything more enjoyable than this?"

After listening to Yue Xinghe's words, everyone said: Never offend this insidious guy in the future...

An interesting thing happened in Soto City today!

A group of people wearing masks stopped suddenly on the busy street. Just when everyone thought they were performing acrobatics, that group of people suddenly opened their mouths to sing. Careers are also common.

But the problem is that bards usually sing about myths and legends, but this group of masked guys sing a little... It's hard to describe!

Some bards listened and lamented that the songs sung by these people were good, the melody was catchy, but the lyrics were too bad!
Father's father is grandpa, and father's mother is grandma...

What lyrics are these!

Who doesn't know!
Everyone understands it, okay?

As for Dad's wife's name...

Fool!Dad's wife must be...

hiss--

what do you say that is?

……

Since then, some songs have always been circulated in the streets and alleys of Soto City. These songs are extremely childish, but even after ten thousand years, this song has been handed down. When later generations of musicologists verified the origin of these songs , the source can only be traced back to a group of mysterious bard groups wearing masks!
As for where these bards came from, Yue Xinghe said that he had to ask the system!

Yes, Yue Xinghe's second assessment was set up because of system tasks!

Otherwise, she would be too idle to train Tang San and the others!
With this free time, wouldn't it be nice to find some soul rings that suit her?Otherwise, it's fine to create some soul skills yourself!

If it doesn't work, Yue Xinghe will go get some materials, get a physical body out as soon as possible, and give himself a secondary personality, which is better than playing house with Tang San and the others.

Speaking of the auxiliary personality, that is, the clone created by Yue Xinghe with schizophrenia, Yue Xinghe had a headache!
This product that came out of her whim actually started to affect her.

The main effect is that she competes with Yue Xinghe for control of her body at every turn!

The most common manifestation is that Yue Xinghe likes to eat sweet bear biscuits, while the auxiliary personality Yue Xingchen said that the salty scallion biscuits are more delicious, so Yue Xinghe had to eat two biscuits!
If you don't eat it, you can't do it. If you don't eat it, she will make trouble!
Yue Xinghe also didn't understand why the absolutely calm personality he set would care about such things!
Sometimes Yue Xinghe is irritated by the auxiliary personality, and subconsciously wants to destroy it completely, but because the auxiliary personality is split from Yue Xinghe's soul, she knows what Yue Xinghe thinks, whenever Yue Xinghe wants to eliminate When she was with her, Yue Xingchen would call "Mom" in a soft voice!
This "Mom" made Yue Xinghe's heart melt (〃▽｀〃)
(Yue Xinghe: I didn’t expect my old lady to skip the marriage and become a mother for a day! This is the same as some men, skipping the father and becoming a father-in-law!
Father-in-law: Get out!What kind of shit metaphor are you talking about! )

(End of this chapter)