Konoha no anger
Chapter 62 Uchiha Eats Dirt
Chapter 62 Uchiha Eats Dirt
In a blink of an eye, a few days passed, and every day was day and night watching the stars.
Then mark the detailed location on the map and ask Qingfeng and Mingyue to take the guards and Kakashi to explore the terrain and arrange the array.
Although he felt that Danzo would not attack him, he still had to be as careful as possible. If he could leave the camp, he would never leave the camp. Even if there was a battle, he would watch from a distance.
If he dared to join the battle, he would definitely become the opponent's key target.
Danzo and Orochimaru look down on the white eyes, but it doesn't mean that other ninja villages also look down on them.
The water gate team has been away for four or five days, and there is no news of returning, but counting the days, it should be almost there.
"Hey, aren't you bored hiding in the big camp every day?"
Ri Tian rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you bored? Didn't you see that I am living a fulfilling life?"
Obito looked at Ritian's bible-like array with disdain.
"Hey, I don't believe you are here to write and draw pictures, and then we can dig a hole and bury some soil to drive Sand Ninja away?"
Ri Tian rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I have talked about this pitfall, and you don't understand if I tell you, how about I teach you a unique skill, and see if my pitfall is amazing? "
Obito said disdainfully: "How miraculous a pit can be, are you out of your mind?"
"Look at it and you'll know."
Ri Tian looked around pretending to be mysterious, then walked to the place where people were carrying people and began to dig a hole with a small shovel, and not only brought soil, but also followed.Even Rin Nohara and Kakashi were a little curious about what Hiten was going to do.
"Dig a hole, bury some soil, several 12345, your own hole, your own land, everything you plant will grow..."
Ri Tian took out a 10 bill from his pocket and put it into the pit.
"Hahaha... Ritian, are you stupid looking at the stars!? Planting money? Hahaha, what do you think, you laugh at me to death!"
Ri Tian ignored him, silently buried the soil and clasped his hands together and beeped reverently.
Two minutes later, Ritian stood up and slapped the dirt off his hands in a smart way, looking at Obito with a proud face.
"Wait 2 minutes and you dig the soil."
Obito sat down on the ground with a 'slap' and stared fiercely at the ground with both eyes.
"I don't believe it! If you can grow money, I'll eat it!"
"Bah! You are stinky and shameless. Why should I give you the money I have worked so hard to grow? You can just eat dirt, and you will change your name to Uchiha to eat dirt in the future!"
Ri Tian just said it casually, whoever wanted to bring soil turned around and agreed on the spot!
"Okay! That's it! But if you don't plant it, then you have to teach me the trick of Dianxiao acupoint, and you have to teach me!"
Ri Tian was immediately delighted when he heard it, and agreed immediately: "No problem!"
Rin Nohara and Kakashi, who were watching the excitement, covered their faces at the same time. They seemed to have encountered the scene of Hiten pinching Obito's neck and stuffing soil into his mouth.
Kakashi finally couldn't help complaining: "I really don't know where some people have the confidence..."
Obito 'chua' glared at him.
"Dead fisheye, you have some common sense, okay? Can money be planted? Do you believe in such ghost things that have no scientific basis at all? Is your head filled with shit? Let's pay attention to science, shall we!? "
After finally finding an opportunity to stimulate Kakashi, Obito really didn't miss it at all.
Kakashi didn't care what he said.
"I wouldn't believe it if it was someone else, but..." Kakashi looked at Hiten: "If it's him, you're doomed!"
"Hmph! Ignorant human beings!"
Obito pointed to his own eyes and said confidently: "I'm Uchiha! I believe in my own eyes! And I also guarantee that I didn't use the illusion just now, and Hiten didn't have the chance to activate his useless illusion. Now, I will definitely win this bet! Dead Fisheye, just wait for me! Let you laugh at me all the time, and I will make you laugh enough in the future!"
Kakashi shrugged.
"Even if you learn that trick, I won't give you a chance to hit me! The time is up, Uchiha eats dirt, you can answer the trick."
"Damn! Don't tell me to eat dirt! I can't lose!"
Obito gave Kakashi a hard look, then rolled up his sleeves and started digging.
Ritian looked at Obito who was directly digging the soil with his hands and smiled without saying a word. Poor boy, I really don't know who gave him his courage. Could it be that Liang Jingru also crossed?
Digging up the already soft soil was effortless, and the 10 bill that was buried every day was dug out with three strokes of the soil.
When Obito saw the 10 taels, his eyes were filled with excitement, and he reached out to pick up the banknote.
"Look! I just said it's impossible, how can money be a kind..."
Obito's voice stopped abruptly, because he found that 10 taels was clearly in his hand, so why is there a piece of 10 taels in the soil! ?
"This...this...how is this possible!? It must be an illusion!"
Obito rubbed his eyes vigorously, but when he opened his eyes, the banknote was still there!
"Impossible!? Fuck!! Why is there another one!?"
Obito picked up the other 10 taels, and found that there was another one under it!
Ri Tian came to play right away, patted his thigh and laughed: "Oh, it's actually a bumper harvest, and two of them can be planted at once!"
Obito glared at Ritian again, held the three 10 taels in his hand and looked at it again and again, but no matter how he looked at it, he could be sure that the money was real!
And Obito couldn't figure out what exactly Ritian did!
In the end, Obito, who couldn't figure it out, looked at Kakashi subconsciously. Kakashi narrowed his eyes and gave him a gloating smile.
Obito had to ask Nohara Lin for help.
"Lin, you must have seen how Ritian cheated, right?"
Ye Yuanlin shook her head, unable to help and said: "I didn't see it either..."
"Impossible, it must be an illusion, I must have been under an illusion!"
Obito pinched his thigh fiercely with the last glimmer of hope.
"Hiss—it hurts... What the hell is going on? It's unscientific!"
Obito completely collapsed...
"Snapped!"
Ri Tian snapped his fingers to add a little special effect to his body, using chakra to attach to the body surface to emit a faint light, making himself look holy and great.
Then Ritian patted Obito on the shoulder and comforted him sincerely: "My child, you are still young. It is normal that there are many things in this world that you cannot understand, and...do you want to learn? I will teach you."
"chua!"
Obito's gleaming eyes stared at Hiten.
"Really!?"
Ritian can guarantee that at this moment, he saw the symbol of money in Obito's pupils!
"Of course, but, I only teach those who keep their promises, Uchiha eats dirt, let's start your performance."
"This this..."
Obito looked down at the black soil on the ground, the features on his face were distorted.
"Ri Tian, I ate a bit too much for dinner, can I have this tomorrow?"
Hiten shook his head, and resolutely refused: "How can this work? In my heart, you have always been an honest and trustworthy friend. I never want Kakashi to look at you like that. You are the most reliable! You are Absolutely not reckless, right?"
Ritian's rhetorical question directly blocked all the 10086 reasons that Obito had in mind for a moment...
Obito gritted his teeth, looked at the dirt on the ground in despair, grabbed a handful, and looked at Ritian pitifully.
"Will you really teach me?"
Ritian must nod.
"Will do!"
Under Ritian's sincere gaze, Obito closed his eyes, turned his heart, stuffed the soil in his hand into his mouth, and began to vomit...
"Uh...uuuu..."
"Oh, eat slowly, why are you in a hurry, Lin, quickly get me some water for Brother Tu, don't choke."
(End of this chapter)
In a blink of an eye, a few days passed, and every day was day and night watching the stars.
Then mark the detailed location on the map and ask Qingfeng and Mingyue to take the guards and Kakashi to explore the terrain and arrange the array.
Although he felt that Danzo would not attack him, he still had to be as careful as possible. If he could leave the camp, he would never leave the camp. Even if there was a battle, he would watch from a distance.
If he dared to join the battle, he would definitely become the opponent's key target.
Danzo and Orochimaru look down on the white eyes, but it doesn't mean that other ninja villages also look down on them.
The water gate team has been away for four or five days, and there is no news of returning, but counting the days, it should be almost there.
"Hey, aren't you bored hiding in the big camp every day?"
Ri Tian rolled his eyes and said, "Why are you bored? Didn't you see that I am living a fulfilling life?"
Obito looked at Ritian's bible-like array with disdain.
"Hey, I don't believe you are here to write and draw pictures, and then we can dig a hole and bury some soil to drive Sand Ninja away?"
Ri Tian rolled his eyes, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I have talked about this pitfall, and you don't understand if I tell you, how about I teach you a unique skill, and see if my pitfall is amazing? "
Obito said disdainfully: "How miraculous a pit can be, are you out of your mind?"
"Look at it and you'll know."
Ri Tian looked around pretending to be mysterious, then walked to the place where people were carrying people and began to dig a hole with a small shovel, and not only brought soil, but also followed.Even Rin Nohara and Kakashi were a little curious about what Hiten was going to do.
"Dig a hole, bury some soil, several 12345, your own hole, your own land, everything you plant will grow..."
Ri Tian took out a 10 bill from his pocket and put it into the pit.
"Hahaha... Ritian, are you stupid looking at the stars!? Planting money? Hahaha, what do you think, you laugh at me to death!"
Ri Tian ignored him, silently buried the soil and clasped his hands together and beeped reverently.
Two minutes later, Ritian stood up and slapped the dirt off his hands in a smart way, looking at Obito with a proud face.
"Wait 2 minutes and you dig the soil."
Obito sat down on the ground with a 'slap' and stared fiercely at the ground with both eyes.
"I don't believe it! If you can grow money, I'll eat it!"
"Bah! You are stinky and shameless. Why should I give you the money I have worked so hard to grow? You can just eat dirt, and you will change your name to Uchiha to eat dirt in the future!"
Ri Tian just said it casually, whoever wanted to bring soil turned around and agreed on the spot!
"Okay! That's it! But if you don't plant it, then you have to teach me the trick of Dianxiao acupoint, and you have to teach me!"
Ri Tian was immediately delighted when he heard it, and agreed immediately: "No problem!"
Rin Nohara and Kakashi, who were watching the excitement, covered their faces at the same time. They seemed to have encountered the scene of Hiten pinching Obito's neck and stuffing soil into his mouth.
Kakashi finally couldn't help complaining: "I really don't know where some people have the confidence..."
Obito 'chua' glared at him.
"Dead fisheye, you have some common sense, okay? Can money be planted? Do you believe in such ghost things that have no scientific basis at all? Is your head filled with shit? Let's pay attention to science, shall we!? "
After finally finding an opportunity to stimulate Kakashi, Obito really didn't miss it at all.
Kakashi didn't care what he said.
"I wouldn't believe it if it was someone else, but..." Kakashi looked at Hiten: "If it's him, you're doomed!"
"Hmph! Ignorant human beings!"
Obito pointed to his own eyes and said confidently: "I'm Uchiha! I believe in my own eyes! And I also guarantee that I didn't use the illusion just now, and Hiten didn't have the chance to activate his useless illusion. Now, I will definitely win this bet! Dead Fisheye, just wait for me! Let you laugh at me all the time, and I will make you laugh enough in the future!"
Kakashi shrugged.
"Even if you learn that trick, I won't give you a chance to hit me! The time is up, Uchiha eats dirt, you can answer the trick."
"Damn! Don't tell me to eat dirt! I can't lose!"
Obito gave Kakashi a hard look, then rolled up his sleeves and started digging.
Ritian looked at Obito who was directly digging the soil with his hands and smiled without saying a word. Poor boy, I really don't know who gave him his courage. Could it be that Liang Jingru also crossed?
Digging up the already soft soil was effortless, and the 10 bill that was buried every day was dug out with three strokes of the soil.
When Obito saw the 10 taels, his eyes were filled with excitement, and he reached out to pick up the banknote.
"Look! I just said it's impossible, how can money be a kind..."
Obito's voice stopped abruptly, because he found that 10 taels was clearly in his hand, so why is there a piece of 10 taels in the soil! ?
"This...this...how is this possible!? It must be an illusion!"
Obito rubbed his eyes vigorously, but when he opened his eyes, the banknote was still there!
"Impossible!? Fuck!! Why is there another one!?"
Obito picked up the other 10 taels, and found that there was another one under it!
Ri Tian came to play right away, patted his thigh and laughed: "Oh, it's actually a bumper harvest, and two of them can be planted at once!"
Obito glared at Ritian again, held the three 10 taels in his hand and looked at it again and again, but no matter how he looked at it, he could be sure that the money was real!
And Obito couldn't figure out what exactly Ritian did!
In the end, Obito, who couldn't figure it out, looked at Kakashi subconsciously. Kakashi narrowed his eyes and gave him a gloating smile.
Obito had to ask Nohara Lin for help.
"Lin, you must have seen how Ritian cheated, right?"
Ye Yuanlin shook her head, unable to help and said: "I didn't see it either..."
"Impossible, it must be an illusion, I must have been under an illusion!"
Obito pinched his thigh fiercely with the last glimmer of hope.
"Hiss—it hurts... What the hell is going on? It's unscientific!"
Obito completely collapsed...
"Snapped!"
Ri Tian snapped his fingers to add a little special effect to his body, using chakra to attach to the body surface to emit a faint light, making himself look holy and great.
Then Ritian patted Obito on the shoulder and comforted him sincerely: "My child, you are still young. It is normal that there are many things in this world that you cannot understand, and...do you want to learn? I will teach you."
"chua!"
Obito's gleaming eyes stared at Hiten.
"Really!?"
Ritian can guarantee that at this moment, he saw the symbol of money in Obito's pupils!
"Of course, but, I only teach those who keep their promises, Uchiha eats dirt, let's start your performance."
"This this..."
Obito looked down at the black soil on the ground, the features on his face were distorted.
"Ri Tian, I ate a bit too much for dinner, can I have this tomorrow?"
Hiten shook his head, and resolutely refused: "How can this work? In my heart, you have always been an honest and trustworthy friend. I never want Kakashi to look at you like that. You are the most reliable! You are Absolutely not reckless, right?"
Ritian's rhetorical question directly blocked all the 10086 reasons that Obito had in mind for a moment...
Obito gritted his teeth, looked at the dirt on the ground in despair, grabbed a handful, and looked at Ritian pitifully.
"Will you really teach me?"
Ritian must nod.
"Will do!"
Under Ritian's sincere gaze, Obito closed his eyes, turned his heart, stuffed the soil in his hand into his mouth, and began to vomit...
"Uh...uuuu..."
"Oh, eat slowly, why are you in a hurry, Lin, quickly get me some water for Brother Tu, don't choke."
(End of this chapter)
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