Konoha no anger

Chapter 518 A Great Plan!

Although Naruto is a little bloated now, but the bloat also scores people.

Naruto has been fighting Sasuke for so many years, and it can be said that he knows the basics. It is really difficult to beat him to cry and collect tears.

or……

Another way?
To move Er Zhuzi and make Er Zhuzi cry by himself?
"Huh—how could I have such an idea!?"

As soon as this thought came up, Naruto felt a chill, and quickly shook his head vigorously, trying to get this disgusting thought out of his head as soon as possible.

"I didn't wait to touch him, I guess my young master would be disgusted to death first, what should I do..."

Naruto rubbed his chin and thought hard.

Then, Naruto lay down on the haystack and fell asleep after thinking about it.

This is really Naruto.

It wasn't until Anbu patrolled at night that he felt snoring on the haystack, and then he found Naruto who was frozen like a chicken, curled up in a ball.

"Hey, hey, Naruto, don't sleep here, you'll catch a cold."

"Ok?"

Naruto rubbed his sleepy eyes.

"Why is it dark?"

The two Anbu looked at each other, then looked at Naruto dumbfounded.

"No way, Naruto, how long have you been sleeping here? You didn't even eat dinner, did you? Why didn't Master Sidai and Master Kushina look for you?"

This question is really heartbreaking, if they don't ask, Naruto will almost forget that he is a child with a family.

"Oh, I accidentally fell asleep, I'll come back..."

Just halfway through the conversation, Naruto suddenly noticed that the two Anbu were actually a man and a woman!
"Ah! Aren't you that tuberculosis ghost Moonlight Gale?"

The face under the moonlight blast mask was all kinds of embarrassment.

Uzuki Xiyan next to her was suddenly unhappy.

"Hey! How can you tell the truth if you don't speak short words in front of a cripple?"

Haifeng was even more embarrassed, so he simply took off his mask, pointed at his rosy face and shouted with displeasure: "My illness has been cured long ago, please! Don't call me a tuberculosis ghost!"

Moonlight Gale gave Naruto a vicious look and dragged Uzuki Xiyan away.

"You actually helped that kid laugh at me, I'll make you look good later!"

Maoyue Xiyan covered her mouth and "giggled" happily.

Naruto looked at the backs of the two for no reason.

"Why are these two weird? Aren't they a couple? Why do you want to make each other look good? I really don't understand what these men and women are thinking. I really want to hit..."

In the middle of speaking, Naruto suddenly shook his body, slapped his thigh and jumped up.

"That's right! I can blackmail Er Zhuzi!"

In Naruto's view, anything that is upright is bullshit, as long as the two pillars can be overturned, knocked out with a sap, and put on a sack or something, it will not hurt at all.

Just do it when you think of it, Naruto didn't hesitate at all, and started to make arrangements overnight!
This side of Sasuke will be able to return to the village tomorrow, Naruto must hurry up and move!
"Multiple Shadow Clone Technique!"

Dozens of shadow clones Wuyang Wuyang ran towards Sasuke's house. This posture is definitely not like digging a trap, it may be more appropriate to demolish the house!
Naruto's true self is also going in the opposite direction, he is going to find a helper for himself, and someone must cooperate with him to beat the sap!
In the dead of night, Naruto quietly came to the home of his little friend, Nara Shikamaru.

Don't look at Naruto, who is usually stupid. He is definitely not stupid at all when he does bad things. Since he wants to play tricks, he must find himself a dog-headed military advisor with a high IQ!
Shikamaru is sleeping at home, you can guess from the slightly raised corners of the mouth and the bulging tent under the quilt, this kid must be having sex dreams!
But when he met Naruto, an incomprehensible guy, he just covered his mouth and locked his neck when he went up!
"Uh! Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

Shikamaru's dream turned into a nightmare in an instant, the poor child stared in horror and struggled desperately!
"Duang! Duang!"

"It's me, it's me, it's me!"

If you sleep well in the middle of the night, your neck will be locked, Shikamaru still cares who you are?
Ignoring Naruto's words at all, he smashed the floor with any moving part of his body!

Next door, Nara Shikoku, who was sleeping soundly, heard the vibration of the floor, a carp jumped up and rushed towards Shikamaru's room!

As soon as the door was opened, Shikahisa Nara caught sight of someone locking his precious son's neck under the moonlight. Can this be tolerated?

"Secret Technique Shadow Body Binding!"

Nara Shikahisa's shadow technique cured Naruto in one go.

"What are you..."

But before Nara Shikahisa could ask, a figure sprang up behind him, holding a frying pan in his hand, and slapped Naruto on the head fiercely!
"Pang bang pong..."

"Dare to sneak attack on my son, I will kill you! Let go of me! Let go of me! Hey, I'll go, I'm quite stubborn, I still don't believe that I don't understand you!"

"Ping ping ping... ping ping ping..."

I don't know how many shots were taken, but Shikamaru's mother changed the pot twice, and the last big iron pot used for cooking was flattened by her.

"Wuuu...don't hit me, I want to let go too, I'm stuck, I can't let go—"

Naruto's plan hasn't started yet, he was beaten and cried by Shikamaru's mother first...

Nara Shikajiu rolled his eyes.

"Why is this voice so familiar?"

"Snapped!"

Lu Jiu just turned on the light, and saw Naruto with a big red envelope locked on Shikamaru's body like an octopus.

Shikamaru is also having a hard time, his ears are about to be deafened, and now he has a little sympathy for the person who attacked him.

At the same time, his psychological shadow of his mother deepened, women are really scary, how could I have such a shameless dream just now, it was all a lie!

"Wow - I don't play anymore!"

"Naruto?"

Shikahisa Nara, who was wearing pajamas, walked over with his head poking around.

"Oh! It's really Naruto, you don't go home to sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing to attack my Shikamaru?"

Naruto?

The fog in Shikamaru's head suddenly cleared up. It is not surprising that anything happened to Naruto, but he couldn't figure it out. He has been very busy these days. Where did he offend Naruto? This guy will come to the house in the middle of the night to take revenge Own?

Shikamaru's mother immediately carried the frying pan behind her back.

"It's Naruto, how is your mother these days?"

Woman, one second she wished to slap Naruto to death, and the next second she became amiable. This face can change faster than turning the pages of a book!

Naruto Pengci's skills are definitely not covered. He used a bag full of heads to force himself to buy two deer from Shikakuna in Nara to make up for himself, and even dragged Shikamaru out of the house with drooping eyelids.

Shikamaru took two deer and Naruto strolled along the streets of Konoha Village in the early morning.

"Naruto, what kind of wind are you smoking today? Why did you drag me out in the middle of the night? You are not really poor enough to live on pengci, right? Even if you sell deer, you can't sell it. "

As far as Shikamaru is talking, people from Anbe have passed by several times. When they saw Naruto and Shikamaru, they turned around and left, just like hiding from the plague god...

Naruto stroked Shika's head triumphantly, and looked at Shikamaru with shining eyes.

"I have a great plan, do you want to be a part of it?"

Shikamaru patted his forehead helplessly.

"Do I have the right to refuse?"

Naruto made a movement of locking his neck, and he must have replied: "No!"

"Hey."

Shikamaru looked resigned.

"Well, tell me about your grand plan."

"Hey hey hey..."

Naruto leaned over with a smirk on his face.

"The first step of my great plan is to ask you to come and make me a perfect Sap plan that can tear Er Zhuzi to pieces!"

"Fucking... crying... Sasuke!?"

Shikamaru looked at Naruto with the expression of seeing a ghost.

"You can kill me directly? Sasuke's reincarnation eye sometimes has the ability to change places in space, so sneak attack is simply unrealistic!"

"I don't care! You must find a way, anyway, I don't care!"

Naruto acted like if you don't figure out a way for me, I'll do it for you.

Shikamaru was beginning to despair.

"How can I make you this friend?"

(End of this chapter)