Konoha no anger

Chapter 451 You can live to die!
Wet bone forest, one of the three holy places.

Although this place is called a holy place...

But after all, this is where slugs live, as the name suggests.

Wet bone forest, what the hell here is not ordinary wet!
After walking around in the woods, my clothes were wet with moisture.

And there are bones everywhere, both animal and human.

In order to be able to learn celestial arts, Ritian could only barely overcome it. This time, Ritian also came with a family of three when he came to the wet bone forest.

Minato can drag his family to practice, so naturally we can't fall behind every day.

Anyway, Terumi Mei came here to make soy sauce. If he can learn it, he can learn it. If he can't learn it, he can take care of his son.

The family of three shuttled through the woods, and finally came to a super-large open-air altar, where a big slug fairy as tall as a mountain was sleeping. If it wasn't for the snot bubbles, it might not be recognized every day it.

Because this legendary fairy is covered with moss and various soil crusts mixed with slime and dust.

Ri Tian held his nose and began to complain: "Damn it, I haven't bathed in many years, it stinks to death."

Terumi Mei hurriedly hugged her son into her arms and covered her nose with a handkerchief, frowned and said in distaste: "Husband, this slug fairy is...isn't that too much?"

Ritian shrugged helplessly.

"The ghost knows how many years this guy has been sleeping, and the snot bubbles are so dusty that they haven't broken yet, and there's really no one left!"

Tian Ming raised his hand and began to express his opinion.

"Mom and Dad, since we are here to learn fairy art from the slug fairy, why don't we give the slug fairy a bath first."

"Snapped!"

Ritian snapped his fingers.

"Good idea! Let's start with your mother, and I'll sleep over there for a while."

"Nani!?"

Terumi Mei grabbed Hiten by his ear and brought him back.

"Let our mothers do it and you sleep, you think so beautifully, you just squeak when you get tired of work!"

"Hiss—wife, please forgive me, your ears are about to fall off!"

Terumi Mei kicked Hiten's ass.

"Go to work!"

Ri Tian cast an aggrieved look in his eyes.

"Can you save me some face in front of my son?"

Terumi Mei threw back a fierce look.

"I've turned you into ink again, do you believe it or not?"

Ri Tian curled his lips and was not struggling.

"Son, let's get angry, the working people are the most honorable!"

Tian Ming threw a resentful look.

"Is forced labor honorable?"

"So much nonsense, don't hesitate!"

In this way, the father and son, Ri Tian and Tian Ming, started the bathing work of the slug fairy. This is definitely a huge project.

"Water Escape, Big Water Burst!"

A-level water escape, is it awesome?
Especially when people with super chakras like Ritian and Tianming use it, the power is absolutely no different from that of a waterfall, but this powerful water escape is shot on the slug, it is almost like the ratio of an adult to a small wine cup...

"Scrub, scrub, scrub..."

The two of them released hundreds of bursts of water in the sky, and then they hugged the big tree and slapped the slug fairy...

Tian Ming had overpaid Sanwei's rent for the next few months, until the body of this big slug fairy was almost reflected, and this mountain-like body suddenly bowed!
"Ah!"

"call--"

A gust of wind blew by, and the forest fell instantly.

The tentacles-like eyes of the slug fairy rolled around the top of the head, and the eyes were a little dazed.

"Why is it so cold all of a sudden... Huh? You are... ah! It's the Ritian family, what are you doing?"

I have to say that the voice of the slug fairy is really nice, but when he thinks that such a nice voice comes from the mouth of a big slug that is more than [-] meters high and hundreds of meters long, Ritian feels uncomfortable for a while.

However, Ri Tian still waved the big tree in his arms with a bright face and shouted: "We and Tian Ming are bathing you, how is it? Isn't it very comfortable?"

"what?"

Immortal Slug's eyes straightened instantly, and the expressions on his body changed from surprise to shyness.

"Oops! Dust over 200 years old, it's so embarrassing..."

200 years?

Ritian froze for a moment.

This dude actually slept for more than 200 years!Why doesn't it just sleep to death?

The slug fairy narrowed his eyes and looked at Ritian. At this moment, Ritian seemed to be stripped naked. The slug fairy seemed to be able to see through his heart.

"Student Ritian, I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. I'm the longest-lived creature in the entire ninja world. Even if Hamamaru and the white snake old lady are all dead, I won't die..."

Speaking of this, the slug fairy suddenly sighed.

"This kind of fruitless day is so boring, so I can only use sleep to pass the time. Life without death is incomplete..."

"..."

Ritian really doesn't know what to say, nothing is complete without death, Ritian really wants to give Yayi a ride!
Even in his dreams, he never imagined that the legendary slug fairy was actually a passive maniac who gave up on himself. No wonder there has never been a legend in the ninja world that Shibone Lin has successfully practiced fairy art.

The slug fairy "stretched" comfortably.

"Huh~~ It's so comfortable. It's been a long time since I feel so refreshed. It's a pity not to sleep in such a good state. Thank you for bathing me. I should continue to sleep. Since you have come to Wetbone Forest, let my avatars Let's play with you."

Ritian's family of three suddenly had exclamation points in their heads.

After sleeping for more than 200 years, I finally woke up, and I haven't said ten words together, yet this guy is still sleeping?

But how could Ritian let it fall asleep easily.

"Slug Immortal wait a while before going to sleep!"

"what--"

The slug fairy let out a big yawn, and a tear the size of a water jar dripped from its eye to the ground.

"Anything else?"

"That... our father and I took a lot of effort to help you take a bath. You can't just say thank you and finish the job? Shouldn't you be more practical?"

The slug fairy replied casually without thinking: "You want to learn fairy art? Yes, let me sleep for a while first, and I will teach you when I am full of sleep."

Seeing the drooping eyelids of the slug fairy, Ri Tian almost went crazy.

suddenly!

A flash of inspiration flashed in Ri Tian's mind, and he quickly shouted: "Immortal Slug, do you believe that I can figure out when you will die?"

"Nani? Really?"

Immortal Slug woke up instantly, but it was only a momentary surprise, and then it looked at Ri Tian suspiciously.

"If you lie to me, I will be angry!"

Ri Tian blushed without panting and began to flicker: "How can I lie to you? I don't know how to smash my own signboard, but if I figure it out, then you have to teach our family of three to learn fairy arts!"

"Emmmm...then you can do the math for me, if you can figure it out, then I will teach you the magic of immortality right away, including the meeting!
Ay Ya I gi!

That's a big tone, and you still have a teaching package?

Of course, Ritian would not directly challenge the majesty of the slug fairy, anyway, the cowhide has been blown out, so Ritian will give it a try that day!
Copy guys, start fortune telling!
Telling a slug's fortune is definitely something that Ri Tian has never done in his two lifetimes combined...

After fiddling for a long time, Ri Tian even watched, touched and pinched his fingers to count, and muttered to himself for about twenty minutes, and the sweat on Ri Tian's forehead became more and more, which shows that this fate is definitely not easy to calculate.

Because the lifespan of this slug is really close to infinity, anyway, after calculating every day for so long, it has been walking on the same spot for a long time, and finally the day was in a hurry, so he just ignored it and pretended to pat his thigh.

"I figured it out!"

The two eyes of the slug fairy were in front of Ritian, and he looked at Ritian with some expectation.

"Then talk about it."

"You can live until you die!"

"I can... are you kidding me?!"

There was a faint hint of anger in Slug Immortal's tone.

Seeing that the situation was not going well, Ri Tian hurriedly shouted: "Hey! What are you doing? Tell me with your conscience, am I right? Did I tell a lie!"

　I'm jet-lagged, and there are only two chapters today... I'll make up for it tomorrow.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)