Konoha no anger
Chapter 407 You scumbag!
Chapter 407 You scumbag!
Why did you go every day?
Of course they went to arrest people!
This guy Jiaodu actually dared to run away while Ritian was teaching Fei Duan and Asma a lesson, Shenyue Izumo and Gang Zitie chased him for more than a dozen miles, but he ran away without a trace up.
Needless to say, this guy really has a little bit of vision to live for so many years. His first reaction when he saw Ri Tian was to run, and he would never have any other thoughts!
"The speed is seventy miles, the mood is free, I hope the end point is the Aegean Sea, run with all my strength, the dream is on the other side, run with the wind and freedom is the direction, chasing the power of thunder and lightning..."
Ri Tian was humming a song in the sky, chasing in the direction of Jiaodu's running, and chasing him in the direction where Jiaodu was running. If Ritian wanted to catch him, even if Jiaodu had ten more legs, he would not be able to run away.
In the deep forest, Jiaodu really put all his strength into feeding.
I remember the last time he ran like this, when he failed to assassinate the first Hokage.
It's just that the first Hokage didn't chase him last time.
But this guy's luck is coming to an end today.
After running for hundreds of miles, Jiaodu also figured it out, one used to run, the other used to fly, and the one in the sky had clairvoyant eyes, so he wouldn't be able to pass the day even if he ran to death.
"Damn it, I have five lives, let's fight him! Go for the villa by the thatched hut!"
After making up his mind, Jiaodu found a place where the terrain was favorable for him to stop. After waiting for a long time, Jiaodu fell from the sky with a whimper.
"I haven't finished singing yet, why don't you run away? What a disappointment!"
Jiaodu's already dark face turned even darker.
Ritian casually glanced around,
"Tsk, I can't see that you know Fengshui, you old boy. This is a treasured place of Fengshui. Your descendants buried here will definitely be rich and prosperous... Uh, I forgot, you seem to be a Bachelor, no offspring, right?"
The corners of the day were almost smoky.
"Hinata Hiten, anyway, I am also someone who fought against the first generation of Hokage, how dare you talk to this old man like that!"
Ri Tian poked his nostrils and said with disdain, "Is throwing a detonating talisman 800 meters away counted as a head-to-head fight? Then if I turn around and leave now, will I be scared by you and run away?"
"Damn it! This old man fought with you!"
"Earth Spear!"
Jiaodu is also desperately fighting, if he is lucky enough to take Thor's heart away, then he will make a lot of money!
But the dream will wake up sooner or later.
Ri Tian stood on the spot and watched Jiaodu charge towards him, slowly raised his right hand, and poked out with a finger.
"Oh!"
The horns flew upside down, and a mask on his body was directly smashed by Ri Tian's finger.
"Damn!"
Jiao Du yelled, seeing that his secret failed to deceive the other party's clairvoyant eyes, he directly pulled off his clothes and released the other three masks to fight Ri Tian to the death.
"what--"
Ri Tian yawned and created a shadow clone, and then sat down directly on the spot and took out a roast chicken wrapped in oil paper from his bag and began to gnaw on it.
"Go, get him."
"Labor fee!"
The mischievous shadow clone snatched a chicken leg from Ritian's hand and stuffed it into his mouth before running towards Jiaodu.
"Thunderbolt Helix Pill!"
"Bang bang bang!"
The shadow clone spit out the bone of the chicken leg to the ground, and the three masked monsters also collapsed on the ground.
"Bye...boom."
The shadow clone disappeared, and the solitary horn looked at Ri Tian in bewilderment.
To run or not to run, that is the question...
Ri Tian silently ate the roast chicken, then rolled a handful of leaves from the tree beside him to wipe his hands.
"Shall I take you away, or will you go by yourself?"
"I... I will go by myself."
"Tsk, wouldn't it be over sooner?"
Ri Tian complained and glanced at Jiaodu, turned and left.
Jiaodu hesitated for a moment and then walked forward with Ritian...
In this way, Jiaodu followed Ritian through three towns and bought a bunch of local specialties and local delicacies before returning to Muye Village.
Of course, the money for this purchase must have been given by Jiaodu.
"It's so deceiving! Don't you even know how to bargain when you buy something? This mountain mushroom costs 5000 yuan a catty at most, and that boss dares to buy [-] yuan!"
All the way along the way, everyone was muttering that this is more expensive and that is more expensive, and those who want to kill this boss or that boss are amused by him every day.
Whether he can see the sun tomorrow depends on his mood. This guy is still feeling sorry for spending too much money. This is really the best. Of course, this also made Ritian discover another advantage of Jiaodu. It's really a long time. No matter what, he can quickly tell the place of origin, advantages and disadvantages, and the market price.
This is definitely a rare financial expert.
When they returned to Konoha, they happened to meet Shikamaru and their returning team at the gate.
Fei Duan, who was tied into a rice dumpling, was sneering and sarcastic when he saw Kakuzu, and Kakuzu didn't give in at all. The two captives scolded like shrews at the gate of Konoha Village.
Ritian was not idle, pinching Asma's wound was also a meal of cynicism.
Asma bared her teeth in pain, but this guy was like a bastard eating a weight, and kept silent.
"Fuck! A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart, you think I'm willing to save you, don't you?"
Asma rolled a glance at Ritian, but didn't speak.
"If it wasn't for Hong's face, I wouldn't care about you. If I knew you earlier, I would have ignored you. I'll just find another man for Hong, and when the time comes, let your child take someone else's surname and call him someone else's father!"
Asma finally couldn't bear it anymore, opened her mouth and cursed: "Ritian, you bastard, if you dare to find Hong... wait a minute! What are you talking about!? Child!? What child!? You mean... ..."
The clever Shikamaru quickly added: "If I guess correctly, Master Ritian means that Teacher Hong is pregnant. If I guess correctly again, then this child belongs to you, Teacher Asma!"
After hearing this, the little chubby Dingci threw the stretcher and pointed at Asma who was thrown on the ground and shouted in surprise: "Mr. Asma, you are with Mr. Hong before you get married!?"
Yamanaka Ino immediately cast a contemptuous look.
"I didn't expect you to be such a teacher Asma, scumbag!"
This fell Asma hard, but the excited Asma simply forgot the pain, stood up directly and limped towards the village.
Ino asked curiously, "What did Teacher Asma do?"
Ding Ci said firmly: "Nonsense, I must have gone to the hospital for such a serious injury."
Shikamaru shook his head helplessly, he was worried about the IQ of his two teammates.
"Master Ritian, is Teacher Hong really pregnant?"
Everyday nodded.
Shikamaru asked again: "Is that a boy or a girl?"
Ritian frowned and thought for a while.
"Emmmm... is a tomboy."
Ding Ci was a little disappointed and said: "It's a kid, it's not fun at all, girls are so rare."
Ino hit it with a thud.
"Stupid, tomboy is the way to describe a girl!"
(End of this chapter)
Why did you go every day?
Of course they went to arrest people!
This guy Jiaodu actually dared to run away while Ritian was teaching Fei Duan and Asma a lesson, Shenyue Izumo and Gang Zitie chased him for more than a dozen miles, but he ran away without a trace up.
Needless to say, this guy really has a little bit of vision to live for so many years. His first reaction when he saw Ri Tian was to run, and he would never have any other thoughts!
"The speed is seventy miles, the mood is free, I hope the end point is the Aegean Sea, run with all my strength, the dream is on the other side, run with the wind and freedom is the direction, chasing the power of thunder and lightning..."
Ri Tian was humming a song in the sky, chasing in the direction of Jiaodu's running, and chasing him in the direction where Jiaodu was running. If Ritian wanted to catch him, even if Jiaodu had ten more legs, he would not be able to run away.
In the deep forest, Jiaodu really put all his strength into feeding.
I remember the last time he ran like this, when he failed to assassinate the first Hokage.
It's just that the first Hokage didn't chase him last time.
But this guy's luck is coming to an end today.
After running for hundreds of miles, Jiaodu also figured it out, one used to run, the other used to fly, and the one in the sky had clairvoyant eyes, so he wouldn't be able to pass the day even if he ran to death.
"Damn it, I have five lives, let's fight him! Go for the villa by the thatched hut!"
After making up his mind, Jiaodu found a place where the terrain was favorable for him to stop. After waiting for a long time, Jiaodu fell from the sky with a whimper.
"I haven't finished singing yet, why don't you run away? What a disappointment!"
Jiaodu's already dark face turned even darker.
Ritian casually glanced around,
"Tsk, I can't see that you know Fengshui, you old boy. This is a treasured place of Fengshui. Your descendants buried here will definitely be rich and prosperous... Uh, I forgot, you seem to be a Bachelor, no offspring, right?"
The corners of the day were almost smoky.
"Hinata Hiten, anyway, I am also someone who fought against the first generation of Hokage, how dare you talk to this old man like that!"
Ri Tian poked his nostrils and said with disdain, "Is throwing a detonating talisman 800 meters away counted as a head-to-head fight? Then if I turn around and leave now, will I be scared by you and run away?"
"Damn it! This old man fought with you!"
"Earth Spear!"
Jiaodu is also desperately fighting, if he is lucky enough to take Thor's heart away, then he will make a lot of money!
But the dream will wake up sooner or later.
Ri Tian stood on the spot and watched Jiaodu charge towards him, slowly raised his right hand, and poked out with a finger.
"Oh!"
The horns flew upside down, and a mask on his body was directly smashed by Ri Tian's finger.
"Damn!"
Jiao Du yelled, seeing that his secret failed to deceive the other party's clairvoyant eyes, he directly pulled off his clothes and released the other three masks to fight Ri Tian to the death.
"what--"
Ri Tian yawned and created a shadow clone, and then sat down directly on the spot and took out a roast chicken wrapped in oil paper from his bag and began to gnaw on it.
"Go, get him."
"Labor fee!"
The mischievous shadow clone snatched a chicken leg from Ritian's hand and stuffed it into his mouth before running towards Jiaodu.
"Thunderbolt Helix Pill!"
"Bang bang bang!"
The shadow clone spit out the bone of the chicken leg to the ground, and the three masked monsters also collapsed on the ground.
"Bye...boom."
The shadow clone disappeared, and the solitary horn looked at Ri Tian in bewilderment.
To run or not to run, that is the question...
Ri Tian silently ate the roast chicken, then rolled a handful of leaves from the tree beside him to wipe his hands.
"Shall I take you away, or will you go by yourself?"
"I... I will go by myself."
"Tsk, wouldn't it be over sooner?"
Ri Tian complained and glanced at Jiaodu, turned and left.
Jiaodu hesitated for a moment and then walked forward with Ritian...
In this way, Jiaodu followed Ritian through three towns and bought a bunch of local specialties and local delicacies before returning to Muye Village.
Of course, the money for this purchase must have been given by Jiaodu.
"It's so deceiving! Don't you even know how to bargain when you buy something? This mountain mushroom costs 5000 yuan a catty at most, and that boss dares to buy [-] yuan!"
All the way along the way, everyone was muttering that this is more expensive and that is more expensive, and those who want to kill this boss or that boss are amused by him every day.
Whether he can see the sun tomorrow depends on his mood. This guy is still feeling sorry for spending too much money. This is really the best. Of course, this also made Ritian discover another advantage of Jiaodu. It's really a long time. No matter what, he can quickly tell the place of origin, advantages and disadvantages, and the market price.
This is definitely a rare financial expert.
When they returned to Konoha, they happened to meet Shikamaru and their returning team at the gate.
Fei Duan, who was tied into a rice dumpling, was sneering and sarcastic when he saw Kakuzu, and Kakuzu didn't give in at all. The two captives scolded like shrews at the gate of Konoha Village.
Ritian was not idle, pinching Asma's wound was also a meal of cynicism.
Asma bared her teeth in pain, but this guy was like a bastard eating a weight, and kept silent.
"Fuck! A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart, you think I'm willing to save you, don't you?"
Asma rolled a glance at Ritian, but didn't speak.
"If it wasn't for Hong's face, I wouldn't care about you. If I knew you earlier, I would have ignored you. I'll just find another man for Hong, and when the time comes, let your child take someone else's surname and call him someone else's father!"
Asma finally couldn't bear it anymore, opened her mouth and cursed: "Ritian, you bastard, if you dare to find Hong... wait a minute! What are you talking about!? Child!? What child!? You mean... ..."
The clever Shikamaru quickly added: "If I guess correctly, Master Ritian means that Teacher Hong is pregnant. If I guess correctly again, then this child belongs to you, Teacher Asma!"
After hearing this, the little chubby Dingci threw the stretcher and pointed at Asma who was thrown on the ground and shouted in surprise: "Mr. Asma, you are with Mr. Hong before you get married!?"
Yamanaka Ino immediately cast a contemptuous look.
"I didn't expect you to be such a teacher Asma, scumbag!"
This fell Asma hard, but the excited Asma simply forgot the pain, stood up directly and limped towards the village.
Ino asked curiously, "What did Teacher Asma do?"
Ding Ci said firmly: "Nonsense, I must have gone to the hospital for such a serious injury."
Shikamaru shook his head helplessly, he was worried about the IQ of his two teammates.
"Master Ritian, is Teacher Hong really pregnant?"
Everyday nodded.
Shikamaru asked again: "Is that a boy or a girl?"
Ritian frowned and thought for a while.
"Emmmm... is a tomboy."
Ding Ci was a little disappointed and said: "It's a kid, it's not fun at all, girls are so rare."
Ino hit it with a thud.
"Stupid, tomboy is the way to describe a girl!"
(End of this chapter)
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