American Ranch
Chapter 435 The Great Mr. Qin
Chapter 435 The Great Mr. Qin
In the past few days, the Sun River Ranch, which has been the focus of the outside world, has once again sent a shocking news: a super pig monster appeared in the Sun River Ranch!
Although Qin Yi didn't intentionally publicize the matter of the big wild boar, he never thought of concealing it, so he has always taken a laissez-faire attitude towards the spread of these matters. His idea is: the media will report casually, as long as they don't disturb my life!
In fact, after eating wild boar and drinking bone broth that day, he had even put it behind him!
Life has returned to the leisurely past, fishing, grazing, taking family and friends to swim in the Sun River, kayaking, and even leisure, making a small toy for the children on the lawn, which is also a very comfortable period of time.
But he was living comfortably, and the outside world was full of uproar. Many photos of big wild boars were circulated from no one knows who. Newspapers and the Internet were full of hot broadcasts about super pig monsters!
Netizens’ discussions are even more diverse, foodies who care about the taste of big wild boars, experts and scholars who analyze the mystery of big wild boars, animal protection associations calling for a ban on hunting, soy saucers, passing by
All kinds of people are arguing and arguing on the Internet, bringing a lot of jokes to the boring American people every day.
Many reporters rushed to Augusta, trying to interview Qin Yi, but Qin Yi was "busy" and there was no time to spare, so he couldn't see Qin Yi. Clyde, the farmer.
"Yes, yes, luckily, I was there that day! Ha, I saw the envy in your eyes, well, that's a good feeling! Oh well, let's talk about what happened that day "
Clyde is still a young man, and still retains yearning and admiration for some brave deeds. At this time, he happily and proudly showed off what he saw that day!
But when the reporter learned that Qin Yi had been chased by a big wild boar, he was immediately surprised: "Wow, Mr. Clyde, is this true? Mr. Qin was actually chased by a big wild boar and hid in a tree?"
"Oh, damn it, do reporters always pay attention to these one-sided things? That's a monster over 1.7 meters, no, over two meters! Do you want to compare your strength with it? Waiting for it to hit you is an idiot, even Captain America You have to climb the tree when you come!"
Clyde blushed with excitement, and was a little angry at the reporter's out of context, and finally emphasized: "Damn it, what is the concept of a shoulder height of two meters? A strong bull would not dare to collide with a wild boar! If you If I was there, I don’t even have the guts to run away. You know, Yi fired several shots! Well, well, I refuse to continue talking with you. It’s a waste of time. If I had known that I drank this cup, I should have gone straight back to the farm. of!"
After finishing speaking, Clyde drank half a glass of beer, wiped his mouth, picked up his cowboy hat, got up and left the cowboy bar, without taking another look at the embarrassed reporter!
As for manners?
To hell with the damn politeness, such an idiot, not giving him a punch is a sign of sanity!
I can only blame this idiot reporter for trying to smear Qin Yi verbally. Don't you know that Augusta is Qin Yi's stronghold?
At this time, the cowboys or local residents at the nearby tables also looked at the reporter with ill intentions, and even two tall, unshaven men were already gearing up and eager to try!
Seeing this situation, the photographer quickly winked at the reporter and scolded his partner for being an idiot: As a reporter from Montana, I don’t know Mr. Qin’s prestige in Montana. Lost my head!
Fortunately, the reporter is not really an idiot. Seeing the attitude of the cowboys, he immediately realized that, damn it, he tried to arrange Mr. Qin in vain. Isn't this courting death?
Damn professional habits and that chick in the hotel!
But that chick is really nice, I don't know if I will meet again in the future!
Thinking of the pretty chick, the reporter was a little dazed again, and inevitably showed a trace of wretchedness, causing the photographer to kick her over!
"Idiot, kick me"
The reporter stood up abruptly, and was about to question the photographer, but saw that the cowboys at the opposite table had already stood up, pacing towards this side with half-smiles, and suddenly became excited, half-sentenced, but couldn't continue!
Fortunately, he was still a little quick-witted, and quickly held the microphone and said to the camera: "Hey, audience, did you hear that? Super pig monster! Yes, it is true, no matter whether the shoulder height is 1.7 meters or two meters, it is It is an incomparable pig monster! Think about it, if a wild boar about your height is rushing towards you, what would you do, run away immediately?
Haha, many people are scared to pee their pants, don't deny it!But our Mr. Qin did not. He first fired a few shots at the super boar monster that destroyed the pasture, and then led the boar monster to run towards the big tree!
Yes, this is the strategy of our great Mr. Qin. He led the wild boar monster to run towards the big tree quickly, turned over and jumped, and climbed up the big tree along the bare trunk like a Spiderman. What was the result?Yes, you guessed it right, haha, the boar crashed into a tree like an idiot!
Therefore, I have to say that Mr. Qin is not only a successful rancher and wine merchant, but also a powerful hunter with both bravery and resourcefulness!Well, I'd love to know if the boar got a bump on its head, or a crooked nose, or a broken tusk?If you want to know too, please pay attention to our follow-up reports! "
The reporter chattered a lot, even he himself admired himself a little, but couldn't help cursing secretly: shit!If I usually show this level, the current position is not the editor-in-chief, but also a gold medal reporter!
The photographer also gave a thumbs up secretly, but he was also a little complacent in his heart. Look, it was all kicked by this kick!
As soon as the report was over, the cowboys had already surrounded them. Listening to the reporter's call, they all laughed strangely, but these words of praise for Qin Yi made them feel very satisfied, so they didn't show any more physical harm. intention of.
This made Qiqi, the worried interview duo, heave a sigh of relief!
But seeing that the cowboys were still surrounding them, the reporter thought it was better to leave early. This group of old and ugly cowboys are really difficult to get along with!
"I heard that Mr. Qin's tourism project has made a significant contribution to local development. Haha, Bo, I think we should report it!"
The photographer Bo's reaction was not slow, with an expression of interest on his face: "Yes, yes, Mr. Qin is really a kind person, we should publicize Mr. Qin's contribution to economic development!"
After speaking, the two smiled flatteringly at the cowboys, and pointed out the door to express their desire to go out.
The cowboys in a circle looked at each other, and they could see the disdain and smile in each other's eyes. Then, with their backs to the two cowboys at the door, they slowly moved away from the half-width passage
But even so, the interview duo was overjoyed that at least there would be no fists in the face, no!
The cameraman held the camera first, and squeezed out carefully, but the reporter, who had just taken a step, turned around again, picked up his own half glass of beer, gulped it down, and then smiled flatteringly again, shrunk The head got out!
Just kidding, a glass of beer costs tens of cents, and the newspaper will not reimburse these expenses!
Just after they went out, some cowboy murmured in a low voice: "I think I'm a rich man, compared to these so-called urban white-collar workers!"
There was a burst of laughter in the bar!
Of course, Qin Yi didn't know what happened in the bar. At this moment, he was still watching those white-tailed deer in the pasture!
(End of this chapter)
In the past few days, the Sun River Ranch, which has been the focus of the outside world, has once again sent a shocking news: a super pig monster appeared in the Sun River Ranch!
Although Qin Yi didn't intentionally publicize the matter of the big wild boar, he never thought of concealing it, so he has always taken a laissez-faire attitude towards the spread of these matters. His idea is: the media will report casually, as long as they don't disturb my life!
In fact, after eating wild boar and drinking bone broth that day, he had even put it behind him!
Life has returned to the leisurely past, fishing, grazing, taking family and friends to swim in the Sun River, kayaking, and even leisure, making a small toy for the children on the lawn, which is also a very comfortable period of time.
But he was living comfortably, and the outside world was full of uproar. Many photos of big wild boars were circulated from no one knows who. Newspapers and the Internet were full of hot broadcasts about super pig monsters!
Netizens’ discussions are even more diverse, foodies who care about the taste of big wild boars, experts and scholars who analyze the mystery of big wild boars, animal protection associations calling for a ban on hunting, soy saucers, passing by
All kinds of people are arguing and arguing on the Internet, bringing a lot of jokes to the boring American people every day.
Many reporters rushed to Augusta, trying to interview Qin Yi, but Qin Yi was "busy" and there was no time to spare, so he couldn't see Qin Yi. Clyde, the farmer.
"Yes, yes, luckily, I was there that day! Ha, I saw the envy in your eyes, well, that's a good feeling! Oh well, let's talk about what happened that day "
Clyde is still a young man, and still retains yearning and admiration for some brave deeds. At this time, he happily and proudly showed off what he saw that day!
But when the reporter learned that Qin Yi had been chased by a big wild boar, he was immediately surprised: "Wow, Mr. Clyde, is this true? Mr. Qin was actually chased by a big wild boar and hid in a tree?"
"Oh, damn it, do reporters always pay attention to these one-sided things? That's a monster over 1.7 meters, no, over two meters! Do you want to compare your strength with it? Waiting for it to hit you is an idiot, even Captain America You have to climb the tree when you come!"
Clyde blushed with excitement, and was a little angry at the reporter's out of context, and finally emphasized: "Damn it, what is the concept of a shoulder height of two meters? A strong bull would not dare to collide with a wild boar! If you If I was there, I don’t even have the guts to run away. You know, Yi fired several shots! Well, well, I refuse to continue talking with you. It’s a waste of time. If I had known that I drank this cup, I should have gone straight back to the farm. of!"
After finishing speaking, Clyde drank half a glass of beer, wiped his mouth, picked up his cowboy hat, got up and left the cowboy bar, without taking another look at the embarrassed reporter!
As for manners?
To hell with the damn politeness, such an idiot, not giving him a punch is a sign of sanity!
I can only blame this idiot reporter for trying to smear Qin Yi verbally. Don't you know that Augusta is Qin Yi's stronghold?
At this time, the cowboys or local residents at the nearby tables also looked at the reporter with ill intentions, and even two tall, unshaven men were already gearing up and eager to try!
Seeing this situation, the photographer quickly winked at the reporter and scolded his partner for being an idiot: As a reporter from Montana, I don’t know Mr. Qin’s prestige in Montana. Lost my head!
Fortunately, the reporter is not really an idiot. Seeing the attitude of the cowboys, he immediately realized that, damn it, he tried to arrange Mr. Qin in vain. Isn't this courting death?
Damn professional habits and that chick in the hotel!
But that chick is really nice, I don't know if I will meet again in the future!
Thinking of the pretty chick, the reporter was a little dazed again, and inevitably showed a trace of wretchedness, causing the photographer to kick her over!
"Idiot, kick me"
The reporter stood up abruptly, and was about to question the photographer, but saw that the cowboys at the opposite table had already stood up, pacing towards this side with half-smiles, and suddenly became excited, half-sentenced, but couldn't continue!
Fortunately, he was still a little quick-witted, and quickly held the microphone and said to the camera: "Hey, audience, did you hear that? Super pig monster! Yes, it is true, no matter whether the shoulder height is 1.7 meters or two meters, it is It is an incomparable pig monster! Think about it, if a wild boar about your height is rushing towards you, what would you do, run away immediately?
Haha, many people are scared to pee their pants, don't deny it!But our Mr. Qin did not. He first fired a few shots at the super boar monster that destroyed the pasture, and then led the boar monster to run towards the big tree!
Yes, this is the strategy of our great Mr. Qin. He led the wild boar monster to run towards the big tree quickly, turned over and jumped, and climbed up the big tree along the bare trunk like a Spiderman. What was the result?Yes, you guessed it right, haha, the boar crashed into a tree like an idiot!
Therefore, I have to say that Mr. Qin is not only a successful rancher and wine merchant, but also a powerful hunter with both bravery and resourcefulness!Well, I'd love to know if the boar got a bump on its head, or a crooked nose, or a broken tusk?If you want to know too, please pay attention to our follow-up reports! "
The reporter chattered a lot, even he himself admired himself a little, but couldn't help cursing secretly: shit!If I usually show this level, the current position is not the editor-in-chief, but also a gold medal reporter!
The photographer also gave a thumbs up secretly, but he was also a little complacent in his heart. Look, it was all kicked by this kick!
As soon as the report was over, the cowboys had already surrounded them. Listening to the reporter's call, they all laughed strangely, but these words of praise for Qin Yi made them feel very satisfied, so they didn't show any more physical harm. intention of.
This made Qiqi, the worried interview duo, heave a sigh of relief!
But seeing that the cowboys were still surrounding them, the reporter thought it was better to leave early. This group of old and ugly cowboys are really difficult to get along with!
"I heard that Mr. Qin's tourism project has made a significant contribution to local development. Haha, Bo, I think we should report it!"
The photographer Bo's reaction was not slow, with an expression of interest on his face: "Yes, yes, Mr. Qin is really a kind person, we should publicize Mr. Qin's contribution to economic development!"
After speaking, the two smiled flatteringly at the cowboys, and pointed out the door to express their desire to go out.
The cowboys in a circle looked at each other, and they could see the disdain and smile in each other's eyes. Then, with their backs to the two cowboys at the door, they slowly moved away from the half-width passage
But even so, the interview duo was overjoyed that at least there would be no fists in the face, no!
The cameraman held the camera first, and squeezed out carefully, but the reporter, who had just taken a step, turned around again, picked up his own half glass of beer, gulped it down, and then smiled flatteringly again, shrunk The head got out!
Just kidding, a glass of beer costs tens of cents, and the newspaper will not reimburse these expenses!
Just after they went out, some cowboy murmured in a low voice: "I think I'm a rich man, compared to these so-called urban white-collar workers!"
There was a burst of laughter in the bar!
Of course, Qin Yi didn't know what happened in the bar. At this moment, he was still watching those white-tailed deer in the pasture!
(End of this chapter)
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