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Chapter 422 Long Live the God of Bachelor~

Chapter 422 Long Live the God of Bachelor~
What happened to Jing Xinghe listening to "The Song of the Bachelor", and the reaction of Shumi fans in the [Dashu+Dami] TT group to this song are just the tip of the iceberg.

After "Song of the Bachelor" was uploaded, countless incidents similar to Jing Xinghe happened, and the reactions of many fans were similar.

Married people or couples mostly laughed when they heard this song, and took it as a joke when they made complaints; but single dogs and single cats were all blown out, and groups swiped their screens to make complaints and cursed everywhere. Weibo, forums, post bars, and TT groups are full of Shumi fans.

The Weibo of Shu Hongming, Dami, Xiaomi, and Shumi Studio is one of the main gathering places for fans. Every minute, a large number of comments and messages are refreshed. Most of them are complaining, onlookers, and cursing.

"666, Dashu's strength abuses dogs. I watched the MV with my female ticket in my arms. I laughed so hard that my stomach hurts!"

"Wuuuuuu... Dashu, you bastard, I was looking forward to it so much. I thought it was a masterpiece, but in the end, you dumped the expired dog food in the face. I don't want to live anymore."

"Hahahaha! Everyone calm down, you see, I am quite calm, and I plan to give Dashu some gifts. Teacher Dashu, I see that you have a lot of stubble in recent photos, and you lack blades, right? I Here’s sending it to you.”

"Strongly protest against Dashu's brutal dog abuse! Mr. Dashu, you have to compensate us with a new song, or I will become a black fan, believe it or not?"

"It has turned from pink to black, by the way, I slapped Dashu on the head with a brick."

"I finally know why editor Xiao Wu of DK Music vomited blood and recommended it. I vomited blood too!"

"Mr. Dashu, you can figure it out. If you don't come to make up with a new song, I will go to Shumi's studio to squat with you every day!"

"I'm also looking for new songs. If you dare to fool people with "Song of the Bachelor" again, I'll show you to death!"

"..."

Counting from the upload of "The Song of the Bachelor", Shu Hongming and his Weibo have not stopped, making several public opinion groups in Shumi's studio scurry, checking everywhere and fighting the fire.

In fact, it's not too surprising that this large number of Shumi fans will be so excited, after all, "Song of the Bachelor" is simply too bad!

When Shu Hongming promised to give single fans a new song, they were all elated, and they didn't care about Shu Hongming's phrase "Any song is fine, good or bad" on Weibo.

In the eyes of all Shumi fans, Shu Hongming is the leader in the music scene of the entire Daning Empire. He has written countless excellent songs such as "I Only Care About You", "Listening to the Sea", "At Least You" and so on. A great talent in the music world promised to give them a new song, no matter how bad it is, how bad could it be?
Could it be that Da Shu would really write another song "Little Apple"?
Now, the release of Shu Hongming's "Song of the Bachelor" has simply made countless fans feel overwhelmed——

Nima!After listening to this "Song of the Bachelor", it is not as good as "Little Apple". The brainwashing melody of "Little Apple" sounded very joyful anyway, and they recognized it even if they drool.Abused countless single dogs********...

Not to mention that Shu Hongming not only gave them a song "Song of the Singles", but also packaged them for an even sadder holiday - Singles' Day.

have to!Mom no longer has to worry about our singles having no holidays!
With all these emotions, it's not surprising that Shu Hongming, Rice, and Xiaomi's Weibo would be slaughtered by fans.

Compared with Shu Hongming's Weibo, the forum of Shumi's House, which is the birthplace of the "Qingge Incident", is not much more lively.However, there are some differences from Weibo. In addition to large-scale complaints and insulting posts that make the fans scramble, there are other types, such as the tragic competition, and the generosity of the crowd to go to the underworld together...

As for the content of the competition, there is no need to say much. There is a post on the forum "Your tragic experience when listening to "Song of the Bachelor". Stories such as "Inviting a blind date to enjoy Dashu's new work together during a blind date and being laughed at by my sister", "Accidentally unplugging earplugs during class and being surrounded by classmates", "Listening to music on the subway attracts all the attention" and so on. This thread became the "Les Miserables" on the forum...

Under these various tragic stories, there are also options for forum water friends to vote and score, trying to select the worst story.

Of course, the worst story has already been "owned", and it is the generosity that has been showing off on the forum before——

Although Generously Going to Huangquan did not write his own tragic experience in this post, anyone who is on the water forum knows his experience clearly. If it is said that he was the worst victim of "Song of the Bachelor", he will go to the forum generously. Huang Quan recognized the second, no one dared to be the first!

That's right, in this matter, it is so domineering to go to Huangquan generously!
On the forum, the various posts posted during the period of generously going to Huangquan are full of all kinds of onlookers, and the comments are also overwhelming, with a variety of content:
"2333, I'm just here to join in the fun. By the way, how is brother Huang Quan doing now? You won't be really generous to go to Huang Quan, right?"

"I worship Brother Huang Quan! I read Brother Huang Quan's previous posts one by one, and found that I became a fan of Brother Huang Quan. This is my knee, please accept it!"

"@黄泉哥, led the majority of bachelor fans to ask for a song, but in the end they asked for a song like "The Song of the Single", and a Singles' Day was forcibly added to their life. Brother Huang Quan played a good 6, I really admire! Admire! "

"(Laughing and crying), @黄泉哥, thank you very much for your existence. If I didn't see that you were tortured worse than me by "Song of the Bachelor", I don't want to live anymore."

"I'm a friend of Brother Huang Quan, and Brother Huang Quan said that he has passed out crying in the toilet."

"Brother Huang Quan is amazing. He used to be called the king of the forum, but now he has become like this. Sure enough, enough is enough to pretend..."

"Although the name Singles' Day is very tricky, it is considered a holiday for us anyway? Well, I'm going out to celebrate the holiday tonight and have a good meal. Maybe there will be an affair during the meal?"

"Hahaha, Singles' Day! This festival is indeed very interesting, and we will also celebrate this festival in the future. It happened that I hadn't seen a few buddies for a while, so I shouted all of them out tonight, so I will be a single dog to comfort a single dog. "

"People who have girlfriends pass by silently. Thank you Huang Quan for bringing an expired dog food for all single dog fans. I am very happy and happy to watch it."

"Damn it! Let's shoot the dead upstairs first, and curse Huang Quan to be single for the rest of his life! After listening to this song, I feel that my life is gloomy. Since you are so willing to show off, why don't you just show off again, for all of us Forget it as a bachelor endorsement!"

"What you said above makes sense. Anyway, brother Huang Quan has been cheated so badly. Maybe he won't have a wife in the future. It doesn't matter how miserable it is! We want to hold brother Huang Quan on the altar and make him one of the bachelors. god!"

"You are all so boring! But add me, brother Huang Quan, don't cry, you will be our belief in the future, and we bachelors must have gods!"

"Didn't you agree to scold Dashu together? What the hell is this now? But it looks very interesting, Brother Huang Quan, if I don't have a girlfriend on Singles' Day next year, I will definitely give you three incense sticks very piously, Please help me find a girlfriend."

"From now on, Brother Huang Quan is my belief, I just ask Brother Huang Quan to protect me from being single all the time..."

"Brothers, I'm going to preach elsewhere, we must let brother Huang Quan ascend to the altar! I will go to the Dashu Forum!"

"Go together! Go together!"

"..."

There are quite a few fans in the front row of the forum who generously went to Huangquan, but some of these "crowds" are obviously different, and they all vaguely lead the topic to "Bachelor Spokesperson" and "Bachelor God". Category.

These people are actually a small group of "water troops" hired by Schumi's studio, and their intention is nothing more than hype.

In fact, although this hype method is very simple, the effect is really good.

In the afternoon, many people have ridiculed their generosity to go to the underworld, some call it "Single Spokesperson", some call it "Single God", and his Weibo fans have also changed from the original hundreds The number of people has risen to 3, and it is still rising at a constant speed-in a word, the "name" of generously going to hell has been established.

As for Going to Huangquan Generously, I was nestling at home at this time, looking at my name on forums and Weibo everywhere, with a tangled expression on my face, and I kept comforting myself in my heart:

Teacher Da Shu is right, black and red are also red!It's a good thing that we can be popular, and others can't be popular if they want to be popular...

Thinking of this, Kang Fuquan suddenly thought of the suggestion Shu Hongming gave when he was in Shumi's studio, and quickly applied for V certification from Daning Weibo.

Not long after, Kang Fuquan's Weibo generously went to Huangquan to pass the certification and became a golden big V. The introduction information behind the V certification is the moderator of the Schumi House forum, the spokesperson of the bachelor, and the god of the bachelor.

That's right, Kang Fuquan wanted to grab his title of "Bachelor Spokesperson" first!

Not long after Kang Fuquan’s V certification ended, some Weibo friends immediately discovered that Kang Fuquan had become a big V. After seeing the introduction information of V certification, they immediately greeted Kang Fuquan cordially:
"Brother Huang Quan 666, this identity dares to get V certification, I really want to change to be the 'God of Bachelor' in the future!"

"Damn it, you stinky face, you're still playing for real? You even got Weibo authentication?"

"Hahaha! Since brother Huang Quan is going to come for real, we fans of course have to help. Come, come, everyone worship my god with me, long live the god of bachelors!"

"Long live the god of bachelors!"

"Long live the god of bachelors!"

"..."

It is so simple to create gods on the Internet. Unknowingly, a "God of Singles" appeared like this, and because of the existence of "Singles' Day", after thousands of years, "God of Singles" actually became a truly memorable one. It's really "God".

Kang Fuquan is so inexplicably "famous in history", he is mentioned as soon as Singles' Day comes, with countless incense and countless believers...

(End of this chapter)

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