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Chapter 400 I'm Really Not a Lolicon

NO.20 At two o'clock in the afternoon, in the luxurious suite of the old headquarters of the Bauhinia Hotel in the magic city.

In the luxurious room with Chinese style, the staff of "The Hangover" crew were busy, but when they passed by an iron cage in the middle of the room, everyone couldn't help but hide to the side - in that iron cage, there was a A big tiger with its mouth open and looking around.

The scene that the crew is going to shoot now is the "rival scene" between the drunken trio and the tiger.

The filming of "The Hangover" has come to an end now, only the luxury suites in the hotel and scenes related to Qian Debao and Tiger are left.

In the morning, the crew filmed the rival scene between the drunken trio and Qian Debao in the hotel room, a simple scene, seven shots, under the "effort" of Qian Debao, a scumbag acting After tossing all morning, I barely figured it out...

"Haha, Mr. Da Shu, this tiger is nothing to be afraid of." Qian Debao, who looked like an iron tower, sat on the sofa, laughed and patted Shu Hongming's arm, pointed to the tiger in the cage, "Xiao Hua is the tiger I grew up with." Raised, it has long lost its wildness, and it will not bite at all."

That's right, the big tiger raised by Qian Debao is the same as the cat raised by Xiaomi, both named Xiaohua, but the difference is really too big...

"Hehe..." Shu Hongming laughed lightly, but still didn't dare to look at "Xiao Hua", "This is a tiger after all, you better be careful, if something really happens, it will be bad."

"Dashu, you are so timid!" Beside Qian Debao, Qian Debao's daughter Qian Yayan made a gesture and looked down on Shu Hongming.

This fourteen or fifteen year old girl heard that Qian Debao was going to be filming today, so she took a day off from school and came to join in the fun with Qian Debao.

Shu Hongming smiled slightly, but was not angry: "The safety of the crew is more important than anything else."

Shu Hongming and Qian Debao were chatting, and suddenly, Ma Weicheng came over, turned his head and glanced at the tiger in the cage, and then said: "Mr. Dashu, Mr. Qian, the toilet has been set up, the tiger we Move in now?"

After Ma Weicheng finished speaking, Qian Yayan complained, "It's such a big iron cage, it's not troublesome to keep moving it around..."

While talking, Qian Yayan stood up, pressed the electronic key she was carrying, and then saw the door of the tiger's cage open slowly.

Qian Yayan stretched out his hand and pulled up the collar tied to the tiger's neck. The tiger immediately walked out of the cage and lay down beside Qian Yayan, with its two front paws still hugging Qian Yayan's calf. He rubbed against his leg twice.

Qian Yayan reached out and rubbed the tiger's head, then pulled the chain, as if leading a pet dog for a walk, directly brought the tiger into the bathroom, turned his head and waved to Shu Hongming and the others: "Okay, Xiaohua will seat."

The people around were speechless and ashamed for a while - well, the little beauty is leading the tiger, this scene is very beautiful and powerful.

Ma Weicheng was the first to react, reached out and touched his forehead, then turned to look at the drunk trio: "You three get ready, start shooting right away. The first shot is... the brother of the groom went in to pee, and then found a tiger..."

Ma Weicheng directed, and Yu Binbin, who played the role of the groom's younger brother, immediately stood up, with a bath towel tied around his waist, stood at the door of the bathroom, and glanced at the tiger inside.

Soon the camera crew was also ready, and Yu Binbin tore off the bath towel around his waist, revealing his plump buttocks and super small underwear.

The little girl Qian Yayan blushed when she saw this scene: "Haha...why doesn't he wear a pair of pants? It's so ugly..."

Wang Yang, the screenwriter of "The Hangover", stood beside him and said with a smile, "We are making a commercial comedy, which is more fun."

"It's funny, but it's too bad, isn't it?" Qian Yayan still laughed, and turned to look at Wang Yang, "I remember you are a screenwriter, you came up with this idea?"

"No, Teacher Da Shu thought of it." Wang Yang pointed at Shu Hongming.

Yu Binbin stood in front of the toilet, glanced at the tiger lying on the ground next to him, and the scene notes went to the camera: ""The Hangover" hotel room, bathroom scene, Yu Binbin found the tiger scene, the first time, start!"

Yu Binbin immediately entered the state, with a sleepy look, and saw a tiger next to him when he was peeing, and after taking a look, he cursed: "Stupid ~ force the tiger!"

When Ma Weicheng saw this, he immediately stopped: "Okay! Another one. In addition, Yu Binbin, when you see a tiger, your expression should be in a daze. You recognize the tiger in front of you, but you are hangover and fearless." the feeling of..."

"Okay, Director Ma, I understand."

……

Of course, the acting skills of the drunken trio are much better than Qian Debao's.

The three of them quickly finished filming the "rival scene" with the tiger in the bathroom, and then began to film other scenes in the luxury suite. Shu Hongming stood next to Ma Weicheng, and occasionally raised his opinions.

Shu Hongming was talking with Ma Weicheng when his cell phone rang suddenly. He quickly took out the cell phone, saw the caller's name on it, and immediately connected it. He walked to the side and said with a smile, "Rice? What's the matter?"

It was rice that was called.

"What? I can't find you if I have nothing to do?" Dami hummed and dissatisfied on the phone, "Busy now?"

"It's filming." Shu Hongming turned his head and glanced to the side.

Shu Hongming chatted briefly with Da Mi, and then heard Da Mi say: "...that's right, I'm in the studio now. Xiaomi's "Song of Shaking Onions" was finished in the late morning. "Song of Green Onion" was sent, and Aimeng Animation Studio also sent the final version of the MV of "Song of Onion" just now. I watched it once, and I think it's not bad. I just sent a copy to your mailbox. Do you have time to watch it? look."

"Yes, yes." Shu Hongming agreed with a smile.

After hanging up the phone, Shu Hongming looked at Ma Weicheng and the others who were busy, and got off his tablet with chores with the crew, opened the mailbox, downloaded the MV of "Song of Onions" sent by Rice, plugged in the earphones, and clicked Play is selected.

Listening to the dynamic melody in the earphones, Shu Hongming smiled and watched the animation MV of "Song of Shaking Onions".

The beginning of the anime MV is a green grassland scene, the camera spirals in front of the anime characters, and then the characteristics of Xiaomi's anime image, big eyes, small mouth, long hair hanging from the sides of the body to the waist In between, the pink knee-length skirt swayed gently with the dance movements, decorating the characters very cutely.

Shu Hongming smiled slightly, listening to Xiaomi's crisp and moving singing, and watching the animation of Xiaomi's dance in the MV, he was a little fascinated——

I have to say that the MV produced by Aimeng Animation Studio is really good. Shu Hongming feels his heart throbbing when he sees the Xiaomi characters in it, especially the Xiaomi in the animation MV with both hands raised high, palms grasping at the same time. , The waist twisting back and forth is so cute that it will make people cute!

The effect of this anime MV is better than what Shu Hongming imagined.

After watching the MV once, Shu Hongming couldn't get enough of it, so he clicked on replay, watched it for the second time, and while watching Shu Hongming, he was still muttering in his heart: I'm not a lolicon, I'm not a lolicon...

Shu Hongming was watching, when suddenly he saw a head approaching him: "Mr. Da Shu, what are you looking at? Ah... this is Xiaomi, right? It's so cute!"

Shu Hongming turned his head to see that it was Qian Yayan, and immediately smiled slightly: "...Yes, this is the animation MV I made for Xiaomi's "Song of Shaking Onion"."

"This is the MV of "Song of Shaking Onion"?" Qian Yayan blinked her eyes, turned to look at Shu Hongming with disgust on her face, "If you want to talk about "Song of Shaking Onion", Dashu, you are too mean, so what? The lyrics of "Ala Chacha" are simply bullying Xiaomi! Let me tell you, now the whole world knows that you deliberately bully Xiaomi, it's very bad! There are many little girls in our class who are your fans, just Because of this, I don’t like you anymore!”

"Uh……"

What is this all about!

Shu Hongming touched his nose helplessly, then took off the earphones and handed them to Qian Yayan: "...This is "Song of Shaking Onion", listen to it yourself."

"Huh?" Qian Yayan took the earphones, put them on her ears, listened to a few words, then her eyes lit up, her head was already shaking to the beat of "Song of Shaking Onions", "This is... "Song of Shaking Onions" Song"?"

"Yes."

Seeing Qian Yayan's appearance, Shu Hongming smiled slightly, took out his mobile phone, and called Rice back.

The phone was connected quickly, and Dami's voice came from the opposite side: "Dashu? Have you watched the MV? Are you okay?"

"No problem, this MV is quite good." Shu Hongming replied.

"That's right, the people in the studio, as long as they have seen the MV, no one can say anything bad." Rice echoed, sounding very happy.

Shu Hongming said with a smile: "Now that the MV has been made, it's time to upload "Song of Scallions". You talk to Katyusha and Liu Moran and ask them to contact DK Music, and then upload it." Shu Hongming raised his hand and looked at it. Look at the watch: "...It's 10 minutes to four o'clock, let's set it at four o'clock."

"Yeah." The rice on the other side responded, "The studio communicated with DK Music yesterday... By the way, you can post a message on Weibo in a while, talking about "Song of Scallions", here I am Say it too."

"it is good."

Shu Hongming hung up the phone, opened the phone's Weibo, and quickly sent a message: "Hello, everyone, "Song of Shaking Onions" written by me, composed by me, and sung by Xiaomi has been completed, and will be released at four o'clock this afternoon. Upload, and then there will be an animation MV made by Xiaomi Prototype, please support.”

After posting Weibo, Shu Hongming took back the tablet from the reluctant Qian Yayan, looked at Xiaomi in the MV that was playing on the tablet, turned off the tablet, and muttered in his heart——

I'm really not a lolicon...

　PS: The author Jun also said that I am really not a lolicon, really...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)