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Chapter 384 Shemi is that monkey!
Chapter 384 Shemi is that monkey!
"The new book is out! It's out! Hahaha!"
"Sure enough, the customer service girl who harassed the Yanhuang literature platform is still very effective. It usually takes a long time to store new books, but today it only took half an hour."
"Tsk tsk, the people upstairs are uneducated, it's terrible! Shemi is now the supreme god, and he said on Weibo that he will release a new book. Yanhuang Literature Platform must pay attention to it."
"What the hell is culture? You have culture, and I haven't seen the deep meaning of you unraveling Shemi's big couplet..."
"Dar Shemi is a great talent, and we ordinary people are incomparable, just read books honestly."
In the dormitory of the school, Yuan Ruihu looked at the still messy TT group, smiled in a low voice, and after sending a farewell message, clicked on "Journey to the West" in the Yanhuang Literature Platform APP, and added it to favorites first. I am looking forward to it.
Yuan Ruihu likes the book "The Buddha Is The Way" very much. When I read "The Buddha Is The Way" before, I always felt that there were many characters whose backgrounds were not clearly introduced.
In the group of book friends of "The Buddha Is The Way", some people often argue about the characters in "The Buddha Is The Way", and some people specially made up some "mythical stories" of their own to mislead others...
Now, Shemi’s new book "Journey to the West" is going to complement "Buddha is the Tao" in terms of character background, which is really great.
Thinking wildly in his heart, Yuan Ruihu clicked on the book information page of Journey to the West and glanced at it.
"Journey to the West"
Introduction: This is a story about a monkey protecting Tang Monk to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures...
After reading the introduction, Yuan Ruihu was taken aback for a moment—a monkey?The protagonist of this book is actually a monkey?
To talk about the monkeys in "Buddha Is the Tao", the first thing Yuan Ruihu thinks of is Taoist Wukong, the stone monkey who beheaded the corpses of good and evil, the great sage Equal to Heaven, and the stone monkey who defeated the Buddha.Could this book be telling the story of Taoist Wukong?
Thinking of this, Yuan Ruihu couldn't wait to open the first round, and looked at the beginning.
Well, it really is a cheating semi-classical Chinese.Fortunately, we have also been tempered by "The Legend of Shushan Swordsman" and "Fengshen Yanyi", so don't be afraid~
"For the first time, the source of spiritual roots flowed out, and the cultivation of mind and nature gave birth to the Dao.
...Given the pioneering of Pangu, the three emperors ruled the world, and the five emperors set the wheel, the world was divided into four major continents: Dongshengshenzhou, Xiniuhezhou, Nanfangbuzhou, and North Juluzhou.This book lists Dongsheng Shenzhou.There is a country overseas called Aolai Country.The country is near the sea, and there is a mountain in the sea called Huaguo Mountain..."
Fuck? !Huaguo Mountain is out?Then the monkey in this book is definitely Taoist Wukong!
When Yuan Ruihu saw this, he was very excited. He couldn't help but slapped his thighs, sat up, his eyes lit up, his whole body was a bit ugly, turning left and right in any posture was uncomfortable.
At this time, something was thrown from the upper bunk, and Yuan Ruihu heard a voice from the upper bunk: "Tiger, if you masturbate too much, you will hurt your body. If you masturbate, go to sleep."
"..." Yuan Ruihu took a look at what the brother on the upper bunk had dropped - a roll of toilet paper.
Yuan Ruihu was speechless for a while, and threw the toilet paper back on the upper bunk, and greeted him cordially: "... fuck your sister!"
……
"... All the ghosts heard the words and got the gold and silver, and they all retreated. The judge ordered the Taiwei to wave the soul-inducing banner, and led Taizong out of the city of death, rushed to Pingyang Road, and drifted away..."
In a Chinese-style villa in Hangzhou City, Jiangnan Yeyu, who is in his early 30s, is wearing pajamas and sitting in front of the computer, staring at the screen. After reaching the bottom of the new chapter, he clicks "Download" One page", after the result page jumps, it turns out to be the last page of the book——
finished?The "Journey to the West" uploaded by Shemi, he actually read it so quickly?
However, he still has a feeling that he still has something to say...
Turning to look at his sleeping wife, Jiangnan Yeyu stood up, walked outside the bedroom, and lit a cigarette.
Jiangnan Yeyu is the author of Yanhuang Literature Platform's supreme urban god. He started writing seven years ago. He is a newcomer as a god. Three years ago, he became the supreme god of Yanhuang Literature Platform.
After years of hard coding, Jiangnan Yeyu suffered from many occupational diseases, such as back pain, neck twisting, mouse hands and so on.
Since last year, in order to be able to code better, Jiangnan Yeyu adjusted his schedule and went to bed at [-] o'clock at the latest every night.The reason why he is still awake today is entirely because he was woken up by an Internet writer who asked him to post a single chapter and Weibo to support Shemi.
After posting Weibo, Jiangnan Yeyu couldn't sleep, chatted in the TT group for a while, and after "Journey to the West" was uploaded, he read this new work by Shemi.
For Shemi, a "super rookie" who was born out of nowhere and became a supreme god within a year, Jiangnan Yeyu certainly admired his name for a long time. He has read every novel of Shemi, and he admires it in his heart.
However, although Shemi's "The Legend of the Swordsman in Shushan", "Buddha is the Way", and "Fengshen Yanyi" are also very good, they are far from the shock brought by the book "Journey to the West".
A monkey conceived by heaven and earth yearns for freedom, without any restraint, and has a great personality. When he thinks that there is a King Yama in charge, he hits the hell and crosses out his name on the life and death book.Then there was a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, the reason was that only one "Bi Mawen" was arranged after the recruitment; later he was awarded the title of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, but he had no title and no status, so he went out of the Heavenly Court again; finally he shouted "Jiang Tiangong" "Give it to me", was easily crushed by the Tathagata Buddha under the Five Fingers Mountain——
The early story of "Havoc in Heaven" seems to be a monkey messing around and tossing, but if you savor it carefully, you can taste a different taste.
If we say that the "Tiangong" is the embodiment of various strict systems and rules in society; the monkey who "jumps out of the three realms and is not in the five elements" is a person who refuses to obey the system and resists the rules.If you think about Shemi's experience during this time, Jiangnan Yeyu even thinks that this story is actually a protest by Shemi on behalf of all Internet writers against the writer system and writers association in the real society!
These Internet writers who jumped out of the traditional paper restrictions and yearned for free creation because of the birth of the Internet are the "monkeys"; and the existing writer system, writers' association, status certification, etc. are the "heavenly palace" with strict systems. ".
Since the birth of Internet writers, they have made achievements through their own efforts, but they have not been recognized.It wasn't until six years ago that the social status of Internet writers improved. Several Internet writers who were very popular and had countless fans were "recruited", but they were still looked down upon by traditional writers.
In the "Heavenly Palace" with strict regulations, everyone follows the existing rules, and there is no place for "monkeys" at all!
But the "monkey" was trying to resist, but in the end, he was slapped away...
Where is this an ordinary novel?This is simply writing about themselves!
Shemi is relying on literary works to make her voice heard, protesting against the existing rules and systems!
While thinking, Jiangnan Yeyu was a little emotional, and fell silent for a while, put out the cigarette butt, returned to the computer, and tapped the keyboard——
"I feel like reading "Journey to the West" - we are all the monkeys described by Shemi
I couldn't sleep tonight, and Chasemi's new work "Journey to the West" was uploaded, so I took a look.
Although there are only the first ten episodes of "Journey to the West" written by Shemi, the monkey who yearns for freedom and dares to resist has come alive and fascinated.
In my opinion, that monkey is not just a monkey in the story, but each of us.Every one of us longs for freedom and wants to live a free life that we want, but we are restricted by various systems and rules. In "Journey to the West", that is the so-called "Heavenly Palace"!The monkey wanted to break everything, but in the end it was suppressed by the 'Tiangong'..."
The rainy night in the south of the Yangtze River kept writing, like a spring, and it didn't take long to write to the end:
"...I think that this talented Shemi must also be a 'monkey' in his own writing. The "Legend of the Swordsman in Shushan" written by him with his rich imagination is obviously excellent. It can be called a classic of Xianxia, but it has been criticized by others; "Fengshen Yanyi" perfected the Chinese mythology system but was accused of plagiarism. In his heart, there must be a "Tiangong". However, he doesn't know what the "Tiangong" is who?"
"...Finally, please allow me to say a word of 'admiration'. Among the authors I know, it is rare to have the writing power of Shemi. I hope that the next writer's gathering or annual meeting of the Yanhuang Literature Platform will be held by Shemi If we can come, we can have a drink and have a good chat..."
After writing this book review, Jiangnan Yeyu checked it carefully before posting it on his Weibo.
After finishing the work, Jiangnan Yeyu thought about it, and posted this book review to his novel works, and recommended "Journey to the West" to all book fans along the way.
Jiangnan Yeyu's book review was quickly seen by many fans, and they forwarded and commented one after another:
""Journey to the West"? A book with only ten chapters, and the god of rainy night in the south of the Yangtze River actually sends out book reviews and recommendations? I'll fuck it, it's so cute~"
""Journey to the West" is Shemi Da's new work, right? Hahahaha, Jiangnan Da, you are finished, and dare to say that Shemi is a monkey. You are not afraid that Shemi powder will spray you to death!"
"She Mifen came here to join in the fun, and let me express my feelings. I just glanced at it briefly, but I really didn't find such a deep meaning in this book. It turns out that as long as we are in society, we are just monkeys."
"I obviously just wanted to read a novel about the background of the characters in "The Buddha Is the Way", but I didn't expect to find so many unexpected discoveries. Hey, Shemi is so talented!"
"Shemi is a monkey, so who is 'Tiangong'?"
"Nonsense! Who else could it be? Of course, it is the existing writer system and system. Shemi probably was disgusted by Shen Congwu, an old man in the literary world, and felt that he should not be treated like this because of his talent. That's why I wrote "Journey to the West" and used novels to protest!"
"Fuck? Shen Congwu also has a role? Let's talk about it, what level is Shen Congwu? Erlang God, Nezha, Li Jing? Or Giant Spirit God?"
"Shen Congwu? He's just a random soldier, the kind who was stabbed to death by Shemi Dada..."
"Stick? What kind of stick did Shemi use to stab Shen Congwu?"
"Damn it! Can you still play happily? How can a pure person like me live with such a heavy amount of dirty energy here?"
"Didi! This place is full of energy, please take protective measures."
"Who is dirty? I'm talking about the golden cudgel. What do you think I'm talking about?"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
"The new book is out! It's out! Hahaha!"
"Sure enough, the customer service girl who harassed the Yanhuang literature platform is still very effective. It usually takes a long time to store new books, but today it only took half an hour."
"Tsk tsk, the people upstairs are uneducated, it's terrible! Shemi is now the supreme god, and he said on Weibo that he will release a new book. Yanhuang Literature Platform must pay attention to it."
"What the hell is culture? You have culture, and I haven't seen the deep meaning of you unraveling Shemi's big couplet..."
"Dar Shemi is a great talent, and we ordinary people are incomparable, just read books honestly."
In the dormitory of the school, Yuan Ruihu looked at the still messy TT group, smiled in a low voice, and after sending a farewell message, clicked on "Journey to the West" in the Yanhuang Literature Platform APP, and added it to favorites first. I am looking forward to it.
Yuan Ruihu likes the book "The Buddha Is The Way" very much. When I read "The Buddha Is The Way" before, I always felt that there were many characters whose backgrounds were not clearly introduced.
In the group of book friends of "The Buddha Is The Way", some people often argue about the characters in "The Buddha Is The Way", and some people specially made up some "mythical stories" of their own to mislead others...
Now, Shemi’s new book "Journey to the West" is going to complement "Buddha is the Tao" in terms of character background, which is really great.
Thinking wildly in his heart, Yuan Ruihu clicked on the book information page of Journey to the West and glanced at it.
"Journey to the West"
Introduction: This is a story about a monkey protecting Tang Monk to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures...
After reading the introduction, Yuan Ruihu was taken aback for a moment—a monkey?The protagonist of this book is actually a monkey?
To talk about the monkeys in "Buddha Is the Tao", the first thing Yuan Ruihu thinks of is Taoist Wukong, the stone monkey who beheaded the corpses of good and evil, the great sage Equal to Heaven, and the stone monkey who defeated the Buddha.Could this book be telling the story of Taoist Wukong?
Thinking of this, Yuan Ruihu couldn't wait to open the first round, and looked at the beginning.
Well, it really is a cheating semi-classical Chinese.Fortunately, we have also been tempered by "The Legend of Shushan Swordsman" and "Fengshen Yanyi", so don't be afraid~
"For the first time, the source of spiritual roots flowed out, and the cultivation of mind and nature gave birth to the Dao.
...Given the pioneering of Pangu, the three emperors ruled the world, and the five emperors set the wheel, the world was divided into four major continents: Dongshengshenzhou, Xiniuhezhou, Nanfangbuzhou, and North Juluzhou.This book lists Dongsheng Shenzhou.There is a country overseas called Aolai Country.The country is near the sea, and there is a mountain in the sea called Huaguo Mountain..."
Fuck? !Huaguo Mountain is out?Then the monkey in this book is definitely Taoist Wukong!
When Yuan Ruihu saw this, he was very excited. He couldn't help but slapped his thighs, sat up, his eyes lit up, his whole body was a bit ugly, turning left and right in any posture was uncomfortable.
At this time, something was thrown from the upper bunk, and Yuan Ruihu heard a voice from the upper bunk: "Tiger, if you masturbate too much, you will hurt your body. If you masturbate, go to sleep."
"..." Yuan Ruihu took a look at what the brother on the upper bunk had dropped - a roll of toilet paper.
Yuan Ruihu was speechless for a while, and threw the toilet paper back on the upper bunk, and greeted him cordially: "... fuck your sister!"
……
"... All the ghosts heard the words and got the gold and silver, and they all retreated. The judge ordered the Taiwei to wave the soul-inducing banner, and led Taizong out of the city of death, rushed to Pingyang Road, and drifted away..."
In a Chinese-style villa in Hangzhou City, Jiangnan Yeyu, who is in his early 30s, is wearing pajamas and sitting in front of the computer, staring at the screen. After reaching the bottom of the new chapter, he clicks "Download" One page", after the result page jumps, it turns out to be the last page of the book——
finished?The "Journey to the West" uploaded by Shemi, he actually read it so quickly?
However, he still has a feeling that he still has something to say...
Turning to look at his sleeping wife, Jiangnan Yeyu stood up, walked outside the bedroom, and lit a cigarette.
Jiangnan Yeyu is the author of Yanhuang Literature Platform's supreme urban god. He started writing seven years ago. He is a newcomer as a god. Three years ago, he became the supreme god of Yanhuang Literature Platform.
After years of hard coding, Jiangnan Yeyu suffered from many occupational diseases, such as back pain, neck twisting, mouse hands and so on.
Since last year, in order to be able to code better, Jiangnan Yeyu adjusted his schedule and went to bed at [-] o'clock at the latest every night.The reason why he is still awake today is entirely because he was woken up by an Internet writer who asked him to post a single chapter and Weibo to support Shemi.
After posting Weibo, Jiangnan Yeyu couldn't sleep, chatted in the TT group for a while, and after "Journey to the West" was uploaded, he read this new work by Shemi.
For Shemi, a "super rookie" who was born out of nowhere and became a supreme god within a year, Jiangnan Yeyu certainly admired his name for a long time. He has read every novel of Shemi, and he admires it in his heart.
However, although Shemi's "The Legend of the Swordsman in Shushan", "Buddha is the Way", and "Fengshen Yanyi" are also very good, they are far from the shock brought by the book "Journey to the West".
A monkey conceived by heaven and earth yearns for freedom, without any restraint, and has a great personality. When he thinks that there is a King Yama in charge, he hits the hell and crosses out his name on the life and death book.Then there was a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, the reason was that only one "Bi Mawen" was arranged after the recruitment; later he was awarded the title of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, but he had no title and no status, so he went out of the Heavenly Court again; finally he shouted "Jiang Tiangong" "Give it to me", was easily crushed by the Tathagata Buddha under the Five Fingers Mountain——
The early story of "Havoc in Heaven" seems to be a monkey messing around and tossing, but if you savor it carefully, you can taste a different taste.
If we say that the "Tiangong" is the embodiment of various strict systems and rules in society; the monkey who "jumps out of the three realms and is not in the five elements" is a person who refuses to obey the system and resists the rules.If you think about Shemi's experience during this time, Jiangnan Yeyu even thinks that this story is actually a protest by Shemi on behalf of all Internet writers against the writer system and writers association in the real society!
These Internet writers who jumped out of the traditional paper restrictions and yearned for free creation because of the birth of the Internet are the "monkeys"; and the existing writer system, writers' association, status certification, etc. are the "heavenly palace" with strict systems. ".
Since the birth of Internet writers, they have made achievements through their own efforts, but they have not been recognized.It wasn't until six years ago that the social status of Internet writers improved. Several Internet writers who were very popular and had countless fans were "recruited", but they were still looked down upon by traditional writers.
In the "Heavenly Palace" with strict regulations, everyone follows the existing rules, and there is no place for "monkeys" at all!
But the "monkey" was trying to resist, but in the end, he was slapped away...
Where is this an ordinary novel?This is simply writing about themselves!
Shemi is relying on literary works to make her voice heard, protesting against the existing rules and systems!
While thinking, Jiangnan Yeyu was a little emotional, and fell silent for a while, put out the cigarette butt, returned to the computer, and tapped the keyboard——
"I feel like reading "Journey to the West" - we are all the monkeys described by Shemi
I couldn't sleep tonight, and Chasemi's new work "Journey to the West" was uploaded, so I took a look.
Although there are only the first ten episodes of "Journey to the West" written by Shemi, the monkey who yearns for freedom and dares to resist has come alive and fascinated.
In my opinion, that monkey is not just a monkey in the story, but each of us.Every one of us longs for freedom and wants to live a free life that we want, but we are restricted by various systems and rules. In "Journey to the West", that is the so-called "Heavenly Palace"!The monkey wanted to break everything, but in the end it was suppressed by the 'Tiangong'..."
The rainy night in the south of the Yangtze River kept writing, like a spring, and it didn't take long to write to the end:
"...I think that this talented Shemi must also be a 'monkey' in his own writing. The "Legend of the Swordsman in Shushan" written by him with his rich imagination is obviously excellent. It can be called a classic of Xianxia, but it has been criticized by others; "Fengshen Yanyi" perfected the Chinese mythology system but was accused of plagiarism. In his heart, there must be a "Tiangong". However, he doesn't know what the "Tiangong" is who?"
"...Finally, please allow me to say a word of 'admiration'. Among the authors I know, it is rare to have the writing power of Shemi. I hope that the next writer's gathering or annual meeting of the Yanhuang Literature Platform will be held by Shemi If we can come, we can have a drink and have a good chat..."
After writing this book review, Jiangnan Yeyu checked it carefully before posting it on his Weibo.
After finishing the work, Jiangnan Yeyu thought about it, and posted this book review to his novel works, and recommended "Journey to the West" to all book fans along the way.
Jiangnan Yeyu's book review was quickly seen by many fans, and they forwarded and commented one after another:
""Journey to the West"? A book with only ten chapters, and the god of rainy night in the south of the Yangtze River actually sends out book reviews and recommendations? I'll fuck it, it's so cute~"
""Journey to the West" is Shemi Da's new work, right? Hahahaha, Jiangnan Da, you are finished, and dare to say that Shemi is a monkey. You are not afraid that Shemi powder will spray you to death!"
"She Mifen came here to join in the fun, and let me express my feelings. I just glanced at it briefly, but I really didn't find such a deep meaning in this book. It turns out that as long as we are in society, we are just monkeys."
"I obviously just wanted to read a novel about the background of the characters in "The Buddha Is the Way", but I didn't expect to find so many unexpected discoveries. Hey, Shemi is so talented!"
"Shemi is a monkey, so who is 'Tiangong'?"
"Nonsense! Who else could it be? Of course, it is the existing writer system and system. Shemi probably was disgusted by Shen Congwu, an old man in the literary world, and felt that he should not be treated like this because of his talent. That's why I wrote "Journey to the West" and used novels to protest!"
"Fuck? Shen Congwu also has a role? Let's talk about it, what level is Shen Congwu? Erlang God, Nezha, Li Jing? Or Giant Spirit God?"
"Shen Congwu? He's just a random soldier, the kind who was stabbed to death by Shemi Dada..."
"Stick? What kind of stick did Shemi use to stab Shen Congwu?"
"Damn it! Can you still play happily? How can a pure person like me live with such a heavy amount of dirty energy here?"
"Didi! This place is full of energy, please take protective measures."
"Who is dirty? I'm talking about the golden cudgel. What do you think I'm talking about?"
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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