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Chapter 36 I Said I Had an Unlucky Fall Tonight, Would You Believe It?

"What the hell, hiss..."

Du Xiao went back to the school dormitory, he dare not go home now, if Du Wanxia saw that he was covered in injuries and his face was burnt black, Du Wanxia would definitely explode.

There are injuries on his body, but it's okay for Du Xiao. After all, he has already taken a bottle of enhanced painkillers, and the pain is not so strong.

"What should I do? How can I explain it to my elder sister?" Du Xiao was wearing Zhang Hui's T-shirt. After all, he had already thrown away that shirt, and said distressedly.

The wounds on her body were covered by clothes, but there were still some scratches on her face. If she looked at it, Du Wanxia would definitely think that Du Xiao had fought with someone.

With Du Wanxia's posture, I'm afraid she will fight with others with a kitchen knife in hand.

"emmmmmmm..." Lin Jie couldn't think of any good way out.

Zhang Hui also sat aside and remained silent. Both of them knew what was going on with Du Wanxia, ​​a dead brother. Car accidents caused explosions in the past. Jumping down from the third floor with a girl...

My God, Du Ge is really a show!

Lin Jie looked at Du Xiao, he could fully feel why Du Xiao rushed into the fire scene at that time, Du Xiao's serious and serious face was indeed something Lin Jie had rarely seen before.

In normal life, Du Xiao is a very easy-going person.

There is a certain danger in entering the fire scene, but at that time someone was about to be burned alive. Those who are capable must rush in without hesitation. This is not only out of justice, but also out of the importance of life.

"Compared to explaining to Sister Xia, I'm more inclined to Du Ge's operation in the KTV."

Lin Jie's eyes were narrowed into a slit, and with a smirk on his fat face, he said, "Take down a boy in twos and twos, then evacuate the crowd in the fire scene, and finally... rush into the fire scene to save the beauty, Jumping directly from the third floor, in order not to hurt the girl, he even smashed his back on the Mercedes-Benz big G, this operation...is so good that my scalp is numb!"

"Why did you leave suddenly? I think you guys have a show tonight. Don't mention the girl's eyes. She dares to follow you in a field battle." Zhang Hui laughed.

"piss off."

Du Xiao was annoyed, and said, "You guys called and said I fell asleep in the dormitory."

"Don't! Brother Du!" Lin Jie was the first to refuse.

Zhang Hui echoed: "Brother Du, you are trying to kill our two brothers. You suddenly fell asleep in the dormitory. Sister Xia rushed into the school with a kitchen knife and chopped down the door without saying anything. It's scary."

"No, no, brother Ribs, you digress. We are torturing Brother Du's operation." Lin Jie was still quite shocked, and even more surprised that Du Xiao jumped from the third floor and nothing happened.

At least for now, he is still alive and well, and he doesn't need to go to the hospital.

"Persist for ten kilometers every day, and you can become a Saiyan." Du Xiao glanced at the two of them, and said lightly.

Dude is systematic, you two little salted fish take it easy.

"Fat brother was paralyzed after running ten meters, and he said ten kilometers." Zhang Hui shook his head, but he didn't continue to ask, and said, "Master Xia sent you back last night, sister Xia is already like a kitten with fried hair Well, I'm not going back tonight... Well, I guess the life of the school belle is in danger."

"It was the school belle who sent me back last night?!" Du Xiao suddenly widened his eyes in disbelief.

"nonsense."

Zhang Hui gave Du Xiao a blank look, and said, "I carried this fat man back last night. Who cares about you? It's the school girl who carried you back."

"I'm talking about Old Du, don't you even look down on school beauties like goddesses?" Lin Jie said, "The school beauties are much prettier than the first love you talked about, and you can do it and cherish it."

"It has nothing to do with seeing or not." Du Xiao said.

"That's right, Sister Xia is a disaster for the country and the people... Fuck, Brother Du, don't you have a sister-in-law complex?" Zhang Hui looked at Du Xiao with a face full of shock, and said, "Do you know about German orthopedics?"

"Snapped!"

Du Xiao slashed directly on Zhang Hui's head with a hand knife, and scolded: "I want you to find a way, not to make you talk nonsense!"

"Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey! You are really amazing..."

At this time, Du Xiao's cell phone rang, and he looked directly - old lady!

"You pick it up." Du Xiao said as he handed the phone to Lin Jie.

"I don't want to die, Brother Ribs, come here." Lin Jie handed the phone to Zhang Hui.

Zhang Hui shook his head desperately, and said, "Brother Fat, I was just a little ignorant just now, so why don't I accompany you now, you should do this kind of thing, after all, you are rough-skinned and thick-skinned."

"Fuck you!" Lin Jie saw Zhang Hui slipping out, holding Du Xiao's phone awkwardly in his hand, and opened his mouth to curse directly.

"Hurry up, or I'll help you lose weight tonight." Du Xiao said, staring at Lin Jie.

Lin Jie's chubby body trembled, the fat on his face shook, and tremblingly pressed the answer button.

"Xiaosi, when are you coming back? My sister is so scared by herself, so..."

Lin Jie: "..."

I almost forgot, sister Xia is still a weirdo.

"Sister, it's me, Lin Jie." Lin Jie said awkwardly.

"..."

Now it was Du Wanxia's turn to be silent.

After a while, Du Wanxia said viciously: "Fatty, I forgot what you just said!"

"Yes yes yes..." Lin Jie nodded hastily.

"Where's Du Xiao? Where did he go? Why is the phone in your hand?" Du Wanxia directly said three interrogative sentences.

"He...he went to the bathroom." Lin Jie glanced at Du Xiao, and Du Xiao pointed to the bathroom in the dormitory.

"Okay, tell him to come back early, tomorrow is still Sunday, don't run outside, my right eye keeps twitching tonight, and I'm still a little uneasy, tell him to come back early, stop playing." Du Wanxia's tone was full of worry .

Lin Jie thought to himself: Your premonition is still true, Brother Du was almost burned to death tonight, and even the money for the cremation can be saved.

"Fatty? Why are you silent?" Du Wanxia shouted.

"Ah? Yes, I'm here." Lin Jie quickly replied, "We're at my house now, we've already left. If you don't want Brother Du to sleep in my house, it's fine, don't go back."

"That won't work, you have to come back." Du Wanxia said firmly: "Don't give me any reason to spend the night outside, did he ask you to answer the phone on purpose? Hurry up, Miss Ben has seen Xiaosi sitting on you secretly I'm listening."

My younger brother is still the one I know best.

Du Xiaosheng slumped on the chair unrequitedly, looking at Lin Jie as he looked at his teammates.

Really a pig teammate!
Lin Jie looked innocent, and Du Wanxia's IQ directly surpassed the three of them. Every time they wanted to lie and run out, Du Wanxia tried it out with a few words.

Communicating with people with high IQs can be really nerve-wracking.

Lin Jie and Du Wanxia couldn't get along anymore, the former provincial champion couldn't communicate at all, their IQs were not at the same level.

"Sister, hehe..." Du Xiao took the phone and said while licking his face.

"Stop talking nonsense, come back immediately!" Du Wanxia's tone was full of seriousness, with an order that could not be disobeyed!
"I can't go back now."

"What's wrong? What happened?"

Du Wanxia suddenly became nervous.

"I said that I had an unlucky fall tonight, would you believe me?" Du Xiao said solemnly.

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