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Chapter 74
Chapter 74
"I'll be looking for you later!" Wu Liuqi said, planning to continue his chicken-killing operation.
But at this moment, a man with a pentagonal face suddenly appeared in front of him.
Wu Liuqi looked at He Dachun in embarrassment and said, "Hi, I'm here to swim. Do you have swimming trunks for sale?"
Seeing the strange Wu Liuqi, He Dachun squatted down and grabbed Wu Liuqi's braid to pull Wu Liuqi out of the water.
Wu Liuqi, who was caught by the pigtail, yelled with teeth and claws: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, I will come up by myself, don't, don't pull, don't pull! Oops."
But how could the responsible person let go of He Dachun, how could he let go of Wu Liuqi.He Dachun grabbed Wu Liuqi and left the room before releasing Wu Liuqi.
The moment Wu Liuqi was out of control, he jumped to the opposite side of Dachun, posed in a Taiji pose and said to He Dachun, "Don't mind your own business, Xiaopingtou!"
The bodyguard stood straight in front of the house and said to Wu Liuqi: "My name is He Dachun, and I am a part-time bodyguard. The bodyguard ranking ranks 730th and [-]th.
Graduated from Bodyguard Vocational and Technical College, majoring in Hard Qigong.He is currently the Deputy Police Officer of Changgang Street Security Brigade, No. 9527. "
Hearing this, Wu Liuqi's expression changed and he secretly said: In terms of momentum, you must not lose
Then he said in the second grade: "My name is Wu Liuqi, 1 on the assassin ranking list, and I am currently a senior hair stylist at Dabaojian Hair Salon. Washing, cutting and blowing are 320 yuan, and the haircut is [-] yuan. Three people go together and one person is free. "
He Dachun was shocked when he heard this: "It's amazing, you are an assassin and actually tell others your real identity!"
Immediately, Wu Liuqi was sweating profusely and finally realized, "That's right, assassins are different from bodyguards."
Ah~ah~ah~ah~ah~ah~ (a crow flew overhead.)
On the other side, Wu Yuan, who had already turned on the group live broadcast, laughed when he saw the second offense at the critical moment.Even Tian Xiaowen, who was lying on the recliner next to Wu Yuan, narrowed his big bright eyes into crescents and covered his small mouth and laughed.
And on the live broadcast page of the chat group, Wu Liuqi also started to make jokes.
Xiao Bu: "It's not a loss to be the chief assassin, but to be confident, to tell the enemy directly about your identity (funny)."
Ugly general: "It's you, my seven! I, Emperor Xia, would like to call you the strongest."
Wang Duoyu: "@五六百, I voted for this project that you pretend to be ×."
Yun Qinghong: "By the way, is the girl next to you your sister? Is it a kiss?"
Seeing this, Wu Yuan's head was covered with black lines.Although he knew Yun Qinghong quite well.But when he saw that he was molesting himself, he quickly opened his mouth.
Anchor: Wu Yuan: "Hey, hey, the focus is wrong. Believe it or not, I will go to your world to complain to Qin Aofeng."
(Ding, Yun Qinghong retracted a message.)
Yun Qinghong: "I'm sorry, just now Zilong robbed my account, I didn't post it."
Yuan Dagu: "Okay, let's skip this question. Not surprisingly, the legendary fencing technique 'Love is stronger than gold and the seven-day lock' will appear soon."
Back to Wu Liuqi's battlefield.
The two stared at each other without taking any action.
Wu Liuqi has been staring at Dachun to prevent his sudden sneak attack.My eyes are dry and I dare not blink.
As for He Dachun, he wondered why the assassin didn't leave after he was discovered.Why are you staring at yourself.do not care.Just keep standing and defending the boss.
After fighting for a while, Wu Liuqi couldn't hold on any longer. A pair of scissors that had been summoned and fell into the sea lay between the two of them and asked, "What do you po gai want to do? You just stood still because you wanted to take advantage of me." Relax and sneak up on me."
"Ah? Are you talking about me? I'm just standing and defending the boss. Why don't you leave?"
"Forget the time, it's too late, let's kill the seven-section scissors." After speaking, he controlled the scissors and attacked He Dachun.
But when Wu Liuqi was about to launch the scissors, a big fish suddenly jumped up and swallowed the scissors in one bite.By the way, another tail slapped a big wave and gave Wu Liuqi another bath.If you look closely, you can also see several bags on the head of the fish that was swimming away.
"You're done with your move, then it's up to me." He Dachun took out a pistol and opened the safety, aimed at Wu Liuqi and was about to shoot.
Seeing He Dachun raising his gun, Wu Liuqi was stunned: "Why do you still have a gun!"
Dachun was very puzzled when he heard this: "It's normal for a bodyguard to have a gun." As he said that, he shot Wu Liuqi in the foot.
"Damn it, I actually shot." Seeing that He Dachun actually shot, Wu Yuan, who was in the distance, immediately took out his own gun and fired at the bullet that was aimed at Wu Liuqi.
The bullet that came first hit He Dachun's bullet before it hit Wu Liuqi.Just kidding, the bullets fired by the enhanced gun hit the ordinary bullets, isn't it sprinkled with water!
Wu Yuan blew on the smoke from the muzzle of the gun and immediately put away the gun.After all, he still wants to continue watching the show.
Feeling that his bullet disappeared, He Dachun looked in the direction where the bullet was fired.But there is nothing unusual.So take it as a missed shot.
But Wu Liuqi, who felt that he was not hit, opened his eyes and saw Wu Yuan lying not far away and knew who saved him.
But when he saw that Dachun was about to continue shooting, he pretended to say: "Bullets are useless to me, dare you have a manly duel!"
He Dachun was immediately attracted by the word man and put down his gun.
Seeing He Dachun put down his gun, Wu Liuqi continued: "Hollywood-style duels. In Hollywood movies, when two men duel, you will always punch and I will punch you. Whoever falls first will lose!"
"Okay!" He Dachun began to unbutton the top of his suit to reveal the strong but not exaggerated muscles hidden.
After seeing these strong muscles, Wu Liuqi carefully lifted up his sweater to reveal his white and fat belly, then fell silent for a while, and put down his clothes silently.
Anyway, there was no way out, so Wu Liuqi could only raise his sandbag-sized fist to hit He Dachun.
Seeing the attacking fist, Dachun did not dodge, but got off his horse and puffed up his muscles: "King Kong is not bad for a child!"
In an instant, Wu Liuqi's fist hit He Dachun's face.But how could Wu Liuqi, who has not grown into a large size, be able to shake him after practicing the 'King Kong is not bad for a boy's body'.
The moment he hit He Dachun, his finger was actually broken!
Seeing Wu Liuqi who was still holding his hand, He Dachun also punched Wu Liuqi in the face.
The difference from Wu Liuqi's situation is that this punch didn't break his fingers, but directly swollen Wu Liuqi's face.And after Wu Liuqi took several steps back, he finally let go of this force completely.
Seeing that he was punched like this, Wu Liuqi also lost his temper.The group owner is still running a live broadcast, and the embarrassment is thrown out of the world.No way, I have to find it back!
As he spoke, he dunked He Dachun's head on the head of He Dachun who stood still after punching!
(...)
(End of this chapter)
"I'll be looking for you later!" Wu Liuqi said, planning to continue his chicken-killing operation.
But at this moment, a man with a pentagonal face suddenly appeared in front of him.
Wu Liuqi looked at He Dachun in embarrassment and said, "Hi, I'm here to swim. Do you have swimming trunks for sale?"
Seeing the strange Wu Liuqi, He Dachun squatted down and grabbed Wu Liuqi's braid to pull Wu Liuqi out of the water.
Wu Liuqi, who was caught by the pigtail, yelled with teeth and claws: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, I will come up by myself, don't, don't pull, don't pull! Oops."
But how could the responsible person let go of He Dachun, how could he let go of Wu Liuqi.He Dachun grabbed Wu Liuqi and left the room before releasing Wu Liuqi.
The moment Wu Liuqi was out of control, he jumped to the opposite side of Dachun, posed in a Taiji pose and said to He Dachun, "Don't mind your own business, Xiaopingtou!"
The bodyguard stood straight in front of the house and said to Wu Liuqi: "My name is He Dachun, and I am a part-time bodyguard. The bodyguard ranking ranks 730th and [-]th.
Graduated from Bodyguard Vocational and Technical College, majoring in Hard Qigong.He is currently the Deputy Police Officer of Changgang Street Security Brigade, No. 9527. "
Hearing this, Wu Liuqi's expression changed and he secretly said: In terms of momentum, you must not lose
Then he said in the second grade: "My name is Wu Liuqi, 1 on the assassin ranking list, and I am currently a senior hair stylist at Dabaojian Hair Salon. Washing, cutting and blowing are 320 yuan, and the haircut is [-] yuan. Three people go together and one person is free. "
He Dachun was shocked when he heard this: "It's amazing, you are an assassin and actually tell others your real identity!"
Immediately, Wu Liuqi was sweating profusely and finally realized, "That's right, assassins are different from bodyguards."
Ah~ah~ah~ah~ah~ah~ (a crow flew overhead.)
On the other side, Wu Yuan, who had already turned on the group live broadcast, laughed when he saw the second offense at the critical moment.Even Tian Xiaowen, who was lying on the recliner next to Wu Yuan, narrowed his big bright eyes into crescents and covered his small mouth and laughed.
And on the live broadcast page of the chat group, Wu Liuqi also started to make jokes.
Xiao Bu: "It's not a loss to be the chief assassin, but to be confident, to tell the enemy directly about your identity (funny)."
Ugly general: "It's you, my seven! I, Emperor Xia, would like to call you the strongest."
Wang Duoyu: "@五六百, I voted for this project that you pretend to be ×."
Yun Qinghong: "By the way, is the girl next to you your sister? Is it a kiss?"
Seeing this, Wu Yuan's head was covered with black lines.Although he knew Yun Qinghong quite well.But when he saw that he was molesting himself, he quickly opened his mouth.
Anchor: Wu Yuan: "Hey, hey, the focus is wrong. Believe it or not, I will go to your world to complain to Qin Aofeng."
(Ding, Yun Qinghong retracted a message.)
Yun Qinghong: "I'm sorry, just now Zilong robbed my account, I didn't post it."
Yuan Dagu: "Okay, let's skip this question. Not surprisingly, the legendary fencing technique 'Love is stronger than gold and the seven-day lock' will appear soon."
Back to Wu Liuqi's battlefield.
The two stared at each other without taking any action.
Wu Liuqi has been staring at Dachun to prevent his sudden sneak attack.My eyes are dry and I dare not blink.
As for He Dachun, he wondered why the assassin didn't leave after he was discovered.Why are you staring at yourself.do not care.Just keep standing and defending the boss.
After fighting for a while, Wu Liuqi couldn't hold on any longer. A pair of scissors that had been summoned and fell into the sea lay between the two of them and asked, "What do you po gai want to do? You just stood still because you wanted to take advantage of me." Relax and sneak up on me."
"Ah? Are you talking about me? I'm just standing and defending the boss. Why don't you leave?"
"Forget the time, it's too late, let's kill the seven-section scissors." After speaking, he controlled the scissors and attacked He Dachun.
But when Wu Liuqi was about to launch the scissors, a big fish suddenly jumped up and swallowed the scissors in one bite.By the way, another tail slapped a big wave and gave Wu Liuqi another bath.If you look closely, you can also see several bags on the head of the fish that was swimming away.
"You're done with your move, then it's up to me." He Dachun took out a pistol and opened the safety, aimed at Wu Liuqi and was about to shoot.
Seeing He Dachun raising his gun, Wu Liuqi was stunned: "Why do you still have a gun!"
Dachun was very puzzled when he heard this: "It's normal for a bodyguard to have a gun." As he said that, he shot Wu Liuqi in the foot.
"Damn it, I actually shot." Seeing that He Dachun actually shot, Wu Yuan, who was in the distance, immediately took out his own gun and fired at the bullet that was aimed at Wu Liuqi.
The bullet that came first hit He Dachun's bullet before it hit Wu Liuqi.Just kidding, the bullets fired by the enhanced gun hit the ordinary bullets, isn't it sprinkled with water!
Wu Yuan blew on the smoke from the muzzle of the gun and immediately put away the gun.After all, he still wants to continue watching the show.
Feeling that his bullet disappeared, He Dachun looked in the direction where the bullet was fired.But there is nothing unusual.So take it as a missed shot.
But Wu Liuqi, who felt that he was not hit, opened his eyes and saw Wu Yuan lying not far away and knew who saved him.
But when he saw that Dachun was about to continue shooting, he pretended to say: "Bullets are useless to me, dare you have a manly duel!"
He Dachun was immediately attracted by the word man and put down his gun.
Seeing He Dachun put down his gun, Wu Liuqi continued: "Hollywood-style duels. In Hollywood movies, when two men duel, you will always punch and I will punch you. Whoever falls first will lose!"
"Okay!" He Dachun began to unbutton the top of his suit to reveal the strong but not exaggerated muscles hidden.
After seeing these strong muscles, Wu Liuqi carefully lifted up his sweater to reveal his white and fat belly, then fell silent for a while, and put down his clothes silently.
Anyway, there was no way out, so Wu Liuqi could only raise his sandbag-sized fist to hit He Dachun.
Seeing the attacking fist, Dachun did not dodge, but got off his horse and puffed up his muscles: "King Kong is not bad for a child!"
In an instant, Wu Liuqi's fist hit He Dachun's face.But how could Wu Liuqi, who has not grown into a large size, be able to shake him after practicing the 'King Kong is not bad for a boy's body'.
The moment he hit He Dachun, his finger was actually broken!
Seeing Wu Liuqi who was still holding his hand, He Dachun also punched Wu Liuqi in the face.
The difference from Wu Liuqi's situation is that this punch didn't break his fingers, but directly swollen Wu Liuqi's face.And after Wu Liuqi took several steps back, he finally let go of this force completely.
Seeing that he was punched like this, Wu Liuqi also lost his temper.The group owner is still running a live broadcast, and the embarrassment is thrown out of the world.No way, I have to find it back!
As he spoke, he dunked He Dachun's head on the head of He Dachun who stood still after punching!
(...)
(End of this chapter)
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