The Legend of a Thousand Nights of Konoha

Chapter 318 Please give me a decent way to die
"This, this... this is... the manuscript of the new episode of Intimate Paradise!?"

Kakashi was so excited that he couldn't help himself.

"This is from my family. This is just a small part. If you help me finish today's work, I will give you all the manuscripts."

Qianye talked about the terms as if he had succeeded in a trick.

"Okay, okay, no problem."

Kakashi's head is like a chicken eating rice. He has been waiting for a new show for several months. He really has no resistance to these manuscripts. As long as he can get these manuscripts, he doesn't have to be moral. , Don't be arrogant, don't bring soil!
……

The sun was setting slowly, Obito wobbled home, and Lin had already prepared dinner.

Qianye peeked secretly with his white eyes, and at the same time shared with Kakashi using the projection technique of Sharingan.

Kakashi was puzzled: "Huh? Obito, Rin, and Obito's grandma, do the three need to eat so much?"

Qianye nodded in agreement: "So my suspicion is necessary."

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Obito's actions to confirm Qianye's conjecture, and Obito really sent some of the food into time and space!
"Take—earth—! You're dead!"

Qianye gritted his teeth and stared at Obito, wishing he could rush out and punch his shit out right now!
Seeing Qianye's expression of wanting to eat Obito raw, Kakashi silently mourned for Obito in his heart. In order to make love to the manuscript of the new series of Heaven, he had no choice but to sacrifice Obito.

"Obito, after reading the manuscript, I will burn it to you, you go all the way..."

As night fell, Obito and Rin Nohara spent a long time chatting about each other. Qianye and Kakashi almost watched a live broadcast that was not suitable for children. Tu had no choice but to send away the blushing Ye Yuanlin, and when he returned home, he was still muttering that he should hurry up and finish his marriage with Lin.

Kakashi had a look of envy, jealousy and hatred, and felt that he really should find a girlfriend, and he became more determined to teach Obito a lesson. Why does Obito have a girlfriend, but I, a handsome guy, don't have a girlfriend? girlfriend?
He must be taught a lesson!
Seeing Kakashi's constipated expression, Qianye secretly smiled inwardly, this is what he wanted.

After two or three hours, Obito stretched his waist and prepared to go to bed after processing a pile of documents, but before going to bed, this guy actually threw a note into the time space, and then the time space was soon Throw the note out.

Kakashi said in surprise: "Sure enough, someone is hiding inside!"

Qianye was overjoyed, this person must have come here and never ran away, he clearly saw the handwriting on the note, which was exactly the same as the manuscript, and the content of the conversation between the two was also related to Qianye.

"Obito, the little traitor, is dead!!!"

The two waited for another two hours, and after Obito fell asleep, Qianye and Kakashi began to get busy in the secret room below.

"Are you ready?"

"Ready, ready to start!"

Qianye began to count down: "Okay, 3, 2, 1, let's start!"

Kakashi tried out all the energy of feeding, and the Kamui was instantly activated.

Qianye's eyes were fierce, and he carried a big box and stuffed all the detonating talismans inside. He stole these detonating talismans from Nagato before, and after hiding them for so many years, they finally came in handy.

in time space.

Jiraiya was lying sprawled on the floor, sneezing and bubbling soundly asleep, Shenwei's abnormal movement just made him turn over, and he didn't wake up immediately.

Until those detonating talismans falling like snowflakes fell on Jiraiya's face, and the detonating formula gradually turned red...

A strong sense of crisis caused Jiraiya to open his eyes suddenly, and the detonating talisman just covered his eyes.

"Fuck, what's going on!?"

"boom!"

The first explosion sounded, and then there was a chain reaction like setting off firecrackers. Obito's time and space were flooded by the explosion of the detonating talisman.

Obito, who was sleeping like a dead dog, sat up abruptly, and looked left and right: "Huh? Did someone set off fireworks? It's so annoying..."

Obito actually lay down again after speaking!

After Qianye poured out a box of detonating talismans, he poured out another box of triangular nails, a thousand books, shurikens, and a large sealed wooden box covered with detonating talismans.

Seeing this big box, Kakashi finally couldn't help asking: "What is in that box?"

"Hmph~" Qianye grinned grimly, and said in a sinister tone, "Toad shit! Toad pee!"

"vomit--"

Thinking of such a big box full of toad's excrement and urine, Kakashi felt bad all over.

After throwing the big box in, Qianye finally used a box of detonating symbols to close the tail. This time he definitely spent a lot of money. He gave all his collections for so many years to Zilaiye!

The screen returns to time and space.

Ji Laiya shivered and hid in the corner of time and space, watching the continuous explosion of those detonating symbols, but this was just the beginning!
Thousands of hidden weapons fell from above, and with the explosion of the detonating talisman, those hidden weapons were bombarded and flew around. Jiraiya's hair had been burnt to a large extent, and his body was also scratched and bruised.

"Obito - Obito - what the hell are you doing, you bastard!? Let me out! I'm going to be played to death by you! Quick-let-me-out-go!!"

The sound of the explosion gradually stopped, and just when Ji Lai also thought it was about to end, a huge wooden box followed and fell into the time and space.

"What is this?"

"Boom!"

Accompanied by a violent explosion, a bunch of filthy things splashed everywhere with a familiar smell, and those things were everywhere on the invisible walls of the void of time and space, and Zilai was naturally not immune.

"Ah—Obito! Let me out...Fuck!!!"

Seeing the detonating talisman fluttering down again, Zilai couldn't help exclaiming, but in the narrow time and space, there is no way to go into the sky, no way to go to the ground, and he has no way to escape at all.

There was another continuous explosion, and Toad's feces were blown up and flying around...

"What have I been through?"

Jiraiya stared blankly at what was happening before him, he had already begun to doubt his life.

Qianye in the secret room had been counting the time, and felt that it was almost time, and gave Kakashi a gesture.

Kakashi, who was still sick to his stomach, showed his power again.

Qianye instantly turned on the fairy mode, and used all his strength to mobilize the fairy chakra seal.

"Immortal Art · Water Escape · Great Waterfall Art!"

A torrent of water rushed into Kamui's twisted entrance, Qianye worked hard to control the flood, he didn't want to drown himself and Kakashi in this small secret room.

Jirai in time and space is also in despair.

"Why is this happening? It shouldn't be, it's impossible for Obito to betray himself, no! Could it be Kakashi's left eye!?"

It's a pity that it's too late for him to understand now, and more desperate things are happening!

I saw the entrance of time and space opened again, and the explosive water gushed in and out like a high-pressure water gun, washing away those sticky toads, and Nasha Zilai also swept in.

Jiraiya finally knows what is more desperate than despair!
Look at the momentum of the flood, then look at the size of time and space, and finally look at those toad shit...

"vomit--"

Before the real experience, Jilai had already started to feel sick, seeing the torrential water that reached his knees, Jilai also completely collapsed.

"Qianye! I admit defeat! I was wrong! I will never fight you again! You won! Please let me go!"

The water level kept rising, and Jilai also raised his feet to step on the dirty water and slowly rose, but after only a dozen seconds, Zilai felt the top, an invisible ceiling on his head.

Then the water mixed with those toad feces covered Jiraiya's knees...waist...chest...neck...

"Qianye—let me go—"

Jiraiya really collapsed this time. He never dreamed that he would experience such a thing. He couldn't think of such a vicious idea even if he lived for 100 years.

How can a person be evil, vicious, despicable, and shameless to such an extent! ?
"I really know I was wrong, I don't want to die here, please give me a decent way to die—"

　The seventh watch, [-] words... I tried my best...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)