The Legend of a Thousand Nights of Konoha

Chapter 270 Naruto's Revenge

In the end, Qianye and Kakashi came to a conclusion through analysis.

That is, there are only two kinds of food in Akai's recipe, that is, the food that can be eaten and the food that cannot be eaten.

What a recipe that makes people feel sad after hearing it!

As an outlier among the ninjas in the village, Akai is almost respected by both civilians and ninjas. Although his father, Matt Dai, used his life to justify his name and won the respect of many people, but still very few Someone is willing to get too close to him.

Moreover, two of Akai's former teammates, Ebisu went to teach at the ninja school, and Shiranui Genma also joined Minato's guards, so Akai doesn't even have a regular teammate now.

Although Kakashi is Akai's classmate at the same time, and there is a little bit of friendship between the two of them, but Kakashi doesn't care about others at all, and naturally he doesn't understand how Akai usually lives .

Not to mention Qianye, not only did he hide away from Akai, but even his children followed Qianye to hide from him.

And since the last war at the dinner table, Akai has been added to the blacklist of the dinner table, but even so, Qianye will definitely pull him out of the blacklist!

For the sake of peace, Akai must be prevented from joining his family's dinner table, but Qianye gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and decided to give Akai a [-]% discount card for a hot pot restaurant!

The New Year's Eve dinner of the three lonely families started in such a sad atmosphere.

Both Qianye and Kakashi had a tacit understanding of frequently serving food to Akai, and then began to fill Akai with wine.

The three of them drank from noon until dark, and when they ran out of food, Akai took the initiative to bite and cook. Kakashi was so frightened that he quickly pressed him on the chair and swayed left and right to the kitchen.

"I'll do it... hiccup..."

Just like that, the three of them miraculously connected lunch and dinner!

The last three of them got very drunk.

Qianye huddled next to the stove with a wine jar in his arms.

Kakashi was lying on the floor of the kitchen, still holding a kitchen knife in his hand.

Akai was lying on the dining table.

The three fell asleep just like that, and they slept like dead from time to time!
They didn't even know that Quanmei came in.

Quan Mei was carrying a plate of three-color meatballs that she made herself, and wanted to secretly surprise Qianye, but when she came in, she was almost thrown off by the smell of alcohol.

Quanmei immediately looked for Qianye's figure aggressively, and finally found Qianye next to the stove, just two feet up.

"Huh~? I'm not drunk, I can still come... Yes, fight to the death! Drunk you to death!"

It's all like this, Qianye took a sip from the wine jar, and then went back to sleep...

Quan Mei pouted her lips angrily, stomped twice as if trying to beat Qianye up when she was drunk, but in the end she couldn't do it, she dragged Qianye to the sofa helplessly, and gave him Covered with a blanket and turned away.

"Dare to drink before you are an adult! See how I will deal with you tomorrow!"

As for Akai and Kakashi...Izumi can't control it.

Not long after Quanmei left, Naruto sneaked in cunningly, and his reaction when he first came in was similar to Quanmei's.

But the subsequent reactions of Naruto and Quanmi are definitely different. Quanmei is angry, but Naruto is really excited, very excited!
Naruto walked around the room holding his nose, stabbed each of them tentatively twice, and shouted a few times. Seeing that no one woke up, the dead boy's back straightened up immediately, and he ran to the stove and peeked out from inside. Picked a piece of black carbon head and began to paint the faces of the three of them back and forth.

"Hiss - whoosh..."

After cooling the carbon head, Naruto narrowed his eyes and slowly came to the side of the sofa, looking at Qianye with a mean smile on his face.

"Let you laugh at me for growing a beard, I will give you a big beard first, hehehe..."

Naruto's black hand stretched out to Qianye's face, and lightly drew a stroke...

"Clang clang..."

Suddenly there was the sound of a plate being knocked over, and Naruto was so frightened that he jumped up like a furry hair, and quickly swept around the room, and finally saw the second pillar at the entrance.

I saw Er Zhuzi's surprised eyes scanning Qianye and Naruto alternately back and forth.

Naruto felt that it was over at the time, and this time he was dead, what should we do?
what should I do?
Running away?Where can I go?

How about killing Er Zhuzi?

Well, this is a good notice, but at present, it seems, maybe, should, maybe, probably can't do Er Zhuzi a little bit, even if it is done, these people will have to wake up.

Almost instantly, 100086 thoughts and what might happen next flashed through Naruto's mind...

But I didn't think of one!
That is, Er Zhuzi actually silently picked up the plate he dropped on the floor and the food his mother asked him to bring to Qianye, took a bite himself, and finally turned his head and stood at the door of the entrance, looking outside.

Naruto was a little confused, what does Erzhuzi mean? !

Er Zhuzi looked back at Naruto with contempt, and finally muttered: "Idiot... Hurry up..."

Naruto understood in an instant, what the hell is he trying to show me off! ?

The image of Erzhuzi suddenly became tall and majestic in Naruto's heart, and Erzhuzi at this moment is a giant in Naruto's mind!
Dearest giant!
"hurry up!!!"

The second pillar urged the side again.

Naruto made a decisive decision, and inspiration came to his mind immediately, and the small carbon head "swish, swish, swish" began to sway Qianye's face to his heart's content. After Qianye was done, Naruto came to Ah who was lying on the table. Kay's side.

The small dark hand gently stroked his own body and looked at Akai in all directions, as if a painter was looking for his own inspiration.

About ten seconds later, Naruto pointed at Akai'biu' with his hands like a pistol, and then started his own graffiti art. After finishing the painting, Naruto still felt that something was missing, and suddenly he had an idea flash.

Naruto ran to the kitchen with small steps, found a sharp knife and waved it twice on Akai's face, and then a strand of hair fell down...

In the end, Naruto held the sharp knife with short black hair and stuffed it into the hands of Kakashi who was lying in the kitchen, and then blackened Kakashi's face on the mask, and finally took off the mask.

"Hey, Kakashi-san isn't buck-toothed..."

Naruto's tone was a little bit disappointed...

"But it's okay, I'll help you make up your face, hehehe..."

Opening Kakashi's mouth, Naruto carefully brushed Kakashi's teeth bit by bit with his small black hands, and finally cut Kakashi's mask with a knife.

After everything was over, Naruto went around the room again, looking at his crime scene with satisfaction, always feeling that something was missing.

"Less what?"

"Oh, right!"

Naruto ran to the fireplace again, picked up three pieces of charcoal, rubbed them together to make traces of being used, then used charcoal to smear the hands of the three people in a circle, and then stuffed the charcoal into them hands.

"Mom is right! I'm a genius, hahaha... Woo!"

The complacent Naruto suddenly burst out laughing, suddenly realizing something was wrong, he quickly covered his mouth and ran towards the door...

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