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Chapter 134 The Annoying Zhang Wei

Zhang Wei lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep, then took off the blindfold and said, "I've never slept on an air mattress before."

Lu Ziqiao closed her eyes and said, "This is Simmons, not some air mattress."

"No wonder, I saw a TV direct sale saying that recently there is a new air mattress that will support your waist when you sleep, will it be more comfortable than this?"

"If you find this uncomfortable, you can sleep on a bench in the park." Lu Ziqiao said impatiently.

"Don't tell me, I really slept. Although it's a bit cold, it's made of wood after all, and it's good for my back."

"You have to change with me to stop it!" Lu Ziqiao sat up angrily and roared.

"I have already caused you so much trouble, how can you be ashamed?" Zhang Wei said, acting upright.

"Hurry up, I'll change it with you." Lu Ziqiao walked to Zhang Wei's bedside and said.

"You really don't have to accommodate me, really." Zhang Wei said desperately.

"Shut up! Go to bed!" Lu Ziqiao yelled because she was so irritable that she had no time to talk to Zhang Wei.

"Ah~" Zhang Wei lay on Guan Gu's bed and moaned comfortably.

"Give me peace and sleep well, I have a date tomorrow morning!" Lu Ziqiao finally understood why Guan Gu was so angry just now, and now he really wants to kill Zhang Wei!
If it weren't for the fear that Zhang Wei's sleepwalking at night would scare Xinling, I really wanted to throw Zhang Wei to Xinling and ask her to teach Zhang Wei.

"You said if I sleepwalked in the middle of the night, would I accidentally step on you?" Zhang Wei said again.

"I will plant mines next to your bed, so you and I will be safe, go to sleep!"

After 1 minute, Zhang Wei said again: "But I'm not very sleepy."

"Then count the sheep, and you'll fall asleep while counting."

"Okay, one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, four sheep, five sheep, six sheep" Zhang Wei leaned on the bed and counted.

One hour passed, but Zhang Wei was still asleep, ".2046 sheep, 2047 sheep."

Lu Ziqiao sat up angrily: "Oh! Why haven't you fallen asleep yet!"

Zhang Wei said aggrievedly: "I don't know, I think this method is unscientific."

Lu Ziqiao was so angry that she cried, "Why?"

"The method of counting sheep was introduced from abroad. The pronunciation of sheep in English is very similar to that of sleep. If you read it too much, you will have psychological hints." Zhang Wei said.

"So?"

"But how can Chinese people use the inner hint in English?"

"Then what do you want?" Lu Ziqiao stared at Zhang Wei and said.

He looked at Zhang Wei with the expression that if you don't give me an explanation, I will kill you.

Zhang Wei explained solemnly: "I have a new set, which is more effective and direct. It is to count. Water. Dumplings. Dumplings are equivalent to sleeping. This is the psychological hint of the Chinese people."

"Then why didn't you say it earlier?" Lu Ziqiao felt that he was going crazy, how did he meet such a bad guy like Zhang Wei?
"You made me count the sheep."

"Okay, I was wrong, you count!" After Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, she covered herself with a quilt and wrapped herself up, not wanting to hear Zhang Wei's voice again.

"One dumpling, two dumplings, three dumplings, four dumplings" Zhang Wei started the "dumpling hypnosis method" he invented again.

After 3 minutes, Zhang Wei suddenly shouted: "96 dumplings, 97 dumplings, 98 dumplings, etc!"

"Ah!" Lu Ziqiao was taken aback and got up quickly.

"I'm hungry." Zhang Wei said.

Lu Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei and suddenly felt that he might need a quick-acting heart-relief pill.

No, Suxiao Jiuxin Pills can't save himself.

He felt that if this went on like this, he might also go to the Narnia Sanatorium (the mental hospital where Aunt Lu Zhanbo stayed).

Lu Ziqiao silently gave Zhang Wei the middle finger, thought for a while, and seemed to have made some decision, then Lu Ziqiao got Zhang Wei up again and made dumplings for him.

It's a pity that Lu Ziqiao's cooking skills are not very good, he is sloppy, and he is very troubled in his heart, so the noise in the kitchen is very loud.

Xinling was disturbed by the noise, walked to the living room and saw Zhang Wei was tied up with a rope and sitting on the sofa, while Lu Ziqiao was cooking.

"Zi Qiao, let me come!" Xin Ling said.

"Okay." Lu Ziqiao doesn't talk about being a gentleman anymore, he just wants to sleep now, "I'll leave Zhang Wei to you. He wants to eat dumplings, so I'll go to bed first."

When Lu Ziqiao left, he reminded Xinling, "If you think he is really annoying, just give him this!"

Saying that, Lu Ziqiao gave Xinling a box of sleeping pills.

Originally, Lu Ziqiao planned to put two sleeping pills in the dumplings, and let Zhang Wei'an sleep peacefully.

But now that Xinling is here, it is Xinling's business whether to feed Zhang Wei the medicine, as long as he doesn't bother himself.

Xinling was holding the sleeping pill, and was a little confused for a while. Although she couldn't bear to feed Zhang Wei this kind of thing, he was capable of annoying two people.

Xinling thought, "In case Zhang Wei really can't fall asleep, let's try again!"

So Xin Ling silently put the sleeping pills in his pocket.

"Thank you! Xinling." Zhang Wei said heartlessly while eating dumplings.

Xinling shook her head and said, "Sleep with me tonight!"

"No need, I can just sleep on the sofa." Zhang Wei said.

"Then what if you want to jump off the building again! What if no one finds out, what should you do? What should I do? This is the sixth floor!" Xinling said excitedly.

"I" Zhang Wei was silent, he was not a loner like before, now he has friends and a lover, he really can't take this risk.

"Stop talking, sleep with me!" Xinling said, "I know your worries, if you still can't accept me, I can wait for you."

"No. Xinling, I'm poor, I don't know if I can take up that responsibility." Zhang Wei said.

"I can make money with you." Xinling hugged Zhang Wei and said.

In the end, Zhang Wei was still pushed back to the room by Xin Ling.

However, I have to say that Zhang Wei is a success like Liu Xiahui.

I just slept with Xinling in my arms all night, without making trouble or sleepwalking.

While Zhang Wei held Xinling in his arms, it was Xinling who took the initiative to get into Zhang Wei's arms, and Zhang Weicai followed suit, hugged Xinling, and took Xinling's first kiss by the way.

"Xinling, didn't Zhang Wei scare you last night?" Guan Gu asked when he saw Zhang Wei and Xinling coming out of a room.

"No! Zhang Wei sleeps very well, no sleepwalking at all." Xinling said.

"Nani?" Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu said, "How is that possible?"

"From now on, Zhang Wei can sleep with me! Last night I really troubled you." Xinling said.

Lu Ziqiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Although I really want to kill you, I have to say that you are a fool!"

"What are you talking about? This is called good people get good rewards." Zhang Wei said triumphantly.

Zhang Wei didn't refuse to sleep with Xinling anymore, it was really comfortable after all!

Guan Gu and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other, and they dragged Zhang Wei down on the sofa and beat him up violently.

Good people get good rewards? I'm afraid you misunderstood the meaning of this word!
　I really like this paragraph, so I changed it a bit and wrote it according to the original plot, sorry.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)