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Chapter 202 You Ruyun's Favorite - Liquor Stocks (Two in One, please subscribe!)
Where is You Ruyun from?
Everyone in the audience shook their heads.

If it wasn't for the iPartment, You Ruyun appeared again, everyone would have almost forgotten this character.

There is no way, the speed of the entertainment circle is too fast, so fast that some people may disappear in a flash, and disappear in front of the public as soon as they appear.

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly fell down. Seeing that the foreshadowing was enough, Liu Fan stopped procrastinating and told everyone directly:

"You Ruyun is from Inner Mongolia. When he was in college, whenever he was homesick, it was a bit difficult..."

Liu Fan paused here for a while to give the audience time to think. Seeing confusion on everyone's faces, Liu Fan slammed on the brakes, made a sharp turn, and said, "Every time You Ruyun wants to go to Inner Mongolia in the capital, she will Go open the stock trading software."

Liu Fan made a gesture of swiping the phone page, and then said: "Look at the endless green on the straight flush!"

"puff!"

"Hahahaha!"

"What a loss!"

"Treat stocks as grasslands!"

"Shareholders may want to kill him."

"Don't say it, I want to fight him right now. The stock has fallen these days, and my heart is cold."

The audience at the scene were all amused and laughed.

Some of them are stock speculators. Even if they don’t speculate in stocks themselves, there are people around them who buy stocks. After hearing and seeing them, they naturally know what green means in stocks!
At this time, the camera was on You Ruyun, who waved his hand fiercely at Liu Fan, looking very energetic, but looking at the smile on the corner of his mouth, it can be seen that he was also amused by Liu Fan's jokes.

"You Ruyun not only likes to watch, but also speculates in stocks. Do you know which stocks he likes to buy the most?"

Liu Fan has a lot of jokes, and the rhythm is also very well controlled. While throwing off the burden, he can also take good care of the audience.

"Inner Mongolia milk!"

Someone guessed at the bottom, Liu Fan smiled at him and shook his finger, and said two words lightly from his mouth: "Baijiu!"

In an instant, the audience in the audience burst into thunderous laughter again.

Even if you don't pay attention to the stock market, but you live in the information age every day, everyone knows the story of baijiu stocks, and naturally you also know that baijiu has fallen badly recently.

"You Ruyun has a soft spot for baijiu stocks, there is a reason for that.

I remember that on a windy night for a month, when You Ruyun was visiting some indescribable forums, he saw such a poem, and he immediately regarded it as a treasure.

Everyone listen to me recite it. "

Liu Fan suddenly put his feet together, straightened his shoulders, looked ahead, and recited the article, shaking his head and reciting:
"Poem title: "Drunken Life, Dreams and Death", author: Bai Trading

I didn't know Moutai when I was young, so I filled up the warehouse with technology by mistake,
When I was young, I didn't know the goodness of liquor, and mistakenly regarded medicine as a treasure.
When I was young, I didn't know how to get drunk, and mistakenly took securities as comfort,
I didn't know the strength of beer when I was young, and mistakenly regarded colored as a pillar. "

During Liu Fan's reciting process, the laughter in the audience never stopped, and when he reached the last sentence, the applause was like a tidal wave, endlessly.

The applause seemed to be accompanied by Liu Fan, and the rhythm of the two matched perfectly.

After finishing the recitation, Liu Fan smiled and cupped his hands to the audience, and continued: "Because of this poem, You Ruyun regarded baijiu as a treasure, staring at it day and night, and finally his homesickness became more and more serious. !"

"Haha, forgive me for laughing."

"It's too miserable. I haven't seen red since I co-authored it."

"Looking at the vast expanse of green every day, can you miss home?"

The audience also whispered to each other, and some even cast concerned glances at You Ruyun.

Although he knew that what Liu Fan was talking about was a joke, but You Ruyun was sitting in front of him, and everyone inevitably took him into it.

You Ruyun was helpless at the moment, and could only sit in his own seat, showing a bitter expression, which made people feel that he really lost money in stocks.

"And You Ruyun not only likes to buy stocks by himself, he also likes to recommend people around him to buy."

"Two days ago, he recommended Yunling and Zhao Qi to buy Moutai. My good guy, I lost 5 that day. My good guy, I was so angry with Yunling and Zhao Qi that I wanted to settle the score with him.

But at this time, You Ruyun persuaded the two of them again with a word. "

Liu Fan stopped again and looked at the audience, as if he wanted to let everyone guess what he said.

Luo Yunling and Zhao Qi were also inhumanely pulled out by Liu Fan this time to "tell jokes". They both frowned, as if they were thinking about the circumstances under which they would be persuaded by You Ruyun.

Seeing that no one in the room could guess the correct answer, Liu Fan showed a smug smile and revealed the answer:

"You Ruyun told the two of them, if you buy another lot now, the purchase price has come down, isn't that equivalent to no loss!

Of course, this is called bottom-hunting in stock trading! "

Luo Yunling gave Liu Fan a supercilious look in the audience, Liu Fan pretended not to see it, and continued:
"After copying the bottom for two consecutive days, Yun Ling and Zhao Qi realized that this is not a bottom, but a bottomless pit!"

"So what's the point of our hard work?"

Liu Fan asked the audience.

"Make money!"

"Work makes me happy, I love work."

Some viewers were very mischievous, Liu Fan pointed at the other party with a smile and said, "Say that you are happy at work and stand up. I will find your leader later and ask him to give you more work."

The other party suddenly showed an embarrassed smile, and stuck out his tongue mischievously at Liu Fan.

Liu Fan continued the topic just now and said: "The meaning of work is to raise stocks."

"Later, Yunling and Zhao Qi told me that as long as they close the stock when the stock is still rising and never open it again, they will always make money."

"Speaking of which, I would like to ask, how much have you two earned recently?"

Liu Fan smiled and looked at Luo Yunling and Zhao Qi in the audience.

The two of them looked at Liu Fan dumbfounded, and the cute look made the audience burst into laughter again.

"It's okay to cover your eyes and speculate in stocks."

"I don't know if Yunling traded in stocks, but Liu Fan must have traded in stocks and lost money, otherwise how would he know this?"

"Hey, that makes sense."

"Pfft, I have a friend series?"

"No, not one friend, but three friends."

"Hahaha, the kind where one person loses the share of three others!"

The sympathetic eyes of the audience on You Ruyun, Luo Yunling and Zhao Qi suddenly shifted to Liu Fan, but Liu Fan didn't know it and continued with his performance.

"In addition to stock trading, You Ruyun also has a hobby, gambling."

Liu Fan was talking on the stage like a god, and the audience laughed and said:
"Here it is again, this friend is here again."

"I'm afraid it's not You Ruyun who gambled, it's you who gambled!"

"I think so, addicted to gambling is getting thinner haha."

The audience was also discussing intensely below. Luo Yunling sat next to him and heard everyone's discussion, and a smile appeared on his face.

"Some time ago, in the domestic league, You Ruyun heard some gossip from somewhere, saying that three players from a team bought their own team and lost.

After You Ruyun heard the news, he was so excited!

There are only so many people in a team, and if three people buy themselves to lose, then betting on their team's loss will definitely make money!After all, winning is difficult, but losing is easy.

You Ruyun happily went to the sports lottery center to place a bet on the team's loss.

The game was over, and when You Ruyun went to collect the money, he was told that the team had won, and You Ruyun's 10 yuan, hey, he couldn't get it back. "

Liu Fan clapped his hands, looking very excited.

The audience was also very happy to hear it, but at the same time they were also puzzled, not knowing why they lost.

Under normal circumstances, if the three internal players buy themselves to lose, they are basically bound to lose.

Liu Fan didn't hesitate, and directly told everyone the correct answer: "You Ruyun asked, because the opposing team... eleven people bought them and lost! It's equivalent to the whole team buying themselves and losing. In this case, You Ruyun can lose. Don't lose money!"

After listening to Liu Fan's explanation, everyone understood immediately, and burst into loud laughter in the studio.

"Hahahaha!"

"Coke is killing me."

"This is the funniest show I've ever seen."

"Where did Brother Fan get so many jokes?"

The audience laughed from ear to ear, and some audience members even laughed so hard that they lay on the colleagues next door, tears came out of their eyes!

The joke is almost over here, and Liu Fan made a simple ending:

"Okay, today's "Liu Fan Talk Show" has come to an end here. I am Liu Fan tonight's host. It's good to have you this night. I hope you have a happy night!"

After finishing speaking, Liu Fan bowed deeply to the audience.

The audience in the audience reacted for two seconds, and suddenly, everyone stood up immediately, and everyone applauded Liu Fan with all their strength.

The words were so good that everyone forgot the passage of time. Liu Fan's talk show ended, but they couldn't react on the spot.

Clap clap clap.

The applause at the scene was wave after wave, and many people's palms were red, but they didn't stop, and they still applauded Liu Fan forgetfully.

The applause was deafening.

It wasn't until 2 minutes later that the applause gradually stopped.

Liu Fan also walked off the stage, came to the audience with a smile, and asked everyone how they really felt.

The audience who came today are all insiders. Liu Fan asked them how they felt. If there is something that is not in place, Liu Fan can correct it in time, and even re-record it.

"awesome."

"Brother Fan, this is the best variety show I've ever seen."

"Yes, Brother Fan is too powerful."

"I laughed from start to finish, it was so funny."

"When it's officially aired, I'll definitely watch it a few more times."

"Perfect show."

The feedback given by the audience was the most positive. After all, it was the first time to watch a talk show, and there was no template. Anyway, everyone felt that it was very enjoyable and funny.

"Not bad, this show is stable."

Gong Xialan came over with the leaders of Shengshi Entertainment, said a few words to Liu Fan, and then left. However, according to Gong Xialan's feedback, Shengshi Entertainment should increase its attention to Liu Fan's talk show. support.

After all, the leaders felt the atmosphere at the scene today, and even many of them laughed till the end. Since it has been decided to entrust Liu Fan to do such a variety show, it is better to give it to others. Send Buddha to the west, and help Liu Fan take care of some follow-up matters.

Everyone at the scene was saying that Liu Fan's situation was great, only Luo Yunling, You Ruyun and Zhao Qi looked at Liu Fan angrily.

Oh no, it should be Luo Yunling and Zhao Qi, and You Ruyun was watching the play nearby.

Liu Fan actually brought them into the joke without their consent.

Although I know that Liu Fan mentioned himself actively to help him deepen the impression in the audience's mind, but thinking about the cute and silly image in Liu Fan's jokes, the two women suddenly feel bad.

But with so many people present, Luo Yunling couldn't do anything about Liu Fan immediately, so he could only give Liu Fan a look, and at the same time mouthed to Liu Fan: "Go back and wait at night!"

Liu Fan stared back without fear.

"Thank you for your feedback, but you still have to work hard, please wait for a while, I will look at the material just now, if you need to re-shoot, I hope everyone will cooperate!"

Liu Fan put his hands together again and bowed to the audience.

The audience is also their own people, and while smiling and saying that you are welcome, they all sat back in their seats and waited for Liu Fan's arrangement.

When Liu Fan came to Anhua's place, Anhua was looking at the video on the monitor, and Anhua also marked out some places that he thought were problematic.

Seeing Liu Fan approaching now, An Hua stepped aside from the director's chair. After Liu Fan sat down, he pointed out to Liu Fan the places he had marked just now, and expressed his opinion.

There are some jokes, when Liu Fan was on stage, he might not have noticed the camera, and the direction of the camera was wrong, or Liu Fan’s tone of the joke was wrong, and his emotional expression was not in place. Anhua found out and told Liu Fan, Liu Fan Fan listened and nodded again and again.

Yan Yiyi handed Liu Fan a bottle of water from the side. After talking for so long, Liu Fan's mouth was dry. After taking the water, he opened it and poured it into his stomach. Within a few seconds, A bottle of water is empty.

After drinking water and taking a short break, Liu Fan returned to the stage and said to the audience: "There were some jokes just now, and the recording effect was not very good. Now I need to re-record it. I may have heard this episode before. With everyone's cooperation, give more applause and laughter."

The audience also said with a lot of face:
"It must be given."

"Applause, as much as you want!"

"Yes, enough."

Seeing that everyone's emotions were very high, Liu Fan stopped procrastinating and started recording again.

With the background of the playback on the monitor just now, Liu Fan already knew the direction of his correction, so even if he said the same joke, he still made the audience laugh out loud.

But this time the recording is different. Because it is a supplementary recording, Liu Fan will look in the direction of Anhua after each recording, and will not switch to the next one until he gives the "OK" gesture, otherwise Just continue to repeat the passage just now.

Because of this, the progress of the recording slowed down all of a sudden, and the recording of the first episode of Liu Fan's talk show was not completed until after three o'clock in the afternoon!

(End of this chapter)