Vice Captain of One Piece

Chapter 880

Pedro looked at Luffy and Chopper who were arguing, and then at Nami and Carlot who were gossiping about something. After sighing, he went directly to ask one of the instigators of this bunch of things, "Baker Miao S."

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Baker Muse seemed to be very afraid of Pedro, and his hair almost exploded when he heard his voice, "Yes! Brother Pedro!"

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Pedro raised his finger and pointed at the mess, and asked helplessly, "What did you say to Miss Encore that caused everyone to panic?"

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Baker Muse didn't know why the originally good chat suddenly turned into a rowdy scene, so he had to answer obediently, "Actually, I don't know either. In fact, I was just talking to the witch about the wedding, because she Said she was very curious. Then the Straw Hat kid came over, maybe he misunderstood something, and then he quarreled like this..."

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Pedro sighed. Although he didn't know why Baker Muse and Encore talked about this, it's better to calm down the people who are arguing now.

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"Luffy, listen to me..." As soon as Pedro opened his mouth, he saw the angry Captain Straw Hat staring at him, as if he said something wrong, and immediately knocked him away.

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"I won't fight Miss Encore with you." The smart Pedro immediately raised his hand to express his position, and after he finished speaking, he saw that the anger on Captain Straw Hat had extinguished a lot.Then, he continued, "Actually, Luffy, you may have misunderstood it. Baker Muse is just spreading some knowledge about weddings with Miss Encore, not that Miss Encore is going to get married."

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"That's right, that's right!" Chopper quickly nodded and nodded again, following Pedro's words and began to persuade, "And I just misheard just now, it's not that Encore is getting married."

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"..." An Ke blinked his different pupils, pointed at himself in doubt and asked, "I want to get married?"

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"With whom?" The straw hat captain, who had calmed down a lot, asked in a deep voice, but he was obviously not calm enough to realize that the sentence just now was a question.

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"Yes, with whom?" An Ke asked, his face full of doubts.She just wanted to know how the wedding was going on and what the bride was going to do at the wedding. How did it turn out that she was going to get married? ?

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"..." Seeing her puzzled face, Luffy froze for a moment, and only after he calmed down completely did he realize what he had misunderstood.While letting out a sigh of relief, she couldn't help laughing, reached out and touched her little head vigorously, and said helplessly, "Enke, you, really..."

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"???", Encore is now full of question marks, looking puzzled at Captain Straw Hat's dumbfounding expression, "What's wrong? Luffy?"

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"No..." Lu Fei shook his head and smiled, stretched out his hands and tugged at her cheeks and said helplessly, "Enke, you can't just run away with someone in the future..."

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"Why did I run away with others?" Enke was even more puzzled, reached out and grabbed the hem of his clothes and said puffed up, "I'm going to follow Luffy all the time~"

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"This is the best~~" Captain Straw Hat nodded in satisfaction, but still a little worried, "But Anke can't marry someone else, even someone she knows."

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"I can't know people?" An Ke, who obviously thought wrong, blinked his eyes in confusion, then counted his fingers and said, "That means Ace and Zoro can't, if you want to get married, you have to find someone... "

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"No, no, you can't just do whatever you want!" The captain of the straw hat quickly shook his head, lest his vice-captain run off to marry someone he didn't know as soon as he got off the ship.

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Baker Muse, who was sitting on the side listening, couldn't help but gave them a supercilious look, and said angrily, "I think you two should just make up a couple, anyway, I think you're as tired as newlyweds ..."

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"What nonsense are you talking about!" Nami slapped her across the face, and said angrily, "Anke is very simple, if you teach her badly, I will kick you off the boat!"

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Seeing the violent behavior of the navigator, the little reindeer boat doctor hurried over to dissuade him, "Nami Nami! He is an injured person!!"

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Baker Muse covered her head and said angrily, "Really, this is the first time I've heard someone say that a witch is very simple. Besides, if you don't know this bit of common sense, it would be even more strange... ..."

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"I know the common sense of getting married!" Anke angrily withdrew the illusion behind him, then opened the sixth space tunnel, took out the black book from it, and rummaged through it.After finding what I wanted, I read it with satisfaction," Gloria said. In human society, the act of marriage is a relationship between men and women who dig their own graves and take advantage of each other. It may take a lifetime. To complete the task. Moreover, it seems that many lovers are quite willing to become such a troublesome relationship. It’s amazing.”

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"..." After hearing her words, the others fell silent.People who know Encore's past can understand it, but they always feel that her common sense now seems to be even more strange than it was two years ago.Those who don't know are about to be buried by the black thread. Such common sense beyond common sense is not right no matter how you look at it. Why does the girl with different eyes seem to believe it.

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Anke didn't look up at their expressions, but continued to flip through the little book that recorded a lot of things, and continued, "However, what Gloria said seems to be different from what the doctor taught. However, Greg Loria's should be correct, after all, she is so powerful~~"

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Nami regained her senses and leaned over to look at the contents of the small book. After reading a few lines, her head was decisively covered with black lines.What kind of guy can write something that is not common sense at all? ?Isn't this obviously teaching their innocent vice-captain badly? ? ?

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Why is 'love' defined as an idiotic and blind relationship between a man and a woman? ? ?Why does 'lady' mean pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger and beating enemies with a weak appearance? ? ?Why does "promise with one's body" mean that the other party is one's own slave and can be ravaged in this way and that?
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"What's the matter with you, Nami?" Kailot looked at Nami who was petrified there suspiciously, wondering what she saw to be so shocked.

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Nami waved her hand, bent down and said to Anke who was sitting on the swing and studying, "Anke, who taught you this common sense?"

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"Gloria, who is my master." Anke replied obediently, and then pointed to her black notebook like a treasure, "This is what Gloria gave me when we parted~ She said that human common sense is written in It’s up~ and there are many useful abilities inside~~”

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"Gloria?" Nami recalled that Encore described Gloria as a 'crazy rabbit', and it was hard to believe what strange idea that guy had instilled in Encore.

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After calming down a bit, Nami asked softly, "Enke, did Gloria teach you what to do if you see someone you like?"

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The stupid Persian cat blinked its different pupils, and obediently said three words, "Seduce him."

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"Pfft!!!!!!", the people around them were about to vomit blood, their words were so explosive that they almost choked on their saliva, and they beat their chests desperately and coughed.

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"??", Anke looked at the people around him suspiciously, not understanding why their reactions were so intense.

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After the corner of Nami's mouth twitched a bit, she continued to ask, "Then, Anke, how do you understand the word 'seduce'..."

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"Use illusions to hypnotize him, and then do him this and that. This is taught by Gloria~~" The Persian cat proudly raised its chin, ready to receive praise.

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"..." Luffy's face is very colorful now, and the others also have a dumbfounding expression.

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Nami supported her forehead with a headache, and then asked, "Apart from... seducing him, did Gloria teach you anything..."

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The stupid Persian cat didn't feel anything wrong, tilted its head and thought about it carefully, and then said an even more explosive sentence, "The Overlord bows hard."

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The shocked crowd could only stare dumbfounded at the girl who spoke rogue-like words seriously, and couldn't imagine what kind of indescribable common sense was in that little head besides all kinds of fighting skills.

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Seeing their incredible expressions, Anke explained suspiciously, "Because Gloria said that the previous common sense is completely useless, and only what she said is correct. Because she has lived for many years, it is still very difficult to speak." Correct. Isn't it?"

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"Very wrong!!", the others all vetoed in unison, with helplessness and amused faces on their faces.

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Pedro looked at the bewildered Persian cat, and patted Luffy's shoulder sympathetically, "Luffy, I don't know why I sympathize with you..."

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"Me too, gah..." Baker Muse nodded in agreement, gloating a bit, "Fortunately, the witch's common sense isn't quite normal, otherwise other men would definitely envy you to death."

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Brook also patted the captain's shoulder sympathetically, and said sympathetically, "Mr. Luffy, you will have many rivals in love..."

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"You guys are enough..." Nami looked at those men angrily, and after thinking about it, she asked Enke, "Anke, how did that Gloria teach you?"

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"How did you teach me...", Anke recalled the hellish life of those two years, and couldn't help shaking.Immediately, she stood up, and after a moment of hesitation, she reached out and grabbed the hem of her skirt.

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"????", the others looked at her hesitantly grabbing the hem of the skirt with question marks on their faces, not knowing what she was going to do.But the action of the cute Persian cat in the next second completely surprised them.

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I saw her holding up the hem of the skirt with both hands boldly, stepping on the swing with one foot, and immediately raised her head and laughed. The original weak and innocent expression instantly changed into a contemptuous, contemptuous and even ignoring high-spirited, defiant and arrogant. She laughed arrogantly and said , "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Lost again?! Kneel down and surrender in front of your aunt! Stupid human!! Hahahaha!!!"

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With a sound of "dang", everyone's chins were directly in contact with the ground, and the girl with different pupils who was still laughing wildly in their field of vision made their worldview constantly refreshed.

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It is hard to imagine that the guy named 'Gloria' has any so-called common sense if he is always so crazy when teaching people.Words and actions are so... bold and arrogant, it is hard to imagine what kind of person she really is.

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Moreover, after being taught by such a guy for two years, it is rare that Enke still maintains a polite and gentle appearance and behavior. This is simply a miracle...

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Thinking of Enke who still maintained a gentle attitude towards others, Nami, Brooke and Chopper breathed a sigh of relief because their vice-captain hadn't been poisoned yet.Seeing the deputy captain whose behavior and words were completely different from before, Luffy was also taken aback for a moment, and then he couldn't help laughing.After all, he had never seen an encore like this before.

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And Pedro, Carlot and Baker Muse have not come to their senses until now. After all, the encore they know is a combination of 'politeness, gentleness, lady, wisdom, ability, etc.' Kamito, seeing her upside-down image now, can't believe his eyes at all.

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After sighing helplessly, Luffy stepped forward to grab her skirt and let her put her legs down from the swing.After all, he is still not used to such a rude and heroic deputy captain, although he is still very cute.

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Encore, who is still confused up to now, looks suspiciously at the three of Pedro who are petrochemical there, and then at the three of Nami who still have a little frightened expression, and looks at his captain in puzzlement, "Lu Fei, what happened to them?"

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"Maybe I was scared by your words..." Lu Fei said helplessly, stretched out his hand to rub her face and then smiled helplessly, "Encore..."

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"?", the Persian cat tilted its head, looking at the captain's hesitant to speak in a puzzled manner.

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After thinking about it with his only brain cells, Captain Straw Hat decided not to persuade her. After all, even if his deputy captain's common sense is outrageous, it will not prevent him from continuing to spoil her.However, the principles and bottom line should be explained in advance. After all, if she accidentally lets her run away with someone, it will be troublesome.Moreover, although some of the things taught by Gloria are very problematic, some of them are quite useful~~
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"..." Nami, who was on the side, saw the captain of the straw hat thinking, and suddenly couldn't help shivering. She seemed to be able to see that the captain of the straw hat who had only one tendon had now grown a wolf. tail off...

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Moreover, I always feel that the Straw Hat Captain two years later seems to have become smarter in a certain way, but this kind of smartness will make the vice-captain who is like a blank sheet of paper in that respect very dangerous...

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After thinking about it, the straw hat captain nodded satisfied with his thoughts, smiled and said to his deputy captain, "Encore~ You don't need to change anything, but there is one premise~~~~~"

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Hearing the captain's rippling and obviously unkind voice, Nami felt more and more that the straw hat captain who had turned into a wolf was now abducting the deputy captain who was now similar to a little white rabbit.

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And Anke, who was confused from beginning to end, blinked and looked at his captain, and asked curiously, "What's the premise?"

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Captain Straw Hat smiled as cheerfully and brightly as ever, and said cheerfully, "Gloria taught me very well about how to treat the person I like~~ I don't mind at all..."

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"Luffy!!!" Nami abruptly interrupted him, pointing to a group of audience over there angrily, "There are still a lot of people here, if you two are tired of talking, wait until the evening..."

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Luffy puffed up his face in dissatisfaction, and after a soft snort, he had no choice but to put aside the topic just now, but still reminded himself to the stupid deputy captain, "Enke, remember that you can't have anything to do with people you don't know, especially The relationships mentioned just now are forbidden."

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Brook raised his paw silently, and added the main point, "Those who don't know are specifically referring to male creatures..."

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Anke tilted her head, and although she was still a little puzzled, she still nodded obediently.Anyway, except when she needs to use others, she is too lazy to communicate with guys she doesn't know.

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After Chopper blinked his eyes to look at them, he suddenly raised his hoof and added naively, "Why do I think that if Encore uses the two methods of 'seduce' and Overlord's hard bow" on Luffy, Luffy will Surely you won't mind but will be happy? ? ? "

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Except for the two protagonists in that sentence, everyone else silently gave the innocent little reindeer a thumbs up.After all, it speaks out everyone's heartfelt...

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"Hahaha~~Chopper, what are you talking about~~~", the captain of the straw hat laughed so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, he cheerfully hugged his deputy captain and continued to smile, "Although I really don't Mind~~"

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"You're enough..." Nami silently rolled her eyes and decided to ignore the two guys with pink bubble backgrounds.

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"Fortunately, I have sunglasses..." Baker Muse pushed his little sunglasses, and then lay down on the grass to rest.He can't be bothered to look at those two guys who have been crooked from beginning to end. They obviously look like idiots in a certain way, but they always make him have a kind of light bulb with several million watts Same……

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"Then Luffy, Miss Anke, I'll go up to be vigilant first." Pedro nodded towards them, then quickly jumped to the top of the more than ten meters high mast, and continued to stand there looking into the distance.

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"Encore, I'll help you push the swing~~", the captain of the straw hat happily let his deputy captain sit down, and after happily going around to the back, he began to slowly push the two ropes.

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"It's such a nice weather..." Brooke suddenly felt emotional, and then took out the violin and played it because of the good atmosphere.The soft and gentle music floated with the wind, and a little bit of warmth began to permeate the boat.

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The sleeping Baozi moved his ears, flicked his fluffy tail and continued to sleep leisurely.

(End of this chapter)