The live broadcast life of Lao Linzi in Northeast China

Chapter 133 Division of Labor!Crit! (seeking subscription) four more

The soldier had a triumphant smile on his face.

"Admit it? It doesn't work!"

"Brothers, bury him for me!"

With a sound of falling, more than a dozen people huffed and lifted Hu Kai, who was 1.8 meters tall, in an instant.Then... following the countdown of three, two, and one, Hu Kai's figure was instantly thrown into the snowdrift.

Afterwards, everyone moved three times, five times and two times, and all they could see was Hu Kai's leaking feet and his miserable cry.

Studio.

"I go……"

"shocked."

"Bury, bury people?"

"No wonder that brother just said that there are more fierce ones, and it really is..."

"So there are so many tricks in the snowball fights in the Northeast? I've seen it."

"Buried people in the snow? Awesome!"

Li Yuan, who was hiding aside, saw the right time, and put the snow ball on Brother Dabing's face again accurately. Taking advantage of Brother Dabing's invisible time, Li Yuan suddenly yelled: "Hey, you in white clothes! Dare to beat the soldier? Brothers! Bury him!"

Sure enough, with the sound of falling, everyone was fooled, and their eyes fell on the innocent man in white with a smile on his face.

The man in white hurriedly shook his head with a masked face: "No, it's not me."

Big soldier: "It's not you? Then I hit myself? Go!"

An order was given, and then everyone ran wildly again, but this time, they had already changed their targets.

Li Yuan's counter-intuitive move couldn't help causing cheers in the live broadcast room again, and many people even directly sent several rockets to Li Yuan.

'Qin Shi Mingyue' sent out a [rocket]: "Haha, anchor 666!"

'Choose one in a hundred' sent [knee]: "An indirect trick? Psychological warfare? Deception? Six of the 36 tricks used by the anchor!"

"Haha, this snowball fight really needs a brain!"

"At this time, there are no words to describe my admiration for the anchor. Please accept my knees for the live broadcast."

After finishing speaking, the ten [knees] were immediately sent to the live broadcast room of the Li family...

And in front of the camera in the live broadcast room, at this time, countless friends from the south cast envious eyes on the live broadcast room.

Li Yuan took the opportunity and hurriedly rescued the buried Hu Kai, but the rescued Hu Kai had completely become a snowman at this time, with his entire face buried.

However, the two of them didn't dare to delay, and hurriedly took advantage of the time when the soldiers were thrown into a mess by a surprise attack by Li Yuan, they dragged Hu Kai to squat in a corner where no one could see, and hurriedly dealt with the snow on their bodies.

But even if Li Yuan rescued him in time, the snow on Hu Kai's clothes had already melted a lot.

Studio.

"Strongly request the anchor to write a strategy for snowball fights, I want to learn!"

"That's right, the anchor is too powerful, this is not a snowball fight, it's clearly a psychological warfare!"

Li Yuan explained with a smile: "Publishing a book? I can't do it either. My experience was accumulated little by little during school!"

In the winter at that time, every time it snowed, it meant someone was going to be buried. Li Yuan was small at that time, but he was the one who was buried.

In the beginning, Li Yuan simply found a corner to get up every time he had a break between classes.

But later it was discovered that the eyes of this class were thieves. Once the male students in the class found out, it would be even worse to be thrown.And it's not the case to hide all the time...

Later, Li Yuan knew a trick, that is counter-intrigue!

Many times, under Li Yuan's sneak attack plan, the classmate who attacked Zhenghuan who was laughing at others one second, was directly buried in the next second...

Li Yuan: "Although I'm not qualified to publish a book, I can give you a few suggestions for snowball fights."

Studio.

"what?"

"Speak, the anchor!"

"Li's son's snowball fight is so good, it's definitely useful, I want to write it down in a notebook!"

"I beg the anchor to enlighten me! Every time I am the one who gets beaten the worst!"

Li Yuan smiled and looked at the extremely lively snow field at this time, and said while watching the play: "I tell everyone, the first thing is to arm yourself well, and it's the kind of arming to the teeth!"

Studio.

"Although what the anchor said is a bit exaggerated...but I can understand what the anchor means by looking at the friends beside the anchor."

"If before today, the anchor said that snowball fights should be armed to the teeth, I would not believe it, but... I will definitely wear a mask when I fight snowballs in the future."

"And it's two floors!"

Li Yuan: "Everyone, remember that the clothes and trousers must be as close as possible, and the neck collar and trousers must be tied as tightly as possible! If it doesn't work, just tie them with rubber bands!"

"Gloves needless to say, this is an important weapon that can decide who laughs in the end! If your hands are numb from the cold first, you must be the one who suffers."

"And the five-finger gloves must be strangled at the cuffs to ensure that the autumn clothes are in the long johns, the woolen vest is in the wool trousers, the sweater is in the outer trousers, the legs of the long johns and wool trousers are in the socks, and the outer trouser legs are in the boots."

Studio.

"too exaggerated……"

"Sure enough, he has a lot of experience."

"I finally found the reason why my clothes get soaked every time I have a snowball fight. There are so many places where snow can enter. I have learned..."

"What about the anchor's second point?"

"Yes, yes, tell us something else!"

Li Yuan: "Didn't I just say that? This snowball fight is a team game, so the second point is not to be alone!"

"Fighting alone must mean the one who was buried! This little partner, you have to find it before the battle, and it's best to be able to divide the work."

Studio.

"Division of labor?"

"Snowball fights are enough, what kind of work do you need?"

Li Yuan: "Of course there is. One person rolls the snowball, one person transports the snowball, and then one person needs to be in charge of the charge, and one person is left to seize the opportunity to sneak attack. Only in this way can the hit rate be the highest! When you divide the work, you must not Forget that the person responsible for rolling the snowball must occupy the most favorable terrain, that is, the place where the snow is thick.”

"Only in this way can we ensure a continuous supply of snowballs and provide a solid foundation for our counterattack. And we must try our best to choose an environment with support in the rear to prevent the enemy's sneak attack. But everyone pay attention, we must be optimistic about the distribution position , don't accidentally hurt your own people..."

"In addition, everyone must pay attention. Although the name is called snowball fights, it is not just for fighting. You must find the right opportunity to bury people. This is the critical blow of snowball fights!"

"When the snowball is not particularly sticky, you have to learn to get close before attacking. Because if it is not sticky, it is likely to cause the snowball to scatter during the throwing process. Such a snowball has no lethality."

"It's an old saying, if you don't play well in snowball fights, it means you're not close enough. So everyone must get as close as possible to the opponent, throw the snowball hard at the opponent at close range, and at the same time keep up with the momentum : Let your skin! Then, kill with one blow!"

(End of this chapter)