Liu Guangfu of Siheyuan is a bit bad

Chapter 9 [9] Unexpectedly, you are such Liu Guangtian! !

Good guy, stick stem really deserves to be the one who loves me the most, Liu, who has contributed so much anger to me alone! !

Is it really good to be so angry at a young age? Isn't it afraid that young people will get high blood pressure if they are so angry?

You must not have high blood pressure, stick stem, or I will have to break up with you, after all, you are so angry, if I get angry with you, you will have to burp...

Of course, these are not the most important. The most important thing is that if you have high blood pressure, where can I find someone who can love (hate) me like you.

Therefore, in order to continue to provide me with love (hate), you must live a good life, preferably until you are 190 years old, until I don’t want to be angry, and we have to spend a lifetime together.

After muttering something in his heart, Liu Guangfu immediately looked at the anger points he collected today, and chose ten consecutive draws with a smile on his face! !
At the same time, in my heart, I silently said thanks to Sha Zhu, Qin Huairu, Jia Zhang, and Bang Geng's family of four for their selfless sponsorship! !
【叮~抽奖成功，恭喜宿主获得钱五毛，牛奶X1、饼干X2、苹果X1，无穷鸡腿X2、棒棒糖X2、大白兔奶糖X1】

[Ding, congratulations to the host for drawing ten consecutive draws, starting an unexpected lucky reward, and getting two super egg-laying hens known as [egg-laying machines]. 】

"There are special rewards in this lottery??"

After being surprised for a while, Liu Guangfu didn't open the food and fifty cents, and went there to check what the old hen called the egg-laying machine was.

[Egg-laying machine]; the egg-laying machine, besides eating, only loves to lay eggs. I was born to lay eggs and live to lay eggs. I am an egg-laying machine. As long as you feed me, I will lay eggs for you, and I only lay eggs without shit Hey, it can lay up to 4~7 eggs a day, remember not to eat the egg-laying machine itself, its meat is highly poisonous, not fatal but will last a lifetime.

After reading the instructions of the egg-laying machine, Liu Guangfu felt his eyes light up. One egg-laying machine can produce four eggs a day, and two can produce eight eggs a day.

With such a speed of laying eggs, he can't turn his head and make his second uncle eat eggs to the point of fear.

At that time, boil eggs for him in the morning, scrambled eggs for him at noon, poached eggs for him at night, and tea eggs for supper, so that he will smell of eggs when he eats them, and the smell of eggs will stink when he farts.

After happily fantasizing about the scene where his second uncle's farts smell like eggs, Liu Guangfu couldn't help but flicked it to Liu Guangtian who was smiling, as a way of celebrating.

"Oh, oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts. What are you doing, brother, you want to kill your brother, right?" After sitting up in pain, Liu Guangtian just stood there covering the wounded part, with a stern look on his face. Looking at Liu Guangfu in pain, he said.

"Keep your voice down, I'll give you an apple to eat, and are you disgusting? People like Jia Zhang, you are also...disgusting, are you disgusting?" Facing Liu Guangtian who was sitting up, Liu Guangfu directly tore open an infinite chicken leg , stuffed his mouth and said.

"Meat? Chicken legs!!"

After picking up the chicken leg and gnawing it, Liu Guangtian actually asked Liu Guangfu if he wanted to play him; "Enen is delicious, brother, do you like to play it? As long as you give the chicken leg, you can play it a few more times!!"

"It's disgusting, can you see those things? Uh, don't talk about it, I get goosebumps when I talk about it." After pushing Liu Guangtian in disgust, Liu Guangfu was there holding another chicken leg Sitting by the window and gnawed up.

"Don't talk nonsense, I saw it by accident. I saw Qin Huairu and Yushui by accident when I went to see them."

Speaking of previous scandals, Liu Guangtian couldn't help but get goosebumps all over his body, so he quickly waved his hand to end the topic, and asked where Liu Guangfu's chicken legs came from; "Brother, where did your chicken legs come from? The old hen that Xu Damao lost, you probably took it away, right?"

"Liu Guangtian, although you are my elder brother, I will take care of you like a younger brother from today on, as long as you obey me obediently, I can guarantee that you will not be beaten by our father, and you can often eat delicious food. food."

After saying that he would take care of Liu Guangtian like his younger brother in the future, Liu Guangfu, seeing that he had finished eating the chicken legs, immediately took out a pack of biscuits for him and stuffed his mouth; One point, so that when the stick grows up, the two of us together won't be able to beat one person!!"

Hearing Liu Guangfu's words, Liu Guangtian was stunned, because he actually felt that his younger brother Liu Guangfu's words seemed, seemed, quite reasonable.

When he was the elder brother taking care of Liu Guangfu, the younger brother, the two brothers were directly in a difficult situation. They had to be beaten at home all day, and it was shameless to go out. In addition, they often had enough food and clothing. Like a wild child.

And since Liu Guangfu stood up against his second uncle today, the two brothers not only ate eggs and peanuts on the dinner table, but also ate silly stewed chicken at the compound meeting just now. It's time to eat delicious chicken leg biscuits for supper, and the most important thing is that the second uncle is still afraid to beat his two brothers.

Thinking of this, Liu Guangtian, who was eating biscuits, put his arms around Liu Guangfu's shoulders, nodded and said, "In the future, you will use your brain and I will work hard. You can go wherever you say, and you will definitely not hit Yan Jie if you say you want to fight with sticks." mine!!"

"Well, eat quickly, and go to bed when you are full. Tomorrow morning, we will ask the second uncle for money to buy two old hens to raise, so that our family does not have to eat eggs like eating dragon meat. We have to go through the second uncle. You can only eat according to the instructions of the uncle." Liu Guangfu who was drinking milk, after passing half of the milk to Liu Guangtian, urged him to finish eating and go to sleep.

"it is good."

After saying hello to Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangtian quickly ate what was in his hand, then returned the trash to Liu Guangfu, and then went back to bed directly to sleep.

But after not sleeping for a long time, Liu Guangtian started acting like a monster there. He whispered in Liu Guangfu's ear, "Brother, Qin Huairu is not good-looking, but He Yushui is beautiful and clean..."

"Liu Guangtian, if you tell me such nonsense again, I will kick you under the bed later, and tell the uncle to let him give you a click..." I was worried that Liu Guangtian would cause accidents if he always opened the window , Liu Guangfu threatened him right there.

After smiling back to Liu Guangfu for a few words, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu squeezed together and fell asleep; "Brother, you must be told, otherwise I will have to squat to go to the toilet in the future, and you told the uncle For the sake of face, I will silence you too, hahaha..."

(End of this chapter)