money game

Chapter 17 The Three Laws of Private Money!
Hearing this, Sun Tao immediately burst out laughing, shaking his head back and forth.

He patted the table and yelled, "Absolute! It's a must!"

Just hide a private house money, and pay back the whole tall saying, what is it called "war without gunpowder smoke"?
Isn't this funny?
Jiang Hong listened carefully without interrupting.

Chen Ming and Fu Jiahai looked calm, looking at Sun Tao as if they were a fool.

Young, Old Sun is still too young!
do not understand anything!

After you get married, you have to suffer!
"Old Jiang, your attitude is right! This fool, Old Sun, just doesn't understand anything and doesn't think about himself. Life is too careless."

"I don't even bother to talk about him! It's you, Lao Jiang, a child can be taught! Just after getting married, I understand the crucial thing of hiding money!"

"Since you are so smart, brother will tell you a few heartfelt words."

Fu Jiahai's attitude was extremely serious, like an old professor giving a lecture.

"My method of hiding private money is something that Lao Chen and I have been pondering day and night for a long time, and finally figured it out!"

"Although it may not be perfect, it is already applicable to most situations! Today, I will pass it on to you!"

While talking, Fu Jiahai didn't care about Sun Tao yelling "You guys are trying to laugh at me to death! You're still fucking passing it on, I'm laughing like crazy!", and solemnly took out a note pad from his pocket.

Jiang Hong: "..."

"Should I take some notes?"

Chen Ming patted his shoulder.

"Some things, if you can keep them in your mind, keep them in your mind! Otherwise, if your family finds out...it will be a disaster!"

"Old Jiang, your memory has always been better than ours, so I believe you can remember it."

After speaking, he nodded towards Fu Jiahai.

Indicated that Fu Jiahai could speak.

"Old Chen and I named this method of hiding private money... the three laws of private money!"

"As long as your own situation is satisfied with these three laws, then your private money is temporarily safe!"

"Crack" a loud noise...

Sun Tao on the other side was trembling because of laughing, and fell directly from the chair to the ground. He fell and ate shit, but he was still laughing.

"Why do you two have too much without drinking? Do you want to order a few more dishes?"

Both ignored him.

Even Jiang Hong just stretched out his arm to help Sun Tao up, but his attention was always on Lao Fu.

"Old Fu, you continue."

Fu Jiahai stretched out a finger.

"First, remember that private money cannot be stored in online banking! Don't think that saving a number is safe!"

"Whether it's Alipay or V Letter, it's not safe!"

"Because the numbers inside are very easy to check! Even bank cards may not be absolutely safe, because when you apply for a bank card, you need to leave your identity information."

"You can easily find out which cards you have applied for."

"Some banks will send you push notifications like crazy every now and then! There is no way to stop this kind of push, and it is easy to leave traces after a long time!"

"Once it doesn't match the card on your face, it will be very easy to attract suspicion. Your wife will naturally think that you have a ghost! If there is no ghost, why do you have an extra bank card?"

Fu Jiahai seemed to be doing spy training, he didn't even realize that what he said was really really funny...

"After many experiments by our brothers, cash is definitely the safest! In this day and age, many people don't have much idea of ​​how much cash is more or less!"

"This is the best time to hide money! So, remember this, hide cash in everything, then you have already succeeded in half!"

Sun Tao smiled, and suddenly felt a sense of ignorance.

These two people really put in a lot of effort, and what they said actually sounded a bit reasonable...

seriously?
But he still wanted to laugh.

Fu Jiahai stretched out his second finger.

"Second, have your own 'safe zone'!"

"Creating your own safe zone is very important! According to important big data, 90.00% of men who don't have their own safe zone have a shockingly low happiness index after marriage!"

"In the early stages of marriage, you have to instill an idea, your hobbies, into your wife!"

"It's best if it's only your hobby. If this hobby is the same as your wife's, then change it quickly!"

"For example, what I said to my wife is, I like to play pool, I have to play pool one day every weekend, at least five times a month."

"And what Old Chen said was, go to the gym to keep fit!"

"But do I really like playing pool?" He turned to look at Chen Ming. "Do you like working out?"

The two shook their heads at the same time.

"of course not."

"But I have a lifetime VIP card for the billiard hall at home, there are a lot of pool cues and equipment, and there is even a poster of Ding Junh at home!"

"And Lao Chen's home has a lot of fitness equipment, dumbbells of various sizes, treadmills, rowing machines, etc., and a systematic fitness schedule."

"That's called, do a full set of acting! You have to do it to the point where you even believe in yourself!"

Jiang Hong only felt his head move closer.

Turning his head, he was almost taken aback.

I saw Sun Tao sitting next to him very seriously.

Listen carefully.

Still nodded from time to time.

Really, I almost took out a pen to take notes.

Jiang Hong:? ? ?
Don't call Sun Tao Sun Tao anymore, just call him Zhen Xiang Tao!

Fu Jiahai's "private money lessons" are still going on.

"The billiards hall and the gymnasium are the safe areas for the two of us. We can use this excuse at any time, which can not only solve at least 80.00% of life problems."

"Also, that's the best place for us to hide our money."

"Sometimes, it is really not suitable to hide money at home, because it may not be safe wherever it is hidden."

"But this unique hobby of yours is something that your wife doesn't have. So except for the newlywed Yaner who has been getting tired of being together, under other circumstances, your wife will not be with you!"

"Then you can hide money unscrupulously in the safe zone. As long as you keep a little secret, you can easily hide a large sum of money."

third finger.

"Third, it doesn't seem very important, but it is actually the most important of the three laws."

"Don't hide money because it is small!"

"If you can hide ten yuan, you will be ten yuan. If you can hide dozens, you will be dozens! You can hide the small amount of money in various places that you think may be safe."

"Because the amount of each share is not large, even if my wife finds out, she won't think that you are hiding money from your own house, but will only think that it is money you just threw away and forgot."

"Conflicts can be avoided! But many times the key issues can be resolved!"

"For example, I want to buy a pack of cigarettes, but I have no money in my pocket, and it is not suitable to go to the safe area to withdraw money."

"How to do it?"

I have to say that Fu Jiahai is really talented in lecturing.

Speak vividly and vividly, saliva flying everywhere.

It is really a loss not to be a gold medal lecturer.

Jiang Hong and Sun Tao listened with great interest.

"If you ask for it directly, my wife will not give it."

"They all think that if they smoke less, it will nourish their lungs, and if they drink less alcohol, it won't hurt their liver. Unless she is in a very good mood, you won't come out."

"But a man, what kind of man is he if he doesn't smoke or drink?"

"At this time, the private money you hide with a small amount of individual shares but densely packed will be able to play a role! This rule is really, really important!! Focus! Be sure to remember!"

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