All worlds start from leaves

Chapter 87 No!it's your handkerchief

Darui was very sad, very sad, very sad.

Ever since he was humiliated by Namikaze and Sarutobi Hiruzen, he hardly ever went out of the house, and only at night would he rely on his super-high moving speed to roam the streets and alleys of Konoha, hoping to find It will be the secret weapon to blow up the mountains that day.

It's a pity that it's been a whole week, and he has made no progress. In complete despair, one morning in Konoha, a closed door finally opened, and a man with messy hair and black eyes comparable to Gaara walked out from the inside. purple man.

"What would the guests like?"

"One bowl of soup, two herring sushi."

"Okay! Customer wait a moment~."

Sitting blankly in a breakfast shop, Darui felt that his spirit had reached the verge of collapse.

The three of his subordinates have been missing since the first night, and then they were thrown into the room in the early morning. When they were found, they were already dead, and he would be interrogated by Konoha's Anbu, as if the dead were Konoha's. same as people.

This is no longer a humiliation, but a declaration of war!
But the more Konoha is like this, the more guilty he is, the more he has no confidence in his country and village, so he can only bear it, shrinking his head like a bastard and quietly waiting for Konoha, the crocodile, to lose his mind about him.

"Guest, your herring sushi and soup are here~, can I put them here for you?"

"random."

Darui's eyes were blank, looking at the fish eye in the herring sushi in front of him, he felt as if it was him.

"Then the guest eats first, if necessary, just call me at any time."

"Whatever you want,... hey! Boss, wait!"

Feeling inexplicable, Darui stopped the owner of the breakfast shop who was going to continue his work, and suddenly asked in a thought that he thought was absurd: "Boss, do you know what happened to the thing that exploded in your village that day?" What?"

It's just that after asking, I suddenly felt that I was a sand sculpture, how could a commoner be the secret weapon of the high-level Konoha?
This is simply a fantasy!
As for Darui's question, the boss replied naturally: "I know, why don't I know."

It's just that Darui, who was completely immersed in his fantasy, sighed deeply.

"Ugh!"

"You really don't know?"

It seemed that he felt that he was already schizophrenic, and he didn't dare to struggle with it anymore. He took a sip of soup slowly, trying to calm down his shock.

"But, I know! Everyone in Konoha knows!" The boss looked puzzled.

puff~
Cough cough cough cough...

A mouthful of soup had just entered his throat, and he finally heard the breakfast shop owner's words clearly. Darui spewed out most of the soup, and the rest was poured into the lungs along the trachea.

Seeing his guest suddenly choked, the owner of the breakfast shop quickly patted his back to clear it up, and at the same time asked frightenedly, "Guest, guest, are you okay, are you okay?"

With his small business, if the other party choked to death here, it would be really justifiable.

"No, cough, cough, cough! It's all right." Gritting his teeth, Darui suppressed the discomfort in his lungs, staring at the owner of the breakfast shop, his eyes lit up and said: "Boss, did you just say you knew? "

Finding that the other party was fine, the owner of the breakfast shop also regained his composure, so he said again as a matter of course: "That's necessary, half a month ago when we, Hokage-sama, used gunpowder for the first time, we informed you, our Konoha announcement The notice is still there."

"what!!!"

Standing up abruptly, Darui's eyes were wide open, and then he walked out suddenly, but he thought of something again, so he asked again: "Boss, you know that cough, cough, cough, what is the weakness of gunpowder?" ?"

"I heard that Hokage-sama posted it three days ago, but I didn't read it, and I didn't bother to find out... Hey! Guest! Guest! You haven't paid yet!"

When he found out that someone was eating Bawang meal, the owner of the breakfast shop rushed to catch up, but Darui was so fast that he disappeared into the crowd almost instantly.

"Hi! Is Konoha New Police Department? Someone here eats the overlord's meal, ... yes, appearance? ... Mmm, a bit ugly, the skin is purple, and now it is probably going to the bulletin board. ... Okay ok, bye."

With the popularization of the Internet, the telephone is naturally popularized by the way.

After making a complaint call to Konoha's new police department, the owner of the breakfast shop continued to greet other people.

At this time, in less than a minute, Darui had already arrived in front of Konoha's bulletin board.

"Hahaha cough cough cough cough, ha ha ha ha, it turns out to be like cough cough, that's it! Ha ha..."

Looking at the various introductions about gunpowder, under the eyes of a group of people looking at fools, Darui laughed wildly, but when he smiled, he shed tears.

Finally, I couldn't control my emotions anymore, and cried out with a wow while weeping.

Just because of such a ghost, I got up in the middle of the night and ran around every day, my three teammates were brutally murdered by Konoha, I lived a life that was neither human nor ghost, and I was worrying and exhausting for a whole week! ! !
But!But even if he was beaten to death, Konoha would have announced it a long time ago!
Thinking of the three dead teammates, Darui cried even more sadly, coughing from time to time.

After crying for a long time, Darui felt a little tired at some point, so he knelt down on the ground and began to tell his grievances.

"Dadamo, captain, I'm sorry, I'm sorry~~~,"

"Ohh Ohh ohh…"

"Hey! Sasuke, brother-in-law, Hinata, come and see, that big villain was crying that day, hahahahahahaha."

There are more and more people around, because they are afraid that this is a lunatic and afraid of being bitten, so they surrounded the city from a distance to watch, and let Naruto, who came out to play alone, see it.

Quickly turned on the mobile phone that he had just bought, and pulled a group of friends into the room, Naruto started the first live broadcast of the ninja world.

As Naruto's dog friend, Inuzuka Ya was also given this kind of phone call, and now he looked gloating: "Wow⊙⊙! It looks like he is crying very sad! Naruto, go give him a handkerchief? Want it? With pepper, Chaotian pepper, thank you."

Hinata: "It's annoying, but he looks so sad!"

Ino: "He looks so ugly when he cries!"

Sasuke: "Cut! Childish, what's so interesting!"

Neji: "He deserves it!!!"

"Uncle, your handkerchief." Naruto was kind, and after hearing Inuzuka Ya's bad idea, he quickly found props from nowhere.

Kneaded the Chaotian pepper evenly into the handkerchief, washed his hands and put on gloves, walked to Darui's side with his hands and feet, and handed over the treated handkerchief.

"No! It's your handkerchief! Quack quack quack."

In the video, Inuzuka Ya laughs wildly while covering his stomach, and at the same time utters this classic line that has been widely circulated.

"Uncle?" Realizing that Darui hadn't reacted yet, Naruto pointed at him with his finger and said, "Uncle, here's your handkerchief."

"Thank you, cough, cough, thank you." Coughing, Darui took the handkerchief and wiped it on his face.

Seeing that the other party was really wiping tears like this, Inuzuka Ya immediately said with experience: "Naruto, run quickly, or you will be beaten!"

"The last time I did this, my ass was spanked by a young lady. After I got home, my sister hung me up and beat me again."

"Bah! Cowardly move!!!"

Naruto looks down on his dog friend, which is simply embarrassing.

"It's a man, don't talk about running away!"

"My brother said that crying and crying is what women do! My brother also said that to be a real man, you must persevere until the end, and you must persist with medlar in your mouth. You can't lose to a woman!"

"Just this kind of girls, I can pick ten!"

"Ah~!!!.... Brat!!!" Darui was finally awake under the effect of the chili pepper. At this time, his eyes were swollen instantly by the heat, and there were only two slits left to look at the bleak life. These two seams are still mostly occupied by tears.

"I want to cough, cough, kill, cough, kill you!!!"

"Cough cough cough cough? Eh? Uncle, why are you coughing so badly?"

(End of this chapter)