All worlds start from leaves
Chapter 380 Let Me Introduce You To My Boyfriend
Chapter 380 Let Me Introduce You To My Boyfriend
If you want to kill me, I'm afraid you can't do it...
If you want to kill me, I'm afraid you can't do it...
So, who gave you the courage?
Have you also mastered the beginning and end of the universe, and understood the secrets of death and life?
Looking at Carl, Li Ziji seemed to be looking at a mentally handicapped person.
It's just that Karl said it doesn't matter, how can ordinary people understand the true meaning of science?How can you understand your own greatness?
Standing there, something called science and faith kept bursting out in Karl: "At the end of the universe, life was born because of it. Under countless coincidences, the concept of life and death appeared in the world. When one day someone masters After these two concepts, life is death, and death is another kind of new life?"
Oh, MMP, that makes sense.
Cover your eyes, so as not to be stabbed by the dazzling light that Carl suddenly pretended to be at this moment.
You are so good, why don't you go out?
Life is death, and death is life. Why don't you say that form is emptiness and form?Finally, let me say Namo Amitabha?Presumably, those guys who specialize in joy Zen are very welcome to join a sissy like you with thin skin and tender flesh who looks like a girl.
"So, God of Earth, do you understand? I..."
"Stop, stop!" Stopping Carl from continuing to pretend, Li Ziji asked seriously, "You said I couldn't kill you, right?"
"It can be said, because death is the beginning of life for me..."
Pa~!
Before Karl could finish speaking, Li Ziji slapped him with a slap.
Let you pretend to be aggressive, or pretend in front of me, heh!I really think of myself as a person, a thing...
"Hiss~! Sure, there are really some tricks!"
Looking at Carl, Li Ziji was shocked.
Although I didn't use much force in that slap just now, Karl didn't resist at all. Normally speaking, he could completely slap it into a pulp.
As a result, Karl was shot directly, and he was not dead yet, which is a bit interesting.
"How? God of the Earth."
"It's really resistant to beating!" Li Ziji nodded, indicating that Karl in this state is a good partner for training.
"Resistance to beating? You really still don't understand what I mean, this universe..."
Snapped!
Li Ziji from the universe was not interested in listening, because it must be pretending, so when Carl hadn't finished speaking, Li Ziji slapped it down again, and slapped it up again.
Appearing again, Karl still smiled and said: "God of the Earth, you are very talented in the void, why don't we work together..."
Pa~!
"Can you stop for a moment? Let's sit down and discuss Xu..."
Pa~!
"God of the earth, you are too much, if you continue like this, I..."
Pa~!
"God of the Earth! Don't be too..." (angry)
Pa~!
"God of the earth, you are too..." (anger-like)
Pa~!
"Li Ziji! You..." (with an unending look)
Pa~!
"... "
Snapped……..
At this time, watching Li Ziji stretch out his hand and slap him, then Carl disappeared directly, then continued to appear beeps, and then was slapped away again, and this cycle repeated, the monster insects on one side were frightened for a while.
Sure enough, it is right to be cowardly!
Because I was very cowardly, I was not shot to death, the world, you are so beautiful.
Li Ziji didn't remember exactly how much time passed, but in his memory, Karl had already been shot thousands of times by him.
Thousands of times, every time he was not allowed to say a complete sentence, Karl went from being annoyed→angry→extremely angry→undead→crazy→despair at the beginning to this demented salty fish now.
Who am I and where am I?what am i doing
After being broken up by Li Ziji thousands of times, the most important thing is that he never said a complete sentence. Karl has been completely overwhelmed.
Let's fight, I will lose if I can kill him, let's see who gets tired first.
Finally, after Karl appeared again, Li Ziji didn't continue to attack, and it took a while for Karl from Salted Fish to realize that he... didn't seem to be broken up?
"What? Tired of beating? Stop beating?"
"No," looking at Carl who was very helpless and speechless at this moment, Li Ziji stretched out his right hand, popped out his index finger, and shook it gently.
"It's just that after beating for so long, the previous anger has almost disappeared, and I plan to come once so hard that I will kill you directly, so don't think too much."
"Oh, whatever."
Rolling his eyes, Karl discounted Hache and sat there, looking like he was letting the king do whatever he wanted, and the monster worm was drooling while watching.
As a queen at the time, Mo Chong said that she was also a good harem at the time...There are countless male creatures. Although they disappeared in the void later, they have changed their bodies and are still single, but their souls have not changed!
she!Still the queen!When you see a handsome man, of course you have to show due respect, right?
"Boss?"
"En~? What's the matter?"
"Well, is he very weak now? Is it easy to control?"
"Overthinking." Li Ziji explained: "This guy completely turned his body into void particles, and then hid it at the junction of void and reality. Although his real body cannot appear, his technology is very powerful. , give him a few minutes to breathe, he is enough to create a four-generation god body that suits him."
"Oh," sighed sadly, and the monster said in frustration, "That means I can't let him become my harem? It's so uncomfortable."
Li Ziji: ...Humans and insects really have different ways of thinking!
Carl: "You! You! Why do you humiliate me like this!!!"
MDA!I am a god!God!You worm want me to be your harem?Ah!Except for the main room, bah!Not even in the main room!What if you are infected with some terrible gene?
Regarding Karl's trembling with anger at this time, Li Ziji directly expressed his position.
"I'm sorry, Carl, I have nothing to do with the harem. All I want to do is beat you to death, but I don't want to make you so beautiful before you die."
Although it is true that there may be countless harems in the past, the aura of the body is pure after heavy work, but there is no intercourse at all... I don’t have any men at all, how can I take advantage of Karl?
After all, the number of males on the earth has decreased sharply due to the war, especially Mr. Chuang, who is a good man of God, has been reduced to the point of peeping on the angel's little sister. How can this make Li Ziji, the boss of the earth, feel embarrassed?
and so…
"Demon worm, it's not billions of years ago now. What is advocated now is the good fashion of monogamy, that is to say, you can only have one man in the future, and you can't steal other people's husbands, understand?"
"Monogamy?" Mo Chong's eyes widened, completely incredulous, but seeing Li Ziji's serious expression, he finally lowered his head to show that he knew.
In this regard, Li Ziji expressed his satisfaction.
So he slapped Carl directly.
Pa~!
An indescribable fluctuation appeared, and several void particles in Karl's incarnation were slapped out by Li Ziji.
Carl: Who am I?Why is this happening?
Unfortunately, before he could speak, he was directly absorbed by a big tree that appeared out of nowhere, and then disappeared without a trace.
"So, Devil, how about I be a matchmaker for you? Absolutely strong man."
"really?"
"True than gold, but your name... change it? After all, you will be a human from Earth in the future, so you must have an earth name, right?"
(End of this chapter)
If you want to kill me, I'm afraid you can't do it...
If you want to kill me, I'm afraid you can't do it...
So, who gave you the courage?
Have you also mastered the beginning and end of the universe, and understood the secrets of death and life?
Looking at Carl, Li Ziji seemed to be looking at a mentally handicapped person.
It's just that Karl said it doesn't matter, how can ordinary people understand the true meaning of science?How can you understand your own greatness?
Standing there, something called science and faith kept bursting out in Karl: "At the end of the universe, life was born because of it. Under countless coincidences, the concept of life and death appeared in the world. When one day someone masters After these two concepts, life is death, and death is another kind of new life?"
Oh, MMP, that makes sense.
Cover your eyes, so as not to be stabbed by the dazzling light that Carl suddenly pretended to be at this moment.
You are so good, why don't you go out?
Life is death, and death is life. Why don't you say that form is emptiness and form?Finally, let me say Namo Amitabha?Presumably, those guys who specialize in joy Zen are very welcome to join a sissy like you with thin skin and tender flesh who looks like a girl.
"So, God of Earth, do you understand? I..."
"Stop, stop!" Stopping Carl from continuing to pretend, Li Ziji asked seriously, "You said I couldn't kill you, right?"
"It can be said, because death is the beginning of life for me..."
Pa~!
Before Karl could finish speaking, Li Ziji slapped him with a slap.
Let you pretend to be aggressive, or pretend in front of me, heh!I really think of myself as a person, a thing...
"Hiss~! Sure, there are really some tricks!"
Looking at Carl, Li Ziji was shocked.
Although I didn't use much force in that slap just now, Karl didn't resist at all. Normally speaking, he could completely slap it into a pulp.
As a result, Karl was shot directly, and he was not dead yet, which is a bit interesting.
"How? God of the Earth."
"It's really resistant to beating!" Li Ziji nodded, indicating that Karl in this state is a good partner for training.
"Resistance to beating? You really still don't understand what I mean, this universe..."
Snapped!
Li Ziji from the universe was not interested in listening, because it must be pretending, so when Carl hadn't finished speaking, Li Ziji slapped it down again, and slapped it up again.
Appearing again, Karl still smiled and said: "God of the Earth, you are very talented in the void, why don't we work together..."
Pa~!
"Can you stop for a moment? Let's sit down and discuss Xu..."
Pa~!
"God of the earth, you are too much, if you continue like this, I..."
Pa~!
"God of the Earth! Don't be too..." (angry)
Pa~!
"God of the earth, you are too..." (anger-like)
Pa~!
"Li Ziji! You..." (with an unending look)
Pa~!
"... "
Snapped……..
At this time, watching Li Ziji stretch out his hand and slap him, then Carl disappeared directly, then continued to appear beeps, and then was slapped away again, and this cycle repeated, the monster insects on one side were frightened for a while.
Sure enough, it is right to be cowardly!
Because I was very cowardly, I was not shot to death, the world, you are so beautiful.
Li Ziji didn't remember exactly how much time passed, but in his memory, Karl had already been shot thousands of times by him.
Thousands of times, every time he was not allowed to say a complete sentence, Karl went from being annoyed→angry→extremely angry→undead→crazy→despair at the beginning to this demented salty fish now.
Who am I and where am I?what am i doing
After being broken up by Li Ziji thousands of times, the most important thing is that he never said a complete sentence. Karl has been completely overwhelmed.
Let's fight, I will lose if I can kill him, let's see who gets tired first.
Finally, after Karl appeared again, Li Ziji didn't continue to attack, and it took a while for Karl from Salted Fish to realize that he... didn't seem to be broken up?
"What? Tired of beating? Stop beating?"
"No," looking at Carl who was very helpless and speechless at this moment, Li Ziji stretched out his right hand, popped out his index finger, and shook it gently.
"It's just that after beating for so long, the previous anger has almost disappeared, and I plan to come once so hard that I will kill you directly, so don't think too much."
"Oh, whatever."
Rolling his eyes, Karl discounted Hache and sat there, looking like he was letting the king do whatever he wanted, and the monster worm was drooling while watching.
As a queen at the time, Mo Chong said that she was also a good harem at the time...There are countless male creatures. Although they disappeared in the void later, they have changed their bodies and are still single, but their souls have not changed!
she!Still the queen!When you see a handsome man, of course you have to show due respect, right?
"Boss?"
"En~? What's the matter?"
"Well, is he very weak now? Is it easy to control?"
"Overthinking." Li Ziji explained: "This guy completely turned his body into void particles, and then hid it at the junction of void and reality. Although his real body cannot appear, his technology is very powerful. , give him a few minutes to breathe, he is enough to create a four-generation god body that suits him."
"Oh," sighed sadly, and the monster said in frustration, "That means I can't let him become my harem? It's so uncomfortable."
Li Ziji: ...Humans and insects really have different ways of thinking!
Carl: "You! You! Why do you humiliate me like this!!!"
MDA!I am a god!God!You worm want me to be your harem?Ah!Except for the main room, bah!Not even in the main room!What if you are infected with some terrible gene?
Regarding Karl's trembling with anger at this time, Li Ziji directly expressed his position.
"I'm sorry, Carl, I have nothing to do with the harem. All I want to do is beat you to death, but I don't want to make you so beautiful before you die."
Although it is true that there may be countless harems in the past, the aura of the body is pure after heavy work, but there is no intercourse at all... I don’t have any men at all, how can I take advantage of Karl?
After all, the number of males on the earth has decreased sharply due to the war, especially Mr. Chuang, who is a good man of God, has been reduced to the point of peeping on the angel's little sister. How can this make Li Ziji, the boss of the earth, feel embarrassed?
and so…
"Demon worm, it's not billions of years ago now. What is advocated now is the good fashion of monogamy, that is to say, you can only have one man in the future, and you can't steal other people's husbands, understand?"
"Monogamy?" Mo Chong's eyes widened, completely incredulous, but seeing Li Ziji's serious expression, he finally lowered his head to show that he knew.
In this regard, Li Ziji expressed his satisfaction.
So he slapped Carl directly.
Pa~!
An indescribable fluctuation appeared, and several void particles in Karl's incarnation were slapped out by Li Ziji.
Carl: Who am I?Why is this happening?
Unfortunately, before he could speak, he was directly absorbed by a big tree that appeared out of nowhere, and then disappeared without a trace.
"So, Devil, how about I be a matchmaker for you? Absolutely strong man."
"really?"
"True than gold, but your name... change it? After all, you will be a human from Earth in the future, so you must have an earth name, right?"
(End of this chapter)
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