All worlds start from leaves

Chapter 277 Kunpeng Banquet

"This monkey head is really big."

Seeing the monkey standing up shaking its head after being hit by a lampstand by the old gentleman on Huaguo Mountain, the Jade Emperor of Lingxiao Palace laughed.

In Li Ziji's view, it was a kind of gloating smile.

Thinking about Laojun's Bajing Palace being thieves, such a happy event, how could it not make people happy.

"Your Majesty, please see the land of the Peach Garden outside the hall."

"Oh? It seems that he found out that his boss has run away. This is to make a small report." The Jade Emperor said confidently: "Come in, all the immortals will take a look with me, look at this little old man How to accuse that monkey, hahahahahahaha."

For a while, there was a brisk voice from Lingxiao Palace.

"Your Majesty~!"

"It's the land, why did you come in on your knees? I've already figured out the monkey thing, so why such a big gift?"

After all, he is an old man from the Heavenly Court. Seeing that the land crawled in on his knees like that, the Jade Emperor, who wanted to read a joke, opened his mouth quickly, but the land pressed his head firmly against the floor of the hall, not daring to lift it up.

"Your Majesty, my servant is sorry~!"

"Don't cry and cry, it's just a monkey break-in, it has nothing to do with you, get up and talk."

"Your Majesty understands~, it is indeed the monkey who did it at this time, and it was not the deliberate fault of the minister, Your Majesty understands~"

"Get up and talk."

"I dare not! Your Majesty, my minister, I am ashamed..."

The land of Pantaoyuan was so determined that he could not get up on the ground. The Jade Emperor, who was at the top, suffered from headaches for some reason.

Shaking the messy thoughts out of his mind, the original thoughts of watching a lively joke were also extinguished.

"Get up and speak, I forgive you innocent."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Hearing the Jade Emperor's words, the earth, who had been trembling before, stood up quickly, which made the immortals stare blankly.

"Your Majesty is worthy of being the number one holy monarch in the ages~!"

"Pantao Garden was cleaned up by monkeys, I have already decided to die, I don't want His Majesty to be so magnanimous, I am ashamed~!"

At that moment, Li Ziji clearly saw that the Jade Emperor's hand trembled.

"What do you mean? The Peach Garden was cleaned up by monkeys?"

"Didn't Your Majesty forgive the minister for his dereliction of duty before? Don't you know?"

In Li Ziji's eyes, the Jade Emperor's hands trembled completely.

Suppressing the depression in his heart, he turned his head to look at Li Ziji and the other cooks.

"Jishi, did you plan to pick flat peaches for this banquet?"

At this time, the Jade Emperor was like a drowning man grabbing a straw. Although he knew that Li Ziji and others would not go to the Peach Garden to pick peaches without his own warrant, he still hoped that a miracle would happen.

then…

No miracle happened.

"I've never been there. I've never eaten flat peaches. They're probably similar to raw fruits, so they're not suitable for cooking."

"Come here! Come here! Catch the monkey for me, catch the monkey!!!"

In the next moment, the Lingxiao Palace let out a huge roar, as if killing a relative and taking a wife for a good deed.

"Your Majesty calm down~!"

"Quiet your anger, calm your anger, how do you want me to calm down? Ah~?"

"There are a lot of immortals who have reached their birthdays. If you can't share the peaches at this peach festival, have you ever thought how many low-level immortals will die because of it? Ah~?"

At this moment, the Jade Emperor was really angry.

Although he really wanted to abdicate, but at this time he was still the master of the three realms. If the spiritual leaders of all the immortals really let so many immortals in heaven die like this, it would be more embarrassing than the destruction of the Peach Festival.

Although Jinxian Da Neng has a thick skin, he is also very valuable. It would be really aggrieved if he lost all face by a monkey.

Seeing Wu Ya knelt down in front of him, a gold-plated orb was buckled from the throne by the Jade Emperor, and he was about to kill the monkey.

"Pfft~"

Suddenly someone laughed in the silent hall, the Jade Emperor raised his hand and trembled, then glared fiercely at Dong Xiaolei, who was making fun of him, and sat there weakly with his hands down.

"Your Majesty, I would like to lead one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to eradicate monkey heads!" After the Jade Emperor seemed to be out of flames, King Tota came out among the ministers, not forgetting to express their loyalty.

It's just that the Jade Emperor just raised his eyelids, and then said lightly: "I still have important matters to discuss with Jishi Tianzun, you should step down first."

This kind of calm feeling seems to have really revealed the matter of monkey Huo Huo's peach garden.

Really unable to see what the Jade Emperor was thinking, all the immortals looked at each other for a while, bowed and retreated together, even Taibai Jinxing, who was usually the Jade Emperor's number one dog leg, did not stay behind.

"Oh! This position is really tiring."

Only Li Ziji and Dong Xiaolei were left in the main hall. There were no outsiders around, and the Jade Emperor couldn't help sighing.

"Ji Shi, you are new, you must have never seen the prosperity of the world, have you?"

"The definition of prosperity in the world is too broad, what does Patriarch mean?"

"It's like my position. You see, if you give an order to thousands of immortals, no one would dare not to obey. It's very..."

"Patriarch Jade Emperor, the disciple has something else to do, so let's go first."

Seeing the Jade Emperor's appearance of lying to a child with lollipops, Li Ziji got up and left without saying a word.

Don't think that he doesn't know the Jade Emperor's plan, but in his position, to be honest, as long as he is a golden immortal, no one can take his fancy.

It looks majestic and majestic on weekdays, but Jinxian is sitting on a long life, so how can he look at the little air ducts on the surface?Moreover, there are too many disputes about this position, which is very detrimental to practice.

In ancient times, it was this position, which caused several golden immortals to die tragically in a row, a lesson learned from others.

"Forget it, sit down first, let's not talk about this matter." Li Ziji would not fall into this evil trick, the Jade Emperor waved his hand helplessly to signal Li Ziji to sit down, and then asked: "Jishi, is Kunpeng's body still there?"

"Now, it is thousands of miles long and weighs hundreds of millions of catties, so it can be used to replace a flat peach."

Li Ziji nodded. When he left Kunpeng's body at the beginning, he said that he would use it for the Pantao Banquet, which cannot be shirked.

It's just that everyone is a golden fairy after all, even if they die, it's not easy to eat others, so everyone has tacitly let Li Ziji handle it by himself, and don't tell others that this is the legacy of the golden fairy. Just make one main course.

But today is different from the past, the theft of flat peaches will inevitably trigger some riots in the heavenly court, and having the name of Kunpeng Golden Immortal sitting in the town can calm down some bad things that are about to happen this time.

"That's good, I'm sorry for your trouble."

"Why do you need to thank Patriarch Jade Emperor?" Li Ziji said, "Although Kunpeng is said to be a powerful Jinxian, his body is too big, and the efficacy of the same amount is still inferior to that of flat peaches. This requires the help of Patriarch. Otherwise, even Jinxian The fairy meat banquet is also difficult to stop the tongues of the immortals, so that the patriarch will lose face for nothing."

"what do you need?"

"It would be the best if there is another golden fairy corpse. If not, I need some golden pills from the Taiqing Patriarch, and some green fruits from the peach garden as auxiliary materials."

"Ai~!" Sighing, the Jade Emperor nodded in response.

Leaving Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor sent someone to deliver the necessary items not long after, and the kitchen was also busy here for a while.

"Daozhang, what is Patriarch Jade Emperor thinking? Why do you feel a little moody?"

"I don't know, but it's probably because I'm tired. After all, it's very tiring to be entrusted with such an emperor. Back then, Emperor Fuxi was too godlike, but he was always plotted against in that position. We don't yearn for the feeling of dominance. , does not mean that other people do not yearn for."

(End of this chapter)