All worlds start from leaves

Chapter 275 Monkeys are made of stones and cannot be eaten

Li Ziji's reputation in the Heavenly Court was completely ruined, because what Dong Xiaolei said on the Lingxiao Palace that day caused the Jade Emperor to be furious, which triggered the first anti-corruption work in the history of the Heavenly Court Immortal World.

Although it was only about ten days back and forth, under the light of the Jade Emperor's Haotian mirror, thousands of immortals walked up to Zhuxiantai. There is a situation where chickens fly and dogs dance to immortals.

It was Dong Xiaolei who said it, and Li Ziji actually felt wronged.

But Dong Xiaolei was his maid, and no one would blame a cute girl. As the head of the family, he naturally became the top of the tank, which also made a group of seniors burst out laughing.

Well, you Jishi, don't look at you are very fierce on weekdays, why can't you say anything now?

Isn’t it capable? Come, come, let the brothers stand outside, let everyone visit and visit~.

In this regard, Li Ziji solved all of them with one answer.

Roll your eyes, disdain, get out!
I have never seen this kind of senior brother who makes trouble, his reputation has almost been ruined, and in the end, they all feel happy instead of sad, and it is enough to make things worse.

He is simply in the imperial dining room of the back kitchen of the Heavenly Court, as the boss here, and besides a group of brothers and sisters, there are only Xianjia Lishi and Xian'e in the imperial dining room, which is clean.

"came back?"

"Enen, Taoist priest, according to what you said, everything is done."

Dong Xiaolei, who had been wandering in the Heavenly Court for more than twenty days, finally showed her figure, slipped a space ring into Li Ziji's smiling eyes secretly, and then acted carefree with a normal look.

The Xian'e Lishi around him is constantly busy. At this time, the peach feast is only a few days away, and the great gods who should be invited are all on the way, and the time is not unreasonable.

Fortunately, although the current imperial dining room has undergone a major blood change, the new cabinets and immortal officials are all disciples of Wuzhuang Temple back then, they are close people to each other, and they practice the way of nature, not so There are many intrigues, and the efficiency is extremely high when acting.

Some of these disciples left earlier, and some belonged to the group of Zhen Yan.

In short, good craftsmanship makes cupboards, and those with poor craftsmanship obediently become fairy officials.

Here, the fairy official is the existence of running errands for everyone. He can be called a public servant of the fairy, which is completely different from the outside world.

Looking at a few seniors in the distance who are arranging fine wine and jade dew, and some senior sisters are walking left and right, they are quite busy, Li Ziji casually asked Dong Xiaolei: "What's the matter? I see you The expression is still a little nervous, could there be some accident on the way?"

"Is there? I've always heard Taoism, and Mount Tai collapsed in front of me and didn't change, can this be seen?"

"It can only show that your skills are insufficient and need to be improved."

"Oh." Pouted her lips, Dong Xiaolei also said calmly: "I met Monkey when I came back, he seemed to be annoyed that he was not invited to the flat peach feast, and the monkey's eyes are really a disaster, Now he is already Immortal Taiyi, if he doesn't take precautions, I will be caught."

Speaking of this, Dong Xiaolei shuddered. After many years, when she was a fairy, she was affected by the monkey's winking eyes and gave birth to a shadow, which is still unforgettable.

"And the monkey knows us. I noticed him walking this way earlier. Daoist, should we avoid it for a while? To avoid trouble if we are recognized?"

here?

Li Ziji frowned, because the Jade Emperor's Haotian mirror was always on the monkey. Rudong Xiaolei would ignore the Haotian mirror without entering the golden fairy, but once he got close to the monkey, he would be discovered.

In the early years, in order to force out Hua Niao, he appeared in front of the monkeys. This trick has not yet been eliminated, and it is like a stick in his throat.

After thinking about it for a while, Li Ziji felt that this might be an opportunity. Li Ziji shook his head and sent Dong Xiaolei to play, while he lay there lazily, not seeing any strangeness at all.

An hour or two passed, when Li Ziji was already wondering why the monkey hadn't arrived yet, suddenly bursts of shouts erupted outside, which made Li Ziji feel at ease.

"Don't be alarmed, brother, why are you panicking?"

Sitting there, Li Ziji asked loudly.

Different from the original book, in the original book, when the monkeys are at the Peach Blossom Festival, the back kitchen and the imperial dining room are only managed by some little immortals, and there is no master above the earth immortal.

But now the Jade Emperor has rectified the place, and the disciples of Wuzhuang Temple are in charge. Most of these disciples are in the realm of earth immortals, and there are some heavenly immortals. On the contrary, there are only a few immortals in the realm of small immortals. Don't let the monkeys mess around.

Therefore, the drowsy bug, who was originally invincible, suddenly failed at this time, but it was discovered in a moment that something was wrong, and the key was quickly found.

Bujing came in from the outside, holding a fairy sword from the treasure house of the fairy palace in his hand, and cursed: "Isn't that the monkey? We usually don't interfere with us, and I don't know what happened today. Being in my back kitchen, I can't get tired of living!"

After cursing, he took another sip of Li Ziji's tea, and then left again with his sword in hand.

There are more than 3000 disciples taught by Yuan Zi in Wuzhuangguan Town, and most of them are in the back kitchen of the Heavenly Court at this time. Miserable.

Sure enough, not long after, the monkey's loud cry came, which made Li Ziji laugh endlessly.

"Shameless! Shameless! You bully the less by waiting!"

"Bah! You are shameless! I mean you don't offend the river, but you come to provoke me. I beat you today, and we are justified!!!"

"Don't force my grandson!"

"I'm forcing you! How!"

The monkey is also reckless, how did he know that the back kitchen in the Heavenly Court can be said to be one of the places with the strongest comprehensive strength at this time, seeing a group of little people who cook dare to fight him hard, he is not convinced, the whole body monkey With a flick of hair, countless monkey soldiers appeared in an instant, and the three thousand masters rushed over without being surprised.

The scene was out of control, because we had to take care of the ingredients in the pots and bowls, and it was not easy to let go of Bu Jing and others. For a while, the monkeys were evenly matched with everyone.

The monkey Monkey King is not a fool either. Seeing that the other party has to take care of the ingredients while still wrestling with him, he can't help being a little startled.

It's just that the flat peach has already been destroyed by Jia Huohuo, and the left and right have completely offended Tianting. Even if they retreat at this time, the ending will be the same, and it is inevitable to fight with Tianting in the future.

And these fairy chefs take such good care of the ingredients at this time, there must be some secrets in it, and they need to find out, so as not to be difficult to deal with in the future.

The figure was swaying, and under the siege of thirty or so angels, he performed a clone technique and headed towards the deepest part of the back kitchen.

then……

Everyone twitched their mouths and didn't want to talk. Did this monkey think that everyone was protecting the ingredients because there was some secret?Don't you know that everyone does this because they are all foodies?To break into the deepest part of the back kitchen?Do you want to die?

"Monkey, you've crossed the line."

A plain voice came out, and a golden monkey flew across the sky, then stood still in the distance, and disappeared without a trace in a panic.

"Junior brother, didn't you kill him?"

Proverbs and others came in and laughed and asked, Li Ziji pursed his lips and said, "Monkeys have stone bodies and cannot be eaten."

"Too."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

Since the group of them went to the sky, it can be said that all the immortals who can be used as ingredients in the heaven are in danger, especially the star official Pleiades and Laojun's green bull, who can't even see a shadow.

It's because the monkeys don't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, so they dare to come here to make trouble.

It's a pity that before the food was stolen, he was beaten first.

In the Lingxiao Palace, the Haotian Mirror was noticed to have changed, and the Jade Emperor secretly checked it quietly. He also saw this scene and smiled helplessly.

Monkey, is it too good to kill?
At this time, the catastrophe was over, and he was no longer protected by heaven and earth. If Li Ziji was in a bad mood and killed him, his death would be in vain.

Fortunately, Li Ziji saw that he didn't have much meat, so he hit him on the head and gave up, which was also a great luck.

"Old gentleman, it's not good!"

Just laughing helplessly, he suddenly saw the monkey running to the Bajing Palace in a panic after being knocked dizzy, the Jade Emperor hurriedly said to the Taishang Laojun over there.

"Your Majesty, what's the matter?"

"The monkey can't go to the back kitchen to steal food, so it's going to your Bajing Palace."

"Steal food?"

Laojun began to pinch his fingers to calculate, and he also understood the reason, and then rushed towards his home.

(End of this chapter)