All worlds start from leaves

Chapter 261

"Disrespecting the old."

The Jade Emperor and Zhen Yuanzi were discussing about Bi'anhua's scandal, while Li Ziji, who was working hard with his head covered, twitched his lips and kept slandering in his heart.When I came here before, I looked like I was going to ask for a crime, but now it only takes a few minutes, and the ugly face is exposed, don't you feel that your face is burning and hurting?
Also, why is Jinxian Da Neng called Da Neng?
In the final analysis, only a thick-skinned person can be called a powerful person, otherwise he can only be called an expert or something.

It's just that Li Ziji really didn't expect that his expression was unfortunately seen by the Jade Emperor.

"Snapped!"

The head was slapped.

"The kid knows how to cause trouble, and he doesn't know how to calm down for a while."

"..."

Bearing all this silently, Li Ziji didn't dare to have the slightest rebuttal for fear of continuing to be beaten.

But in my heart, I also applaud the Jade Emperor's shamelessness.

It is said that the short-handed man eats the short-mouthed, but the Jade Emperor watched him making soup while beating himself unceremoniously. I'm afraid it's not as simple as being thick-skinned?
Sure enough, to become the leader of the tens of millions of immortals in the immortal world, it is really impossible without some unique skills.

From Li Ziji's point of view, the Jade Emperor's unique skill is definitely thick-skinned and not black.

The hundreds of fruits in the underworld are extremely sweet, the nine-turn grass has a slight bitterness, and dry wood and other things also have their own flavors.

Originally, if these things were boiled together, the taste would be extremely awkward, as if honey was put in Houttuynia cordata, and a spoonful of salt was added, it can be said to be very unpleasant.

Li Ziji had done an experiment before. At that time, after he took a sip with great interest, he threw up all over his body.

But there is another thing in the underworld, that is the Bianhua.

Because earlier, Dong Xiaolei brought out a Bianhua flower by chance, and accidentally dropped it into the pot when he was making soup. Only then did Li Ziji finally find out the true usage of this thing.

Neutralization, seasoning, aftertaste, can also attract the soul and make people addicted to it. The avenue of reincarnation in the underworld is faintly visible. It can be said that this is a rare neutralizing material among ingredients.

Even if compared with drugs, this neutralizing effect is not inferior to licorice.

Before he knew it, the soup had been cooked successfully, and Zhen Yuanzi couldn't wait to stir a bowl, squatting aside and enjoying it.Little Butterfly Dong Xiaolei's realm is not enough, because of the large amount of flowers on the other side, so she can only drink a spoonful of them in the fairy realm.

The most pitiful thing is Yuan Zhen, who has gained a lot of merit in the lower realms in the first few days, and later gave birth to the first emperor of the ages, Qin Shihuang, which can be described as a triumphant spring breeze.

It's a pity that people in Journey to the West haven't had the means to instantly transform merit into strength. Yuan Zhen clearly possesses great merit, and even a circle of golden light has formed behind her head, which is no weaker than Guanyin.

But the realm is still Xiaoxian, so she can only drink one-third of a teaspoon, if there is more, she will easily go crazy, just like a mortal drunk.

Holding half of the small bowl in her arms, watching the Jade Emperor curiously holding a large bowl of soup silently tasting, Yuan Zhen turned grief into appetite and began to drink.

"Brother, you look so handsome today."

"It's a pity that I've already been married once, otherwise I'll have to deal with you in one night, wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Drinking cattle hurts the body and is easy to get drunk.

This is drunk again.

Holding the big bowl, Zhen Yuanzi silently recorded this scene, and then ordered: "Next time, only give her a quarter of a spoonful, it's a waste."

"Yes."

Holding a small bowl full, Xiaodie wrote down this opinion in her notebook.

She drank slowly, so she could sometimes drink a little more after drinking, and what Yuan Zhen left was just cheaper for her.

After finishing the soup, Zhen Yuanzi left a life fruit and hurried back to the room. It seemed that he was overwhelmed by the medicine and went back to rest. Little Butterfly also left with Yuan Zhen, who was jumping wildly, and started to pack up because of the smell. The entire Wuzhuang Temple was full of drunken disciples and boys, only the Jade Emperor and Li Ziji were left sitting leisurely on the grass.

After an unknown amount of time, the Jade Emperor suddenly said, "This soup is pretty good."

"It can make even the golden immortals throb, and the golden immortals can still get nourishment without hurting the body. It is no longer weaker than Laojun's nine-turn golden pill, although the two directions are different."

"Patriarch Jade Emperor praised me. I tasted the Nine-Turn Golden Pill of Patriarch Taiqing 300 years ago when I went to the Bajing Palace to borrow dragon nails. An ordinary person can become a celestial being with just one grain. It’s my soup that can’t catch up with horses. Ordinary people drink one drop of my soup, and they don’t wake up for three days. After taking a sip, it’s time to see the Tathagata Patriarch.”

Speaking of this, Li Ziji couldn't help but laugh and said: "Anyway, Patriarch Tathagata just likes to pull people, but in the future, he can send some people to him."

"Heavy head!"

Smiling and cursing, the Jade Emperor got up with the life fruit left by Zhen Yuanzi.

"Let's not talk about it, the affairs in the sky are complicated, and I have just obtained merits at this time, I have to go back and understand it carefully, let's talk about it in another day. Go to the sky in another day, don't be like us old guys, there is no vitality."

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was about to leave, Li Ziji also stood up immediately.

Stretching out his hand to block the Jade Emperor's way: "Patriarch, wait a minute, the disciple has something to discuss."

"En? Very important?" Jade Emperor was puzzled.

Li Ziji stretched out his hand to block the way at this time, which can be said to be very rude.

Especially since he is an elder, and Li Ziji has never broken his face with him, and has always regarded himself as a junior.

Therefore, it is hard to avoid being puzzled by a junior blocking the way like this.

Realizing that he was being impolite, Li Ziji smiled brightly and said, "Don't worry, Patriarch, it's more important to me than to Patriarch."

"tell me the story."

"Patriarch, do you want merit? My disciple is not afraid of wealth exposure. The merit gained after this catastrophe is two-tenths of that of this catastrophe."

"Pfft~~~"

Wake up, fully awake!

The Jade Emperor, who was still a little confused because of the bowl of Thrilling Soul Soup by Li Ziji, was completely awake at this moment.

Looking at Li Ziji, it feels like looking at a monster.

Two out of eleven, that is, a little more than one out of six, which is more fierce than Shangqing who killed Kunpeng.

"You kid, monster?"

"Uh, I was born on the [-]th of the human race, not a monster." Li Ziji pinched his face, and then explained: "I went down to the world early in this catastrophe. The whole country of the Great Zhou gave me merit, so there will be more."

"Patriarch Jade Emperor, you also know that I am a battle immortal. I want to gain merits and realize the Dao. In fact, my speed is the slowest among all the golden immortals."

"Unfortunately, I found another method, which is to experience the knowledge of other people's Taoism, and then confirm my self-enlightenment, so that the speed of ordinary merits and virtues can not be lowered."

"So, you want to exchange your merits for someone else's preaching?" Jade Emperor's eyes lit up, and his whole body was a little excited.

"Exactly, Patriarch Taiqing has already exchanged with me before.

"This old man, once a good thing is hidden, how shameless!"

Looking up at the sky, the Jade Emperor was very displeased with Laojun's pettiness, and felt that he had to go back and scold him.

"Well, what's the price?"

"My merit is divided into eight equal parts, and one part is exchanged for the nine levels of knowledge of the Taiqing Patriarch."

The remaining layer is the bottom of the personal box. Even if the merit is doubled, few people will exchange it.

Even Zhen Yuanzi, the real thing at the bottom of the box is hidden and never shown to others.

This is one's own way, if it is known by others, it is easy to be targeted, it is related to one's life, how can one not take precautions?
"Good! Deal."

After finishing speaking, the Jade Emperor slapped his forehead, and then a cloud of milky yellow light burst out of his eyes.

Taking out a brocade box, Li Ziji finally handed the brocade box to the Jade Emperor.

"Using space to imprison merit? You are dishonest, you didn't use real means when you fought last time, treacherous."

"Patriarch, you read it wrong. When did I use space to imprison merit? Besides, the last time I fought, Patriarch Qing and Kunpeng had a very good personal relationship. I don't want Yuzu to replace Bao."

"Bah, you're even more shameless than Laojun."

Leaving a lifetime to laugh and scold, the Jade Emperor laughed and left.

(End of this chapter)