Gaowu Football

Chapter 91 Chinese Mantra
The fourteenth master boiled a piece of fat lamb, dipped it in sesame sauce, and paired it with a sip of German dark beer. He said: "We have not won in that Riazor stadium for 14 years. It was enchanted by a witch who likes football in the Black Forest of Storata in the north." home ground."

Seeing the expressions on the faces of Nanmei Sanshao and Xia Qi that you lied to children, the Fourteenth Master said: "Every time I step on Riazor, my heart beats wildly involuntarily, my legs tremble, and I can't breathe. It won’t happen immediately after leaving the lawn, do you think it’s miraculous?”

Xia Qi took a piece of kidney flower and rinsed it until its color changed, covered it with sesame oil, rolled it on the chili powder, put it in Guti's bowl, and said to him half-seriously and half-jokingly: "Master Fourteen, that's not magic, it's your kidney deficiency." , Eat this to guarantee you Shishilang every night."

"Do you Chinese call me the Fourteenth Lord because you think I can do it fourteen times a night?" Guti was very proud, smiling like a flower.

What brain arc?

Think more!
Heartthrob Beckham also put a piece of lace on his waist and said, "It's not just our Real Madrid stadium in that Riazor Stadium, even the Champions League AC Milan's legs are weak.

2004年，拉科鲁尼亚在1：4落后AC米兰的情况下，回到主场后以4：0完成逆袭。

You say there is no magic in that stadium, do you believe it? "

Seeing the confident expressions of the two handsome old men, Xia Qi thought of the "Koreaphobia" mentioned by his grandfather, which is a kind of mental illness. A vicious circle, over time everyone believes it to be true.

Be timid before fighting!This is not allowed!Xia Qi didn't want her debut to be a failure.

Heart disease needs heart medicine!What is Xiaobai's strategy?Xia Qi and Xiao Bai planned in their minds...

"Master Fourteen, Master Pei, eat more kidneys. He can make our men's hormones burst and generate power to break the spell."

This time it's the turn of Master Fourteen and Master Pei with the expression that you are lying to a child.

"Seven times a night?"

"Tsk! Seven times a night!"

No man is weak in this respect.

"Master Fourteen, let me make a bet with you. If you eat kidneys according to my ritual, you can really be Shichiro at night. You suggest to the head coach Mr. Capello that we have a meal of stir-fried kidneys before the game, so that we You can break the curse of the Riazor Stadium. Of course, if the waistline can't make you shine tonight, tomorrow I will run naked on the training ground."

Frankly speaking, Guti and Beckham don't believe that eating kidneys is the same as eating Wei-ge, but Xia Qi bet hard, naked-running!
So confident?The two were involuntarily dubious.

"Tsk! I'm Shishiro, seven times is too little. Can you really break the curse of the Riazor Stadium? Bet, you can't play tricks if I take it!"

This table didn't talk about western etiquette at all, they kept talking, their voice was loud, and they bet on Yue Xia chess very hard.

Such a ruthless bet can break the curse of Riazor and attract Raul and Iker Casillas. Pistachio Marcelo immediately reported to the captain, and Xia Qi, Guti, Beckham Repeat your bet.

Raul said kindly: "If this waist flower lasts longer, it will be better than pills. Xia Qi, if you lose, please treat us to a big meal!"

"Thank you, Captain! I heard from Lord Fourteen that Riazor has a magical power that makes people's legs weak. I think the best way to break the magic is to use another kind of magic. I am Chinese and let me use Chinese magic to break it. .

Of course, when applying to head coach Fabio Capello to use this Chinese magic, you can feel it yourself first. If it doesn’t work, I’m willing to be punished. I believe that I will not make fun of the team’s results as the captain. "

Xia Qi speaks earnestly and sincerely. Does the 5000-year-old mysterious ancient country really have magic?
Confused and messy are the expressions of everyone!
Casillas confirmed to Xia Qi again and again: "I can't Qijiro overnight, you will go to the training ground tomorrow morning-naked-run? Full-alder fruit, or panties."

Whole alder fruit!
laugh!Sour teeth!

How cruel!

Really confident!

The audience was not limited to this table, especially the eyes of the lady lit up.

Raul grabbed Xia Qi by the shoulder, looked into his eyes and said, "Xia, I hope you tell me that you are joking."

"No, captain, I'm serious! I'm a rookie, and I absolutely dare not make fun of you big guys."

In order to build confidence, Xia Qi gambles hard!Only in this way can we overcome mental illness.

"But Chun-yes, what's the use in defeating Deportivo?" Robinho came out from the other side.

"If we can't play against Deportivo because we're sluggish on the court, we can't concentrate, our legs are weak, then male hormones can make us not have these symptoms. Can't win."

Several "old men" looked at each other, which seemed to make sense.Or, try it?Anyway, it’s not a disadvantage!
"Then I'll take a slice."

"No, I haven't said the spell yet!"

Xia Qi sang the Great Compassion Mantra like a magic stick. Although a group of people in Hot Pot City could not understand Chinese, music had no borders. A kind of ethereal world.

After the song ended, Raul and the others believed what Xia Qi said a little more.

"Come on, let's eat!" Xia Qi was the first to pick up a piece of kidney, and the "Brother Xia", who spent [-] experience points in the learning machine to exchange for "Xia Ge", slid down the chopsticks into the hot pot while shabu-shabu.

"My girlfriend didn't come, who is this waistband for?"

The old people are full of joy, let's eat by ourselves!In the evening, you will find Miss Zuo.

……

Everyone was listless in the training camp the next day, and Xia Qi was called to the office by Capello.

"I heard that you gave spring to your teammates last night- want?"

"What kind of pill can make people seven times a night:" You must never admit that you take medicine, and you think that there is such a medicine in the six-dimensional space.

Seeing Capello explain himself, Xia Qi said: "My father said that heart disease should be healed with heart medicine. The curse of the Riazor Stadium has become our heart disease. The captain and his legs weakened and the heart beat when they went to the Riazor lawn. Speed ​​up, I think it's a mental illness, he needs psychotherapy!"

"is that useful?"

"I don't know if we can beat Depor, but I guarantee that the increase in hormones will make our legs not weak."

"This psychotherapy was taught by your father?"

"Yes, sir." I'm sorry Dad, I will use your name.

Xia Qi's father, Jack Xia, used to be the assistant coach of the famous coach Van Gaal. The assistant coach was to solve all the unfavorable factors outside the court. Capello did not believe in Xia Qi but believed in Jack Xia's professionalism.

"I will arrange a meal of stir-fried kidneys before the Deportivo game. I hope your father's method will work."

"By the way, since it's psychotherapy, why are they so tired today?"

"Sir, seven times a night is very tiring, but you are different from others, can you?"

Understand in seconds!

Capello turned his head and said to the assistant coach: "Practice 3000 meters of physical running."

After Xia Qi came out, he said to his brothers: "The head coach agrees to eat stir-fried kidneys before the game. At the same time, if any brother runs No.1, I can sing a Chinese mantra for him alone when he needs it."

Then Capello stood at the office window and cursed at the runway with a smile: "Everyone is a showman, and they are lively."

(End of this chapter)