I'm really not a pet teacher

Chapter 71 Summoning the Train...

"Brother, are we dead?"

In the plain, the two brothers were squatting beside the Balrog's corpse looking for the foreign crystal. Suddenly, one of the young men widened his eyes, stopped and said in surprise.

"Huh? What does that mean?"

"I suspect that we have been beaten to death by the Balrog. Everything in front of us is an illusion created by the inertia of the soul after death."

"You are insane, and you are thinking wildly. Let me tell you, everything in front of you is true, the Balrog was killed by us! What's wrong, why do you think we were killed by the Balrog?"

"Otherwise, how could I see something that I shouldn't, impossible to see."

"what?"

"look!"

The youth pointed to the east.

"Move, move the car..."

When his elder brother saw it, his mouth couldn't help opening wider, and his eyes began to look suspicious.

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Thousands of meters away, three middle-aged men were besieging a Balrog.

Due to the perfect cooperation, the three middle-aged people chatted while fighting.

"The world is getting more and more chaotic now, and what people say is true after a long life~" A middle-aged man suddenly sighed.

"how do I say this?"

"I actually saw a young man yesterday. His super powers could instantly build a building, and then he ran around with the building. Not to mention, the building is still real. I saw him and his friends beat him to death A Balrog walked into that building in groups to rest..."

"Isn't it? Is there really such a superpower?" A middle-aged man was surprised when he heard this.

"Lao Li, you're bragging too much, right? Are you sure it's true?" Another middle-aged man said in doubt.

"If you don't believe me, bet? I'll show you my mobile phone in a while. Yesterday, many people took pictures with their mobile phones. Hahaha, can't you believe it? I was shocked at the time. You know, even if it is I've never seen such amazing superpowers on TV~"

"Another day, if you meet again, be sure to ask me to take a look."

"Call me too, this super power is too awesome. If I meet him, I will definitely let him participate in the TV show 'Magical and Weird Abilities'. That show is dedicated to this, and he won the most amazing award of the year, and there are ten more What about the reward of the gold heterogeneous crystal?"

"Then you have to tell him in advance, if you get a reward, at least half of our points."

"Half is too much, how could anyone agree to it? It's almost the same if you divide it into three pieces." Lao Li thought about it seriously, and suddenly, he saw something, his whole body was shocked, and he stopped the knife that was about to chop off.

"Hey, Lao Li, what are you doing, I'm stupid, shouldn't you attack? I almost killed me, Lao Li, Lao Li...!!!" His companion cursed angrily, looking at Lao Li.

I saw Lao Li staring at something dumbfounded.

Then, suspiciously, he looked in the direction that Lao Li was facing.

Likewise, stunned, he also forgot to attack the Balrog.

It made their companions stand against the Balrog all by themselves, retreating again and again, screaming and scolding.

"Lao Li, Lao Huang, what are you guys doing?"

Lao Li suddenly became alert, and hurriedly took out his pocket: "My Cao, where is my mobile phone, where is my mobile phone!"

"Yes, take a picture, hurry up, it's gone!" Lao Huang also shouted anxiously, wanting to get his mobile phone.

"boom--"

On the other side, their companion was shot seven or eight meters away by the Balrog, and the dog's brain was almost knocked out.However, no matter how much he yelled and cursed, no one paid any attention to him.

He began to doubt his teammates, doubt his life...

It wasn't until the two companions continued to help and killed the Balrog that he glared at them angrily, wanting to settle the score.

"What are you doing! You almost killed me just now!"

"I said, the two of us were stunned when we saw an EMU passing by, believe it or not?" Lao Li said shyly.

"Uh, I'll testify!" Lao Huang echoed from the sidelines, with an embarrassing expression on his face.

"??? Me, I'm going to fuck you guys! Even if you want to make it up, at least make it up with a decent reason? Not only sell me, but treat me as a fool?" Their companions became even more angry, and almost exploded on the spot. .

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Team 9527...

Today, their team's task is to come in and inspect the Blazing Flame Plain, and record the changes or abnormalities in the environmental data of many target points.

Since the easternmost area is the territory of the Feijianyan Flame Demon, it is natural for the team to come, so that they can retreat unscathed if something happens.

At this time, Wang Er had personally done it, and was squatting on the ground with an instrument, measuring something.

And his assistant, a new member of the team, is holding a screen similar to an IPAD, writing, drawing and recording on it.

"Report, report, report... report to the captain, forward, forward, there is an EMU ahead, do you want to record it too?"

Suddenly, Wang Er heard the report of his team members.

"What the hell? Are you crazy? Where is the motor car in this place?" Wang Er didn't raise his head when he heard this, and immediately started cursing: "A newcomer is a newcomer. If you come in for a long time, you'll get dizzy from the heat. It's useless." Ruandan, Meiling, remember it!"

"Second, second brother..." Meiling replied hesitantly, as if she couldn't speak well.

In this way, Wang Er raised his head strangely: "What's wrong, look at me! What are you looking at?"

"Second brother, look, move the car!"

"Are you crazy too? Where did this place come from..." Wang Er finally saw the moving train, and in an instant, his voice stopped abruptly as if being choked by a devil.

"Meiling, are you kidding me? The illusion you created?" Suddenly, he thought of something and shouted angrily.

Meiling was so wronged that she was about to cry: "No, it's really a moving car, I didn't move it, I promise, I guarantee it with my life!"

"How could it be a bullet train?" Wang Er realized something was wrong: "Quick, let's follow up and have a look!"

So, a large group of people chased after them, but they were so tired that they stuck out their tongues, but they couldn't catch up.

…………

"boom!"

The Great Sage finally saw another "Flying Sword Flame Demon", his eyes brightened with excitement, and he slammed into it viciously while manipulating the moving car.

With the impact, the flying sword flame demon was directly knocked tens of meters away.

When it stood up, its eyes were full of confusion, as if to say, who am I, where am I, and what am I doing...

Then, three times, five divisions and two divisions, the great sage released Wangcai and a few fighting beasts, and when they went up, they scratched and slapped fiercely, and the flying sword and flame monster whined and mourned.

So fast!

With this moving car, the efficiency of Dasheng and the others in spawning monsters has been accelerated several times.

Anyway, their current plan to kill monsters is to drive, hit them to death and it's over, and those who don't get hit will be run over, run to death, or let Wangcai go up to make up the knife.

"There is no technical content, it is extremely cruel!"

Tank was on the side, his eyes were full of envy, but his mouth criticized with disdain.

This kind of monster spawning made him very boring, so he could only lazily lie on the sofa chair, looking like he wanted to fall asleep.

"Why don't you try it?" the Great Sage asked tentatively.

"Okay, okay!" Tank jumped up and shouted excitedly.

"Didn't you say that you have no technology and are extremely cruel?"

"Who said that! Which bastard said that, come out, I can't kill you!" Tank was furious when he heard that, looking excitedly looking for someone to desperately look for.

"Very good, shameless enough, you win!"

In this way, Dasheng showed a gratifying smile like the aunt of the neighborhood committee, and then moved away from the driver's seat.

The summoned moving car has two modes, one is to control the Great Sage with his mind, and the other is to control the instrument.

As soon as his hand touched the instrument, Tank's whole body trembled with excitement. It was like an extremely wretched man touching a peerless beauty, and he was about to climax.

The Great Sage looked at him and felt that his eyes were really sharp, so he had to turn his head to look elsewhere.

"Hey, wait, it seems that someone is chasing us."

"Whatever, along the way, there are fewer people chasing us, hehe, if you don't want them to die, don't let them catch up, and make them mad." Tank said maliciously.

"No, among them, it seems that there are my friends?"

Tan Tan's eyes froze for a moment, and he guessed: "You mean, do you mean that you are afraid that they will get on the bus without buying a ticket?"

"!!!"

Is this the crux of the matter?The Great Sage really wants to complain, your brain circuit is too strange!

(End of this chapter)