I have ten thousand abilities

Chapter 57
Looking at the old man again, he came out after changing his clothes, and sat down calmly, as if nothing had happened.

"The new daughter-in-law is filial, ah, you see, all the eight treasures are given to me, hahaha." The old man explained embarrassingly, people around you look at me, I look at you, what should I do?hold chant.

The applause was all up, and Lin Yu was almost too happy to be on the sidelines.

Fortunately, it was said in advance that the daughter-in-law will commit the five ghosts, and she will definitely make trouble and kill people, otherwise this good show will not be seen.

Jiang Yelan's side is also completely at ease. Brother Lin said, it's okay to make a fuss, make a fuss casually, and even if something happens, someone will justify it to her.

Jin Qiaozui reacted quickly, and hurriedly smoothed things over to hide her embarrassment, and said, "The new daughter-in-law is filial, this is called offering eight treasures, and it's like this in marriage."

The audience pondered in their hearts, whoever gets married like this can be regarded as bloody mold in eight lifetimes.

Let's move on to the next item, pass the tea.

In many places, it is important to deliver tea to the elderly when getting married. The custom in Dashan County is different. After the new wife gives the eight treasures, the tea is handed over by the elderly.

The new daughter-in-law took it over and took a sip. From today onwards, you will be their daughter-in-law after drinking their tea, and your father-in-law and mother-in-law will be your parents, and you will have to be filial in the future.

This item is over, go to the new house and wait, there will be a banquet here, one meal at noon and one meal at night.Blessing heaven and earth into the bridal chamber, the wedding is considered to be over.

The servant here boiled water to make tea, poured a cup for the old man and old lady, and handed it to the new wife, Jiang Yelan took it, knowing that the tea was not drinkable.

So he pretended to be very happy to take it, threw it backhanded, and then turned pale with shock.

"I, me, me! I'm going to die! I'm useless, I'm woo woo..."

Looking at all the guests and friends again, I was thinking in my heart, is this new wife having a wedding? Just now, the family has covered your face for shame. Now if you make trouble again, there will probably be a good show.

Many people are waiting to see the good show. The old lady of the Ma family is notoriously tempered. If she is not careful, she will be beaten and scolded. The daughter-in-law of the Ma family, whether it is Sun Wenyun or Liu Wen, will end if she is not pleasing to the eye, not to mention The new daughter-in-law made trouble twice.

Everyone waited for the old lady to lose her temper, and when something happened, the old lady's face remained unchanged and her face was kind.

No one understood what was going on, and wondered why the old lady had a fever, did she like her new wife so much?Even the old man couldn't stand it anymore, coughed and said to the old lady: "Explain, explain, what's going on?"

The old lady is smart. Half of the Ma family's current family business is due to the old lady's credit. She immediately said: "Ah, this is normal. Anyone who gets married is not like this. This is called respecting the world. From now on, we will be a family. .”

The old lady was able to think about it, and took the old man's cup and said, "Daughter-in-law just now, respect God, my cup, respect earth!"

Wow~ A cup of tea was poured on the floor, and I thought, let the new daughter-in-law go back and wait, if something happens later, let Jin Qiaozui prepare it.

Jiang Yelan went back to the new house and waited, and hurriedly greeted the guests to eat and drink, Lin Yu couldn't breathe from laughing while hugging his stomach.Even thinking of words like respecting heaven and earth, this old lady is awesome.

In fact, the old lady couldn't sit still anymore, and greeted the guests to eat and drink until the afternoon, and there were many people drinking. On Ma Youde's happy days, she was always happy when she came and went.

After five o'clock in the afternoon, everyone was drinking, with a sound,
click boom~
Everyone saw that a piece of the east courtyard wall had collapsed, and a big locust tree was just outside the courtyard, and the old lady broke out in a cold sweat.Anyone who has seen fortune-telling panicked.

Knowing that there is no locust tree outside the yard of my house, the locust tree grew overnight, and the roots had already sprouted where it grew, arching the ground, and the wall collapsed without being able to support it.

After a while, the servant hurried over and shouted in horror: "It's not good, it's not good, I don't know why there is a big pagoda tree growing outside the backyard wall. I didn't see it in the morning, but now it's up, even the courtyard wall is arched." collapsed."

Everyone is afraid of such a weird thing. Looking at it this way, there is a big locust tree on the front, back, left, right, and at the main entrance.The fortune teller was right.

Ma Youde even sat on the ground with a yell, and his own daughter-in-law summoned a ghost, and Ma Youzhong had never heard of such a strange thing.

The guests didn't understand what happened. Even the county magistrate felt strange. He didn't see the locust tree when he came. How could it grow up? This is not scientific.

"Hurry up and invite a poor Taoist priest! Hurry up!" Ma Youzhong ordered this servant, and he hurriedly said to all the guests and friends: "Everyone, I'm sorry, something happened to our Ma family. Another day, I, Ma Youzhong, will definitely greet everyone. Good meal!"

How could a group of people be willing to leave? Such a fun thing happened in the Ma family. Wouldn't it be a pity to leave? None of them were prepared to leave, waiting to find out.

After a while, someone came to invite Lin Yu over. As if seeing hope, the old lady came over and held the hand of a poor Taoist priest, but was supported by Lin Yu when she wanted to kneel down.

"Daoist, Daoist, we should really listen to you, look at our house now, the locust tree has really grown, you have to save us."

This is what Lin Yu wanted, and at the same time he said deeply: "There is only one solution. Although it is better to demolish ten temples than break a marriage, human life is a matter of heaven."

Ma Youde slapped the table and said in a panic: "Yes, yes, let that witch go, I won't marry!"

The scene suddenly became chaotic, witch?what is going on.Only the county magistrate Wang Zhonghe coughed, and the scene became quiet. Everyone wanted to see what the county magistrate had to say.

"This Taoist priest, it may be a bit too much to talk like this, witch? It's the 21st century! The ghosts and gods from there are nonsense!"

Lin Yu knew that the county magistrate was going to talk, so he pinched his fingers and said to Wang Zhonghe: "This benefactor, I didn't say that the bride is a witch, but she can marry anyone, except Ma If you can't do it at home, you will commit five ghosts. Look at the five trees at the door, they are pagoda trees."

Everyone was watching, and it seemed that the locust tree had grown a lot taller. Wang Zhonghe said in disbelief, "What about the locust tree?"

"Sponsor, you don't know something. The so-called wood has water, and its shade must be ghosts. The combination of wood and ghosts is the locust tree. The bride's name is Jiang Yelan. The leaf belongs to wood, and the word "lan" happens to be the combination of mountain wind."

"The so-called mountain wind is the name of a kind of ghost, and Jiang Yelan just happens to be able to attract ghosts, and the groom Ma Youde. Friends, gather together as friends. Friends again!"

"Shuangyue is a friend, and Shuangyue is Shanfeng's friend. Virtue is a kind of quality. The combination of these two people will inevitably cause a bloodbath."

You are full of nonsense, but people will believe what you say now, and the old lady cast her eyes on Xu Guiyuan and said to Xu Guiyuan who was on the dinner table: "Hurry up and take your girl away, we won't marry you, and you don't have to refund the money, we No more, our Ma family doesn't care, so I beg you to quickly take this disaster star away!"

The county magistrate, Wang Zhonghe, wanted to say something, but this was a family matter, and he could only say a few words from his standpoint, and he couldn't control it.

Xu Guiyuan was also helpless for a while, why did a stinky Taoist priest come over and say that our daughter is this and that, how will she marry in the future.

Lin Yu and Shen Lin made eye contact, and after knowing each other, Shen Lin stood up with an unhappy expression on her face, and taunted the Ma family in front of everyone: "Your old Ma family is too bullying!"

"You are the ones who spent money to force the marriage. Now my sister is willing to give her home to you, but in the end she says we are witches and want a divorce? Aren't you ruining my sister's innocence? How will you marry in the future? Follow me as a widow?"

After Shen Lin finished speaking, all the good people also murmured: "That's right, the big girl of Huanghua, if you say no, you don't want it now, it's too bullying!"

(End of this chapter)