I have ten thousand abilities

Chapter 53 Debunking Ma Youzhong

The servant ran out, pointed to Lin Yu and said, "Fortune teller, our old lady told you to go in, come with me."

Lin Yu took his banner and followed into the yard, placed it behind the door, and followed the servants into the room.

As soon as he entered the door, the atmosphere was wrong. Ma Youzhong and Ma Youde had seen each other, and Lin Yu was suddenly in a cold sweat, and then he looked at Sun Wenyun who was sitting sideways.

Case solved!
It turns out that the beautiful young lady is Ma Youzhong's wife!
In fact, Ma Youzhong frowned slightly when he looked at Lin Yu, and this Taoist priest was not very pleasing.

Lin Yu is also so ugly and orderly, and his younger brother Ma Youde is even more unwilling to watch it. On a happy day, someone came over and said that your family committed five ghosts, can you be happy?

The room is very large, with two rows of sofas, all kinds of electrical appliances, and a TV cabinet. The old man and the old lady are sitting on the bed.The main reason is that the old lady is a little superstitious. She came from Huang Village, which is the weirdest village in Dashan County.

So more or less care about things like ghosts and gods. The so-called five ghosts are actually the five great immortals. Rabbits, snakes, weasels and the like become spirits and harm people, and so on are called five ghosts.

"This Daoist, where did you practice?" The old lady was sitting cross-legged on the bed, she was not young, she was 73.Living on Kaner, I have experienced a lot in my old age, and I have also seen true Taoists.

Lin Yu knew that he still had to rely on acting skills now, so he said: "Poverty Dao is the eldest disciple of Daoist Qingwei in Qiyunshan Qiongcang Cave Mansion, and his Taoist name is Yipiao!"

Lin Yu read a lot of online novels when he was in school, and the ones about comprehension were his favorite. He just said a name casually. Anyway, you people from a small village can memorize maps?

"Oh, the Taoist priest really has a lot of background."

When Lin Yu took a look, he knew roughly in his heart that the old lady in the family had the right to say, judging by her temperament, she sat calmly, while the old man looked a little lowered and pleasing to the eye.I also observed a similar one.

"Is it a poor Taoist priest? What do you mean our family committed five ghosts?"

Lin Yu blinked his eyes and said: "This time when I went down the mountain, the poor way was to get rid of evil. I passed through your land and found that there was black air hovering above this house. And will your mansion hold a red event tomorrow?"

Hongshi means marriage. In rural areas, marriage is called red affairs, and funerals are called white affairs.

When Lin Yu said this, the old lady nodded again and again: "The calculation is accurate!"

Here, Ma Youzhong thought in his heart that Jiang Yelan also agreed, and everything was done according to the old etiquette.My family must be willing, and Ma Youde got married, and the lump in my parents' hearts will come down, so no one can see that there is something red.

So Ma Youzhong immediately stood up and said, "Fortune teller, don't mess with that, anyone in our family will do red things, and everyone knows about it."

"For us to trust you, you have to show your skills!"

Lin Yu first chuckled, and read the doggerel very mysteriously: "The pine beside the wild crane's nest is the oldest, and the rain on the cactus is just the beginning of sunshine. The world doesn't understand the way of gods, and they only ask who is better at spells."

The most educated person in this family is Sun Wenyun. She went to high school, and of course she was forced to marry when she was about to go to college. At that time, a woman who had no talent was a virtue. A countryman would just serve her husband in the future. What is the use of studying .

"What does this old man mean?" Ma Youzhong asked his wife Sun Wenyun.

She hadn't studied for so many years and hadn't touched books, so Sun Wenyun just said: "According to the literal meaning, Mr. said that you don't understand his skills, so you can only ask."

This is almost what it means, Lin Yu still felt a little surprised, he didn't expect Sun Wenyun to know about literature, the meaning is almost the same.

"Fortune teller, you must know who I am. If you figure it out today, let me convince you that I will entertain you with delicious food and drink, and I will give you as much as I want. But if you don't figure it out, today you want to stand up Come out of this yard, I will take your surname!"

Lin Yu sighed, shook his head and said, "You can do whatever you want, but I have a habit that human life is not counted as the future, but as the past. You can't escape my eyes if you have anything wrong with your heart. Dare you try it Give it a try?"

Ma Youzhong chuckled, there was such a thing, so he said, "Okay, you can do whatever you want."

"Give me your hand, male left and female right."

Ma Youzhong stretched out his left hand, Lin Yu held the opponent's hand, and the mind reading technique was successfully activated. At this time, Lin Yu knew all what Ma Youzhong was thinking, but he still didn't believe him, and was very sarcastic.

So Lin Yu said: "I have seen everything about you clearly, and I know everything about you from childhood to adulthood."

People are afraid of saying this, once they say it, they will involuntarily mutter in their hearts, thinking about some bad things they have done beforehand, and Lin Yu knows everything.

"You are not a good person. You are not a bad person either."

Ma Youzhong chuckled and said, "What is this?"

Lin Yu smiled confidently and said: "Don't worry, I haven't finished the calculation yet. When you were seven years old, you peeked at the widows in the village taking a bath."

"At the age of 16, I gave the little girl from the neighboring village to that."

Ma Youzhong's face darkened. First, he was afraid. The fortune teller was right. The thing he was most afraid of was a little embarrassing.

It's also because Sun Wenyun has no status in the family, even if she said it, she didn't dare to do anything, according to her mother's temper, it would be too bad to tear herself alive?

"25 years old, played cards with Zhang Ermazi from the neighboring village, and lost. You beat him up in the middle of the night, and now this guy is still on crutches."

"36 years old, messing around outside, now kidney..."

Ma Youzhong immediately stopped Lin Yu and stopped him from continuing. With a smile on his face, he hurriedly asked Lin Yu to sit down, and said, "Live god, I believe it, I really believe it."

Ma Youzhong had a relationship with a village beauty and a widow. He became impotent at the age of 36, and it was difficult to do it again, and he had to rest for half a year.

Ma Youzhong did these things seamlessly, no one must know, this guy figured it out.

"Master Taoist, what happened to our family committing five ghosts?" the old lady hurriedly asked.By the way, I gave my son a blank look, and complained in my heart: Tell you to talk too much, shame on you!
Lin Yu nodded slightly, thinking that it was almost the same, and said: "I still need to investigate this matter, and I don't know yet, but in my opinion, you are going to marry a witch."

After saying this, Ma Youde panicked. What does the demon girl mean? Even the old lady panicked, and hurriedly asked, "What does Daoist mean by this?"

"Is the daughter-in-law you are going to marry has twists and turns, especially some things caused by her, which can't be dealt with yet."

When Ma Youzhong heard it, he was amazing!Picking Thumb secretly, what happened to Jiang Yelan, first his son was beaten by Lin Yu, then he scolded the county magistrate, and he did such a shameful thing.

I didn't say any of this, after all, family ugliness should not be publicized, the old lady here said very strangely: "But two people are the most suitable for each other."

Lin Yu pretended to be mysterious and said: "Could it be that a simple horoscope can explain everything in the world?"

"I said, this person is a demon girl, not a real demon girl, but because her horoscope is Yin, she recruits monsters."

"Are you going to do something red tomorrow?"

The whole family nodded, and Lin Yu said at this time: "That's right, tomorrow will be a catastrophe. If you have to marry this woman, I will give you a reminder."

"Tomorrow, this girl will definitely make a big fuss at the wedding banquet. This is because there is a kid looking for a substitute. You can't get angry. You have to be patient. Once you get angry, this girl can't think about it. She jumps into the river, and she will die if she touches the water!"

"Secondly, if it's night and five pagoda trees grow around the yard, the marriage must be terminated. Otherwise, there will be restlessness. Within three years, the family will fall apart, the wife will be separated, and even jail time!"

(End of this chapter)