A gourmet journey to survive on a deserted island with beautiful women

Chapter 355 Sai Weng Lost a Bird
"Absolutely said it to me!"

Ling Xiao, who was terrified, suddenly said decisively with a touch of Ah Q:

"Otherwise, just add a 'and' between Xiaohuayu and Xiaonannan!"

Realizing this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and his heart rate, which was accelerated by fear, gradually slowed down.

"Hahaha……"

Suddenly, he laughed, laughing like a madman.

In this short moment, he thought of two beautiful poems!

One is Keats' Ode on a Grecian Urn.

The other is "Luo Shen Fu" by Cao Zhi.

He looks like a reckless lover who can't be kissed, and also like Cao Zijian who is in a trance!

And the reason why he laughed was because he was just like, not really like them——

He realizes that he is a lucky person, not a painter who can't move his feet, nor a poet who dares to think and dare to do it. He believes that he who never gives up will be able to catch up with that wife who deserves to be beaten!

"Well... When I saw her when I turned around, even though I would kneel down, I couldn't act too weak!"

"Can't you continue to chase? Knowing the danger, you still go... You are really naughty!"

"Also, the behavior of leaving words on places of interest and historical sites is very bad. This is harming cultural relics. I will give them a spanking and educate them together!"

……

Xiao Chu, also known as the little magician, although there is still a gap compared to the big magician, but he already has the attributes that he should have, so Ling Xiao laughed and started fantasizing and couldn't stop.

In the end, Xiaobai got impatient and raised his front paw to pat him on the back, which brought him back to his senses.

Although there is still more to say, fantasy is just fantasy after all, so he took a deep breath and forced himself to restrain his mind.

Time to get down to business!
If you blindly fantasize without taking action, even the best wishes will wither like flowers.

Then, he stood up and looked up to the direction of 10:30.

"Huh...that's it?!"

Suddenly, the desert at the end of his field of vision came into view with a touch of light green, and he quickly picked up the binoculars to look there.

Immediately, he frowned, and finally understood why Wen Zhaoxin didn't let everyone move on! ! !

It looked like a meadow, and above the meadow hovered three big black birds.

Intuition told Ling Xiao, that kind of big bird is the guy who left the volleyball (vomit, wolf hair), because one of the feet is holding a giant rat!
From the size of the giant rat, it can be known that the shout is about two meters tall, and the wings can be seven or eight meters long. It is simply a huge monster.

The only birds Ling Xiao could think of that could rival them were the extinct Argentine giant eagle, except for the ostrich.

However, Ling Xiao has nothing to fear!
Although such an environment is empty, the few of them are not vegetarians. Not only do they have ferocious beasts like Big White and Little White, but they also have good shelters where they can hide, and they even have good weapons that they can try to beat a bird to eat.

In less than three seconds, Ling Xiao thought of a good way to hunt birds: find a place to hide, send the dog out as bait, and kill the big bird when it flies down to prey!

The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, so he couldn't help but let Xiaobai jump down to find a place to hide.

As for him...

"Hey guys, here, here!"

As soon as the sound fell, he laughed, because the three big birds not only spotted him, but also glided and turned, flying straight towards him.

"Oh, what a fool!"

Ling Xiao was very speechless. He felt that these guys were used to being kings and domineers. They had never been beaten by society, and they didn't even bother to do Gao Fei to reduce the chance of being discovered and then swooped down.

He decided to tell them what the cruelty of reality is, so he stood there with a smile and waited.

When they were two or three kilometers away from here, he quickly turned around and ran down. After landing, he continued to run along a wide field amidst the ruins—this was a pre-selected route, and the wide field was not It is very wide, less than 20 meters away. If something is wrong, just hide it in the pile of stone bricks on both sides.

It has to be said that this guy is indeed a chicken thief, because the direction he fled was just west, while the big black bird was in the east, and the sun had just risen at this time.

He didn't even need to look back, he only needed to look at the shadow on the ground to estimate the distance between the giant eagle and himself.

The terrain is in his favor. Even if there is a big bird intercepting from the side, the speed cannot be too fast because it has to cross the ruins. As for the front, there is no need to worry, because there are a few stone bricks less than 100 meters in front, which also block it. the direction of the dive.

The only thing to worry about is directly above, but these stupid birds don't bother to fly high, and the three shadows are all on the ground - indicating that they are all chasing him from behind.

It's getting close!

Seeing the pile of stone bricks in front of him getting closer and closer, Ling Xiao was extremely excited, because although the speed of the big bird was faster than him, it seemed to have reached the limit of level flight and dive. I arrived at the pile of stone bricks before myself.

Then, just stop suddenly, hide behind the protruding stone brick, take the opportunity to poke the black spear out, and eat the bird! ! !

Arrived in a second!
He was secretly excited, and at the same time, he was ready to 'brake', drift, turn around, stick stones, and attack!

tackle stance...

Swish!
"Fuck!"

"Roar!"

His face turned green with anger, because just when he slipped on the ground and turned around and took a step behind the big stone brick, he saw Xiaobai in despair suddenly rushing out from the place where he was told to hide like a vicious head.

"Chirp!"

Seeing Xiaobai, a huge beast, the three big birds were terrified. They didn't spare their feathers, and desperately tried their best to fly high.

puff!
Xiaobai was still a bit slow, the unicorn didn't hit him, and he didn't bite his mouth, he just patted a bunch of feathers from his ass with his claws.

Ling Xiao was terribly anxious. He had already made the throwing posture, but he gave up in the end.

Because the big bird has already flew nearly 20 meters high, even if his black spear hits, the lethality must not be enough. If it is inserted and then taken away by others, it will be too late to cry.

So he could only watch them fly away in panic with Xiaobai with an expression of unwillingness.

When the three big birds turned into black dots and disappeared at the end of the sky, the two guys looked at each other, Ling Xiao was furious, and Xiao Bai looked innocent.

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

……

Ten seconds!
"Ugh……"

After realizing that although this guy was extremely intelligent, he was not human after all, Ling Xiao thought he was unlucky and lowered his head.

"what?!"

Then both of them hung their heads in ecstasy, because they found that the giant mouse caught by the big bird was actually under their feet.

It looked like he had just died, with blood still on his head.

Turning around, it turned out that after the frightened bird let go, under the action of inertial force, he bumped into the big rock that Ling Xiao was going to use to hide, and killed him. There was still a slippery slope on the rocky mountain Downward bloodstains.

"Hahaha... Sai Weng loses a bird, but he knows it is not a blessing. It is not bad to lose the east corner and harvest the mulberry elm!"

(End of this chapter)