I'm being watched by a sword
Chapter 402 Runaway Slave
Chapter 402 Runaway Slave
Polar snow field.
Miao Xiaomi looked up at the direction Lu Shan was leaving, and then looked up at the sky.
Meow~, meow~!
It stopped the catwalk and seemed to say: "Lu Shan, you can do it, it's not dangerous to find a place, I'll go play for a while!"
...
After running for another half an hour, Lu Shan finally saw a city dimly lit.
He looked towards the gate of the city, only to see that the gate was closed, and only the guard room was still lit with a faint fire.
In the guard room at the gate of the city, two guards were wearing simple gray armor, chatting and talking nonsense by the fireplace.
Two rusty war knives were randomly thrown on the ground beside the door like tatters, and the scabbard was thrown into the corner, with some spider webs hanging on it.
One of the guards had stubble all over his face, rubbed his hands and said, "At today's auction, those three little slaves are very popular!"
The other guard had a crew-shaven head, stretched out one foot and put it next to the stove, and said in surprise:
"They're runaway slaves, so what if they're hot, they're not going to be the objects of nobles' profanity!"
The bearded guard held his nose in distaste, kicked the stinky foot of the crew-haired guard, and cursed with a smile, "It stinks to death, put it on!"
The flat-headed guard withdrew his feet and apologized with a smile: "The shoes are a little wet, I'll put them on now, I'll put them on now!"
The stubble guard said: "You bastard!"
Immediately, he took out half a crumpled cigarette from his pocket, put it in his mouth, and without lighting it, said with a smile:
"Hahaha, speaking of those nobles, they are more perverted than the other. They just like the kind of youngsters with delicate skin and tender flesh. How many times do you think you won't be played to death?"
The crew-haired guard looked at the half-cigarette with greedy eyes and swallowed. He suddenly changed the subject and asked:
"Hey, let me ask you, my family has something to do later, who bought those three little escaped slaves?"
The bearded guard took two sips and said with a smile, "Old Bustard Jin!"
Then he asked mysteriously: "Do you know how much those three little escaped slaves paid for?"
The flat-headed guard asked, "How much?"
The bearded guard stretched out five fingers, shook them vigorously, and exaggeratedly said: "Those three little runaway slaves took a total of 50 yuan in the end! 50 yuan!"
Before the flat-headed guard was surprised, he continued, "Especially that little girl, who got 30 photos, which is really rare!"
The crew-haired guard suddenly sat up straight, and asked in surprise, "30 escaped slaves? Is the golden bustard crazy?"
The bearded guard stretched out his right middle finger and shook it, he laughed and said, "Do you think she is stupid? Take 30 to buy a little runaway slave?"
"Then how could it be?" The crew-haired guard scratched his head, then was taken aback for a moment, then seemed to think of something, and asked quickly, "Could it be that a customer made a reservation in advance?"
Hu Chan felt a little itchy on his cheeks, scratched the red pimples on his cheeks, and said with a sneer, "Need to say? Just think about it with your nose, and of course there are customers who want to buy it!"
The crew-haired guard changed into a more comfortable position and continued to enjoy the fire, cursing, "Damn it, those nobles are really perverted!"
The bearded guard laughed at him and said, "Hey, if you're rich, you might be a pervert!"
The flat-headed guard scolded: "Get lost, is I that kind of person?"
With the hand that had scratched his face, Hu Zhu plucked his nostrils forcefully, and then pinched the crushed vegetable leaves on his teeth, he laughed and said:
"Isn't it? I think so! Hahahaha!"
The flat-headed guard immediately retorted: "Fuck you, I'm normal!"
Boom!Boom!
The two were chatting happily when they suddenly heard a knock on the door.
The flat-headed guard was still angry, and shouted loudly: "Who is it? It's midnight!"
Lu Shan responded with a smile: "I was in a hurry, I encountered some accidents, and I didn't catch up with time!"
The stubble guard got up, walked to the door, picked up the rusty saber, and pouted at the crew-haired guard, motioning him to pick up the saber on the ground as well.
The flat-headed guard got up and picked up the sword as well.
The stubble guard held a saber in one hand, opened the door slightly with the other, and said sharply, "Report your name and the organization or city you belong to!"
Through the crack of the door, Lu Shan saw the stubble all over his face, and immediately thought of Hu Cha with the stubble all over his face in the small martial arts hall.
Without the slightest hesitation, he smiled and lied directly: "The poor Taoist Xiao Lushan is a Taoist disciple."
The bearded guards and the flat-headed guards behind the door were all taken aback and looked at each other.
The flat-headed guard nodded.
Only then did Guard Hu Zha widen the gap in the door, and asked, "May I ask, do you know if the Taoist priest has a teacher?"
Lu Shan smiled and continued to say: "Of course there are, Zhuang Xuzi is the teacher."
The bearded guard stared wide-eyed.
After being shocked, he hurriedly opened the door of the guard room, not caring about the wind and snow pouring in, and hurriedly said: "Daoist, please come in!"
Lu Shan raised his foot to enter the door, and nodded to the flat-headed guard.
The crew-haired guard's face was flushed, and he felt that the tone just now seemed to be a bit harsh, and guilt rose like the sun in his heart.
He threw down the saber in his hand, and hurriedly said: "I offended you just now, please don't blame the priest!"
Lu Shan waved his hand and said, "It's because the poor are more disturbed."
The stubble guard closed the door, threw away the rusty saber, walked forward quickly, and said:
"Where is the interruption, we are very happy to meet the disciple of the great sage!"
Lu Shan smiled and said nothing.
Hu Zha guard quickly moved a chair to Lu Shan, his tone full of shame:
"However, you can't open the city gate at night, and you have to wrong the Taoist priest to stay in our simple guard room all night. I really feel sorry for the Taoist priest!"
Lu Shan took the chair, sat down without being polite, and said, "You don't need to be polite, you don't need to be polite, poor Taoist travels around the world, where have you never stayed?"
The flat-headed guard thought blankly:
"Sure enough, he is indeed a master of Taoism. He eats the wind and drinks the dew, and his practice has reached the limitless state!"
But the stubble is thinking:
"There is no wind and snow on this long leg. It is obvious that the footwork is excellent. To be able to walk around the world, it must be a high level of cultivation!"
How did Lu Shan know that he was already an expert in the hearts of the two guards.
It's a pity that this "superior man" doesn't even know where he is, so he can only ask:
"Pindao has been walking in the snow field for many days, and today he arrived at a certain place, and met a Digusaurus. He was in a panic, so he arrived here. I don't know where this place is?"
"Earth bone dragon!" The two guards exclaimed in unison.
Hu Zhu tremblingly said: "The Taoist priest really has amazing footwork! It's really amazing to be able to escape from the Earth Bone Dragon, it's amazing!"
He was short of words for a while, so he could only express his admiration with "amazing" in a boring way.
The flat-headed guard spoke even more incoherently, saying:
"An adult bone dragon is at least half-immortal level! My God, it crushes countless creatures in minutes!"
After finishing speaking, the two looked at Lu Shan at the same time, and asked a question that they were both very concerned about and urgent: "Master Daoist, didn't the Digulong come this way?"
Lu Shan shook his head and said with a smile: "I don't know why, but that Digusaurus didn't keep chasing me, I'm afraid it has already left!"
The two patted their chests and said in unison: "That's good, that's good!"
(End of this chapter)
Polar snow field.
Miao Xiaomi looked up at the direction Lu Shan was leaving, and then looked up at the sky.
Meow~, meow~!
It stopped the catwalk and seemed to say: "Lu Shan, you can do it, it's not dangerous to find a place, I'll go play for a while!"
...
After running for another half an hour, Lu Shan finally saw a city dimly lit.
He looked towards the gate of the city, only to see that the gate was closed, and only the guard room was still lit with a faint fire.
In the guard room at the gate of the city, two guards were wearing simple gray armor, chatting and talking nonsense by the fireplace.
Two rusty war knives were randomly thrown on the ground beside the door like tatters, and the scabbard was thrown into the corner, with some spider webs hanging on it.
One of the guards had stubble all over his face, rubbed his hands and said, "At today's auction, those three little slaves are very popular!"
The other guard had a crew-shaven head, stretched out one foot and put it next to the stove, and said in surprise:
"They're runaway slaves, so what if they're hot, they're not going to be the objects of nobles' profanity!"
The bearded guard held his nose in distaste, kicked the stinky foot of the crew-haired guard, and cursed with a smile, "It stinks to death, put it on!"
The flat-headed guard withdrew his feet and apologized with a smile: "The shoes are a little wet, I'll put them on now, I'll put them on now!"
The stubble guard said: "You bastard!"
Immediately, he took out half a crumpled cigarette from his pocket, put it in his mouth, and without lighting it, said with a smile:
"Hahaha, speaking of those nobles, they are more perverted than the other. They just like the kind of youngsters with delicate skin and tender flesh. How many times do you think you won't be played to death?"
The crew-haired guard looked at the half-cigarette with greedy eyes and swallowed. He suddenly changed the subject and asked:
"Hey, let me ask you, my family has something to do later, who bought those three little escaped slaves?"
The bearded guard took two sips and said with a smile, "Old Bustard Jin!"
Then he asked mysteriously: "Do you know how much those three little escaped slaves paid for?"
The flat-headed guard asked, "How much?"
The bearded guard stretched out five fingers, shook them vigorously, and exaggeratedly said: "Those three little runaway slaves took a total of 50 yuan in the end! 50 yuan!"
Before the flat-headed guard was surprised, he continued, "Especially that little girl, who got 30 photos, which is really rare!"
The crew-haired guard suddenly sat up straight, and asked in surprise, "30 escaped slaves? Is the golden bustard crazy?"
The bearded guard stretched out his right middle finger and shook it, he laughed and said, "Do you think she is stupid? Take 30 to buy a little runaway slave?"
"Then how could it be?" The crew-haired guard scratched his head, then was taken aback for a moment, then seemed to think of something, and asked quickly, "Could it be that a customer made a reservation in advance?"
Hu Chan felt a little itchy on his cheeks, scratched the red pimples on his cheeks, and said with a sneer, "Need to say? Just think about it with your nose, and of course there are customers who want to buy it!"
The crew-haired guard changed into a more comfortable position and continued to enjoy the fire, cursing, "Damn it, those nobles are really perverted!"
The bearded guard laughed at him and said, "Hey, if you're rich, you might be a pervert!"
The flat-headed guard scolded: "Get lost, is I that kind of person?"
With the hand that had scratched his face, Hu Zhu plucked his nostrils forcefully, and then pinched the crushed vegetable leaves on his teeth, he laughed and said:
"Isn't it? I think so! Hahahaha!"
The flat-headed guard immediately retorted: "Fuck you, I'm normal!"
Boom!Boom!
The two were chatting happily when they suddenly heard a knock on the door.
The flat-headed guard was still angry, and shouted loudly: "Who is it? It's midnight!"
Lu Shan responded with a smile: "I was in a hurry, I encountered some accidents, and I didn't catch up with time!"
The stubble guard got up, walked to the door, picked up the rusty saber, and pouted at the crew-haired guard, motioning him to pick up the saber on the ground as well.
The flat-headed guard got up and picked up the sword as well.
The stubble guard held a saber in one hand, opened the door slightly with the other, and said sharply, "Report your name and the organization or city you belong to!"
Through the crack of the door, Lu Shan saw the stubble all over his face, and immediately thought of Hu Cha with the stubble all over his face in the small martial arts hall.
Without the slightest hesitation, he smiled and lied directly: "The poor Taoist Xiao Lushan is a Taoist disciple."
The bearded guards and the flat-headed guards behind the door were all taken aback and looked at each other.
The flat-headed guard nodded.
Only then did Guard Hu Zha widen the gap in the door, and asked, "May I ask, do you know if the Taoist priest has a teacher?"
Lu Shan smiled and continued to say: "Of course there are, Zhuang Xuzi is the teacher."
The bearded guard stared wide-eyed.
After being shocked, he hurriedly opened the door of the guard room, not caring about the wind and snow pouring in, and hurriedly said: "Daoist, please come in!"
Lu Shan raised his foot to enter the door, and nodded to the flat-headed guard.
The crew-haired guard's face was flushed, and he felt that the tone just now seemed to be a bit harsh, and guilt rose like the sun in his heart.
He threw down the saber in his hand, and hurriedly said: "I offended you just now, please don't blame the priest!"
Lu Shan waved his hand and said, "It's because the poor are more disturbed."
The stubble guard closed the door, threw away the rusty saber, walked forward quickly, and said:
"Where is the interruption, we are very happy to meet the disciple of the great sage!"
Lu Shan smiled and said nothing.
Hu Zha guard quickly moved a chair to Lu Shan, his tone full of shame:
"However, you can't open the city gate at night, and you have to wrong the Taoist priest to stay in our simple guard room all night. I really feel sorry for the Taoist priest!"
Lu Shan took the chair, sat down without being polite, and said, "You don't need to be polite, you don't need to be polite, poor Taoist travels around the world, where have you never stayed?"
The flat-headed guard thought blankly:
"Sure enough, he is indeed a master of Taoism. He eats the wind and drinks the dew, and his practice has reached the limitless state!"
But the stubble is thinking:
"There is no wind and snow on this long leg. It is obvious that the footwork is excellent. To be able to walk around the world, it must be a high level of cultivation!"
How did Lu Shan know that he was already an expert in the hearts of the two guards.
It's a pity that this "superior man" doesn't even know where he is, so he can only ask:
"Pindao has been walking in the snow field for many days, and today he arrived at a certain place, and met a Digusaurus. He was in a panic, so he arrived here. I don't know where this place is?"
"Earth bone dragon!" The two guards exclaimed in unison.
Hu Zhu tremblingly said: "The Taoist priest really has amazing footwork! It's really amazing to be able to escape from the Earth Bone Dragon, it's amazing!"
He was short of words for a while, so he could only express his admiration with "amazing" in a boring way.
The flat-headed guard spoke even more incoherently, saying:
"An adult bone dragon is at least half-immortal level! My God, it crushes countless creatures in minutes!"
After finishing speaking, the two looked at Lu Shan at the same time, and asked a question that they were both very concerned about and urgent: "Master Daoist, didn't the Digulong come this way?"
Lu Shan shook his head and said with a smile: "I don't know why, but that Digusaurus didn't keep chasing me, I'm afraid it has already left!"
The two patted their chests and said in unison: "That's good, that's good!"
(End of this chapter)
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