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Chapter 52 God Can Play
Chapter 52 God Can Play
"It turns out that God is here too!"
Queen Mother Xi straightened up her attire right away, she couldn't lose her status in front of Shangshen, let alone the stockings were Shangshen's belongings.
"I've heard of your name, Queen Mother, and you look more beautiful in person."
Hao Qiang immediately started flattering, no woman would hate to praise her so much.
"Thank you God... I'm still working hard... Thanks to you for getting this suit."
The Queen Mother pointed to the stockings on her legs. She liked them very much. After posting a selfie, Ashura and the Demon Emperor were so fascinated by her that they kept making appointments, saying that they had already booked a room in a love hotel.
"Actually, I am here today to see if there is any possibility of cooperation between you and Miss Xuannv, and on the other hand, I am asking the Queen Mother for a little favor."
Hao Qiang didn't hide it anymore, and directly explained his intention.
"At first, I thought that all the clothes of the Shangshen would be handed over to Xuannv for sale, but now...the Shangshen has something to do, just ask."
The Queen Mother of the West gave Jiutian Xuannv a hard look, to see how I would deal with you.
"I have a relationship with Nuwa...Since Bai Suzhen is Nuwa's god-niece, I, as an uncle, can't just sit idly by...Buddha, you can persuade me...I'm not convenient."
Hao Qiang didn't say it directly, anyway, it's just inconvenient, let's see if you can help me with this.
"The Buddha is currently organizing a nunnery to attract female bachelors. He just needs my help. I take this opportunity to beat him. What's so good about being single."
The Queen Mother of the West agreed immediately, if they were all single in the future, there would be no one in the fairy world.
Originally, whether it is the heaven or the Buddhist world, there are more men than women, more monks and less meat. Those who stick to singleism do not mean that they will never get married, but they must find a reason for being single.
What's more, Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen's fame has risen even more since the diaosi men recently started touring in the world of Buddhism, fairyland, and demon world, especially Bai Suzhen has become a well-known figure, the goddess in the hearts of otaku.
"Thank you, Queen Mother... Actually, the clothes I provided are all cheap. I heard that Nine Heavens Profound Girl has a lot of raw materials, such as silk, spider webs, etc., which can further optimize the clothes you wear, Queen Mother. The two of you can cooperate, and your clothes will be cutting-edge in the future, how great it is."
Seeing that the Jade Emperor had been sending voice transmissions to him, Hao Qiang asked him to help calm down the two of them, and finally he had no choice but to mediate.
It's pathetic for a man to do this.
"That sounds good to God."
The Queen Mother hasn't let go of her anger yet, but she has to give Shangshen face, so she can only suppress it temporarily.
"This is a gift from me to you, see if you like it?"
Hao Qiang was not an idiot, he immediately sent all the women's clothes he bought, almost filling the Jade Emperor's bedroom.
The Jade Emperor's eyes almost jumped out of his eyes, because the clothes were too simple, and some of them probably couldn't even cover their private parts.
People in the upper realm really know how to play.
For the first time, the Jade Emperor felt like a country bumpkin. Could it be that he was out of date?
The Queen Mother of the West started to pick out a long time ago, and found that all of them were high-quality goods, and she felt a little distressed to give up that one. She also found that it seems that only the Nine Heavens Xuannv can really exert the effect of this kind of clothes to the extreme.
"Xuannv, I leave these to you...but in the future..."
Queen Mother Xi pulled her face, pretending that I let you go today, and you will figure it out later.
"I will not look for the Jade Emperor again in the future, please rest assured that if there are good clothes, I will wear them for you as soon as possible."
Under the eaves, she had to bow her head. Originally, she had some hope for the Jade Emperor, but today she saw that he was not manly at all, so she couldn't help being a little disappointed.
Gradually, she began to think about how to get in touch with Shangshen. These clothes were too advanced.
"Queen Mother Xi, hurry up and take care of the matter of the Buddha. I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first..."
After Hao Qiang finished speaking, he closed the window, and the rest has nothing to do with him.
He had to find Taibai and Yuelao first to find out how the concert tour was going.
……
When Hao Qiang located Taibai and Yuelao, he looked at the scene below and was stunned. They were all drunk.
Han Xiangzi: Suzhen, if Xu Xian treats you badly, my brother's arms are always open to you;
Four Heavenly Kings: I really regret being single for so many years, it feels so good to be hugged by a woman.
Xu Xian: Suzhen is my woman...Han Xiangzi, where are you going to put your hands?
Yuelao: God knows how to play;
Taibai Jinxing: I really look forward to the spread of cinema in the Seven Realms. Marriage is the tomb of love. How good it is to keep a few, and then choose a few good quality ones to give to God;
Bai Suzhen: If I had known I would not have gotten married so early!
Tieguai Li: Ever since I got Baihe Jiayuan, I, a cripple, have also become a celebrity, and my private messages are full every day;
Hao Qiang shook his head, knowing without asking, this concert must be very good.
People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. This time Xu Xian has accepted it, even if he really walks with Bai Suzhen, he doesn't know whether Bai Suzhen can withstand the temptation of being famous.
"It seems that the concert is going very well!"
Hao Qiang couldn't help but open his mouth, except for Taibai Jinxing, this group of guys still remembered him, and everyone else was interested in him.
"God..."
A few people suddenly became energetic.
"Thanks to God's advice, it was a complete success."
Taibai Jinxing cupped his fists respectfully, without Hao Qiang's suggestion, how could they have thought of it.
"Little girl, thank God for His perfection."
Bai Suzhen's face turned red, and she admired Hao Qiang more and more in her heart. It would be great if it was her own man.
"Ding: You have received 50 cents coins from Yuelao;"
"Ding: You have received 80 cents coins from Taibaijinxing;"
"Ding: You received a string of Buddhist beads from Xu Xian;"
"Ding: You received underwear from Bai Suzhen..."
"Ding: You have received 100 million cents from Tieguai Li;"
Hao Qiang looked at the displayed balance of 240 million cents coins, and finally the smile returned to the corner of his mouth, but what does Bai Suzhen mean?Seduce yourself?
Snakes are inherently obscene, so it really wasn't a cover-up.
Hao Qiang sighed, it seems that he has to hurry up to upgrade the version, otherwise he can only do sports with obscene clothes, if he tastes Bai Suzhen's red lips, he is willing to pay a little price.
Xu Xian, Xu Xian, who told you to be so picky, I can only wear a hat for you!
"God, I don't know where the Queen Mother is..."
Yue Lao was a little worried that there would be problems with the Buddha. According to the current results, most people in the Three Realms had already sided with Xu Xian.
According to the survey of Baihe Jiayuan user data given by the Otaku Giant Spirit God, many people in the Buddhist world have already started to make moves, and gradually hooked up with women from the demon world, fairy world, and underworld on the Baihe Jiayuan client.
"I can rest assured that the Queen Mother will handle things."
Hao Qiang had no doubts about this point, the Buddha had to show face to the Queen Mother, otherwise the five catties of Tieguanyin he bought would be wasted.
"God, may I ask if you are still single?"
Bai Suzhen's words were not astonishing and kept dying, and she didn't even notice that Xu Xian was on the verge of breaking out.
Taibai Jinxing and Yue Lao looked at each other and smiled meaningfully.
"I am more specific to emotions, and I only have Nuwa in my heart, waiting for her to conquer my heart."
Hao Qiang started talking nonsense, shemale love is still a bit awkward, who knows if she will deform on the bed.
"Then how did you solve it for thousands of years?"
Tieguai Li said what Bai Suzhen was going to ask next. He is the representative of nerds. For thousands of years, watching Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu go out in pairs, playing music every night, made his right arm muscles stronger than his left arm. many.
(End of this chapter)
"It turns out that God is here too!"
Queen Mother Xi straightened up her attire right away, she couldn't lose her status in front of Shangshen, let alone the stockings were Shangshen's belongings.
"I've heard of your name, Queen Mother, and you look more beautiful in person."
Hao Qiang immediately started flattering, no woman would hate to praise her so much.
"Thank you God... I'm still working hard... Thanks to you for getting this suit."
The Queen Mother pointed to the stockings on her legs. She liked them very much. After posting a selfie, Ashura and the Demon Emperor were so fascinated by her that they kept making appointments, saying that they had already booked a room in a love hotel.
"Actually, I am here today to see if there is any possibility of cooperation between you and Miss Xuannv, and on the other hand, I am asking the Queen Mother for a little favor."
Hao Qiang didn't hide it anymore, and directly explained his intention.
"At first, I thought that all the clothes of the Shangshen would be handed over to Xuannv for sale, but now...the Shangshen has something to do, just ask."
The Queen Mother of the West gave Jiutian Xuannv a hard look, to see how I would deal with you.
"I have a relationship with Nuwa...Since Bai Suzhen is Nuwa's god-niece, I, as an uncle, can't just sit idly by...Buddha, you can persuade me...I'm not convenient."
Hao Qiang didn't say it directly, anyway, it's just inconvenient, let's see if you can help me with this.
"The Buddha is currently organizing a nunnery to attract female bachelors. He just needs my help. I take this opportunity to beat him. What's so good about being single."
The Queen Mother of the West agreed immediately, if they were all single in the future, there would be no one in the fairy world.
Originally, whether it is the heaven or the Buddhist world, there are more men than women, more monks and less meat. Those who stick to singleism do not mean that they will never get married, but they must find a reason for being single.
What's more, Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen's fame has risen even more since the diaosi men recently started touring in the world of Buddhism, fairyland, and demon world, especially Bai Suzhen has become a well-known figure, the goddess in the hearts of otaku.
"Thank you, Queen Mother... Actually, the clothes I provided are all cheap. I heard that Nine Heavens Profound Girl has a lot of raw materials, such as silk, spider webs, etc., which can further optimize the clothes you wear, Queen Mother. The two of you can cooperate, and your clothes will be cutting-edge in the future, how great it is."
Seeing that the Jade Emperor had been sending voice transmissions to him, Hao Qiang asked him to help calm down the two of them, and finally he had no choice but to mediate.
It's pathetic for a man to do this.
"That sounds good to God."
The Queen Mother hasn't let go of her anger yet, but she has to give Shangshen face, so she can only suppress it temporarily.
"This is a gift from me to you, see if you like it?"
Hao Qiang was not an idiot, he immediately sent all the women's clothes he bought, almost filling the Jade Emperor's bedroom.
The Jade Emperor's eyes almost jumped out of his eyes, because the clothes were too simple, and some of them probably couldn't even cover their private parts.
People in the upper realm really know how to play.
For the first time, the Jade Emperor felt like a country bumpkin. Could it be that he was out of date?
The Queen Mother of the West started to pick out a long time ago, and found that all of them were high-quality goods, and she felt a little distressed to give up that one. She also found that it seems that only the Nine Heavens Xuannv can really exert the effect of this kind of clothes to the extreme.
"Xuannv, I leave these to you...but in the future..."
Queen Mother Xi pulled her face, pretending that I let you go today, and you will figure it out later.
"I will not look for the Jade Emperor again in the future, please rest assured that if there are good clothes, I will wear them for you as soon as possible."
Under the eaves, she had to bow her head. Originally, she had some hope for the Jade Emperor, but today she saw that he was not manly at all, so she couldn't help being a little disappointed.
Gradually, she began to think about how to get in touch with Shangshen. These clothes were too advanced.
"Queen Mother Xi, hurry up and take care of the matter of the Buddha. I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first..."
After Hao Qiang finished speaking, he closed the window, and the rest has nothing to do with him.
He had to find Taibai and Yuelao first to find out how the concert tour was going.
……
When Hao Qiang located Taibai and Yuelao, he looked at the scene below and was stunned. They were all drunk.
Han Xiangzi: Suzhen, if Xu Xian treats you badly, my brother's arms are always open to you;
Four Heavenly Kings: I really regret being single for so many years, it feels so good to be hugged by a woman.
Xu Xian: Suzhen is my woman...Han Xiangzi, where are you going to put your hands?
Yuelao: God knows how to play;
Taibai Jinxing: I really look forward to the spread of cinema in the Seven Realms. Marriage is the tomb of love. How good it is to keep a few, and then choose a few good quality ones to give to God;
Bai Suzhen: If I had known I would not have gotten married so early!
Tieguai Li: Ever since I got Baihe Jiayuan, I, a cripple, have also become a celebrity, and my private messages are full every day;
Hao Qiang shook his head, knowing without asking, this concert must be very good.
People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. This time Xu Xian has accepted it, even if he really walks with Bai Suzhen, he doesn't know whether Bai Suzhen can withstand the temptation of being famous.
"It seems that the concert is going very well!"
Hao Qiang couldn't help but open his mouth, except for Taibai Jinxing, this group of guys still remembered him, and everyone else was interested in him.
"God..."
A few people suddenly became energetic.
"Thanks to God's advice, it was a complete success."
Taibai Jinxing cupped his fists respectfully, without Hao Qiang's suggestion, how could they have thought of it.
"Little girl, thank God for His perfection."
Bai Suzhen's face turned red, and she admired Hao Qiang more and more in her heart. It would be great if it was her own man.
"Ding: You have received 50 cents coins from Yuelao;"
"Ding: You have received 80 cents coins from Taibaijinxing;"
"Ding: You received a string of Buddhist beads from Xu Xian;"
"Ding: You received underwear from Bai Suzhen..."
"Ding: You have received 100 million cents from Tieguai Li;"
Hao Qiang looked at the displayed balance of 240 million cents coins, and finally the smile returned to the corner of his mouth, but what does Bai Suzhen mean?Seduce yourself?
Snakes are inherently obscene, so it really wasn't a cover-up.
Hao Qiang sighed, it seems that he has to hurry up to upgrade the version, otherwise he can only do sports with obscene clothes, if he tastes Bai Suzhen's red lips, he is willing to pay a little price.
Xu Xian, Xu Xian, who told you to be so picky, I can only wear a hat for you!
"God, I don't know where the Queen Mother is..."
Yue Lao was a little worried that there would be problems with the Buddha. According to the current results, most people in the Three Realms had already sided with Xu Xian.
According to the survey of Baihe Jiayuan user data given by the Otaku Giant Spirit God, many people in the Buddhist world have already started to make moves, and gradually hooked up with women from the demon world, fairy world, and underworld on the Baihe Jiayuan client.
"I can rest assured that the Queen Mother will handle things."
Hao Qiang had no doubts about this point, the Buddha had to show face to the Queen Mother, otherwise the five catties of Tieguanyin he bought would be wasted.
"God, may I ask if you are still single?"
Bai Suzhen's words were not astonishing and kept dying, and she didn't even notice that Xu Xian was on the verge of breaking out.
Taibai Jinxing and Yue Lao looked at each other and smiled meaningfully.
"I am more specific to emotions, and I only have Nuwa in my heart, waiting for her to conquer my heart."
Hao Qiang started talking nonsense, shemale love is still a bit awkward, who knows if she will deform on the bed.
"Then how did you solve it for thousands of years?"
Tieguai Li said what Bai Suzhen was going to ask next. He is the representative of nerds. For thousands of years, watching Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu go out in pairs, playing music every night, made his right arm muscles stronger than his left arm. many.
(End of this chapter)
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