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Chapter 42

"I remember, I must be ready to speak, is there anything else I need to pay attention to?"

Bai Suzhen didn't expect the God of God to be so scheming, and she didn't know if the Buddha could endure such a tour.

I believe that there must be many singles who will get rid of the sea of ​​suffering and plunge into the sea of ​​love.

"Are you okay with oral sex?"

After Hao Qiang thought about it, he still had to place an advertisement, after all, God of Cookery and Taibai were already in preparation.

"That...it's okay...Xu Xian likes it very much."

Bai Suzhen was a little shy when she heard this, what does Shangshen mean?
Hao Qiang was a little dazed, did Xu Xian like it?Damn, I seem to have said the wrong thing.

"I mean, are you fast-talking?"

Hao Qiang didn't expect the Immortal World to play so well, it must be that Peng Zu's propaganda is in place, I really want to meet this great god himself.

Even if it is to learn two tricks.

"I was the host at the Queen Mother's Peach Banquet. When I was in the Demon Realm, I won the Demon Realm News Live Broadcast Award, the Best Newcomer Broadcast Award, and the most beautiful host for three consecutive years. Does this count?"

Bai Suzhen wished to present her certificates to Hao Qiang one by one, and she didn't know why, so she wanted to prove to Hao Qiang that she is not a person who relies on her family to make a living, and relies on her face to make a living, and is a person with real abilities.

"That's even better. In the middle of the concert, remember to add that you were supported by Yuelao's Baihe Jiayuan during the most difficult times. When you want to cry, you can go to Zhu Gangli's winery. When you don't want to go out Just ask God of Cookery to deliver food, and go to Taibai Jinxing's movie theater when you feel panicked."

Hao Qiang was secretly happy, the star effect is what you want, after all, Bai Suzhen is a star figure of Yaozu, her words are very influential, it is definitely not a problem.

Four of Han Xiangzi's bands are the four great single kings in the Buddhist world. Drinking, chatting, watching movies and eating are all normal needs of singles.

"Then you can go to Taibai and Yuelao later to discuss the specific itinerary and the location of the tour, and they will make it right."

After Hao Qiang finished speaking, he turned off the call with her, and was not in a hurry to squeeze anything from her for the time being, he had to let the bait out first.

The only difficult thing to deal with now is the Buddha, how should we proceed?
The Buddha has been a single man for so many years, and he doesn't like ordinary temptations at all. Does he have to start with fans and followers?Or ask Taibai Jinxing.

"Taibai, how are Han Xiangzi's preparations going?"

Hao Qiang directly clicked on Taibai Jinxing's profile picture to start remote monitoring.

Through the camera, Hao Qiang found that Xu Xian was practicing singing with the diaosi men's group, and it seemed that the progress was not bad.

"Shangshen doesn't know something. Xu Xian's IQ is only 30, and he's a bit stingy. He can't bear to use so much mental power. The Four Heavenly Kings just used mental power to develop his IQ. Finally, he can memorize the lyrics."

Taibai Jinxing was a little helpless, it was the first time seeing such a stingy Buddhist disciple.

That kid won't be stingy with himself, right?

Hao Qiang suddenly had a headache, this kid didn't even let go of his benefactor, it's too hateful, let's see how he will deal with you in the future.

"Teach him well, and beat me hard if he doesn't obey...By the way, how much do you know about the Buddhist world and the Buddha?"

Hao Qiang gave the order harshly, and it's up to you.

"The Buddhist world is currently divided into three camps. One is Sakyamuni Buddha, who is in charge of the central Saha world, where singles live and has the largest number of believers; the other is Amitabha Buddha, who is in charge of the Western Paradise and is the most traditional believer in Buddhism. The place where people live together, they eat fast and chant Buddha all day long, and they don’t leave the gate at ordinary times, so the nerds are talking about them; one is the pharmacist Liuli Buddha, who is in charge of the Eastern Pure Glass World, where all single men and women with glass hearts live together.”

In fact, Taibai Jinxing didn’t know much about this matter. He only heard it from hearsay. He said that half a leaf of the future Buddha suddenly came from the outside world.

Ever since, the three major Buddhist masters in the Buddhist world put forward their own suggestions one after another, and divided the Buddhist world into three major areas according to their own beliefs. Don't even mention it, the number of Buddhist believers is really getting bigger and bigger, and each area faith is getting stronger and stronger.

"Does Shakyamuni Buddha have any hobbies?"

Hao Qiang has a bit of a headache. If the future Buddha knows that the three of them have tossed the Buddhist world like this, he wonders if he will break the precept and go mad.

"I like to drink tea, and I have to make half a catty of Wudao tea every day... Also, he has a cleanliness habit and takes baths ten times a day."

Taibai Jinxing heard this from the four heavenly kings. They should not be wrong because they are people around the Buddha.

"He drinks tea from a bowl?"

Hao Qiang suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and finally knew where to start.

"Don't mention it, the Buddha's favorite tea set was broken by the Golden Winged Roc King, so he had no choice but to drink tea from a bowl."

Taibai Jinxing was lucky enough to see it once, and the feeling of drinking tea is really worth mentioning.

Buddha Shakyamuni originally had a big nose and a big mouth. Although he drank tea carefully every time, he was scalded by hot water every time, which eventually made his lips thicker and thicker.

"Then if I give him a tea set, do you think he will accept it or not?"

Hao Qiang hopes to start from now on, and Mao Jian, Tieguanyin, and Longjing in the mortal world can also be given to him.

"This... God, although you are a senior with boundless mana... But the Buddha is a bully, and he will not accept anything given to him by outsiders, for fear of being reported."

Taibai Jinxing was a little worried about hurting God's face, so he tried to keep his tone calm.

"If you want to solve Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen's problems once and for all, you have to impress the Buddha first... you have to do both."

Hao Qiang was in a difficult situation for the first time this time, the Buddha was not so easy to deal with.

"Actually, the relationship between the Buddha and the Queen Mother is pretty good... If you ask her to do things..."

Taibai Jinxing kept his mouth shut when he talked about picking it up. After all, the relationship between the Queen Mother of the West and the Buddha is too ambiguous, and it has always been a matter of trouble for the Jade Emperor.

If he knew that he had stabbed this matter today, the Jade Emperor would definitely not let him off lightly.

"You can continue to train Xu Xian... By the way, I have entrusted Bai Suzhen with the promotion of the demon world. I think she will come back to you later. You can make the arrangements for the rest... Just leave the money to Xu Xian and the others, don't worry about it." You're so stupid that you pay for it yourself."

Hao Qiang didn't want to take advantage of Xu Xian, a stingy guy, so easily.

Queen Mother of the West, how can I impress you?

Hao Qiang still has a headache. The last time he clicked on the profile picture of Queen Mother Xi, he seemed to be a bit of an Internet celebrity. How about giving her clothes?

She is so open, how about some fun...

Hao Qiang gradually got a clue. It seemed that his figure was about the same as that of Shen Yao. It seemed that he had to ask her for help. As a big star, his taste in clothes was absolutely top-notch.

(End of this chapter)