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Chapter 2 Unspoken Rules of the Immortal World

dong dong!

Hao Qiang went to the door and rang the doorbell, but there was no response, and he knocked on the door for a long time without any response.

Reluctantly, he took out his mobile phone and made a call, but there was still no one.

"Isn't this a joke?"

Hao Qiang was a little annoyed, your order was still delivered expedited, but when it arrived, there was no one there, and it went missing.

click!
Hao Qiang subconsciously twisted the handle and opened it. Could something be wrong?
"Is there anyone, I am delivering food?"

Hao Qiang put the food on the ground, put two plastic bags on his feet, so as not to dirty the floor of others, he still has some professional qualities.

click!
The bathroom door rang.

Hao Qiang turned his head subconsciously, and immediately froze, even taking a bath in broad daylight.

So white and big!

"Who let you in..."

A charming face appeared in the bathroom, very beautiful, but a bit cold.

"I called……"

"roll……"

Before he finished speaking, Hao Qiang was interrupted.

"I just want to remind you...you're gone..."

After Hao Qiang finished speaking, he took a hard look, and gently closed the door with the food in his hand.

He wanted to leave, but cash on delivery!
3 minute later.

The door finally opened again.

"Here you are... hooligan."

This beauty is wearing a long white dress, and the pink underwear inside can be vaguely seen.

"No one knocked on the door, didn't answer the phone, and it wasn't intentional... Who told you to take a shower without clothes."

Hao Qiang is a bit aggrieved, what kind of cleanliness are you pretending to take when taking a bath in broad daylight.

"Are you taking a shower and getting dressed?"

The beauty snorted coldly, and must report you.

"Hehe...you are so beautiful..."

Hao Qiang was a little embarrassed, and ran downstairs quickly after collecting the money.

What a shame!
Back in the dormitory, Liu Fugui probably went to deliver the food, Hao Qiang lay on the bed and opened WeChat Moments.

Canopy Marshal Zhu Ganglu: Recently, the business has been getting worse and worse, and fewer and fewer people are buying piglets. When can I become rich and handsome and be promoted to the rich list of the Heavenly Court?

Sell ​​piggies?
Fortunately, you can figure it out, Tianting is looking for Yang Jian to buy pets, Xiao Tiangou may hook up with some kind of beast, hybridize a good breed, and it will be cool when it is pulled out. Who is okay to buy piglets and raise them back?
"Thanks to the Jade Emperor's second son who made you Marshal of the Canopy, you have a pig's brain, and the Heavenly Court raises piglets, so you can't make pork chops. It's a pity that you are full of pork."

Hao Qiang couldn't help but send him a message, this kind of pig brain has to be despised, otherwise I'm sorry for our high IQ.

Pig brain?
Lao Tzu is a pig himself, okay, so I don't despise immortals so much.

Marshal Zhu Gangli of the Canopy performed a body search, but he couldn't locate where the sound was coming from.

Could it be from the God Realm?

Fortunately, Hao Qiang didn't know what Zhu Gangli was thinking, otherwise he would have to be hit hard. You can be a pig or have a pig's brain, but you can't be as stupid as a pig. You are Zhu Gangli, the head of a pig.

"Master, what are pork chops? Pig bones? Only God of Cookery can make this kind of thing, Xiaoxian can't."

Zhu Ganglian clasped his fists respectfully, and explained helplessly.

"It's just a compliment to say you're a pig. You won't recruit the God of Cookery into your team. If you're the boss, let the God of Cookery do it for you, and you'll be rewarded with dividends."

Hao Qiang suddenly became interested, and thought that this Xianxia enthusiast was quite interesting, so he started joking.

"The Great God is the Great God, and the words tell the truth. The God of Cookery is also worried about new food styles recently. Over the past million years, he has not had any new dishes. The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother have criticized him many times."

Zhu Ganglian thinks that the suggestion of the God of Cookery is really great, and it is expected that the God of Cookery will not refuse.

"To be a pig, you have to keep pace with the times. I'll wait for your good news... By the way, how far have you and Chang'e developed, are you still peeking at her taking a bath all day?"

Hao Qiang suddenly thought of his relationship with Guanghan fairy Chang'e, maybe she is also a boring person in reality.

"Wu Gang snatched it away... He is the Jade Emperor's nephew. He secretly confessed his love to Chang'e. I couldn't stand it and I reported it anonymously to prevent them from seeing each other. Who knew that the Jade Emperor punished him to go to the Guanghan Palace because of his selfish intentions. Cutting trees, going back and forth..."

The more Zhu Gangli thought about it, the more angry he was, and he swung the nine-toothed rake, almost overturning his pigsty.

"I didn't expect Chang'e to be such a powerful woman, brother pig, I'm sorry for your infatuation..."

Hao Qiang held back his smile, but he didn't expect this fancier to be infatuated, fantasizing that he was a seed of infatuation.

"That's why I am determined to become tall, rich and handsome. When the time comes, I will ascend to the God Realm and find the Western Goddess of Life to give me plastic surgery."

Zhu Ganglian clenched his fists tightly. Although he has 36 changes, he can't maintain it for a long time after all, and there are loopholes.

For the sake of future generations, we must not leave any future troubles, and we must be thorough from the inside to the outside.

"Then hurry up and find the God of Cookery, the future Gao Fushuai."

Hao Qiang felt that if he continued to tease him, he would become crazy.

(End of this chapter)