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Chapter 108 The Pig Who Jumped into Tianhe
Chapter 108 The Pig Who Jumped into Tianhe
Although Hao Qiang didn't know what would happen if his soul was bitten off, seeing Zhao Gao in this state, it probably hurts a lot. Anyway, this matter has nothing to do with Hao Qiang, so he said to Han Bing: " let's go."
Han Bing nodded, then picked up a few things and walked outside. As for Hao Qiang, he could only hug the remaining mountain-like things in his arms.
"He's so strong."
The cashier stared dumbfounded at the pile of clothes that Hao Qiang was holding that was taller than others, it was simply unbelievable.
Anyway, Hao Qiang felt that he must have been regarded as a monster by the people around him along the way. Fortunately, Han Bing went down first and drove the car out, and then threw all Hao Qiang's clothes into it.
"What do you want to buy so many suits? Don't tell me you want to form a gang or something. It's all in TV dramas."
Han Bing was actually quite puzzled, whether it was buying so many condoms last time or the clothes this time, it made Hao Qiang look weird.
Hao Qiang smiled and said, "I'm not a sophomore in middle school, I have some use for these clothes."
It can't be said that it is worn by the gods in the heaven, right?What's more, even if she said it, she would definitely not believe it. If that's the case, she might as well not say it.
In fact, although he still doesn't know what's going on in Zhu Gangli, Hao Qiang has an idea. In his opinion, there are too many bachelors in heaven, such as Zhu Gangli.
It's not that he, Marshal of the Canopy, doesn't like other female fairies, but that there are too few female fairies that Zhu Ganglu can get in touch with at ordinary times.
Another example is Yuelao. Although this guy is in charge of marriages in the Seven Realms, it doesn't mean that he can draw the red line as he wants. He can only look at the marriage spectrum, not that he can change it.
If so, why is he still an old bachelor?
There is also the generation of Genzhengmiao Hongxian like Taibai Jinxing, a famous fairy like him in the heaven is still a single dog, let alone other fairy, but thinking this way seems to be disrespectful to Xiaotiangou, right?This guy has a white tiger, okay?
All in all, there are too many single immortals in Tianting now, and there are many immortals that Hao Qiang doesn't know. Well, these immortals may be able to help him with their abilities.
In fact, don't talk about heaven, think about hell, if one of the top ten kings of Yan gets married to a reincarnation king, and the other party is a man, what do you want them to do?
There is also the Shura world, their leader Asura is still a super big dick, and he still misses the Queen Mother of the West to this day.
So, if Hao Qiang asks Yuelao to hold a blind date meeting, it should have a good effect, right?Especially these suits let them wear them, tsk tsk, I feel excited just thinking about it.
"What are you thinking?"
Han Bing looked at Hao Qiang with absent-minded eyes a little angrily. She felt that Hao Qiang must be thinking about something bad again.
"It's nothing."
Hao Qiang replied, then took out his mobile phone and started playing.
Generally speaking, there are really too many friends in his WeChat, and most of them are the ones who play tricks. If he wants to find a fairy without a name, it is basically impossible.
Zhu Ganglian: Huh, old pig, I'm bankrupt, huh.
Sun Wukong: Second Junior Brother, why are you bothering?
Sha Wujing: Generally speaking, Second Senior Brother is too naive, I can't stand it anymore.
Taibai Jinxing: Hehe.
Xu Xian: Let me ask you weakly, where can I go through divorce procedures?
……
How is this going?
Hao Qiang was taken aback when he saw the movement of Zhu Ganglu's hair. He didn't care that he was in Han Bing's car now, so he directly located Zhu Ganglu and found that he was by the Tianhe River at this time.
"Marshal, if you want to be more open, you can't jump."
Tian Bingjia panicked and looked at the Canopy Marshal Zhu Gangli who looked puzzled.
"Even a fairy like Bi Xiao can trick me into going bankrupt, I really can't live."
Zhu Ganglian immediately burst into tears when he disagreed with each other. First of all, he took out the nine-tooth nail rake and dug a few times directly on the ground, as if the ground was Bixiao.
Heavenly General B sat helplessly on a chair and looked at his immediate superior, saying that Marshal Canopy has been here for several days, well, why hasn't this guy jumped yet?
But it is said that pigs or dogs are born to swim, right?Although the water in the Tianhe River is weak, it shouldn't be possible to drown a canopy marshal who has the mana of Da Luo Jinxian, right?Well, the Marshal is a pig.
What Heavenly Soldiers A and General B didn't know was that there was another pair of eyes staring at this place in the void.
Hao Qiang was a little speechless, isn't this Zhu Gangli the same as the one he knew before?When will this pig be so sad.
"Gang Lian, this female fairy, I can have it again in the future, but how can you go bankrupt?" Hao Qiang decided to speak out.
But what Hao Qiang and Heavenly Soldiers A and General B didn't expect was that Zhu Gangli was startled by Hao Qiang's voice at this time, and fell straight into the Milky Way.
There was only a thud, and the pig was gone.
Heavenly Soldier A and Heavenly General B looked at each other, and then they both raised their voices and shouted loudly: "It's bad, it's bad, Marshal Tianpeng committed suicide and jumped into the Tianhe River, it's bad."
These two didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, but they directly used their mana and shouted, which immediately aroused discussions among the immortals in the heaven.
"What? Marshal Canopy can't think about it?"
"No way, this is the position of power in charge of one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. If you don't want it, it's a fake."
"Hype, it's definitely hype, but don't pigs know how to swim?"
"Pigs can swim ass, dogs can."
"I warn you, I can't bite you to death if you speak ill of a dog."
"It's the Roaring Sky Dog Beast God. It's a sin, but this dog meat seems to be a great tonic."
……
Because of the overwhelming shouts of Heavenly Soldiers A and Heavenly General B, all the immortals in the Heavenly Court knew that Marshal Tianpeng committed suicide by jumping into the Tianhe River, and Tianhe River unexpectedly became a scenic spot for a while.
At this time, the Jade Emperor stood up. At first, the immortals thought he was trying to keep everyone from watching, but they didn't expect him to say: "If the Aiqings want to come to Tianhe to watch the ceremony, they need to pay the value of [-] immortal coins."
Well, the Jade Emperor came here to make a fortune, but now our Canopy Marshal is floating on the Milky Way, a hundred thousand miles away from the place where he fell into the water before, and the immortals in the Heavenly Court naturally don't know about it.
Zhu Gangli looked at the sky in some confusion, he didn't understand how he fell into the Milky Way, by the way, he seemed to hear the voice of God, his eyes widened when he thought of this.
(End of this chapter)
Although Hao Qiang didn't know what would happen if his soul was bitten off, seeing Zhao Gao in this state, it probably hurts a lot. Anyway, this matter has nothing to do with Hao Qiang, so he said to Han Bing: " let's go."
Han Bing nodded, then picked up a few things and walked outside. As for Hao Qiang, he could only hug the remaining mountain-like things in his arms.
"He's so strong."
The cashier stared dumbfounded at the pile of clothes that Hao Qiang was holding that was taller than others, it was simply unbelievable.
Anyway, Hao Qiang felt that he must have been regarded as a monster by the people around him along the way. Fortunately, Han Bing went down first and drove the car out, and then threw all Hao Qiang's clothes into it.
"What do you want to buy so many suits? Don't tell me you want to form a gang or something. It's all in TV dramas."
Han Bing was actually quite puzzled, whether it was buying so many condoms last time or the clothes this time, it made Hao Qiang look weird.
Hao Qiang smiled and said, "I'm not a sophomore in middle school, I have some use for these clothes."
It can't be said that it is worn by the gods in the heaven, right?What's more, even if she said it, she would definitely not believe it. If that's the case, she might as well not say it.
In fact, although he still doesn't know what's going on in Zhu Gangli, Hao Qiang has an idea. In his opinion, there are too many bachelors in heaven, such as Zhu Gangli.
It's not that he, Marshal of the Canopy, doesn't like other female fairies, but that there are too few female fairies that Zhu Ganglu can get in touch with at ordinary times.
Another example is Yuelao. Although this guy is in charge of marriages in the Seven Realms, it doesn't mean that he can draw the red line as he wants. He can only look at the marriage spectrum, not that he can change it.
If so, why is he still an old bachelor?
There is also the generation of Genzhengmiao Hongxian like Taibai Jinxing, a famous fairy like him in the heaven is still a single dog, let alone other fairy, but thinking this way seems to be disrespectful to Xiaotiangou, right?This guy has a white tiger, okay?
All in all, there are too many single immortals in Tianting now, and there are many immortals that Hao Qiang doesn't know. Well, these immortals may be able to help him with their abilities.
In fact, don't talk about heaven, think about hell, if one of the top ten kings of Yan gets married to a reincarnation king, and the other party is a man, what do you want them to do?
There is also the Shura world, their leader Asura is still a super big dick, and he still misses the Queen Mother of the West to this day.
So, if Hao Qiang asks Yuelao to hold a blind date meeting, it should have a good effect, right?Especially these suits let them wear them, tsk tsk, I feel excited just thinking about it.
"What are you thinking?"
Han Bing looked at Hao Qiang with absent-minded eyes a little angrily. She felt that Hao Qiang must be thinking about something bad again.
"It's nothing."
Hao Qiang replied, then took out his mobile phone and started playing.
Generally speaking, there are really too many friends in his WeChat, and most of them are the ones who play tricks. If he wants to find a fairy without a name, it is basically impossible.
Zhu Ganglian: Huh, old pig, I'm bankrupt, huh.
Sun Wukong: Second Junior Brother, why are you bothering?
Sha Wujing: Generally speaking, Second Senior Brother is too naive, I can't stand it anymore.
Taibai Jinxing: Hehe.
Xu Xian: Let me ask you weakly, where can I go through divorce procedures?
……
How is this going?
Hao Qiang was taken aback when he saw the movement of Zhu Ganglu's hair. He didn't care that he was in Han Bing's car now, so he directly located Zhu Ganglu and found that he was by the Tianhe River at this time.
"Marshal, if you want to be more open, you can't jump."
Tian Bingjia panicked and looked at the Canopy Marshal Zhu Gangli who looked puzzled.
"Even a fairy like Bi Xiao can trick me into going bankrupt, I really can't live."
Zhu Ganglian immediately burst into tears when he disagreed with each other. First of all, he took out the nine-tooth nail rake and dug a few times directly on the ground, as if the ground was Bixiao.
Heavenly General B sat helplessly on a chair and looked at his immediate superior, saying that Marshal Canopy has been here for several days, well, why hasn't this guy jumped yet?
But it is said that pigs or dogs are born to swim, right?Although the water in the Tianhe River is weak, it shouldn't be possible to drown a canopy marshal who has the mana of Da Luo Jinxian, right?Well, the Marshal is a pig.
What Heavenly Soldiers A and General B didn't know was that there was another pair of eyes staring at this place in the void.
Hao Qiang was a little speechless, isn't this Zhu Gangli the same as the one he knew before?When will this pig be so sad.
"Gang Lian, this female fairy, I can have it again in the future, but how can you go bankrupt?" Hao Qiang decided to speak out.
But what Hao Qiang and Heavenly Soldiers A and General B didn't expect was that Zhu Gangli was startled by Hao Qiang's voice at this time, and fell straight into the Milky Way.
There was only a thud, and the pig was gone.
Heavenly Soldier A and Heavenly General B looked at each other, and then they both raised their voices and shouted loudly: "It's bad, it's bad, Marshal Tianpeng committed suicide and jumped into the Tianhe River, it's bad."
These two didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, but they directly used their mana and shouted, which immediately aroused discussions among the immortals in the heaven.
"What? Marshal Canopy can't think about it?"
"No way, this is the position of power in charge of one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. If you don't want it, it's a fake."
"Hype, it's definitely hype, but don't pigs know how to swim?"
"Pigs can swim ass, dogs can."
"I warn you, I can't bite you to death if you speak ill of a dog."
"It's the Roaring Sky Dog Beast God. It's a sin, but this dog meat seems to be a great tonic."
……
Because of the overwhelming shouts of Heavenly Soldiers A and Heavenly General B, all the immortals in the Heavenly Court knew that Marshal Tianpeng committed suicide by jumping into the Tianhe River, and Tianhe River unexpectedly became a scenic spot for a while.
At this time, the Jade Emperor stood up. At first, the immortals thought he was trying to keep everyone from watching, but they didn't expect him to say: "If the Aiqings want to come to Tianhe to watch the ceremony, they need to pay the value of [-] immortal coins."
Well, the Jade Emperor came here to make a fortune, but now our Canopy Marshal is floating on the Milky Way, a hundred thousand miles away from the place where he fell into the water before, and the immortals in the Heavenly Court naturally don't know about it.
Zhu Gangli looked at the sky in some confusion, he didn't understand how he fell into the Milky Way, by the way, he seemed to hear the voice of God, his eyes widened when he thought of this.
(End of this chapter)
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