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Chapter 317 No one accepts Monkey King?

Chapter 317 No one accepts Monkey King?
"Sun Wukong: You idiot, you used to have this kind of virtue when you ate ginseng fruit. Why do you still have this kind of virtue after so many years?"

"Tang Sanzang: Bajie, do you think that the wine given to you by Tianzun is very common? You don't know how to cherish it. (An angry expression.)"

"Zhu Bajie: Master, aren't monks allowed to drink alcohol and eat meat? How about you give me your wine?"

"Tang Sanzang: Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Lord Buddha will keep it in his heart. There is no need to say more about the eight precepts. (Expression of joining ten.)"

"God of Wealth: To be honest, Tianzun said that I took a sip before freezing it. I felt that although the taste was novel, I didn't have a pleasant feeling. It wasn't until it was frozen that I realized that it was two different flavors!"

"Zhu Bajie: It's alright, it's alright, don't talk about it, I'm so hungry. (Crying expression.)"

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: Forget it, for your pity's sake, I'll give you another bottle."

Since Li Feifan has decided to open his belly to invite them today, he will naturally not be too stingy.

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: Everyone pretend to be aggressive, I will send out all my inventory today, if you also have wine, don't be stingy, everyone have a drink today."

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: I am reminding you, spicy food paired with this cold beer is the real refreshment!"

Next, Li Feifan doesn't care what kind of wine it is, white wine, red wine, beer, cocktails, and all kinds of drinks, snacks such as spicy strips, chicken feet, sauced duck, etc., all packed together, brainlessly in the group Give out red envelopes.

No matter what these gods in the group say, which one was not the one who dominated one side before?
Who doesn't have a little arrogance and arrogance of their own?

They received so many red envelopes from Li Feifan today, and they more or less remembered this kindness in their hearts.

"Taishang Laojun: It seems that Fellow Daoist is in a very good mood today, rare, rare!"

"Zhu Bajie: Tianzun is really generous, thank you Tianzun!"

"All the immortals: Wow! Tianzun is magnificent!"

Seeing that there are more red envelopes than chat records, and they haven't finished grabbing the last red envelope, but there are several more red envelopes below.

For these poor gods, Xiaoyao Tianzun Li Feifan is simply a local tyrant who can't be more arrogant.

After all, although the things Li Feifan sent out are nothing in the mortal world, they are definitely rare items for these gods.

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: Come, come, let's toast together and drink."

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: What are we practicing so hard for? Isn't it just great freedom and freedom?"

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: Life is just a few autumns, don't get drunk and don't give up~"

Li Feifan didn't know how much alcohol these gods could drink, and how drunk they were, so they gave out red envelopes unscrupulously.

So Li Feifan could only encourage them to drink non-stop.

"Taishang Laojun: Haha, what Fellow Daoist said is very true. I don't know how long I haven't been drunk."

"Taishang Laojun: Since Tianzun is in such a good mood today, I can't disappoint the old man. I will also take out the fine wine that I have treasured for many years."

Now that they have all decided to make friends with Xiaoyao Tianzun, the Taishang Laojun naturally can't pick and search, and directly sent out his own fine wine.

"Li Jing: How can I be missing in this kind of thing? Although my wine is not as good as that of Tianzun and Daojun, I am willing to take it all out. (Heroic expression.)"

"Erlangshen: There's me too! (laughing expression.)"

"Sun Wukong: I'll go, then I'm Huaguoshan now, bring me my fruit wine."

"God of Wealth: Forget it, forget it, what else is hidden in my little wine?"

With the leading role of Taishang Laojun, other gods also took out the wine they had hidden and distributed it as red envelopes.

Anyway, Li Feifan's WeChat has a plug-in, no matter what they send, Li Feifan can get his own share in the first time.

Before they knew it, they had already finished drinking the wine that Li Feifan gave them, and what they were drinking now was also wine from other gods in the fairy world.

Drinking capacity is linked to interest.

If you are very sad, or very happy, it is easy to drink high.

Of course, I'm talking about most people here.

Some perverts never get drunk no matter what.

But none of this is very important.

After all, what Li Feifan wants is for most people to drink too much.

During the period of drinking, Li Feifan went to a lot of cold food and braised vegetables shops, and there was also a dry goods store. Anyway, as long as it was good for drinking, Li Feifan bought them all at once and posted them in the group.

Several hours passed, and these gods finally had enough to drink.

"Li Jing: Happy, happy!"

"Erlangshen: I drank so much wine today, it reminded me of the days when I used to dominate all walks of life, how carefree I am!"

"Sun Wukong: Hey, three-eyed monster, to hear you say that, being an official in the sky is not fun, is it? Don't do it if you don't want to do it!"

"Erlangshen: Hmph, what does it have to do with me being an official or not, you stinky monkey?"

"Sun Wukong: Yo, did I give you face?"

"Erlangshen: Are you itchy again, you bloody monkey?"

"Sun Wukong: Three-eyed monster, let me tell you the truth, my old grandson has long been upset with you, come out, this time my old grandson must avenge the sneak attack that year!"

"Erlangshen: Hey, come on, it just so happens that Zhenjun's hands are itching!"

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: I said what's the matter with the two of you? If you want to fight and chat privately, can you not spoil everyone's happiness?"

Seeing the two of them arguing in the group, Li Feifan was immediately unhappy.

I didn't get you drunk to make you go crazy after drinking, but to make you post baby in the group.

If the two of you started fighting, wouldn't everyone have to boo and crowd around to watch the fun?

Wouldn't my plan be over by then?

"Taishang Laojun: Tianzun is right, if you two want to fight, go farther away, don't spoil everyone's happiness! (angry expression.)"

"Zhu Bajie: You know how to fight and fight, so it's not good to eat and drink every day?"

"Fairy Baihua: Tianzun gave you food and drink, now that you're full, you don't care about it, and you're playing a rascal here together, right?"

"Fairy Chang'e: That's right, we don't care about you in normal fights, but if you are spoiling Tianzun's interest now, then you are making us enemies!"

"Yuelao: Two great gods, please calm down for a while."

Seeing that Li Feifan was angry, all the immortals immediately stood by Li Feifan's side, either persuading him or blocking him.

If it were in the usual way, these gods would not persuade them, I wish they would fight, so there would be fun to watch.

And it takes courage to persuade them.

Although Erlangshen has powerful mana, he has a good temper, and sometimes he can persuade him a little bit.

But Monkey Sun is different. If you push him too much when he is in a bad mood, the golden cudgel will hit you on the head.

"Hmph, if it wasn't for Tianzun's sake, I would have to take off your monkey skin today!"

Erlangshen never expected that Xiaoyao Tianzun has such a high prestige in the group, and he himself has enough respect for Xiaoyao Tianzun, so after thinking about it, it is better not to fight with him today.

When everyone saw that Erlang had subdued, they immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

In turn, he focused his attention on Monkey King.

You must know that Monkey King's temper is not so easy to talk about, he is an existence that even the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha are not in the eyes.

Will he give Xiaoyao Tianzun face today?

All the immortals were guessing one by one in their hearts at this time.

(End of this chapter)

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