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Chapter 13 The Cigarette That Can Understand the Dao

"You received the red envelope from Taishang Laojun."

"Obtain the Supreme Purity God Pill, do you want to withdraw cash?"

"Reminder: Taiqing Divine Pill, after taking it, it can shield the inner demons for a period of time and protect the mind. It is an excellent auxiliary medicine for retreat and upgrade."

"It's useless to me." Seeing the instructions, Li Feifan didn't extract it, but directly stored it in the WeChat package.

"Taishang Laojun: Dare to ask who is this fellow Taoist? @小遥天尊."

"God of Wealth: Xiaoyao Tianzun? Such a domineering name, damn it, he actually snatched Laojun's red envelope, awesome!"

"Erlang God: Tianzun? Isn't this too arrogant?"

"Zhu Bajie: To be able to snatch the red envelope under Laojun's nose, it's terrifying to think about it!"

When the immortals saw Cheng Yaojin coming out halfway, they began to guess his identity.

"Damn it, it's over! It's exposed!" Seeing the news in the group, Li Feifan knew that he would never be able to dive again.

"No, I must not let them know that I am a mortal, or I may be kicked out of the group by them." Li Feifei thought about it secretly, and decided to pretend to be a comparison. Anyway, they don't know that I am forbidden by immortals now. Who am I.

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: This deity has gone through one hundred and eight thousand kalpas, and he has cultivated himself freely. He is a Sanxianer." Li Feifan closed his eyes and said nonsense.

"Erlang God: Hey! One hundred and eight thousand eons? My uncle, the Jade Emperor, only went through [-] eons to become the King of Immortals!"

"God of Wealth: This..."

Seeing the news sent by Li Feifan, none of the immortals believed it, and began to deduce the way of heaven one after another, wanting to see who this person was.

But without exception, all have no clue.

Nonsense, even the Taishang Laojun couldn't deduce it, so how could these little gods deduce it.

As a result, a mysterious aura immediately enveloped Li Feifan's body.

"God of Wealth: Waiting for the boss to show up!"

"Chang'e: Welcome, welcome! (Scattering flowers.)"

"Erlang God: Waiting for Xiaoyao Tianzun! (Clasping fists.)"

"Shoutiangou: woof woof..."

"Yuelao: It turns out that the boss is so awesome, I thought he was just an ordinary Sanxian, disrespect and disrespect!"

"..."

For a moment, the group was full of welcome, full of flowers, so lively.

"It's better than... pretending to be big! What should we do now?" Seeing the flattering appearance of the immortals, Li Feifan was immediately flattered.

Logically speaking, if there are big bosses in the general group, and everyone still gives face like this, it will be impossible not to give the red envelope, otherwise the price will drop!
And after all the immortals in the group finished their flattery, they were also waiting for this awesome Xiaoyao Tianzun to distribute a huge amount of red envelopes.

In their eyes, for a boss like this who has gone through [-] kalpas, what comes out of his fingernails will probably benefit them endlessly.

1 minutes.

2 minutes.

3 minutes.

The group was silent for 3 minutes.

"Damn it, what should I post?" Seeing a group of gods waiting to be fed in the group, Li Feifan was so embarrassed that his whole body shuddered.

"Forget it, forget it!" Li Feifan stretched out his hand and brought a brand-new soft Zhonghua from the bedside, and directly divided it into two hundred red envelopes and sent them out.

"Ding dong."

All the immortals had been waiting for such a moment, and they began to rub their hands violently.

"Erlang God: 5 roots."

"God of Wealth: 2."

"..."

Almost instantly, the red envelopes were immediately robbed.

"Taibai Jinxing: Tianzun, what is this?"

"Yuelao: I've never seen this kind of thing before. Is this a treasure for external or internal use?"

"God of Wealth: Can the things sent by Tianzun be mortal things!"

"Lei Gong: It smells faint, but it's so special!"

"..."

After everyone snatched Huazi, they all looked confused.

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: Keke, this is a mysterious item I got from the endless universe. The way to use it is to ignite one end, and then inhale the body from the other end. Smoking for the first time may be accompanied by a slight dizziness."

"But don't worry, because while smoking, you can also improve your understanding of the Dao in the dark. I once smoked cigarettes for more than ten years, and finally realized the Dao, and I just cultivated freely!"

Now that Bidu has pretended to be out, it is natural that the more he talks, the more awesome he will be.

"God of Wealth: Damn it, can you improve your ability to understand the Dao? It really is Xiaoyao Tianzun! The first time we met, you gave me something against the sky, thank you Tianzun!"

"Erlang God: Thank you Heavenly Venerable!"

"Yuelao: Hey, huh... Tianzun is right. I really felt a slight dizziness when I smoked it for the first time. Goodbye fellow Taoists. I'll go to realize the Dao first."

"Zhu Bajie: Wait for me, I will also go to realize the Dao!"

"Lei Gong: I'll try it too!"

"..."

"Damn, that's okay?" I thought my tricks would be exposed, but I didn't expect them to be so perfect in their own brains.

That's okay, it saves a lot of trouble!
"Shennong requested to add WeChat." At this moment, a WeChat message came over.

"Shen Nong? Isn't this the god of medicine who was blessed by the broom star just now, and was unlucky to go offline?" Li Feifan accepted the request while talking.

"Tianzun help!" As soon as the request was approved, Shennong began to ask Li Feifan for help.

"What's the situation?" Although Li Feifan knew that he was very unlucky now, it wouldn't be life-threatening.

"Don't mention it, I was tricked by bad luck, and now I'm not even stable, so I want to find Tianzun to buy a Taiqing magic pill. I wonder if Tianzun is willing to bear the pain and give up?" Shennong said quickly.

"You bid first, I'll think about it." Anyway, I don't need things like Taiqing Shendan, so if Shennong can offer something of the same value in exchange, then everyone will be happy.

"I'm willing to offer one thousand merit points, plus three Peiyuan pills of one hundred merit points, do you think it will work?"

"These things are of no use to me. If you're willing to exchange your medical skills, it's pretty much the same." Seeing an opportunity to blackmail, Li Feifan naturally wouldn't let it go.

He has been coveting this kind of immortal skill for a long time.

"My medical skills? Tianzun, this is the foundation of my foothold. It is useless in your eyes. Why do you want my medical skills?"

"Of course your medical skills are useless to an existence like me, but I want to leave it to my mortal people in the future."

"Tianzun, it's not impossible for you to want my medical skills, but the value of a Taiqing pill is only one thousand three or four hundred merit points at the top, no matter how cheap the little god's medical skills are, the little god can't sell it cheap of."

"That makes sense, then at what price do you plan to sell it?" Li Feifan immediately regained his energy when he heard the joke.

"Heavenly God wants to give it to someone who is destined to be in the mortal world. At most, the little god can only sell the "Mortal Medicine Canon", [-] merit points, no less!" Shennong hesitated for a moment, and said through gritted teeth.

"Of course, if Tianzun can trade with the legendary cigarettes that can comprehend the Dao, the little god is willing to give a [-]% discount on this price. I wonder if Tianzun is willing?"

"Ah! This..." Li Feifan was worried that he didn't have [-] merit points just now, but he never expected that Shennong would make such an exaggerated request!

That being the case, then you can't blame me for cheating on you!
Hey!

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(End of this chapter)