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Chapter 113 Chang'e's best friend

"What's the situation? Isn't this fucking forcing me to give out red envelopes?"

"Forget it, it's really embarrassing to snatch the red envelopes from Taishang Laojun every day."

Looking at the information in the fairy group, Li Feifan said silently.

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: Ahem, I just saw your message just now, you want to smoke, right?"

Seeing that the chats in the group became more and more heated, Li Feifan quickly sent a message.

"Damn! What do you mean you just saw the information?"

"You are the first to grab the red envelope every time. Now you tell me that you just saw the message? Do you believe me?"

"I'll go. Fortunately, this Xiaoyao Tianzun needs to save face, otherwise our words will be in vain."

"..."

When the immortals saw this message from Li Feifan, they all scolded him in private for being shameless.

"Erlangshen: That's right, Tianzun, that cigarette of yours is really awesome. Although we haven't used it to comprehend the great way, it can calm our mood."

"Yuelao: Tianzun, although we also think that your cigarette is extremely precious, can you give us a few to satisfy our hunger?"

"Li Jing: If I don't smoke a cigarette again, I almost forget what a cigarette smells like. (Poor expression.)"

"..."

Although all the immortals disdain Xiaoyao Tianzun in their hearts, they still have to lick it when it's time to lick it.

As the saying goes, lick the dog, lick the dog, and you will have everything you want until the end.

"Taishang Laojun: Fellow Daoist, let alone them, even if I am a little bit greedy for your cigarettes. (Smiling expression.)"

Seeing that everyone admired cigarettes so much, Taishang Laojun also stood up to join in the fun.

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: Since the old gentleman has spoken, can I not give out more cigarettes today?"

Seeing everyone shouting in unison, Li Feifan nodded in satisfaction.

This is what I want!

If ordinary gods can ask for cigarettes from me, wouldn't my cigarettes be too cheap?
But Li Feifan also knew that he couldn't go too far with his appetite.

After all, everyone is also a person with a head and a face.

"Xiaoyao Tianzun: Everyone is ready, I'm going to start giving out red envelopes."

Li Feifan took out five packs of cigarettes and distributed them to the group in the form of red envelopes.

How to say that sentence, Doumi Ensheng Mi Qiu.

For example, take Taishang Laojun as an example.

Laojun often gives out red envelopes, but they don't give out much. If they don't give out one day, will everyone feel better?
In the end, not only will it not be good, but it may even cause a commotion.

But Li Feifan took a completely different form.

They usually don't give out red envelopes, and they are extremely shameless and stingy. When everyone calls for it, they will come out and give out a big red envelope.

In this way, can everyone be grateful to him?
In the future, if anyone thinks that Xiaoyao Tianzun is shameless and stingy again, when he thinks that he was so generous in the past, he will show mercy, and sometimes even defend him a few words.

"Ding dong..."

"Ding dong..."

"Ding dong..."

"..."

Sure enough, as soon as the five sticks of cigarettes were distributed to the group, it immediately aroused the looting of the immortals.

"Erlangshen: Wow, Tianzun is so generous, I actually snatched seven cigarettes this time! (Happy expression.)"

"Zhu Bajie: Hehe, I'm sorry, I got nine of them! (Laughing expression.)"

"Yuelao: Why did I only grab three? (Dissatisfied expression.)"

"Taishang Laojun: No way, no way? Your character is also too bad, right? (Laughing expression.)"

Seeing them showing off or complaining about the cigarettes they had snatched one by one, Taishang Laojun came to Versailles in a good mood.

"God of Wealth: Let me see how many cigarettes Laojun has snatched."

At this time, the God of Wealth, who pretended to be deaf and dumb, suddenly appeared.

"God of Wealth: Damn, 27 cigarettes!!! This is so cool! (Emoji of jealousy.)"

"Taishang Laojun: Hehe, you are still generous with Daoist Xiaoyao, and even gave out a thousand cigarettes as red envelopes at once. Needless to say, fellow Daoist is amazing! (Thumbs up emoji.)"

"Erlang God: Heavenly Lord is amazing! (Thumbs up emoji.)"

"God of Wealth: +1. (Thumbs up emoji.)"

"..."

The Taishang Laojun took the lead in licking Li Feifan, and the others naturally couldn't fall behind.

So the rest of the time is spent licking Li Feifan.

"It's a pretty good feeling."

Seeing all the immortals bragging about him without thinking, Li Feifan suddenly felt a little elated.

"Is Tianzun here?"

At this moment, Chang'e silently sent a private message to Li Feifei and asked.

"Is there something wrong with Fairy Chang'e?"

Li Feifan didn't take the initiative to contact her since he didn't get the photo last time.

"It's like this, didn't you give me several sets of that kind of clothes last time? Then I was accidentally discovered by my girlfriends."

"After they saw it, they insisted on asking me where the clothes came from. I resisted the huge temptation and didn't tell you, Tianzun."

"But they also want to wear this kind of clothes very much now..."

"May I ask, who is it?"

Seeing that other people wanted to wear this kind of clothes, Li Feifan became interested immediately and asked quickly.

"This……"

"This is not good, if I let her know that I betrayed her, I will be scratched to death by her. (Frightened expression.)"

"This is not a very excessive thing, shouldn't it be? (questionable expression.)"

"Tianzun, you don't know, my best friend usually looks dignified and virtuous, extremely pure, but in private with me, she looks different, she has a dual personality!"

"Once, I accidentally slipped in a chat and said that she likes to sleep naked at night, good guy, I almost got scratched to death by her!"

"But I also accidentally said it, and the other party is a good goddess, and she won't say it! (An angry expression!)"

"In this way, I coaxed her for a long time before she forgave me. (Aggrieved expression.)"

"Tell me, do I dare to tell you who she is now? (Poor expression.)"

It may be that this matter has been held in Chang'e's heart for too long, and it was hard to find someone to talk about it, so this time I talked a lot about it.

In fact, the most important thing is that although this Xiaoyao Tianzun is very powerful, it seems that no god knows him at all, which is one of the reasons why Chang'e is willing to talk to him.

"This……"

"Tianzun, why don't you just sell it to me? I've been annoyed by her for the past few days, saying every day that if she wears this kind of clothes and her figure, she must be the most beautiful person in the fairy world. (Dizzy expression.)"

Just when Li Feifan dared to speak, Chang'e said again.

"I'm going. I didn't intend to ask who this person is. Now that you have said that, my curiosity has increased!"

Seeing what Chang'e said, Li Feifan thought about it again in his mind, how could he bear it?
With so many goddesses and fairies, who would be so boring?
……

(End of this chapter)