The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 95 How Complicated Sleep Can Be

A second winner was drawn shortly thereafter, and the winner was called "The Man With a Lot of Feces."

"There's nothing wrong with it, this is also a very fecal reward!"

"Although it is not as precious as the bamboo chair made by Master Shan himself, it is still very affordable!"

"Five thousand new flowers XX5..."

……

Taking advantage of the envy and jealousy of netizens, Yu Yishan sat back at the table and continued to drink and eat.

The lottery draw should not be too hasty, otherwise these few prizes will be finished in a few minutes, and then the next show will have to be prepared.

Just like a TV show should be inserted in the middle of an advertisement, a little nonsense should also be inserted in the middle of the lottery.

Just like this, I finished my meal slowly, and finally used up all three chairs and three mobile phones.

The last mobile phone was actually won by that "marriage escaper".

Maidandan, who escaped from marriage, is also a little local tyrant. He is still somewhat interested in Yishan's bamboo chairs, and plans to buy them back and lie down on his own.

But the bamboo chair was not drawn, but a mobile phone was drawn...

If you want to change someone else, it is also a very happy thing to smoke a mobile phone, but you feel unhappy when you escape from marriage.

"I'm going to go, a mobile phone is not enough for me to stick between my teeth!"

"Give me your mobile phone, and I'll give you a dozen toothpicks to stick between your teeth!"

……

Marriage Escape Maidandan ignored the words of other netizens, and directly sent a private message to Yu Yishan: "I don't want the phone! I want to change the chair!"

This request made Yu Yishan feel pained, and Maidandan who escaped from marriage can be regarded as a die-hard fan. Not only was he often online, but he also gave a lot of gifts.

Although Yu Yishan doesn't care about that little reward now, but he always cares about the friendship of his die-hard fans.

People gave so many gifts, but they couldn't satisfy such a small request, isn't it... heartless and widowed?
However, there are rules to play the game, and the prizes for the lottery are already determined. If everyone is not satisfied after the draw, they will clamor to change the prizes, and then the lottery game will no longer be playable.

Yu Yishan thought for a while, and then sent a private message back to Marriage Escape Maidandan: "The prizes in the lottery will not be exchanged, but next time you come to my place to play, I will ask you to take a chair back and return it to you How about tailor-made?"

"what?"

Marriage ran away and the wheat egg suddenly became interested: "Tailor-made? Does it sound like a hangover?"

"You have to hang yourself. People are thin and fat, and reclining chairs also have length, width, and height. The one that best suits your body shape is the most comfortable to lie on!"

"Master Shan is so interesting!"

The married man was so satisfied that he fired a few rockets at random: "Warmly congratulate me for winning the lottery! The gap between my teeth is full!"

The live broadcast room suddenly laughed and cursed: "Big runaway, didn't you think that a mobile phone is not enough to fit your teeth just now?"

"A mobile phone is not enough to plug the gap between the teeth, but 5000 yuan in cash is enough to plug the gap between the teeth!"

"It turns out that the big guy who escaped from marriage has cashed in his mobile phone, it's so delicious!"

"The mobile phone I just won was also discounted. I sold it to my roommate for 5500. He just wanted to buy a mobile phone!"

"It's so fragrant, I'm envious and jealous..."

"You guys are thinking too much, the big guy who escaped from marriage is not short of thousands of dollars, there must be something wrong with this matter..."

"Is there anything special about the mobile phone given by Master Shan? A limited edition? Signed by Master Shan's fruit photo?"

All the netizens were full of imagination, but they didn't give any explanation, and disappeared without a trace, as if they had hung up.

This is called getting rich in silence, and you don't act good when you get cheap.

Seeing that the netizens were still discussing curiously, Yu Yishan decided to make some noise to divert everyone's attention.

"For those who didn't get the prize, don't be disappointed, there will be a consolation prize next... Master Shan decided: It's not enough! Give out red envelopes tonight!"

"Master Shan is mighty!"

Now everyone is happy, if you can't draw a lottery, you can always grab a few red envelopes.

……

The whole night passed in such a lively manner, Yu Yishan swiped thousands of red envelopes, and finally got the permission to take a bath and sleep, and hurriedly logged off.

After tidying up, Yu Yishan stood next to the pressurized well and began to take a bath.

Towels, buckets, shampoo, soap...

Yu Yishan prefers to use soap. He always feels that the soap has more bubbles and cleans the skin.

The well water was cold, but it didn't affect Yishan. He flushed half a bucket of cold water, washed his hair, and started soaping himself again, humming songs like fish from his hometown.

Staying alone in a corner of a mountain village always feels unrestrained and dissolute.

Sing with a louder voice.

Rubbing and rubbing, the phone rang.

He leaned over to the table and looked, hey...it was a call from Little Tutu.

While scrubbing in the shower, he turned on the speakerphone.

"Master Shan? Are you done with your work?"

The sweet voice of Little Tutu rang on the other end of the phone, making Yu Yishan feel refreshed.

"I'm done, I'm taking a shower! What's the matter?"

"What I told you at noon... I want to ask you a favor."

"Say it, as long as I can help."

"You can definitely help."

Little Tutu's tone was not very confident, as if he was convincing himself: "Aren't you the God of Cookery, you can definitely help."

"It turns out that it has something to do with cooking... That's a trivial matter. Tell me, did you encounter some God of Cookery competition and want my help!"

Yu Yishan's chest slapped loudly, and soap foam splashed everywhere.

Hearing Yu Yishan's statement, Little Tutu also heaved a sigh of relief: "It's not a competition anymore, I just want to ask you to help make food once."

"Food? No problem. I know how to cook a full banquet. I also know how to make some things that have been lost... But those things may not meet the tastes of today's people. I have to improve..."

"No, no...it's not that complicated, I just want you to cook a bowl of dumplings."

"Dumplings?"

Yu Yishan was puzzled: "Don't you even know how to make dumplings?"

"No...it's a bit complicated to say..."

Yu Yishan was amused: "How complicated is it? How complicated can sleeping be?"

"This is not an ordinary dumpling. If you can make this bowl of dumplings... you can get at least 100 million."

Little Tutu's tone didn't seem like she was joking, and it's late at night, everyone should go to bed, so she wouldn't be so bored as to entertain Master Shan with this joke.

Yu Yishan was a little surprised: "A few dumplings can be worth 100 million? Do you want me to slaughter the dragon? Then chop up the dragon meat to make dumpling stuffing?"

"That's not the case... where does dragon meat come from in this world..."

"I can't even get meat that protects animals!"

Yu Yishan solemnly reminded: "That's illegal. I'm an upright, honest, kind, and law-abiding young man... By the way, I'm still a Young Pioneer, so I can't do those illegal things. If you want to protect animals, I can't do it." I can't help, although there is a mountain behind my house..."

With that said, Yu Yishan put the phone on the table and walked aside to flush himself.

"Where did you think, I just want you to make a bowl of ordinary dumplings, pork dumplings..."

Little Tutu said quietly: "However, this bowl of dumplings is very unusual. I'll tell you about this..."

(End of this chapter)