The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 87

At Yu Yishan's blind date dinner, a beautiful woman finally appeared, ready to have dinner with him.

This happiness also came too suddenly.

Yu Yishan suddenly lost his mind: "This girl, you are..."

"I'm not Huang Rong, I don't know martial arts..."

The beauty actually sang with him with a hippie smile.

She sang quite slickly, needless to say, this beauty must have been watching his live broadcast just now...

That's right, she must be a certain netizen in the live broadcast room.

Yu Yishan looked at the phone screen, but didn't see anything, so he looked at the beauty's delicate face...

It seems a little familiar.

"Which last general are you? The support is quite timely."

"you guess."

"I won't guess anymore, since you're here today, don't even think about leaving easily..."

Yu Yishan showed a smirk on his face: "Even if your throat is broken, you will finish this table of wine and food with me."

The beauty said solemnly: "It seems... I shouldn't come."

"I only know now...it's too late!"

"Can you keep a bottle of Erguotou?"

"No, if you want to keep it, you can only keep the Erguotou bottle!"

"You can only intoxicate my body like this, but not my soul. I have already opened a room, and I won't enter your room. Can you let me go?"

This line is so right, it is definitely a die-hard fan.

"Okay, I'll let you go, but before you leave, you have to drink this glass of wine!"

Yu Yishan poured a glass of beer for the beauty, and the beauty burst into a smile: "Master Shan, you are too stingy, you want to send this girl away with just a glass of beer?"

"Order how much you want to drink! Let's eat, I haven't even touched the chopsticks on the dishes here, and you are now participating in the whole meal... My blind date today is considered complete."

Yu Yishan waved his chopsticks, and looked at the camera cheerfully: "By the way, do you know who this beauty is? Is there anyone else in Shannan Town? Who knows this beauty?"

Netizens responded immediately.

"I'm rough, isn't this a little bunny!"

"Yeah, this is the female anchor who has nothing to do all day long, doesn't live broadcast herself, and likes to go to other people's live broadcast rooms to join in the fun!"

"Sure enough, it's a little bunny, little... bunny!"

"Little bunny is so fierce!"

"Little Tutu also said that he would give birth to monkeys for Master Shan!"

"Didn't they give birth to rabbits?"

"Those who can't give birth to rabbits, Master Shan likes to roast rabbits!"

"Shan Ye prefers to eat rabbits. He has already eaten two rabbits, and now there are two more rabbits... so happy!"

"Is Master Shan going to eat rabbits again tonight?"

"What, what, what... I suspect you are driving!"

"But you have no proof!"

Yu Yishan rubbed his hands, chatting like this...it's really embarrassing.

When you are embarrassed, you can only drink.

"Come on, little bunny, let's have a toast for your timely support!"

Yu Yishan raised his wine glass, and Little Tutu also put down his chopsticks, and raised his wine glass: "Shan Ye, don't call me Little Tutu, just call me by my name."

"Oh, so you dare to ask the girl's name?"

"Think for yourself."

"Think for yourself? This name is so strange..."

Little Tutu put down the wine glass suddenly, pretending to be sad and said: "Yu Yishan... Have you forgotten Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake?"

Yu Yishan said in pain: "Of course I remember Xia Yuhe...but you, how do I know your name?"

"Think about it."

"Think about it... did we know each other before?"

"Yes."

"What a coincidence..."

Yu Yishan frowned suddenly, he was in the same town, and he knew each other before...

Yu Yishan's middle school was in the county town, and he went to other places for university. If it is an old acquaintance in the town... then it can only be a primary school classmate.

Anyway, it wouldn't be from Yujia Village.

"Among my elementary school classmates, there is no such beautiful village girl as you."

Yu Yishan still couldn't remember, he stared at Little Tutu's face for a long time, shook his head and sighed: "No, even if you are my elementary school classmate, I will not recognize you if you suddenly grow up so big of."

"If you can't remember it, just think about it slowly, anyway, I'm not in a hurry."

Little Tutu ate the food on his own, and Yu Yishan felt even more distressed.

"Don't think about it, the ancients said, why meet each other before, since we are here, let's get drunk when we meet after a fight of wine!"

"Humph."

Little Tutu curled her lips: "Since you can't remember, then I...don't tell you, come on, I advise you to drink up one more glass of wine, and leave the restaurant with no friends!"

The two clinked glasses, and then began to drink and eat food. It seemed that there was nothing to talk about.

With the beauty present, Yu Yishan was naturally itchy.

After destroying a few peanuts, he couldn't help asking, "Are you also an anchor now?"

Little Tutu put down his chopsticks again, sighed and said, "Yeah, I'm almost starving to death."

Yu Yishan looked at his phone and smiled: "Everyone says you're not doing your job properly, such a beautiful anchor can starve to death, you deserve it..."

"What's the use of being beautiful? I can't dance, I can't act, I can't be cute, I can't act like a baby..."

"Then what are you playing?"

"Singing, playing the piano... Hey, I'm going to starve to death anyway!"

Little Tutu stretched out his palm, and said with a sad face: "Mama asked me to go to work, but I thought about being freer, singing, playing the piano, what a pity... Red crisp hands, yellow wine, Not even a thousand followers..."

"He's also pretty, can sing, play the piano, and sing so much that his hands are so wet..."

Yu Yishan scratched his head: "With such a good condition, how can you not be popular... You should spend more time on the live broadcast."

Yu Yishan said earnestly: "Everyone is talking about you, wandering around all day long, even coming to my live broadcast room to join in the fun, booing, and saying that you want to give birth to a monkey... By the way, do you mean what you say? "

"what!"

Little Tutu smiled: "It definitely counts, I will send you the monkey in two days, there are a lot of plush toys in my house..."

Yu Yishan covered his forehead in disappointment: "Well... can I replace it with a rabbit?"

"Okay, there are rabbits too!"

Little Tutu quickly forgot about the unhappy things, picked up the chopsticks, and continued to eat and drink.

While eating, the little rabbit seemed to think of something again: "By the way, is the food you cook better than this restaurant's?"

"Of course it's better."

"But I think the taste here is already very good, how can you make it better?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Yu Yishan smiled triumphantly: "Of course I can be better than them, because... what they have mastered is just cooking techniques, but what I have mastered is the art of cooking!"

"Is there a difference?"

"Of course there is..."

Yu Yishan's expression immediately became unfathomable: "Actually, the most important thing in cooking is one word...heart!"

Little Tutu was stunned by Yu Yishan's expression, she stared at Yu Yishan's face silently for a few seconds, and burst out a sentence: "Speak human words!"

(End of this chapter)