The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 85

"It's just ordering a dish, you can play so many tricks."

"I'm not an old Chinese doctor, can I order a dish in a serious way!"

Yu Yishan complained to the camera, and the waitress was deeply hurt, even though she had no eggs...

She can only actively recommend the dishes of this restaurant.

"Boss, you can order braised yellow chicken, and our blood duck, these are our signature dishes, suitable for drinking and eating..."

"No chicken or duck, I don't like to eat."

Yu Yishan shook his head repeatedly, the chickens and ducks in restaurants are basically the same, and the taste is just that way, most people are already tired of eating them.

Just looking at the photos on the menu already made him lose his appetite.

Coupled with these two non-distinctive dish names, one can imagine how ordinary their taste is.

"Or, boss, you choose first, and call me when you choose."

"it is good."

There are usually not too many waiters in a country restaurant. They often have to take on several jobs and are busy with affairs. Therefore, it is impossible for the waiter to be busy at his table all the time, and there are several other tables beside him to greet guests.

This is not a question of service attitude.

Only in those relatively high-end hotels, the waiters will relentlessly stand in front of the customers, waiting for the customers to finish ordering before leaving.

In general restaurants, a waiter who can recommend signature dishes to customers is considered excellent.

Yu Yishan flipped through the menu boredly by himself, and muttered in his mouth: "Forget it, let's follow Shan Ye's daily ordering mode, and today I will tell you how Shan Ye orders. "

"First of all, you need one main course. If there are many people, you can even order two or three main courses. It depends on the portion of the main course."

"Like my current situation, a main course will do."

"When I go to a restaurant to eat, if there is no special signature main course, I will always eat fish..."

"It's more suitable to eat fish when eating with women, it's not as greasy as meat."

"I don't like eating boiled fish very much now, but everything else is okay."

"However, steamed fish is not suitable as a main course, because the portion of steamed fish is usually small."

"The grilled fish is pretty good, there's a big pot..."

"It's a pity that this restaurant doesn't have...Forget it, let's braise a big grass carp."

"If there are not many people, one main course is enough, and then another meal."

"There are not many choices for next meal. Generally, they are stir-fried, stir-fried pork, or beef with more flavor."

"I don't like that kind of soft beef, so it's better to have fried pork."

"The main course and side dishes are all ready, and then I can order more unique and affordable dishes to make up the number... Tofu is good, usually not too expensive, and it has a lot of weight."

"Hmm... or bean curd, I haven't eaten bean curd from my hometown for a long time."

"Add a stir-fried vegetable leaf."

"This is the general configuration of Shan Ye's restaurants, main dishes, side dishes, side dishes, side dishes... This is called the emperor and minister."

"Combined with the cold dishes before the meal and the soup after the meal, the combination is very reasonable."

"But this is not a banquet, so let's skip the cold dishes."

"As for the soup... let them have some, it doesn't matter if it's later."

"How is it? Are you all satisfied with Master Shan's level of ordering?"

Yu Yishan smiled proudly at the camera, and suddenly his expression changed: "Actually, the above is all nonsense. It's okay to order a light meal with friends, but it's too shabby to order food like this for a blind date."

"This will be regarded as poor by them."

"So, in addition to the four dishes above, I have to add a few more..."

"Grilled beef brisket, fat sausage, bullfrog, dog meat... Considering that the main course already has a fish, this main course should be beef brisket."

"As a side dish, add a boiled shrimp, as a side dish, add a stir-fried kidney, and as a side dish, add a stir-fried shredded potato..."

"The last soup, kelp ribs... don't get those quail bastards, some people don't eat this thing, so I'd better get something ordinary."

"There are nine dishes in total, I don't like to have ten."

"Cold dishes must also be arranged in a set, which looks more classy."

Yu Yishan beeped in front of the camera, then quickly finalized the menu, and waved for the waiter.

After reporting the name of the dish in a hurry, the waiter copied it in a hurry.

"What does the boss drink?"

"I'll order wine later, serve cold dishes first, and prepare other dishes first, and then serve them when people arrive."

After dismissing the waiter, Yu Yishan checked the time again, it was past twelve o'clock.

The appointed time was around twelve o'clock, and he felt that the enemy would arrive on the battlefield before 12:30...that is to say, it would be almost there soon.

Wait, don't rush to explore the grass.

The cold dishes were served quickly, and then, Yu Yishan sat on a chair foolishly and waited patiently.

Time gradually arrived at 12:30, and the fat house happy water brought by Yu Yishan was finally drunk.

The enemy army still hadn't arrived at the battlefield, and that Huang Rong was still missing.

"Is this called releasing pigeons?"

Yu Yishan was a little confused: "Is there something wrong with my understanding? About twelve o'clock, it should not exceed 12:30, right?"

Cheers have already started in the live broadcast room.

"Congratulations to Lord Shan for being let go!"

"Warmly celebrate Master Shan's first failed blind date!"

Accompanied by these festive words, gifts flew up on the screen, flowers, beer 666...

There's even a motor yacht...

Yu Yishan was suddenly dumbfounded, is there anything to be happy about?

I'm just on a blind date, how can I provoke someone...

Do celebrities have to be single to have fans?
Ahem... I should be considered a celebrity, right?
"Since I've been released...then should I secretly run the order?"

Yu Yishan asked the netizens solemnly: "Anyway, I haven't moved my chopsticks yet, so the boss probably won't chase me down?"

Netizens laughed and said, "Don't worry, the boss promises not to beat you to death."

Another netizen encouraged: "Don't be in a hurry to leave, I have to finish the meal I ordered with tears in my eyes... There are nine dishes, don't let them go to waste!"

"Master Shan, don't panic, the last general will come to escort you soon!"

"The final general will arrive on the battlefield in 30 days!"

"Master Shan, don't worry, maybe the mother-in-law is just testing your patience, I suggest you wait another thirty...years!"

"I'm waiting for a thread... Waiter, serve!"

Yu Yishan waved his hands with a smile: "Don't underestimate my appetite, I am a man who can even eat a fishing rod!"

The blind date didn't come, but the meal still needs to be eaten. The dishes are all ordered, and if you don't eat it, it will be wasted.

Yu Yishan unpacked the bowls and chopsticks, and said to the waiter: "A bottle of Erguotou, a plate of peanuts, and a cucumber... and a bottle of beer to rinse your mouth!"

"Shan Ye is quite fierce!"

"Master Shan is already sad."

"Hey, if you don't get drunk, everyone gets drunk..."

"With a knife cut off the water, the water will flow again, and Erguotou will use wine to relieve worries..."

"It seems that Master Shan is also a fellow, and he actually understands the mysteries of peanuts."

"Master Shan is fine, first have a beer to rinse your mouth! Then get drunk..."

Netizens immediately laughed.

"I'm so drunk, I think back then... last year..."

Yu Yishan was about to brag about his past achievements, but out of the corner of his eyes, he saw a woman stepping into the gate of the hotel.

(End of this chapter)