The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 71 I'm Live Broadcasting

Seeing the tense look of this gangster, Yu Yishan couldn't help laughing smugly.

"You idiot... With such a long weapon, you dare to let me stand less than two meters away from you."

Yu Yishan looked at the drone in the canopy. The drone didn't follow, but the camera automatically locked on Yu Yishan, and it kept turning slowly with Yu Yishan.

Yu Yishan said loudly to the camera: "Have you seen this? This is the tactic when you are beaten by a group of gangsters."

"First of all, you are better than them individually."

"Then, break through everything you need to know, and don't get caught up in a tight siege."

"Let's take a look at this mighty Guan Dao..."

"This kind of fierce-looking weapon is actually not easy to use."

"It takes even a second or two for you to go from raising the knife to dropping the knife. When you encounter an opponent with a quick reaction, that's enough for the opponent to get close to you."

"Once it is approached, this kind of closing knife becomes a decoration, and most people don't have the technology to use it at all."

"So, don't panic when you meet a lunatic holding a knife. Grab the moment the opponent raises the knife and get close, and you will have a chance to fight back."

"In addition, the production of many Guan knives is very rough, and the weight exceeds the standard. It is more difficult for ordinary people to swing it, and the speed is even slower... just like the one in front of me."

Saying that, Yu Yishan waved at the gangster in front of him: "Come on, come and try to hack me."

A group of gangsters panicked, the enemy was in front of him, and he couldn't help but look around: "Who are you talking to?"

Is there a ghost here?

Yu Yishan said impatiently: "Don't watch, there is no one else here, I am broadcasting live."

"live streaming?"

The gangster was taken aback: "How can you live broadcast?"

When he thought that the process of his doing bad things was broadcast live, the little gangster was in a mess.

I'm in big trouble, what should I do, the thugs can die at the sight of light, should I run away quickly, where to go...

Yu Yishan spread his hands: "I've been broadcasting live all the time... I said, why are you still in a daze? Are you here to watch my live broadcast? Are you still on? If not, I'm going to call it a day."

The little gangster spoke incoherently: "Don't be crazy, don't go if you have the guts..."

Yu Yishan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I'm at my own home, where else can I go? If you want to call someone, call quickly, I'll wait for you here."

The gangster's heart is so cool, he can still call a fart, everyone is here.

Even if he can still call people, it's just a group of guys who join in the fun. Does he think the live broadcast is not lively enough?
Do you want to create a sensational battle across the country?

It's better to wake up the yellow-haired boss quickly and discuss what to do. Even if you have to run away, everyone's good brothers should run together because of loyalty.

"You wait, you wait..."

The little gangster was so flustered that he didn't even notice that the Guan knife in his hand fell into the mud.

He turned his head and ran to those brothers who deserved it, wanting to see how the yellow-haired boss is now.

Yu Yishan returned to his awning, took a towel, and wiped the rain off his body.

He looked at the live broadcast room, and the screen was full of gifts of various colors, as well as enthusiastic shouting from netizens.

It's a pity that there is nothing new in the yelling of netizens. They are all about the words of the mountain master, the mountain master is mighty, and the mountain master is rippling.

He looked through the records, and sure enough there were still a lot of rockets, still with those familiar names.

Yu Yishan had no choice but to cup his hands and thank everyone.

Looking back at the outside of the canopy, Yu Yishan suddenly found that the villagers who followed him were gone.

It looks like he ran away.

Yu Yishan shook his head indifferently. He didn't care whether these villagers would stay or stay, just like an elephant doesn't care about the existence of ants.

Anyway, they only have this ability, barking their teeth and claws like a group of clowns, but they still can't change the facts.

They were just a group of ignorant villagers, and they had no means to deal with Yu Yishan, neither soft nor hard, and finally called a group of gangsters, but they were still beaten by Yu Yishan.

Yu Yishan doesn't care what tricks they have next, anyway, the silver dollars are going to be handed over to the country, and there is nothing wrong with his current behavior, even if he beats up these gangsters, it is still a legitimate defense to protect the country's property .

He has never done anything wrong in his life, and is not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Yu Yishan's mentality is very stable now.

He didn't care about those punks lying in the mud anymore, but picked up the baskets and continued to carry soil to the basement.

He decided to turn the basement here into a hall, expand the exit, build a large room on it, and build a wider staircase to facilitate more people entering and exiting at the same time.

In this way, on the surface, the entrance to the basement looks like a small shed in the corner of the garden, which is both concealed and beautiful.

After dozens of rounds of soil transportation, the group of punks finally left in despair, without even saying hello.

"The quality of this little gangster is poor, and he doesn't even understand the most basic manners."

Yu Yishan looked at the taillights of the van and couldn't help complaining.

Netizens were also somewhat uninterested: "They still made you wait, it seems that Master Shan really won't be able to go up the mountain tomorrow."

Yu Yishan looked at the time, it was still early to go to bed.

He looked at the rain curtain outside the shed again. At this time, the light rain had turned into drizzle.

The stamina is not enough, and I still hope to add water to the wasteland in the backyard.

Yu Yishan thought for a while: "How about I take everyone to catch frogs?"

"Huh? That's a great idea!"

Netizens are at it again.

"Is Master Shan going to perform The Adventures of the Frog Prince?"

"Are you going to eat frog tonight?"

"Tonight's supper is very good!"

"Master Shan, catching frogs is illegal! You will be punished!"

"Yeah, we have someone who caught frogs and was sentenced for one year!"

Yu Yishan smiled: "Don't panic, the frogs here are not wild animals..."

Netizens were stunned: "Could it be that Master Shan is going to steal frogs from other people's homes?"

"No, I went to the field to catch frogs... The frogs in this field were originally raised in captivity by someone else's family, but his family raised too many and couldn't sell them, so they had to release them all, and they became free-range..."

"Now the frogs in Yu's village are basically released by his family. They reproduce very well and there are a lot of them. People in the village don't like to eat them..."

"Well, people used to catch and eat them, but now they may be tired of eating them."

"Fortunately, frogs are beneficial insects, otherwise they would be flooded..."

"Also, haven't you noticed that there are very few mosquitoes here?"

"It's all thanks to the frogs, and of course, the geckos, the dragonflies... and the bats."

"By the way, someone discovered a bat cave in the mountains two years ago. He heard that bat dung can be sold for money, so he wanted to raise bats..."

"But later I heard that I would get rabies, so I gave up the idea and obediently went out to work."

At this point, netizens burst into laughter: "There are all kinds of weird characters!"

While chatting, Yu Yishan found a dirty woven bag among the sundries. He didn't know whether it was used to hold feed or something.

He shook the woven bag twice, and then took a bright flashlight.

"Okay, let's go!"

(End of this chapter)