The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 66 The Fate of Yuan Datou
The older generations have all heard the rumors of those masters of martial arts who beat a few or dozens of them by themselves, beating invincible hands all over the village and township, even all the way to the county, and even the government couldn't do anything about it.

Such rumors abound in the past.

Therefore, the villagers didn't dare to do anything for a while. They didn't know if Yu Yishan was a master, but at least he was not something his uncles could handle.

Yu Yishan also breathed a sigh of relief, as long as he doesn't do anything, hurting people is always a troublesome thing.

He took two steps forward, picked up his hoe, looked at the villagers again, nodded, and walked unsteadily towards his house.

The two Huang Daxian who watched the excitement also quickly followed his footsteps.

These few villagers just watched him leave slowly, after all, they still didn't dare to continue to make a move.

Yu Yishan finally had time to look at his phone again, and the chat room was discussing his fight with the villagers.

"How did Lord Shan make a move just now? I can't even see clearly!"

"Anyway, they were defeated."

"Shan Ye didn't even hit them, it felt like playing rugby."

"Shan Ye's move is called Lingbo Weibu, the so-called one leaf among thousands of flowers does not touch the body..."

"I saw Mr. Shan's acupoints. I can't move my arm with just one finger!"

"Master Shan can still tap acupuncture points? It's amazing!"

"Shan Ye uses ancient martial arts that have been lost for a long time!"

"What kung fu did the third master use? Tell everyone!"

Yu Yishan happily returned to his yard. He put down the tools and yelled at the netizens: "Everyone, I'm going to start preparing dinner. What kind of dishes are I going to teach you today? I haven't thought about this question yet." OK……"

"What kind of food are you cooking? Tell me about your acupuncture points!"

Yu Yishan spread his hands innocently: "I don't know how to tap acupuncture points."

"Then what happened to you just now?"

"I just poked his arm and it hurt a little bit."

Yu Yishan stretched out his arm, pointed at the bend of his arm and said, "Pinch here hard to see if it hurts."

Netizens were a little disappointed: "Did Shan Ye not use kung fu just now?"

Yu Yishan smiled: "What kind of effort is that? I just bullied a few old men by relying on being younger and quicker in reaction... It's impossible to hit the old man hard."

"Don't worry too much about kung fu. Even if I really fight with others, I will use modern fighting more."

"If you really want to learn two strokes, go to a martial arts gym or a gym, and practice a few Sanda and you'll be fine."

Netizens were even more disappointed: "Master Shan, why don't you use kung fu? Didn't you promise to carry forward traditional martial arts?"

"what?"

Yu Yishan almost smashed the pot: "When did I say such nonsense?"

"Now that there are so many scammers on the Internet, Master Shan has the responsibility to protect the reputation of Chuanwu!"

Yu Yishan scratched his head: "Well... let's continue to appreciate Yuan Datou!"

Netizens protested one after another: "What's so interesting about Yuan Datou, it must be handed over to the state anyway!"

"Yes, I want to see if Yuan Datou will go to the museum?"

"It's clearer to watch a feature film casually than in the live broadcast room."

"I want to watch a kung fu show!"

Yu Yishan smiled wryly: "The problem is, I don't know how to perform routines either."

"Then what will you perform?"

"How about... I'll catch a bass again? Use a bamboo pole to show you?"

"It's better than watching acrobatics."

Yu Yishan spread his hands: "There is no way, Kung Fu is not for performance."

Speaking of this, Yu Yishan suddenly slapped his thigh: "I almost forgot, I have to contact the Cultural Relics Bureau."

In front of hundreds of thousands of netizens, Yu Yishan called the Bureau of Cultural Relics, explained that he wanted to donate Yuan Datou, and received a few verbal compliments.

The Bureau of Cultural Relics made an appointment with him that tomorrow, or the day after tomorrow at the latest, they would send someone to Yujia Village to receive Yu Yishan's donation face to face.

At this point, the fate of Yuan Datou is settled, and it has nothing to do with Yu Yishan in the future.

Yu Yishan put the wooden box in the basement, and many netizens immediately felt sorry.

Yu Yishan was also a little regretful: "It seems... that I won't be able to go up the mountain again tomorrow."

Netizens roared: "You must compensate us!"

Yu Yishan thought for a while: "Okay, let's perform roasted rabbits tonight... Rhubarb! Go and catch a rabbit! There is no food tonight!"

Another netizen roared angrily: "Do you just want to send us away with a roasted rabbit?"

Yu Yishan was stunned: "Sloppy, okay, rhubarb...two rabbits!"

Netizens were also a little helpless: "Shan Ye doesn't go up the mountain, and he doesn't go down the river, so he must perform something interesting, right?"

Yu Yishan was about to wash rice and cook, when he heard the words, he said, "Actually... I'm also very good at cooking. When cooking with a rice cooker, the most important thing is to control the amount of water..."

Netizens were speechless: "Can you tell one, two, three, four when cooking rice in a rice cooker? Besides the amount of water, what other problems can there be?"

"Of course there is!"

Yu Yishan said solemnly: "You still have to consider how many people will eat, whether there is enough rice, whether the electricity bill has been paid..."

"Hold the grass! I can't take it anymore! If I can't beat Master Shan, I will definitely kill him!"

Yu Yishan smiled awkwardly: "Cooking is actually very knowledgeable. Do you know that there is a master cook in the island country?"

"The old man has been studying cooking for a lifetime. Different rice, different water, and cooking methods are different. It is simply an art."

"The rice that the old man cooks with his own hands tastes... well, that's it."

"Well, so we generally don't think about it being so complicated. Anyway, the water is tap water or well water. As for rice...expensive ones are usually better."

Netizens lamented: "My God! Isn't this nonsense!"

Yu Yishan scratched his head embarrassingly: "Is it nonsense? Well then...then I will teach you how to cook rice with an egg fried rice!"

"Usually, you can cook casually. Some people like to eat soft, some like to eat hard...but egg fried rice is different."

"Even the kitchen gods once said that fried rice should be cooked overnight..."

"Ahem, you don't have to take this sentence seriously, fresh rice can be fried as well."

"The rice of egg fried rice can't be cooked too badly. You can't use a pressure cooker. You can't put too much water in it. It should be cooked a little harder."

"You can't cook too much in one pot. If you cook too much, the rice on the upper layer will be different from the rice on the lower layer..."

"I think I still have a few eggs, so I'll show you an egg fried rice later!"

Yu Yishan was very satisfied with his explanation, and nodded while talking.

Netizens sneered.

"I'm not interested in your egg fried rice at all."

"Master Shan, hurry up and perform kung fu!"

"I want to watch Master Shan perform the boulder-breaking performance!"

"It's okay to talk to us about kung fu, or talk about modern fighting, what's the difference between them."

Yu Yishan rubbed his hands helplessly: "You are really persistent, well, today I will talk to you about Kung Fu and fighting."

As soon as this remark came out, netizens immediately became interested, and various gifts that hadn't been seen for a long time finally appeared on the stage.

There was chaos on the screen.

(End of this chapter)