The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 587 The Temptation of the Toilet

There is actually no need to check the guest rooms on the first floor, including the inspector, Xiao Wang, who thinks so. A wealthy boss would not hide in the guest room for such a trivial matter.If you really want to hide, you might as well close the door so that no one can enter the house.

They couldn't possibly force their way into the house anyway.

Xiao Wang walked around the circular corridor on the first floor, and found that the rooms here couldn't be opened at all. How can he check?
He could only look back at the designer who was following him, and said helplessly, "These rooms...do you have a key?"

The designer behind shrugged: "Yes, I can open my room, do you want to go in and search?"

"Ha ha……"

Xiao Wang laughed awkwardly: "I'm mainly curious about what the room will look like. The things in this room seem very high-tech."

The designer immediately felt a sense of complacency in facing the bumpkins. He opened his room with his mobile phone, then took two steps back to let the door out, and raised his chin to Xiao Wang and said, "Go in and have a look, it's all there." A high-tech product with intelligent control, a toilet is worth hundreds of thousands."

"Isn't it? A toilet is so expensive?"

Xiao Wang was a little shocked.

Later, the designer showed him some functions and electrical appliances in the room, including the projector and color-changing glass, the wine cabinet hidden on the wall, the small bar, the small refrigerator, the tea machine, including the expensive toilet. ...

Xiao Wang was even more shocked.

But at the same time, these expensive appliances also made him alert.

Because the matter of trespassing on official business can still be fooled, but if you break something in someone else's house during the trespassing, you must definitely pay real compensation.If such an expensive home appliance is damaged, he cannot bear the responsibility.

Even if the unit reimburses him, it is still a major work mistake, and he cannot bear the responsibility.

Thinking of this, he quickly exited the room, and said with an embarrassed smile to the designer: "Enough, I've learned a lot, and there's no need to read the rest."

The designer boy said indifferently: "What's the rush, anyway, it's not too late...Why don't you try this toilet?"

"Try... this toilet?"

Xiao Wang was taken aback by this strange suggestion, hurriedly waved his hands and shook his head and said, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, why should I try this thing."

The designer guy smiled contemptuously and said, "Why are you so nervous, you won't die if you try..."

After a pause, the designer boy suddenly said, "Oh, are you afraid of breaking someone's toilet? Hey, how can such a high-end product worth hundreds of thousands be broken so easily..."

Xiao Wang laughed dryly, and argued: "I know it's not so easy to break, but I'm still working, and I'm still in other people's homes, so I can't touch other people's things casually."

"What does it matter?"

The designer boy waved his hand carelessly: "This is the room I live in. I'm using these things for the time being. It's okay to lend them to you for fun."

Xiao Wang was speechless for a moment, Nima, lend me to play... Is there any toilet for others to play with?
He has no interest in playing with other people's toilets, no matter if they are hundreds of thousands or millions of toilets.So he resolutely refused: "No need, I'm a civil servant, I represent the image of the government, I can't do such...inexplicable things during working hours."

The designer boy suddenly rolled his eyes and said with a cheap smile, "You're welcome, I know you really want to play..."

Xiao Wang: Who wants to play, stop talking nonsense, okay...

"Play it if you want, I won't say it."

Xiao Wang: Please don't say such shameful things anymore, I'm really not interested in your toilet...

"Come on, Pikachu! I'll close the door for you, and watch outside the door for you! I will knock on the door to remind you when your leader comes."

Xiao Wang: What the hell?Do you really think everyone is as interested in a toilet as you are?Are you serious?Wait a minute, why are you closing the door, I don't...

The designer boy smiled sarcastically, and closed the door of the room involuntarily, leaving only Xiao Wang in the room.

He stared blankly at the toilet in the room that cost hundreds of thousands...

Not to mention, this thing is very delicate. After the toilet cover is lifted, it becomes a thing like the back of a sofa, which can be comfortably leaned on to solve problems.Then the toilet can also be connected to the Internet, and it can provide crosstalk in music novels... Except that there is no display screen, everything else can be available.

According to the designer guy, the gasket on the toilet can also automatically adjust the temperature and maintain different temperatures according to different seasons. Sitting on it is warm in winter and cool in summer, giving users the most comfortable experience.

The most important thing is that this toilet also has the legendary automatic flushing function.Instead of flushing the toilet, it flushes the butt, and it can be dried after washing...

Xiao Wang couldn't figure it out, how did the toilet locate the position to be flushed?I heard that this kind of flushing function has never been missed. Could it be that there is a villain hiding inside, watching the user secretly with a periscope?

This is more than miraculous, it is simply miraculous.

It is said that the people of the island nation have already paid an abnormal level of importance to this thing, that is to say, they attach almost the same importance to excretion as to eating.

There used to be a test game of survival on an isolated island. It said that if you were asked to live alone on an isolated island, you were only allowed to choose one, or several daily necessities and supplies, and asked you to choose life.

It is said that many women in island countries actually choose toilet paper.

It seems that these women can tolerate all kinds of inconveniences, but the thing of wiping their ass is not tolerated, and they are absolutely unwilling to accept things like stones and leaves to touch their most important (or least important) parts.

There are also many islanders who have to carry their own special toilet seat everywhere, and they seem to be intolerant of indirect contact between their buttocks and other people.

The strange thing is that the islanders don't care who they are in contact with after they take off their clothes, and the more lively and exciting they are...

Xiao Wang looked at the smart toilet daydreaming, suddenly, he found that he seemed to have the urge to excrete...

Ah yes, he's used to having a tuba at noon.

Under normal circumstances, when he was in the unit, he would squat in the toilet for half an hour after lunch, smoking a cigarette, and playing with his mobile phone.He would never come out unless he squatted his feet until they were half disabled.In his opinion, this matter is more important than taking a nap.

It's a pity that I was out of the field today. After lunch early, I set off from the town to Yujia Village. This important task was abandoned before it even started.

Thinking of this, he suddenly had the idea of ​​defecating.

(End of this chapter)