The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master
Chapter 42 You Smashed My Car
Chapter 42 You Smashed My Car
The driver of the car was stunned. He seemed to realize that something was wrong.
Yu Yishan's hands are empty... It can't be regarded as empty hands, he still has a plastic bag on one hand, holding a mobile phone.
But he didn't hold a weapon or tool in his other hand at all. With just one fist and two feet, he smashed a car alive, and he smashed it so leisurely.
From the outside, this car is worse than a scrap car, except that the paint is relatively new.
At this time, the car driver's reinforcements finally arrived.
Another white car stopped on the side of the road, and several fat men with big arms and round waists got out of the car one after another and walked straight towards Yu Yishan.
There is no need for someone to point the way, because there are already more than a dozen passers-by nearby to watch.
This kind of excitement of smashing cars is not common. Some passers-by even took out their mobile phones and started recording videos, preparing to post them on the Internet for fun.
"Brother-in-law!"
The driver of the car greeted him with relief, and said with a mournful face like he was suing a child: "It was him, he smashed your car."
This brother-in-law was a burly man, and the two men who accompanied him were about the same size. All three of them were short-cut and menacing, and they didn't look like serious people.
The brother-in-law just glanced at his broken car, and then walked directly in front of Yu Yishan. He almost pressed Yu Yishan's face, and asked in a deep voice, "You smashed my car?"
The height of the two is about the same, but there is a big difference in body size. Just standing and talking face to face, the brother-in-law has a stronger momentum, and he feels like a bully.
With a lazy expression, Yu Yishan poked his brother-in-law lightly with his finger, and easily pushed him back a few steps.
The brother-in-law was a little startled, Yu Yishan's movements seemed to be very slow, but he didn't react.
Yu Yishan said: "You have bad breath, stay away from me when you talk."
This sentence was very contemptuous, the brother-in-law was immediately angry, and he didn't care about putting on airs. He pointed at Yu Yishan's nose and shouted loudly: "I'm asking you, did you smash my car?"
Yu Yishan chuckled and said: "Aren't you talking nonsense, someone begged me to smash the car, I just did a good deed... Take a look at this car, are you satisfied?"
"You're crazy!"
The brother-in-law stopped talking nonsense, stretched out his hand and slapped Yu Yishan's face.
Yu Yishan didn't retreat much, and when the slap was almost on his face, he quickly stretched out his finger to touch his wrist.
"what……"
The brother-in-law suddenly screamed. He hugged his wrist, so painful that he couldn't even straighten his waist.
The two strong men he brought hadn't figured out what was going on, and after seeing his brother-in-law's attack, they didn't think too much, and rushed towards Yu Yishan one after another, raising their fists one after another...
The result is self-evident, the two strong men also hugged their arms and screamed in pain, and even rolled on the ground in pain.
No one saw clearly what happened, everyone just saw the three of them punching Master Shan, and then rolling on the ground in pain.
Everyone suspected that maybe Master Shan's face was too hard.
"How did Master Shan do it? Did he rely on his face?"
The live broadcast room became lively again.
"Based on my many years of fighting experience... I don't know what happened."
"The position of the camera is not very good. I feel that Master Shan has made a move. There was an afterimage just now..."
"Is this Chuanwu? It's too awesome!"
"Who said that traditional martial arts have no actual combat value. Seeing Master Shan easily knocking down three strong men, what kind of martial arts can do it so easily?"
"Master Shan, I want to accept you as my master!"
"Master Shan, I want to give birth to monkeys for you!"
"Master Shan..."
Yu Yishan was still holding his mobile phone, he looked at the chat in the live broadcast room, and said cheerfully: "You guys are thinking too much, I didn't hit them with my hands, what happened just now, I think it should be...they need to make up for it. Calcium."
"66666..."
"Master Shan is too shameful!"
"Master Shan, you are a show!"
"What Shan Ye said is right, who of you saw Shan Ye make a move? These three fat people are obviously touching porcelain!"
Yu Yishan said with a smile: "That's right, they are just touching porcelain, and also, they asked me to smash this car...Of course, I am a reasonable person, and I will still pay for the cost of smashing the car."
After finishing speaking, Yu Yishan walked slowly to the brother-in-law again.
Now the momentum of the two facing each other is different, one folded his arms, hunched over, the other held his head high, condescending.
Naturally, Yu Yishan didn't need to give him any good looks, and said indifferently: "Do you have any other requirements for your car?"
The brother-in-law was sweating profusely, took two steps back, and yelled angrily at the car driver who was still standing beside him in a daze: "You idiot, hurry up and call the police!"
Yu Yishan was overjoyed, and he said to the netizens: "Everyone has seen it, this is a social person, you have to talk to him well, but he wants to fight with you, and if you really agree to fight with him, he will call the police instead ...So, if there is anything wrong, it is better to call the police directly, it is a waste of time to fight and kill, and everyone should stop thinking about apprenticeship..."
The netizen was speechless: "At this time, you still want to preach, and your car hasn't been destroyed yet?"
"Uh, well..."
Yu Yishan could only ask his brother-in-law again: "I'm asking you something, are you satisfied with your car smashed like this? Do you want to strengthen it?"
The brother-in-law had a look of fear on his face, he didn't dare to make a move, he knew he couldn't beat Yu Yishan.
But he refused to give in: "You smash it, I have already called the police, I don't want this car, you are going to pay me a new car."
Netizens immediately burst into laughter, and passers-by who watched also burst into laughter.
I thought there were a few hard stubbles, but I didn't expect it to be a few soft ones.
Yu Yishan shook his head, looked at the melon-eating people around, and said loudly: "Since you have this demand, I will do a good deed and replace you with a new car..."
After that, he asked the netizens in the live broadcast room: "Let's take a look, what else needs to be added about this car?"
Netizens immediately started a heated discussion.
"I have to add, it's just a traumatic injury right now, it can still be fixed with some repairs!"
"It must be smashed until it is completely scrapped!"
"Four car tires will be scrapped for him, and the steel rims also need to be repaired!"
"I think the steering wheel is a superfluous thing, you have to take it off."
"How can you forget what's in the hood? How can you keep the engine for him?"
"Those pillars, beams, they can be bent..."
"The seat can also be removed!"
"Just set the fire on, it's the most thorough way to burn it off!"
"Setting fire is not acceptable. Setting fire in a public place will definitely cause riots. If it is not good, you will be detained."
Yu Yishan also said: "It's really impossible to set fire. There are other cars and motorcycles nearby. If the involvement is too big, I don't have enough money to pay for it... But it doesn't matter, I can smash him completely without setting fire."
After finishing speaking, he lifted the front cover of the car with one hand, and the cover fell to the ground with a clattering sound.
Then, he reached out and fished it up in the engine compartment, no matter what he got, he grabbed it hard and pulled it up.
Accompanied by the sound of breaking and rubbing, he pulled out a mess of parts and pipelines, and threw them to the side of the road.
Everyone was stunned, this terrifying disassembly ability... It's a pity not to collect scraps.
(End of this chapter)
The driver of the car was stunned. He seemed to realize that something was wrong.
Yu Yishan's hands are empty... It can't be regarded as empty hands, he still has a plastic bag on one hand, holding a mobile phone.
But he didn't hold a weapon or tool in his other hand at all. With just one fist and two feet, he smashed a car alive, and he smashed it so leisurely.
From the outside, this car is worse than a scrap car, except that the paint is relatively new.
At this time, the car driver's reinforcements finally arrived.
Another white car stopped on the side of the road, and several fat men with big arms and round waists got out of the car one after another and walked straight towards Yu Yishan.
There is no need for someone to point the way, because there are already more than a dozen passers-by nearby to watch.
This kind of excitement of smashing cars is not common. Some passers-by even took out their mobile phones and started recording videos, preparing to post them on the Internet for fun.
"Brother-in-law!"
The driver of the car greeted him with relief, and said with a mournful face like he was suing a child: "It was him, he smashed your car."
This brother-in-law was a burly man, and the two men who accompanied him were about the same size. All three of them were short-cut and menacing, and they didn't look like serious people.
The brother-in-law just glanced at his broken car, and then walked directly in front of Yu Yishan. He almost pressed Yu Yishan's face, and asked in a deep voice, "You smashed my car?"
The height of the two is about the same, but there is a big difference in body size. Just standing and talking face to face, the brother-in-law has a stronger momentum, and he feels like a bully.
With a lazy expression, Yu Yishan poked his brother-in-law lightly with his finger, and easily pushed him back a few steps.
The brother-in-law was a little startled, Yu Yishan's movements seemed to be very slow, but he didn't react.
Yu Yishan said: "You have bad breath, stay away from me when you talk."
This sentence was very contemptuous, the brother-in-law was immediately angry, and he didn't care about putting on airs. He pointed at Yu Yishan's nose and shouted loudly: "I'm asking you, did you smash my car?"
Yu Yishan chuckled and said: "Aren't you talking nonsense, someone begged me to smash the car, I just did a good deed... Take a look at this car, are you satisfied?"
"You're crazy!"
The brother-in-law stopped talking nonsense, stretched out his hand and slapped Yu Yishan's face.
Yu Yishan didn't retreat much, and when the slap was almost on his face, he quickly stretched out his finger to touch his wrist.
"what……"
The brother-in-law suddenly screamed. He hugged his wrist, so painful that he couldn't even straighten his waist.
The two strong men he brought hadn't figured out what was going on, and after seeing his brother-in-law's attack, they didn't think too much, and rushed towards Yu Yishan one after another, raising their fists one after another...
The result is self-evident, the two strong men also hugged their arms and screamed in pain, and even rolled on the ground in pain.
No one saw clearly what happened, everyone just saw the three of them punching Master Shan, and then rolling on the ground in pain.
Everyone suspected that maybe Master Shan's face was too hard.
"How did Master Shan do it? Did he rely on his face?"
The live broadcast room became lively again.
"Based on my many years of fighting experience... I don't know what happened."
"The position of the camera is not very good. I feel that Master Shan has made a move. There was an afterimage just now..."
"Is this Chuanwu? It's too awesome!"
"Who said that traditional martial arts have no actual combat value. Seeing Master Shan easily knocking down three strong men, what kind of martial arts can do it so easily?"
"Master Shan, I want to accept you as my master!"
"Master Shan, I want to give birth to monkeys for you!"
"Master Shan..."
Yu Yishan was still holding his mobile phone, he looked at the chat in the live broadcast room, and said cheerfully: "You guys are thinking too much, I didn't hit them with my hands, what happened just now, I think it should be...they need to make up for it. Calcium."
"66666..."
"Master Shan is too shameful!"
"Master Shan, you are a show!"
"What Shan Ye said is right, who of you saw Shan Ye make a move? These three fat people are obviously touching porcelain!"
Yu Yishan said with a smile: "That's right, they are just touching porcelain, and also, they asked me to smash this car...Of course, I am a reasonable person, and I will still pay for the cost of smashing the car."
After finishing speaking, Yu Yishan walked slowly to the brother-in-law again.
Now the momentum of the two facing each other is different, one folded his arms, hunched over, the other held his head high, condescending.
Naturally, Yu Yishan didn't need to give him any good looks, and said indifferently: "Do you have any other requirements for your car?"
The brother-in-law was sweating profusely, took two steps back, and yelled angrily at the car driver who was still standing beside him in a daze: "You idiot, hurry up and call the police!"
Yu Yishan was overjoyed, and he said to the netizens: "Everyone has seen it, this is a social person, you have to talk to him well, but he wants to fight with you, and if you really agree to fight with him, he will call the police instead ...So, if there is anything wrong, it is better to call the police directly, it is a waste of time to fight and kill, and everyone should stop thinking about apprenticeship..."
The netizen was speechless: "At this time, you still want to preach, and your car hasn't been destroyed yet?"
"Uh, well..."
Yu Yishan could only ask his brother-in-law again: "I'm asking you something, are you satisfied with your car smashed like this? Do you want to strengthen it?"
The brother-in-law had a look of fear on his face, he didn't dare to make a move, he knew he couldn't beat Yu Yishan.
But he refused to give in: "You smash it, I have already called the police, I don't want this car, you are going to pay me a new car."
Netizens immediately burst into laughter, and passers-by who watched also burst into laughter.
I thought there were a few hard stubbles, but I didn't expect it to be a few soft ones.
Yu Yishan shook his head, looked at the melon-eating people around, and said loudly: "Since you have this demand, I will do a good deed and replace you with a new car..."
After that, he asked the netizens in the live broadcast room: "Let's take a look, what else needs to be added about this car?"
Netizens immediately started a heated discussion.
"I have to add, it's just a traumatic injury right now, it can still be fixed with some repairs!"
"It must be smashed until it is completely scrapped!"
"Four car tires will be scrapped for him, and the steel rims also need to be repaired!"
"I think the steering wheel is a superfluous thing, you have to take it off."
"How can you forget what's in the hood? How can you keep the engine for him?"
"Those pillars, beams, they can be bent..."
"The seat can also be removed!"
"Just set the fire on, it's the most thorough way to burn it off!"
"Setting fire is not acceptable. Setting fire in a public place will definitely cause riots. If it is not good, you will be detained."
Yu Yishan also said: "It's really impossible to set fire. There are other cars and motorcycles nearby. If the involvement is too big, I don't have enough money to pay for it... But it doesn't matter, I can smash him completely without setting fire."
After finishing speaking, he lifted the front cover of the car with one hand, and the cover fell to the ground with a clattering sound.
Then, he reached out and fished it up in the engine compartment, no matter what he got, he grabbed it hard and pulled it up.
Accompanied by the sound of breaking and rubbing, he pulled out a mess of parts and pipelines, and threw them to the side of the road.
Everyone was stunned, this terrifying disassembly ability... It's a pity not to collect scraps.
(End of this chapter)
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