The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 417 One Hundred Push-ups

That young expert stood in the arena, feeling like a fool participating in a talent show. When Yu Yishan said, please start your performance, he almost thought that he had really arrived at the scene of a talent show.

Especially the drone hanging above the top of the mountain, and the onlookers were also taking pictures with their mobile phones. These scenes made him feel nervous.

He involuntarily introduced himself: "My name is A-Bian, I am 21 years old, and I am from..."

"Okay, just tell me your challenge project."

Yu Yishan interrupted his introduction with a wave of his hand, his attitude was like that of a judge who dominated the entire competition.

The old dog and the others suddenly snickered, the aura of this master was suppressed by Yu Yishan, and he even dared to challenge him.

This expert also looked very unconfident, and said awkwardly: "I want to challenge you...to climb a tree!"

"Climbing a tree?"

Laogou and the others burst into laughter, this challenge project is really getting more and more outrageous.

It was obviously a martial arts competition, but in the end it became a literary competition, which was barely more reasonable than archery. At least techniques such as horseback riding and archery were also considered martial arts in ancient times.

But what the hell is climbing a tree?

The old dog and the others couldn't help laughing and cursing: "What kind of tree are you climbing, why don't you compare fishing with the mountain master!"

"Fishing is such a waste of time, you'd better sing with Master Shan, just sing about the fish from the famous hometown."

"You might as well come here to be funny, you idiots are here to be funny, right?"

……

The masters in the arena were completely ashamed, they just wanted to finish the beating and go home to sleep, but they were unwilling to give up this opportunity to challenge.

The young master forcefully explained: "What's the matter with climbing a tree? As a master, of course you must be agile and be able to move freely in various terrains and environments. Tree climbing is a good project to test the climbing ability of a master. Climbing rocks, climbing stairs, climbing walls, being afraid of balconies, and climbing the air conditioner outside the shelf..."

The old dog and others were a little puzzled: "What kind of master are you talking about? A master of thieves?"

"That's... no, I'm talking about light work!"

The young master hurriedly said: "The event I want to challenge is Qinggong. I want to show you what flying over the walls is... There are no eaves and walls here. We can also find a big tree to compete."

"Okay, you pick a tree."

Yu Yishan waved his hand nonchalantly.

The old dog and the others said to the young expert again: "Don't worry, let's talk about the lottery first. If you lose even climbing a tree, are you ready to accept any punishment?"

The young master hesitated for a moment. He originally wanted to use streaking as a punishment, just like the one who competed in archery before.

Because running naked is embarrassing enough, if he can defeat Yu Yishan and let Yu Yishan go down the mountain to run naked once, he can definitely demand money from his employer.

But now he has no confidence, he suddenly felt that he might not be able to defeat Yu Yishan, especially after seeing Yu Yishan's calm demeanor, he was even more uncertain.

"Punishment..."

The young master finally plucked up his courage and said resolutely: "If anyone loses, then - do a hundred push-ups!"

Such a cruel punishment even surprised Yu Yishan: "Are you sure you're not joking?"

Is a hundred push-ups considered punishment?
Some people may think that this is difficult to complete, but if you change to a younger guy who is not very heavy, you can basically do a hundred push-ups with little effort.

Taking this matter as a punishment item, Laogou and others were completely stunned.

"Is this kid planning to surrender directly?"

"This routine is okay, the punishment is so light, and then you admit defeat after two random fights, and you can easily escape the punishment."

"Your thinking is beautiful, since you dare to challenge Lord Shan, you must have the consciousness of failure in the challenge. Don't think that you can escape the punishment of justice so easily!"

"That's right, he must not be made so easy. The minimum punishment for failure is a beating, and then he will run naked down the mountain!"

"I think one more thing can be added, let the loser climb to the top of the tree and then jump down from the tree. Doesn't this kid want to challenge Master Shan's lightness kung fu? This can just show his lightness kung fu skills."

"You can also put some big stones on the ground. If you can't do light work, you can knock your head on the big stones after jumping off, and show everyone the painting skills."

"Not bad, these big rocks must be sharper."

"Brother, this is definitely a game routine for terminal cancer. You can't think of such tricks if you are not at this level."

"Thank you, thank you. If it weren't for the inconvenient conditions on this mountain, I could give the tree he climbed some tricks and increase the difficulty of the challenge, so that it would not be so easy for him to climb the tree."

"Oh? Brother, do you have any other good ideas?"

"Of course, look, I have a bottle of tickling powder here..."

……

The young guy's face turned pale, and he suddenly felt that it would be good to get a good beating, at least he wouldn't be frightened by these messy tricks.

At this time, the old dog and others finally came up with the final decision after some discussions.

The old dog pointed to the tallest tree not far away: "It's okay to climb a tree, just climb that one, and the two of you will take turns climbing to see who can climb to the top of the tree in the shortest time, and the one who loses can climb by himself." Go up to the top of the tree and jump down, then let us give you a good beating, then arrange your clothes, and prepare to run down the mountain..."

The young master also wants to argue that this kind of punishment is too cruel.

But Yu Yishan said casually again: "Okay!"

The young master immediately regretted it. If he had known earlier, he would have challenged the digging hole. At least he would not have climbed so high or jumped from such a high place.

The tree that the old dog pointed to was actually not too tall, only about six to seven meters. It was the tallest and thickest among the surrounding trees, and its branches and leaves were very lush, making it easier to climb.

It's not difficult to climb up, it's just a matter of speed.

The masters around started to cheer him up: "Come on, brother! I'm counting on you!"

Everyone's thinking is very simple, as long as there is one person who can defeat Yu Yishan, then this competition will not go on, and everyone will save trouble.

Maybe when the employer is happy, he can even give everyone a group red envelope.

The young master couldn't get off the tiger, and the old dog and others couldn't let him go back. They surrounded him and came to the tree, discussing excitedly: "Who will come first?"

"Of course this kid came first, otherwise he wouldn't even have the confidence to climb trees once Master Shan made a move!"

"That's right, the master is naturally the second player. Let this kid pretend to beep first, and then Master Shan will strike in the face."

"Come on boy, let's play well before Master Shan makes a move."

A group of people happily pushed the young master under the tree, urging him to start performing immediately.

(End of this chapter)