The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master
Chapter 415 The Kid Is A Little Tender
Chapter 415 The Kid Is A Little Tender
"Two wins in three games?"
The old dog and the others scolded impatiently: "Do you know that you won two out of three rounds, believe it if you don't win in thirty rounds, what else is there to compare, quickly take off your clothes and go for a run, silly beep!"
The challenger brazenly stood there, and talked eloquently: "Two wins in three rounds is an international practice, okay? There are mistakes and mistakes, and there are accidents and luck in any competition. There are only two wins in three rounds. , is the greatest fairness to the contestants, only the average score obtained from multiple tests can prove the true strength of the contestants..."
"That's a lot of nonsense. If you continue to lose, will you win three out of five rounds, four out of seven rounds, and nine rounds..."
"How is it possible, I am such a rascal."
The challenger said sternly: "Just two wins in three rounds, two wins in three rounds is enough to prove my strength. If I lose again, I will take off my clothes immediately without saying a word!"
Yu Yishan waved his hand: "Okay, if you win two out of three rounds, you will win two out of three rounds. Hurry up...do you still have pancakes?"
The challenger fumbled in his trouser pocket again and took out a bun.
The onlookers couldn't help but gasp, why is this idiot bee full of these things in his pocket?
The challenger was more cautious this time: "Now we have to increase the difficulty. The place where the pancakes were thrown just now is too open, and the difficulty of shooting is too low. Now we have to change to a more complicated venue with obstacles..."
Yu Yishan waved his hand impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, you can change wherever you want, just don't waste time."
"it is good!"
The challenger took his steamed stuffed bun and walked to the side of the person who threw the pancake before. The two muttered for a while, and then walked into the nearby forest.
This time, the place where the buns were thrown was in the woods. Although the woods were not dense, they were somewhat covered by branches and leaves. To shoot the buns that flew, the arrow had to pass through the gaps between the branches and leaves. This not only increased the difficulty, It's just... just increasing the difficulty.
"are you ready?"
The expert who threw the buns asked the two contestants again, and the challenger was more confident this time, and said loudly, "Let's go!"
Baozi finally flew up as he wished, but this time the trajectory of the bun was a bit strange, it flew out obliquely.
Although the direction of Baozi's flight was not obvious towards the challenger, from Yu Yishan's perspective, the flight path of Baozi was completely blocked by branches.
The bow and arrow in Yu Yishan's hand is just an ordinary bow and arrow, with limited range and power. Generally speaking, it is possible to shoot an arrow into a tree trunk, but there is no way to deal with the elastic and tenacious twigs.
After hitting the branch, the arrow will definitely deviate from the trajectory, or even be ejected by the branch, and fall into the dense branches. It is impossible to hit the target that is difficult to hit.
All of this was properly arranged by the challenger.
After shooting pancakes for the first time, the challenger had already realized that Yu Yishan's strength was beyond comparison with his archery skills.
It's not that he can't hit the target, but that he can't be faster than Yu Yishan. The competition between the two of them is obviously to see who has the faster shot.
For the masters, it is not difficult to hit the target, it is the speed of comparison.
There is only one way for him to defeat Yu Yishan, and that is to cheat.
Anyway, the brother who threw the steamed stuffed bun was his accomplice, and they were all happy to see Yu Yi running naked down the mountain. In this way, everyone didn't have to continue the competition, and those messy punishments were unnecessary.
Therefore, the expert who threw the buns was also happy to accompany the challenger to complete this cheat.
Now it seems that their move is a sure win.
There was a smug smile on the corner of the challenger's mouth, boy, you are still a little tender, there will never be any fairness in this world.
The arrow in his hand left the string, and from his point of view, the bun seemed to be waiting for his arrow in mid-air.
The easiest time to hit is when the bun is about to rise to the limit, and when the bun is just beginning to fall, this is when the bun moves the slowest.
Although this time is very short, for professional shooters, this moment is enough for them to play.
After the arrow left the string, the challenger immediately relaxed. He was very sure of the arrow's hit.
However, there is an old saying that nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life, every time you are about to succeed, there will always be some messy accidents.
The arrow he shot was flying happily, when suddenly a faster arrow flew over, hit him at one end, shot him in half, and knocked the tail of the arrow away After going out, he didn't even have the qualification to touch that bun.
The challenger's jaw was about to drop from shock. He couldn't help but glanced at Yu Yishan not far away. Yu Yishan was putting down the compound bow in his hand unhurriedly, and shrugged at him indifferently. shrugged.
Nima!How shameless!Don't let me shoot if I can't shoot myself!
The challenger couldn't help but want to curse, how could there be such bad people in this world?This is simply detrimental to others!
After cursing a few words in his heart, the challenger suddenly felt helpless again.
The old dog and others who were watching by the side laughed again: "This grass-roots boy, actually still plays this kind of conspiracy, our mountain master will care about you? Why don't we deal with you as usual!"
The challenger was a little flustered, he hesitated and said: "It seems that there was an accident, we didn't shoot the bun, so this round..."
"This round is a draw!"
The old dog and others immediately shouted: "Two wins in three rounds, you now have one loss and one draw. If you can't score in the next round, you can happily take off your pants and go for a run!"
"How can this be considered a draw..."
Hearing that there was only one chance left, the challenger was a little anxious: "This round shouldn't be counted!"
If this round can be cancelled, he will have two more chances. He mainly continues to play tricks like this. He doesn't believe that Yu Yishan can explode his arrows every time. He feels that he will always have a chance to score.
But how could the old dog and others let him get what he wanted, and they all shouted and scolded: "What are you?
The challenger said cheekily: "Don't tell me that I, the client, don't count what I say, and those of you who watch the excitement don't care?"
"Nonsense, you are a contestant, don't you still want to be a referee for yourself!"
"But you are not referees either."
"It's you who throw the buns, of course we're the judges."
"Throwing buns is just a chore, the referee is the one with the most power, why should I leave it to you guys!"
"Then let's throw the buns, bastard!"
……
(End of this chapter)
"Two wins in three games?"
The old dog and the others scolded impatiently: "Do you know that you won two out of three rounds, believe it if you don't win in thirty rounds, what else is there to compare, quickly take off your clothes and go for a run, silly beep!"
The challenger brazenly stood there, and talked eloquently: "Two wins in three rounds is an international practice, okay? There are mistakes and mistakes, and there are accidents and luck in any competition. There are only two wins in three rounds. , is the greatest fairness to the contestants, only the average score obtained from multiple tests can prove the true strength of the contestants..."
"That's a lot of nonsense. If you continue to lose, will you win three out of five rounds, four out of seven rounds, and nine rounds..."
"How is it possible, I am such a rascal."
The challenger said sternly: "Just two wins in three rounds, two wins in three rounds is enough to prove my strength. If I lose again, I will take off my clothes immediately without saying a word!"
Yu Yishan waved his hand: "Okay, if you win two out of three rounds, you will win two out of three rounds. Hurry up...do you still have pancakes?"
The challenger fumbled in his trouser pocket again and took out a bun.
The onlookers couldn't help but gasp, why is this idiot bee full of these things in his pocket?
The challenger was more cautious this time: "Now we have to increase the difficulty. The place where the pancakes were thrown just now is too open, and the difficulty of shooting is too low. Now we have to change to a more complicated venue with obstacles..."
Yu Yishan waved his hand impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, you can change wherever you want, just don't waste time."
"it is good!"
The challenger took his steamed stuffed bun and walked to the side of the person who threw the pancake before. The two muttered for a while, and then walked into the nearby forest.
This time, the place where the buns were thrown was in the woods. Although the woods were not dense, they were somewhat covered by branches and leaves. To shoot the buns that flew, the arrow had to pass through the gaps between the branches and leaves. This not only increased the difficulty, It's just... just increasing the difficulty.
"are you ready?"
The expert who threw the buns asked the two contestants again, and the challenger was more confident this time, and said loudly, "Let's go!"
Baozi finally flew up as he wished, but this time the trajectory of the bun was a bit strange, it flew out obliquely.
Although the direction of Baozi's flight was not obvious towards the challenger, from Yu Yishan's perspective, the flight path of Baozi was completely blocked by branches.
The bow and arrow in Yu Yishan's hand is just an ordinary bow and arrow, with limited range and power. Generally speaking, it is possible to shoot an arrow into a tree trunk, but there is no way to deal with the elastic and tenacious twigs.
After hitting the branch, the arrow will definitely deviate from the trajectory, or even be ejected by the branch, and fall into the dense branches. It is impossible to hit the target that is difficult to hit.
All of this was properly arranged by the challenger.
After shooting pancakes for the first time, the challenger had already realized that Yu Yishan's strength was beyond comparison with his archery skills.
It's not that he can't hit the target, but that he can't be faster than Yu Yishan. The competition between the two of them is obviously to see who has the faster shot.
For the masters, it is not difficult to hit the target, it is the speed of comparison.
There is only one way for him to defeat Yu Yishan, and that is to cheat.
Anyway, the brother who threw the steamed stuffed bun was his accomplice, and they were all happy to see Yu Yi running naked down the mountain. In this way, everyone didn't have to continue the competition, and those messy punishments were unnecessary.
Therefore, the expert who threw the buns was also happy to accompany the challenger to complete this cheat.
Now it seems that their move is a sure win.
There was a smug smile on the corner of the challenger's mouth, boy, you are still a little tender, there will never be any fairness in this world.
The arrow in his hand left the string, and from his point of view, the bun seemed to be waiting for his arrow in mid-air.
The easiest time to hit is when the bun is about to rise to the limit, and when the bun is just beginning to fall, this is when the bun moves the slowest.
Although this time is very short, for professional shooters, this moment is enough for them to play.
After the arrow left the string, the challenger immediately relaxed. He was very sure of the arrow's hit.
However, there is an old saying that nine out of ten unsatisfactory things in life, every time you are about to succeed, there will always be some messy accidents.
The arrow he shot was flying happily, when suddenly a faster arrow flew over, hit him at one end, shot him in half, and knocked the tail of the arrow away After going out, he didn't even have the qualification to touch that bun.
The challenger's jaw was about to drop from shock. He couldn't help but glanced at Yu Yishan not far away. Yu Yishan was putting down the compound bow in his hand unhurriedly, and shrugged at him indifferently. shrugged.
Nima!How shameless!Don't let me shoot if I can't shoot myself!
The challenger couldn't help but want to curse, how could there be such bad people in this world?This is simply detrimental to others!
After cursing a few words in his heart, the challenger suddenly felt helpless again.
The old dog and others who were watching by the side laughed again: "This grass-roots boy, actually still plays this kind of conspiracy, our mountain master will care about you? Why don't we deal with you as usual!"
The challenger was a little flustered, he hesitated and said: "It seems that there was an accident, we didn't shoot the bun, so this round..."
"This round is a draw!"
The old dog and others immediately shouted: "Two wins in three rounds, you now have one loss and one draw. If you can't score in the next round, you can happily take off your pants and go for a run!"
"How can this be considered a draw..."
Hearing that there was only one chance left, the challenger was a little anxious: "This round shouldn't be counted!"
If this round can be cancelled, he will have two more chances. He mainly continues to play tricks like this. He doesn't believe that Yu Yishan can explode his arrows every time. He feels that he will always have a chance to score.
But how could the old dog and others let him get what he wanted, and they all shouted and scolded: "What are you?
The challenger said cheekily: "Don't tell me that I, the client, don't count what I say, and those of you who watch the excitement don't care?"
"Nonsense, you are a contestant, don't you still want to be a referee for yourself!"
"But you are not referees either."
"It's you who throw the buns, of course we're the judges."
"Throwing buns is just a chore, the referee is the one with the most power, why should I leave it to you guys!"
"Then let's throw the buns, bastard!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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