The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 413
"Wait a minute!"

Finally a master got up from the ground, he thought that he was going to be beaten anyway, being beaten up by the old dog and other laymen who don't know the severity may not be better than the result of having his hands and feet broken by Yu Yishan, he might as well get up Give it a go.

He plucked up his courage and said to Yishan: "If you have the kindness, you can have a fair competition with me."

The old dog and the others sneered and said: "It seems that this kid thinks it's unfair for more people to beat others, and wants to challenge Shan Ye one-on-one."

The master blushed and said, "It's not a matter of too many people, it's a serious imbalance in combat power, and it's a dimensionality reduction blow, you know?"

The old dogs said confusedly: "What Jiang Wei hit? Should I hit Zhuge Liang?"

The master said indignantly: "You are wearing a Liushen costume to bully a kindergarten kid holding a lollipop. This is a blow to dimensionality reduction! This is unfair!"

Yu Yishan asked curiously, "Then what kind of fairness do you want?"

The master said: "You are now as if you have turned on the invincible hang. I and Ben can't fight with you. If you have the guts, let's come to Wendou!"

The old dog and the others laughed loudly: "You kid, do you still want to fight against Master Shan? Is this still a fight, and you, a master, are still shameless?"

The face of the master turned even redder: "Who is going to fight against you? The Wendou I am talking about is also martial arts and fighting!"

Yu Yishan became a little interested: "Then tell me, what a literary struggle."

The master hesitated for a moment, and immediately said loudly: "Since you are hunting in the mountains today, and you all brought bows and crossbows, then I will compete with you in archery..."

The old dog and others suddenly laughed even harder, than archery?How arrowy are you, how dare you compare with Master Shan?Don't you know that Master Shan has just shown some archery skills, and everyone is so flattered that he can't find words?

The low voices of the old dog and the others made the master a little flustered. He didn't understand what the old dog and the others were laughing at, but it couldn't change his mind. He was very confident in his archery skills, and he had the opportunity to become an archery expert. Athletes, just didn't make this choice later.

Not much nonsense, he immediately challenged Yu Yishan: "I want to compete with you in archery!"

"can."

Of course Yu Yishan would not refuse, and asked instead: "Then, what if you lose?"

"I won't lose, if I lose..."

The master thought for a while, and said decisively: "Then I will let you beat me up!"

"Isn't this nonsense!"

The old dog and the others burst into laughter immediately: "Master Shan can beat you up right now, and there is no need to waste any time comparing archery with you."

The old dogs are right, Yu Yishan could have beaten him up, this matter can't be a bet.

So he changed his words again: "I mean let you have a fight together."

The old dog and others scolded with a smile: "This is still nonsense, we can still beat you up now."

Thinking about it, the master seemed to be right. The old dogs could beat him, but he still didn't dare to fight back.

So he said helplessly: "Then what do you say?"

The old dog and others whispered and discussed, and finally came up with an idea: "Well, we won't beat you anymore. If you lose in the competition, take off your clothes and go for a walk in the village at the foot of the mountain. Tell the folks loudly that you are a big fool!"

The master widened his eyes in surprise, and said in a trembling voice: "You, you... are so vicious, you actually made me call myself a fool!"

The old dog and the others looked at each other in blank dismay. This martial arts practitioner... really has muscles in his brain.

Yu Yishan coughed twice: "Okay, that's it, don't take off all your clothes, leave a pair of pants, be more civilized."

The expert said gratefully: "Thank you."

The old dog and others booed: "Thank you for the wool, quickly take off your clothes, and let you keep your underpants."

"Hey hey..."

The master agreed repeatedly, while taking off his shirt, and threw it on the ground casually.

Immediately afterwards, he wanted to take off his pants, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Hey? Haven't we started the competition yet? Why did you let me take off my clothes?"

The old dogs looked at him sympathetically: "Undressing now is the same as undressing later, you can't win anyway."

The master said angrily: "Whoever wins and loses must be compared to know. If there is no comparison, just admit defeat. Life is always used to face and try."

The old dog and others laughed and said: "Yes, yes, life is like gambling. You will never be reconciled if you don't try it. Only when you gamble well, you will know that you can owe so much money." A lot of money, I owe more money than I have ever earned in my life."

The master was stunned for a moment, and then said: "You businessmen with ulterior motives have something to say, I don't understand it, so I won't tell you... Let's compare arrows! Let's see who is more arrowy!"

"Mo Da, of course you are better at shooting arrows, otherwise why would you ask Shan Ye to compare arrows..."

The old dog and others hurriedly cursed a few words, but found that they couldn't understand how to say this sentence, so they could only shut up.

Yu Yishan sighed, and said to the old dog and others: "Take a bow and arrow."

Naturally there is no shortage of bows and arrows, there are several of the same style, Lao Gou and others sent the bows and arrows, and Yu Yishan asked the martial arts master to choose first.

Ouyang Mingming and the others originally wanted to find an excuse to interfere with the situation on the field to prevent Yu Yishan from continuing to make trouble, but now that this idiot proposed the Wendou model, they suddenly felt a little surprised.

The mode of this Wendou is very good, and it is totally worth letting all of them participate.

Not only these martial arts masters on the field, but even those punks who didn't play can challenge Yu Yishan.

Who doesn't have their own specialties?
Fighting hard, all of them together can't beat one mountain, but with this kind of literary fighting method, there should always be a chance to win two.

Although the punishment for winning or losing this competition is a bit like a child playing a game, taking off his clothes for a walk, and yelling that he is a big fool...

However, if they could really defeat Yu Yishan and let Yu Yishan run naked like this, it would be considered a bad breath.

Ouyang Mingming thought to himself, doesn't Yu Yishan like live broadcasting, so let him embarrass himself in front of his fans, and see how he has the face to continue broadcasting in the future.

Ouyang Mingming looked excited, he quickly exchanged glances with the middle-aged man, and the two immediately understood.

So, the middle-aged man immediately arranged it quietly, and asked the younger brothers he brought to report their specialties and skills.

They finally figured it out, it is absolutely unwise to provoke Yu Yishan with force, and they can play this kind of spiritual blow if they want to play.

Especially this punishment for streaking, it is definitely more meaningful and practical than beating each other.

If they win, they earn. As for losing... would these little hooligans care about running naked in the village?

(End of this chapter)