The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 363 You Wait For Me
"Well, I'm not usually good at talking..."

Yu Yishan said slowly: "Especially when I meet someone like you who has a problem with IQ, I simply don't know how to communicate with you..."

Speaking of this, Yu Yishan glanced at the drinks on the table again, and said calmly: "So, you'd better get out of here, or I will stuff that beer into your dung door ... In this case, today's bride and groom will be very embarrassed."

This sentence made Li Wenhua's face change immediately. In terms of personal combat effectiveness, he is not as good as those veteran hooligans. Apart from being shameless, he has no other specialties, especially in combat.

Little Tutu also proudly showed off at this time: "Idiot pervert like you, we beat up a dozen or so just now, the bride and groom didn't get married, and the house burned down, so we didn't even drink the wedding wine!" Come on, I can only run here to catch up..."

"You bragging about your horse..."

Li Wenhua took two steps back carefully, and cursed: "Run to our Lijia Village to pretend to be beeping, do you know who I am and who my brother is messing with..."

Yu Yishan casually picked up the beer on the table, and said lightly, "Stand over here, and I'll let you know who you are soon."

"You have the guts, just wait for me!"

Of course, people like Li Wenhua wouldn't fight with others. In this world, there were not many people he could beat, but if there was even a slight possibility that he was about to fight, he would immediately retreat and call for help.

Run if you can't fight, this is the essence of guerrilla tactics, and Li Wenhua is very familiar with this strategy.

Otherwise, why did his parents name him Wenhua? He must have some culture.

A gentleman uses his mouth but does not move his hands, a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, a man who understands current affairs is a hero, a hero does not suffer from immediate losses...

Li Wenhua silently recited various famous quotes, then quickly retreated into the crowd and disappeared.

In the process of escaping, Li Wenhua would peek back from time to time to make sure that Yu Yishan did not chase after him with a beer bottle, and he was relieved.

Damn, these poor ghosts are quite arrogant, but I also said to take his woman to go shopping, it was a waste of my good intentions!
Li Wenhua ran away, Yu Yishan put down the wine bottle helplessly, and said to Li Xiang: "There is such a strange thing in your village, it is really a rare creature."

Li Xiang was also a little helpless: "Don't talk to him, he has no other skills other than a cheap mouth, and when he gets into some trouble, he always asks his younger brother to come forward... His younger brother is a little hooligan. The village doesn't dare to play tricks, so you don't have to worry."

"I don't have time to worry about that."

Yu Yishan pursed his lips: "We'd better hurry up and give away the gift money, and wait for the banquet to start with peace of mind."

"You...you don't need to write, it's the same as making do with me."

Li Xiang was a little hesitant. He knew very well in his heart that for a person in financial difficulties, eating a banquet for a few hundred yuan would simply add insult to injury, enough to make him face bankruptcy.

He used to be so poor that he didn't even have 100 yuan on him, and only poor people understand the importance of these hundreds of dollars.

"Ha ha……"

Yu Yishan smiled, and he patted Li Xiang on the shoulder: "I'm not short of money, I was just joking with you just now, I was going to attend someone else's wedding today, and something happened later, and I didn't drink the wedding wine Come on, me... I happened to be playing the live broadcast again, and the netizens said they wanted to see what the banquet in our village looks like, so I found this place again, planning to have a banquet..."

Little Tutu also said: "Yes, we are not short of money, and it is not in vain to spend money on banquets. We still have to give a gift to others. Let's make it auspicious."

Yu Yishan said again: "Besides, we are still old classmates. If we come to your village to eat, we have to save face for you. Don't let the villagers think that your classmates are so worthless that they can't even afford to eat. ... Our red envelopes have already been prepared, so you don't have to worry about it."

Li Xiang was still a little skeptical, and said with a strange look: "You...you can't be fat with a swollen face, are you?"

"How can I, do I need to be so poor and particular?"

Yu Yishan happily took Li Xiang's arm, and walked to the table where the gift money was collected.

There were quite a few people around the table, all eager to complete the task of giving the red envelopes, Yu Yishan and the others waited for a long time, and finally lined up at the table.

Li Xiang's gift money was also prepared early in the morning, and ten red notes were spread out on the table: "One thousand, Li Xiang."

The thousand red envelopes made others look at Li Xiang unavoidably.

In rural areas, it is quite rare to give a red envelope of one thousand, and the average family is around a few hundred.

Yu Yishan took a little observation just now. The villagers in this village are basically two hundred. The financial conditions of the guests from outside seem to be slightly better, basically five or six hundred. Li thinks that the one thousand red envelope is already the thickest among ordinary guests. up.

Thinking of what Li Xiang said before, he has always been in the hands of the groom to take over the work.

It is not difficult for Yu Yishan to understand that in such a situation of serving people's jobs, it is understandable that the red envelopes given are thicker.

After all, Li Xiang's income still needs the care of the groom. If the gift money is higher, the groom will definitely pay more attention to him. If there is any good job with a high price, he may be given priority to do it.

Yu Yishan wondered in his heart whether he would scare others if he sent out his ten thousand oceans.

However, this seems to be able to save some face for Li Xiang. I have all my money, so if I don't give it all away, should I keep a few in my pocket?

He still thinks it's taking up space.

Thinking of this, Yu Yishan reached out his hand decisively into his trouser pocket, and if he is scared, he will be scared, but he will not die.

Just as I was about to take out the money, someone next to me suddenly said, "What are you talking about, if you don't have money, don't take it out, it would be embarrassing to take out tens of hundreds of dollars."

Yu Yishan didn't even need to look up, he knew it was Li Wenhua just now by hearing the voice.

The most troublesome part of this kind of helplessness is that they finally linger and get entangled. Although they can't do anything big, they are very annoying.

Yu Yishan is here to warm up, this kid will jump out to make trouble, this kind of behavior is simply unreasonable.

Yu Yishan couldn't help turning his head and glaring at Li Wenhua in the crowd.

Li Wenhua shrank his neck, and immediately hid behind the person beside him, as if he was a little afraid that Yu Yishan would really beat him.

But the boy's tone was very tough, and he still shouted: "Who are you staring at? Are you still not convinced? Didn't you see my brother here? If you dare to touch a hair of my hair, don't even think about getting out of this place today." village!"

Yu Yishan glanced at the person in front of Li Wenhua. He was a young man with yellow hair, about the same age as Yu Yishan. He was probably Li Wenhua's younger brother.

(End of this chapter)