The leisurely countryside of the live broadcasting mountain master

Chapter 339 The Drunken Toilet
The relatives and friends who were watching were booing, and the gate of the courtyard was very lively, which seemed to be what a wedding should look like.

The young man belched twice, and with the encouragement of the onlookers, he picked up the wine bowl with a smile on his face and continued to pour it into his mouth.

Soon, he completed the task of ten bowls of wine, and the crowd cheered loudly, and some people praised him, this young man is really good at drinking.

In fact, since the strength of rice wine rises slowly, anyone who uses this method of drinking can drink a lot in one go.

As for how drunk you will be afterwards, it depends on your drinking capacity.

After drinking thirteen bowls of rice wine, most of which were old wine, Yu Yishan felt that it didn't matter whether he could drink well or not, he would get down anyway.

The table in front of the courtyard had been removed, but my cousin got the red envelope as he wished, with a smile on his face.

The bridegroom rushed into the courtyard with the team to meet the bride, and the morale was high.

The young man who was drinking wanted to rush in with the team, but was stopped by a best man next to him.

"Would you like to get back in the car and rest?"

"No, no, just a little wine... I'm fine."

Faced with his teammates' concerned inquiries, the young man waved his hand indifferently, and continued to rush into the yard.

His companion grabbed his sleeve again: "I think you'd better go back and sit in the car first, you're a little drifting when you walk now."

"I feel a little floaty after drinking, isn't this normal..."

The young man shook his sleeves and scolded with a smile: "Don't drag me, I have to go in to see the bride and bridesmaids."

"Go to the wedding later to watch it, now you take a rest first, lest you can't walk later, and I have to drag you away."

"Why can't I walk? I'm not drunk... When did you see me drunk?"

"You went to bed so late yesterday, and today we all got up early, and didn't bother to eat breakfast. You must not be able to hold on in this state."

"It's okay, there are only a few bowls of wine, and I can drink it even if I'm not in the mood! I think back then, ah, last year..."

At this time, most of the relatives and friends had already entered the yard, and there were not many people left outside, and no one paid attention to the tugging between the two.

But the two tugged a few times, and the young man suddenly fell down straight. Fortunately, the companion beside him was tugging with him all the time. A mouthful of dirt.

"Damn it, why are you so heavy..."

The companion was flustered by this sudden situation, while supporting the drunk young man, he patted his face and said, "Xiao Li, Xiao Li... I just told you to go back to the car to rest first, this time But it made me miserable."

Drunk people usually look very heavy. After all, normal people have a weight of more than 100 kilograms. Usually, when supporting a sober person, he can still support most of his own weight, but a completely drunk person, the 100 kg All the catties were handed over to the companion who supported him, and this weight naturally felt heavier.

Yu Yishan hadn't entered the yard yet, seeing this situation, he didn't want to stand by and watch, so he quickly stepped forward and helped the drunk guy up.

"thanks, thanks."

The drunk guy's partner hurriedly thanked him, and said to Yishan, "Can you help me carry him to the car?"

"Let's make him vomit first."

Yu Yishan held the drunk guy's arm, and said to his companion: "While the wine is still in his stomach, let him spit it out first, after a long time, all the alcohol will be absorbed by him. I'm afraid it will cause poisoning."

The companion was slightly taken aback, then hesitated and said, "It's not that serious, is it? He's usually good at drinking."

"Being able to drink doesn't mean you won't get drunk, and it doesn't mean you won't get alcohol poisoning." Yu Yishan explained: "He drank so fast and drank so much, and his condition is not very good, he is prone to accidents. of."

Don't think that if you drink well, you will be unscrupulous. Those who are good swimmers will drown, and those who are good at riding will fall. Those who often drink to death are those who can drink a few glasses.

No matter how good the drinking capacity is, it still takes time for the body to decompose alcohol. This way of drinking wine as water is also the easiest way to get drunk.

"But... this kid usually doesn't drink or vomit when he drinks."

The companion frowned and said, "I haven't seen him get drunk, at least he hasn't collapsed in front of our friends."

"It's okay, I can make him vomit completely." Yu Yishan said with a light smile, "Let's find him a suitable place to vomit first."

"okay."

The companion was a little curious, but together with Yu Yishan, he helped the drunk guy up. The two of them, one on the left and one on the right, dragged them down the slope as if they were dragging a corpse, until they arrived at a place full of parked vehicles. side of the village road.

There are farmlands on both sides of the village road, and there is only a ditch between the farmland and the road.

The two grabbed the drunk boy's arms and lowered his body so that he would just kneel on the ground limply, with his head facing the ditch on the side of the road, like a prisoner about to be executed.

"How are you going to make him spit it out? Feed him poop?"

The companion asked a question abruptly, which almost made Yu Yishan laugh out loud.

"Why, you want to see your friend eat poop so much?"

"Haha, yes, this kid has never been drunk. It's hard to see him drunk today. How can we not leave him with some deep memories!"

The companion cheered and said: "What's the matter with eating some shit and fart, this is also to save his life, otherwise...he will be drunk to death, right?"

Yu Yishan also smiled and said, "Almost, but...where are you going to find these shit?"

The companion was stunned when he heard the words. He looked around and murmured: "In the countryside, there should be such a large open-air cesspit, right?"

"There must be a cesspit, but you don't know if it's open or not. You have to find a septic bucket and spoon to fish these things out."

"Uh...it seems quite troublesome."

The companion thought for a while, and then said: "How about I just let him smell my stinky socks?"

Yu Yishan laughed and said, "He's already drunk like this, how could he smell your socks?"

The companion racked his brains and came up with another bad idea: "Why don't you pick his throat directly? I'll dig some booger and pick him then?"

Yu Yishan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Could you be enemies... If you don't care about getting your hands dirty, just pick them up."

The companion sneered twice: "Forget it, you should come, what better way do you have?"

Yu Yishan shook his head slightly, then reached out and tapped the drunk guy's chest twice.

The drunk boy's body immediately twitched, and he vomited violently.

The companion was a little surprised: "Oh, how did you do it? Could it be the legendary acupressure?"

(End of this chapter)